My best friends brother has been checking me out for years. He has hit on me repeatedly yet I always turn him down. I joke with him and tell him I am too much woman for him to handle. He seems pretty confident that he knows exactly how to handle a BBW like myself. Once again my boredom gets me in trouble. So who do I call on a laid back Sunday afternoon? That’s right my BFF’s brother. Why not put him to the test? This could actually be fun. I called him up and asked him if he wanted to pick me up for lunch. This was nothing out of the ordinary as the 3 of us hang out together all the time. Only he had no clue it was just him and I. Not to mention my hidden agenda. He was going to have lunch alright it just don’t require us having to go out. Once he arrived I opened the door in a sexy sun dress that was almost a sheer material and damn near see through. Oh yea big girls can be sexy and adorable too. And I could tell he loved what greeted him at the door. He was speechless and at a loss for words. I pulled him inside and told him today was his lucky day. He looked at me in a state of confusion yet with excitement. I could see his dick growing with each word I spoke to him. I did not take very long for him to back up all that talk he filled my ears with. The next thing I knew his hand was on the back of my neck pulling me into his lips for a long and deep kiss. I have to admit what I thought was going to be awkward turned out to be anything but. It was hot and sexy. He had this handle to himself the way he would grab me. He was right he knew exactly what to do with a big girl like myself. Sucking my big luscious tits by the mouthful. Slowly working his way down my body letting his hands wander as he go. Finally he reached my honey hole and literally spent hours eating at the Y. He could maneuver his tongue in ways this big bitch had not imagined. I realized that he was either really good at what he does and can eat any bitches pussy this way or he is a tried and true chubby chaser who thoroughly enjoys a plump pussy in his face. I physically had to pull him up for air after cumming on his face several times over the past two hours. Besides if he was this damn good at sucking cunt I just had to feel his cock inside me. He put me on all four and pounded my pussy. I wasn’t going to let him cum this way, ohhhh noooo. I pulled him up to my mouth while on all four and began to swallow his dick like the big hungry girl that I am. I not only blew his mind with my talents but I blew his load right into my fat girl mouth. Sorry BFF but I found my new fuck toy, your brother!
Tag: big girls having sex
Chubby Chaser
Big Girl Gone Bad
Now, here I was just masturbating, minding my own business, when all of a sudden my door gets kicked in and three cops come barging into my living room. Imagine the looks on their faces when they see me naked on my couch playing with my puss. It was a case of mistaken address, but luckily for me these boys were appreciating the show. We moved into my bedroom where they cuffed me with my hands firmly secured behind my back. Hard slaps were placed on my butt cheeks as my panties were moved to the side, exposing my pussy and asshole. I feel something hard and cold pressed up against my swirl, next thing I know I have a nightstick halfway up my pooper and it feels amazing! I’m getting sodomized by one cop while the other two are undressing themselves and jacking their cocks to perfect hardness. I’m thrown down on the bed as my bra and panties are ripped off of my body and the nightstick is ripped from my asshole. I’m sucking one cock while two others are filling my pussy and asshole and I’m loving every sloppy, sticky, messy second of it. I’m such a greedy little whore!!!
Rearended
I was stopped at a red light and felt a nudge hit the back of my car. I looked in my rear view mirror and seen that someone had kissed the back of my bumper. So we pulled over into a parking lot to check the damage which not much had been done to my car. But his front end was a little bent up. He was very apologetic and I was not really upset. he offered to pay for any damage and I quickly got an idea in my head. I told him to come sit with me in my car and so we could exchange info. He seemed very nervous and I had to help him calm down. I handed him my piece of paper with my info and placed it right on his dick. He looked confused and I smiled. I reached over him and reclined his seat all the way back and climbed on top of him. I leaned over to his ear and whispered to him that this would take care of all damages. I pulled my panties to the side and slid his cock out of his pants and began to ride him like a cowgirl. Bouncing up and down on that dick, He was rick hard inside of my wet pussy. He grabbed my ass and pulled me down on him even harder. We had my swaying back and fourth as my pussy slammed up and down on his fuck rod until he exploded inside of me. I hopped off ripped up all the papers we exchanged and told him to feel free to rear end me anytime.
