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Want To Breed My Cousin?

Breeding phone sex

My crazy cousin doesn’t just want to have breeding phone sex with guys, she’s ready to get married and actually be pregnant!  Stupid sow!  What kind of slut really wants to be tied down and have a bunch of brats running around to wrangle all day long?  The way I see it, getting hitched and staying barefoot and pregnant is a death sentence for cock and cum loving chubster coozes like us. 

Why would anyone want to limit themselves to only having one bone to satisfy their horny hunger for the rest of their lives?  Throw in a handful of crotch goblins to boot and that sounds like a recipe for sheer insanity, to me.  Talk about doing the same thing over and over again!  Sounds horrible.  Cleaning snotty noses and shitty asses all day long for years, not to mention making sure the house stays clean and dinner is cooked and on the table by the time your man gets home from work, all of it sounds like a complete waste of twat stuffing time and engorged gaper draining energy to me.

The only way I’ll ever marry a man is if he doesn’t try to control me until I want him to.  Dominate me in bed, not my actions in life.  I need to be able to fuck who I want, when I want.  Not many men would be down for that.  And the thought of little ones bouncing off of all the walls makes me want to just scream!  No thank you, all of you hard up fluffy fucks can keep the married life.  I want to stay single and tot free for the foreseeable future.

My cousin can ruin her life if she wants.  18 and dreaming of her husband and all the boys and girls they’ll have together.  She’s only been with a couple of guys, I don’t know why she wants to limit her life and fuck up her fun with a family.  When I was her age, I couldn’t wait to pull myself off of one rigid rod so I could climb onto another.  Just a difference in preference, I guess.  Her preference is dumb, though!

 

Pixie Prick Picnic In The Park

Big titty fucking

 

That miniature man who shows up every so often for some supersized BBW snatch spelunking and enormously big titty fucking intruded on a lovely late summer picnic I went on today with a few of my fine, fat friends.  I don’t know how he always finds me, he’s hooked on my heavy whore hole and pair of mountainous mammaries and just sniffs me out, I guess.  He’s so rude and just a real fucking douchebag in general, but you try saying no to that pushy little pixie sized prick.  I mean, I never even see the insistent little imp coming!

We were all set up on our blanket and had just started munching when the bite sized fuck boy popped his head up right in between my legs!  It creeps me out every damn time I see it, but this time, sitting there in a little sundress with no underwear on, I was fucking freaked!  I jumped like a little mouse or snake had just made an appearance in my crotch which made my friends do the same.  

He didn’t miss a beat and plunged head first into my pussy with a powerful jump!  I knew exactly what I was in for, this isn’t the first time I’ve used him as a living vibrator.  I can’t tell exactly what he’s doing in there, but if I had to describe it I’d say he gets a tight hold on my cervix and does a sort of pedaling motion on my G-spot while he does “The Worm” and wriggles around until I cum.  He definitely knows his way around my jelly hole!

My girlfriends were startled, intrigued and jealous all at the same time.  I wasn’t trying to hog him, so I plucked him out of my plumper and offered him to my big blonde friend.  She snatched him out of my hand like he was money that I owed her, but before she could cram him into her horny horker of cunt, that pesky little peri bit her finger really hard!  She tossed him down and looked at me like I was the one who bit her, but all I could offer her was a shrug and an apology.  I can’t control him, I don’t even know the randy gnome.

Then he chucked a cherry in between her slippery lips, kicked it really hard so it jammed up in her, then hopped back onto me.  He scaled my torso like a quick little monkey and dove right into my cleavage.  I squeezed my tits together to hold him in and he pumped his peck pecker in my rocking rack until he gave me a lotion sized squirt of goblin gravy to rub into my boob meat.

I went to pull him out of my bosom but he bounced out like he had springs on his feet and ran off across the park, disappearing into the distance.  My friends were shocked, and I get it, believe me.  I never asked for that little asshole to come around, but he likes me, for whatever reason.  I might be able to get used to it but I doubt my girls will.  Unless he starts creaming their cooters, too!

