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Best Topping Is Cum

Chubby pornI’m ADDICTED to the taste of cum. You know those weird cravings that hit sometimes that help you decide what you want for dinner. I get those all the time and it’s always cum that I want to taste. Obviously I need to eat other things which is why I’ve started experimenting with foods that go well with cum. And so many guys were willing to assist with my cum eating addiction. Cum drizzled on top of steak, absolutely delicious! However my favorite cum and food combination is cum used as syrup on top of a yummy ice cream sundae. I like adding a little chocolate to compliment the saltiness and it is so good! The best part is to get just the right taste it normally requires two big loads of cum to coat the top and then it’s perfect. Come feed this cum eating piggy, I’m still not satisfied.

Eggplant Emoji

Fat women masturbatingWhen me and my friends are rating cocks in our text group we often use the eggplant and shrimp emoji to tell each other if it was worth the effort. I always thought it was funny and didn’t really think much of the system, until I went to the store. Of course they tell you not to shop hungry, they should also tell you not to shop horny. I was walking around looking at the fresh veggie and fruits section and for the first time ever actually looked at an eggplant. Caught my breath a little bit, it really did look a good bit like a cock with a really big head. I picked on the biggest eggplant they had and held it in my hand. Stroking it lightly surprised even myself at the thought of wanting it inside of me, I was even getting wet! This is crazy! I kept telling myself as I walked toward the bathrooms jerking off my hand selected eggplant as if I was warming up a real cock. Picked the big stall and locked myself in there and pulled down my panties and rolled up my skirt. Didn’t even think about washing it! All I could think about is how badly I wanted to be gushing all over it as quickly as possible. I was already wet which made sticking the fat part of the eggplant inside me much easier, it felt so good stretching the entrance of my pussy. Holding onto on of the safety bars with on hand for balance, I used the other one to fuck the eggplant in and out of my fat cunt. I started moaning loader and loader not caring who heard me until I finally came hard over the purple fruit.

Sucking Cock For A Free Meal

Chubby phone sexThe tile under my knees caused a bit of a bruise but I didn’t mind while I slobbered all over the waiter’s cock. I was running so behind today that I forgot my purse at home and had no way to pay for my lunch. Well not exactly no way to pay for it. I lured him by the bathroom and explained my situation in a very suggestive manner. How a slut like me couldn’t imagine leaving such great service with being unable to properly award it. Pulling him in the bathroom to pay for his silence grabbing the only stall in the men’s room. Pulling out my big tits from my dress and slid his cock in between them well I licked the tip of his head. Teasing him as much as possible to ensure a big orgasm to make it worth his time. Deep-throating his cock, gagging, spitting and eagerly sucking down all his precum like the hungry chubby slut that I am. As I felt him throbbed I forced myself down on his cock as much as possible so it would shoot right inside my throat. With the both of us satisfied I was free to take my leave. 

Masturbating Fatty

Fat women masturbatingWhen my fat juicy pussy starts to ache and the juices start soaking my panties I know it’s time to get comfortable, grab a couple of toys and settle in for a bit of fun. When there’s just not a cock available for me to jump on, I like to settle in. Strip down completely naked, get nice and comfortable, pile up a few pillows behind me and spread open my legs. I stick two fingers into my fat cunt and tease my clit while I browse a few porn videos looking for the one that gets me extra excited. Once I got the right one queued up, I grab my favorite toy and stick it in right up my fat pussy and turn it on. I tend to keep playing and playing until I reach a couple of intense orgasms. Which leaves this masturbating fatty happy for at least a few hours, which gives me plenty of time to find a real cock to satisfy me.

Breed This Fat Bitch

Breeding phone sexI think I would make a hot mom, just need that good fertile squirt juice to put a little crotch goblin in me. Look I got the titties for milking and around plenty of chub to keep the little one nice and safe in my warm womb. Plus you think I love cock now, just wait until those hormones kick in and I’m going to want it ALL THE TIME! I want to be eating cum for every meal, heard it’s good when you want to breed future little cock-suckers. Wouldn’t you want your future daughters to be good little whores just like me? Come on Daddy breed me! Can’t wait to be showing off a nice bump next time I’m riding your dick.