Ashley’s Big tits !
He used to make fun of me for being the fat girl on the block. But when he saw me for the first time in ten years his mouth dropped. I loved how he followed me around like my shadow. He used to torture me for being chubby, having Big tits and a big ass. Look at me know. Don’t my Big tits make your cock drool? I know you want to touch these Big tits. Kiss them, rub your face in my cleavage. Take my nipples into your mouth and suck on my perky nipple as you squeeze my fat ass! I bet you are wondering if I fuck as good as I look. Oh honey, I could fuck you all night long and want more! But I only fuck men with real big thick cocks! No tiny little clitter-dicks. Anything 8 inches and smaller I laugh at! I always knew you had a tiny cock. This big bitch needs a big thick cock!
Take A Chance On Lover’s Day
According to my funny calendar, April 23 is both Lover’s Day and Take A Chance Day. I decide to combine the both of them and give you a call. I had been lusting after you a while. You accepted my invitation to dinner, meaning my taking a chance is gonna pay off. I have some great fun planned. Since it is nice and warm here with great unseasonably warm Spring weather, I am planning a picnic by the lake. I told you to bring your trunks and I will have my cutest swimsuit. If my fantasies pan out, I can imagine everything leading up to a fantastic fuck by the lake under the stars.
I slip my hand into my panties as I imagine how wonderful fucking you must be. I begin rubbing my clit imagining it is your tongue rather than my finger. I can almost feel your tongue working its way into my hot cunt. As I do I am also dreaming of taking your cock into my mouth and deep into my throat. Your precum tastes nice and sweet as I lick it from the tip of your cock. As I place my vibrator to the entrance of my wet pussy, I imagine your hard cock plunging into me. I work the vibrator in and out of my pussy, bringing myself to orgasm, thinking of your cock the entire time.
I can’t wait til Lover’s Day. I am so looking forward to making you my new lover.
Big Girls Having Sex-With Each Other
I have this one friend of mine. I guess you can say she is my best friend. We do almost everything together. And share almost anything that can be shared. At one point when we were younger we even shared a boyfriend. But lately these days we love to share our pussies with each other. Especially since neither one of us has a significant other. When we get tired of our hands and dildos we call each other up and spend the night together. That is one of the things I enjoy the most. Once we smother one another with our wet cunts licking them to an orgasmic content. We curl up in the bed or on the couch and snuggle until the next morning. That to me is the best. I love waking up to her pussy. I start waking her up my sucking on her tits. Almost as big as mine. But I love her nipples they are small enough to fit into my mouth all at once. Then I work my tongue all the way down her body and nestle it right between her slit. I suck and lick her juice box until she cums all over my face giving me my morning juice fix.
Living large and loving it.
Call me fat. Call me lard ass. But you WILL call me. That’s cause you want what I got. Big titties that need a cock between them. Fat thighs to wrap around your head and hold you hostage until you make me cum. And a plump pussy that can handle the biggest cock. You know skinny bitches can’t handle that foot long meat stick. But my thick Venus flytrap is gonna pull it in and milk it dry. My huge appetite means that I can never get too much cum. I’m an aggressive girl so I take what I want. Some fat chicks are timid and apologetic about their size and weight. Not me, motherfucker. I’m loud and proud, large and in charge. I love being a big woman and dressing up sexy. I love sissy boys and shy guys. I would never laugh at your small cock cause I know how to work it. Hey, cum is cum and I’ll take all I can get. You know you want some of this crazy, horny fat chick so quit making excuses. I’m here and ready to please.