 

Good BBW Cock Sucking

BBW sucks cock

 

If you think that every BBW sucks cock as good as I do, you got another thing coming!  Yeah, we’ll all let you fuck our faces until you blow your luscious load all up in our eager mouths or cover our chubby cheeks with cum, but not every fat whore around will throat fuck herself with your huge hunk of man meat.

I don’t need you to show me how you like it, I already know.  Can’t start out at full speed, you gotta massage and tease it for a while before you put that fuck shank in your mouth, some licks and kisses to show it how soft and moist your gob is.  I swirl my tongue around the head a bit and use the tip of my main mouth muscle to gently caress the underside of that cock head.

When I finally put it in my mouth, I don’t just start jackhammering right away.  Slow sucks and long licks, nutbag and taint included.  I found that the longer you can make a man wait to shoot his sploshy shot, the bigger, thicker and juicier that pearly pecker petroleum is going to be!

Once I pick up the pace and get a rhythm going, I can always tell when it’s time to start gouging out my throat with his gape maker because it gets really hard and primed to blow.  I just open up the ol’ esophagus and shove that fuck hog in as far as it can go.  It usually only takes a minute or two of that to make him lose it, but sometimes they go a little longer.  That’s fine by me, my throat has been well trained and doesn’t mind one bit!

 

Fuck One Fatty, You Fucked Us All

Fat girl phone sex

 

I’d like to think that all of the drippy dicks that call me for fat girl phone sex want to get into my tight and tubby twat because I’m just so fucking pretty and fabulously flabby, but I’m starting to think that, to them, one full figured fuck doll is just as good as the next.

It makes total sense to me.  Bend us over and tag us from behind and, if we’re plump and round enough, the only way you can tell which of us roly-poly whores you’re hammering is hair and skin color or the specific sex sounds we make.  Plus, have you ever grabbed a handful of chub and a handful of titty and compared the two?  They feel pretty similar, don’t they?  The only thing a lump of blubber is missing is a nipple and it might as well be a boob.  For real!

I’m pretty sure I keep my cunt tighter than other heavy ass hoes.  Notice I said cunt and not gunt, I do have some shape to my super sized form.  My asshole stays pretty puckered, too.  You don’t mind big chubby cheeks that you have to spread apart really wide so you can dip your dick into my dirty dunghole, do you?  Hell, I even have a little bit of an hourglass figure going on, it’s just underneath a bunch of layers of lard.  Honestly, Dude, I don’t care if you only want to fuck me because I’m fat, just as long as you want to fuck me!

 

Yakkity-Yak, Stick It In The Back

Cocksucking phone sex

Some guys take cocksucking phone sex too far!  Of course I love the way a thick dick feels as it shoves past my lips, sexes up my mouth and squeezes into my tight throat, but I don’t like it when an extra long slice of fuck ham activates my gag reflex and makes me puke everywhere!  It’s fucking gross!  I don’t want to suck your vomit covered cock and skanky ass ballsack!  You’re going to make me put it back in my mouth though, aren’t you?  I bet you’re even going to fuck my fat pussy without even cleaning off first, huh?  That’s disgusting.

You’re a fucking pig, you could at least let me wipe it off a little bit for you before you keep pushing my head down on your super long shaft!  That goddamn head feels like a fat plum getting stuck in my throat, and now that I’ve started tossing my cookies, I’m going to hurl every single time that juicy tip works past my tonsils, guaranteeeeed!  You gotta let me give it a quick wipe down, if not for you, then for me!

You son of a bitch, you’ve got a thick, partially digested stew of everything I’ve eaten today, blended with a stomach acid stock, all over your junk!  You can’t just cram that crap into my cunt like that!  I’ll get a yeast infection, or worse!  You’re really just going to keep pounding your chum as deep as you can into my chubby cunt like that?  Are you even listening to me?  Yeah, it feels fucking fantastic, but I bet it would feel just as good after a short hose down, is all I’m saying.  