Naked BBW Gets You Hard

Sexy BBWWhat an innocent coincidence  that you happened to be walking by my window right as I was getting out of a shower. However not so innocent that you decide to come closer and get a look. Did you enjoy my naked bbw body when I tossed the towel to the side? I bet you did. My tits nice and big for you to see, my love handles, oh and don’t forget my nice young pussy too. Lucky you seeing me go through my panty drawer I’m sure you saw a lot of nice ones but it wasn’t a pair of panties I was looking for. After a nice warm shower I decided a little self-love was in order and I was already naked, all I needed as something big to stick into my young little cunt. If only I had known about the perv outside my window, I could have had a real cock inside of my rabbit. Next time don’t be so shy, give my window a little tippy-tap and just maybe I’ll let you join in on the fun.

Chocolate Dream Makes Me Crave Cock

Fat girl phone sexNo surprise that a fat girl likes chocolate right? Well maybe it’s from all the chocolate I had been gobbling up from V-day, but I had the most delicious little dream. I was sucking dick, like a lot of dicks at once and when they came, they shot chocolate instead of cum. It was so warm and delicious dripping all over my body. I felt tongues licking all over my chubby body, and sticking more cock into my mouth just for me to suck and have more chocolate cum shot all over my body again and again. I woke up craving for a cock to suck, not just one but as many as I could get. I want to make it rain cum all over me just like in the dream. It won’t be chocolate but it will be warm and creamy. Mmm and cum is still delicious to suck up and swallow!

Hungry For Neighbors Cock

Fat girl phone sexEvery morning I go out and take my chubby ass out for a walk normally around the block, to grab an everything bagel and stuff my face. However I guess fate thought I would be hungry for something much juicier this morning. I was beginning to walk past my neighbors house when luck would have it I looked over. His window was open and he was sitting in a chair cock in hand and stroking away. Looked like he must be watching something so I crept up closing and starred in. As I guessed he was watching porn, I giggled then he heard and looked at me. Turning his chair he kept stroking walking up to the window, only stopping to open his window. Then popped the screen out. His cock was now right in my face. Being the cock hungry piggy whore that I am I gladly started to suck it. Listening to his moans as my tongue slathered his cock filled me with excitement. No care at all if anyone walked by to catch me. Just sucking on a juicy meat stick waiting for it to explode in my mouth and give me that creamy delight to fill my mouth. It’s a much better breakfast than a bagel.

Titty Fuck A Young Fatty

big titty fuckingObviously you love more! Or you wouldn’t be looking me over now would ya? A nice plump young fatty naked in front of you gets your cock throbbing in your hand. Although my fuck holes are nice, you must admit it looks nice and warm between my big titties doesn’t it? Cum on big dick daddy, slid that hot meat stick right up between them and titty fuck your young fatty. I’ll get you shooting that cum load all over my tits and will lick it all off. Big girl like me always loves a delicious creamy and salty snack. Come on and cream all over my big round curves. You will find not only am I the horny fatty of your dreams, I will worship, and devour your cock.

Give My Fat Pussy Cream Filling

Fat girl porn LoisYou know us chubby girls like cream filling! Of course, I love it in my fat pussy. Yea I’m just a fat little slut, but I do have preferences. If a guy is going to cum for me I want it straight in my pussy so I can feel that warm gush inside me, probably get me to cum all over his cock. I’ll never say no to a mouthful of cum but a pussy full of cum is much more to my liking. Let me get on top of you and ride that big dick until I make it cum. You wouldn’t even have to do anything other than being hard and lay there, you’ll be amazed at what I can accomplish all on my own. Of course, you are more than welcome to find out all about that for yourself. Found out what makes fat girl pussy the best.

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