Quickie in the Kitchen
A big girls comfort zone is in the kitchen. That is just a given. So when he came home to find me cooking dinner in nothing but my panties he could not resist but to hoist me up on the counter top and rip my panties off. He spread my legs wide open and buried his face smack dab into my plump bald pussy. Biting my clit between his lips as he flicked it with his tongue had me arching my back screaming out loud. I wanted to taste some sausage and not the kind I had cooking on the stove. So I hopped down off the counter and dropped to my knees ripping his pants down letting that big polish sausage hit my right in my face. I gripped it with my hand squeezing it firmly in my hand as I began to devour it. Wrapping my lips around him sucking his shaft deep into my throat. I could feel him sliding further and further into my throat and suddenly I began to gag. He must have liked the way my throat felt chocking his cock because the next thing I felt was a warm rush shooting down my throat. He quickly picked me up off his dick and bent me over the table and started pounding my pussy while he reached around and played with my swollen clit. It wasn’t long before I came like a river all over his cock. Now that is what I call an appetizer.
Cum Watch Me Play
Don’t get in the way of a big girl and her dildo, or anything that she can fuck herself with, for all that matters. The best thing you can do is just sit back and watch, as I fuck my bald plump pussy with my very obedient rubber dick. If you are lucky I will let you pull that hard cock out and let you stroke along with me. Reward follows command. As you lock your eyes on my juicy wet hole and the way it swallows my man made dick you wish for it to be your own flesh between these dripping wet, soft, pussy lips of this chubby girl. It soon disappears into my cunt. That’s right this fat bitches pussy can play tricks on your eyes. Don’t be fooled. I pull that slippery dildo out of my hole and show you what this big girl can really handle. I reach my hand forward balling it up into a fist. Moving my wrist in a circular motion as I press my knuckles against my fuck hole. Your eyes are locked in amazement as you know exactly what you are about to witness. Before you can blink I pop my fist right into this now gaping, soppy, wet, cunt hole. It’s hard to wrap your head around how you can follow something like this. But you can damn sure try!
BBW Phone sex means Titties and Beer.
Yee-Haw. National Beer Day is April 7th and I’m ready for the festivities. Where else can you go to drink massive amounts of beer, puke, show your titties, and pick up some dick? Ok, so cultured folks have them beer tasting events where you sip and critique. I call that bullshit. A country girl like me is gonna put on a short denim skirt, a tied at the belly button shirt, sandals. and a pony tail. Just because I’m fat don’t mean I’m not sexy. Then, I’ll hop in my truck and head out to the party. I’m gonna be a total slut, make men buy me beer, and enter the wet t-shirt contest. My huge titties will make you cream.
I’ll be watching for you. I know you have a big cock in those jeans and my drunken ass wants it. Buy me a beer and tell me some lies. I’m not looking for a date tonight, just a good time. I want to be bent over, have my skirt pulled up, and get fucked. Bury that big boner inside of me and make me scream. Let me suck the beer off your cock. There’s nothing more eager than a fat drunken slut who needs a hard fuck. I’m no prude. I need to feel you inside of me, banging my plump pussy and tight ass. I’ll probably never give you a second look after tonight but who cares. It’s time for beer and fucking tonight. Use me as you please. Pour that beer in my pussy and suck it out. Fuck my BBW pussy and let me slurp the beer off your cock. It’s a fat girl rodeo!!!
Let’s celebrate Beer Day my way. Pour a cold one and let’s do a call. Let’s just get drunk and screw, as Jimmy Buffett would say!!!
Or as Rodney Carrington would say, “Titties and Beer.”
Titties and beer (titties and beer)
Big old titties and beer (titties and beer)
I thank god almighty for titties and beer (fat titties and beer)
Hunting two legged deer (titties and beer)
Thank god I ain’t queer (bring him out here)
There’s one thing daddy likes and that’s titties and beer (big fat tits and beer)
A little titties and beer I said great big titties and my beer
God I love those mother-fucking titties and my beer (big old titties and beer)

