Fine, If you absolutely have to keep banging me with my lunch all over your dork then at least just put it in my asshole.  A good rule of thumb is if your cock is covered in yak, then stick it in the back.  You can finish up there and I’ll just shit out all of the rancid ralph slop along with your huge load.  That’s the hole you want, it has its own cleaning system and is much better suited for your sleazy puke pasted fuck stick, you gross piece of shit!

 

Gigantic Tits Are My Tools

Gigantic tits

I’ve had gigantic tits ever since my girls started growing.  It only took my titties one summer to get to the colossal size that they are now and, let me tell you, they’ve definitely served me well!  Is there any better bait out there to use for luring in a long, hard fuckstick to have some freaky fun with?  If so, I need to know about it!  Until then, I already have my tools for tempting a rock hard rod to ram its way inside of me.

It’s never hard for me to find a dick for my own delight.  I’m a beautiful big bodied woman with an alluring smile and a come hither stare, making my boobs bulge out and throwing a little cleav-action into the mix makes it all too easy.  At the store, at a bar, on trains and planes, I can find a willing wang to make my chubby cunt cream anywhere I go as long as I let my titties do most of the talking.  Guys are easy, I barely even have to say anything.  Hell, sometimes I don’t!  Silent seductions are the fucking best and I give full credit to my rocking rack!

You can grab them if you want to, I’m not shy.  Go ahead and mull my great big tits around in your hands a little.  Bobble them back and forth and brush over my nipples with your fingers, see if you like them.  I bet you will, I haven’t had any complaints yet.  Not one.  Fuck em, suck em, slap em around a little bit, whatever you want to do to them is fine.  Obviously, if I have you here, you already took my booby bait.  Might as well bang out my BBW cunt while you’re at it!

 

Fat Girls Need To Cum, Too

2 Girl phone sex

 

I love having two girls pleasing my big body at the same time because there’s nothing as soft and sensual as the feminine form.  Yeah, I love a great big cock or two ramming in and out of my chubby twat, but after getting my ham flaps hammered by a few dozen dicks, it’s nice to get together with some other gals to lick a little gash. 

I was telling one of my friends about a horrible date I had with a guy who refused to make me cum when he fucked me.  She was absolutely appalled at the thought and invited me over to her place for a little girly time with her and her mom.  It sounded like it was just what I needed so I packed up a couple of bottles of Moscatto and headed out!

When I got there, her mom was already really drunk and super handsy so I popped a cork and started guzzling my wine to catch up.  I told them all about the asshole who couldn’t get me off while I chugged my sweet booze and, by the time I started opening my second bottle to further drink away my pain, my friend’s mom was opening my thick thighs to expertly munch on my pussy.

The three of us ladies licked and sucked and finger fucked each other for hours!  I loved being with women who understand how I feel and being able to let loose, even if it was wine inspired.  Having blue balls sucks for a woman, too, and I really needed to blow a couple of chick loads to get rid of them.  My BBW snatch got pleased by two of the women I love most in life and I got to see how both my friend and her mom’s cum taste.  It was perfect!

 

Terrific Titty Fuck Selection

Titty fucking phone sex

 

The best part about titty fucking phone sex is that there are so many different types of tits to fuck!  It doesn’t matter if you like big bouncy boobies or flat little perky puffers, I know where to find every kind of cleavage you could ever want to use to jack your junk.  They’re almost always around me because they’re my besties!

I hang out with all kinds of hot cock pleasing whores and we’re obviously not all built the same.  You didn’t think that I only kick it with BBW’s did you?  Pretty sure that’s racist, Pal.  Fat girls might seem to flock together, but that’s just because we usually take up a lot of room and probably eclipse our skinny friends from your sight.  Don’t worry, I know plenty of scrawny skanks that would love nothing more than to make you blow your load all over their bare bones boobies, if that’s what you’re into.

