Everyone loves great big tits! I don’t care if you’re a man, woman, or a wee little baby – gigantic tits make for a yummy thing for feasting! So I thought today, I would teach you all how to make serve up some fresh hot big tits for your sucking and playing pleasure!
First you must find a pair of tits you like.
Next, you must unwrap them. Depending on the time of year, there might be a lot of packaging that you will have to go through. Also, depending on the carrier of the tits, you either have to very gently unwrap them, or you can tear the wrappings off very quickly in a very furious fashion.
Step three is to make sure to weigh the tits. You want to make sure you know just what you’re dealing with, so be sure to heft them in your hand, feel all around them, gauge their measurements, and get a real good feel for what you’re dealing with.
Step four is to make sure those tits are good and thawed and ready for cookin’. Place them on the counter and make sure they have ample time to relax and defrost before you go any further. Agitation can help speed this up, so if you have some way to gently (or not so gently) shake or, perhaps, rock the tits or their owner during this process, that would be helpful. The tits will be primed that much faster.
Next, wrap the tits firmly in an embrace and warm them up there for a good while. The warming apparatus can be either hands, arms, or a chest pressed tightly against them, and warming times may vary. Warming times may also differ depending on elevation, so it would be best to make sure that you are not too high up and that you stay down low and horizontal at this time, if at all possible.
Once the breasts have been thoroughly warmed, the little nips should pop up to indicate they have been thoroughly prepared.
Congratulations! You are done, and you’ve prepared your first batch of boobs! Now all that’s left is to properly present them, and they are now ready to feast upon. Only those with a great big appetite for great big tits need to come enjoy them, otherwise they will go to waste!