You should probably go back and forth between a big ol’ pair of perfect fuck bags and some tiny little blossoming bosom berries.  Why stick to pleasing your dick with just one kind of kinky fun flesh mounds?  Hang out with me and you’ll have your choice of whatever class of cleavage you’d like to mash around your manhood and furiously fuck!

Here’s what you do, just start with some of the flat and saggy ones to get you going.  They might look like they’re a few psi short of a full inflation but they sure are soft and squishy.  I bet they feel great wrapped around a wang!  Next, you go onto the heavy hangers, the woman flavored water balloons.  You can mold them into any shape you’d like and stroke your rod with them, they’re so gelatin like!  The massively mountainous mounds, just like the ones possessed by yours truly, are great for when you want to plow a pair of torso pillows that hold their shape really well.  As for the itty bitty titty committee, you can just throw them into the mix whenever you want, there’s not much variation with them.

The only thing that matters to us is that you blow your fat load all over a couple of hot tits, my friends and I don’t really care which one of us you want to use.  I suggest that you use all of us but that might not be your style.  You might just like to fuck one type of titty.  That’s a thing, right?

 

Cock Sucking Slut Love

Cock sucking slut

 

I can get any guy that I want in the sack because I have no problem letting everyone see what a fat cock sucking slut I am.  You might call it exhibitionism, I just call it fun!  If I want to get some dick, I get aggressive and try to take it from the guy who’s packing it.  I find that, if I start with my mouth, most men have a real hard time saying no to me.  The way I lick dick and suck nuts makes guys fall head over heels in love with me.  Silly men.

No, I don’t just rush over and start choking down their hot hog like some sort of splooge loving sow!  There’s a little more finesse to it than that.  I walk up to a dude in my most seductive manner and run a finger down his torso to the waist of his pants and whisper into his ear that I want to suck his cock.  Yeah, it’s a little forward but you’d be surprised just how often it works!

The bartender at my favorite bar can never resist my offer to let him throat me out.  Once a guy blows one juicy wad in my gob, he always wants to get in there again to see if he can shoot it even deeper into my esophagus than he did the last time.  The first time I got him was while he was still behind the bar serving drinks.  All of the patrons loved it, watching a woman take down a big dick while they ordered their drinks was a real treat for them.  Of course he was sidetracked a bit, but I still made him bust a nut in my chubby cheeks.  

Since then, I can always count on him to come home with me or take me back to his place after closing time.  If I haven’t lured another long dong into my warm mouth hole by the time the night is through, I always have his prick to fall back on and that’s really comforting to my fat girl cunt.  I’ve blown him everywhere you can think of: in every room of both of our places, the bar, a couple of restaurants, an alleyway or four, another bar.  Maybe I should stop, he’s going to start catching feelings.  He wouldn’t be the first guy to fall in love with this cock sucking slut and my amazing boner blowing skills.  Probably won’t be the last.

 

Don’t Bitch About BBW Shower Sex

Sex with BBW

 

If you’ve never had slippery sudsy shower sex with BBW bubble blowing bitches then you haven’t really given yourself the full fat female fucking experience!  You can’t say that you’re really into chubby chicks if you haven’t helped them wash their backs and soap up their cracks and pounded their plump wet pussies in a steamy shower.  Sorry guy, but that’s a fat girl fact!

What’s the issue, don’t like sliding around the tub as you try to find a soapy fold to latch onto and fuck?  Is the back of the shower too cold because we eclipse every bit of the hot water coming out of the shower head with our massive meaty form when we stand in front of it and play with our pussy for you?  Poor baby.  What’s next, are you going to cry about the soap getting in your eyes?

I’ll make sure you stay warm and directly attached to my clean cunt the entire time, because if you’re going to gouge out my gaper at all, then we’re going to be getting dirty in the shower sooner or later.  You can bring a snorkel and floaties if it makes you feel better, but you’re going to be pleasing my hot and steamy pussy in my bathtub and I don’t want to hear any bitching about it!