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Gigantic Tits Get Me to the Front of the Line

gigantic titsHaving gigantic tits comes with lots of perks. I can usually get out of trouble or cut lines with them. I had an appointment to get my new driver’s license that is a passport too and the line was huge. The DMV is notoriously slow, and I had to be at work in a few hours. I picked the wrong day, I guess. No problem. I unbuttoned a few snaps, pushed my chest out and walked up to a window with a male working and gave a sob story about needing to get to work.  He looked at my boobs then looked me in the eyes and told me to save the sob story. I swallowed hard because it seamed my charms were not working. I think he saw my expression. He told me I could jump the line, but it would cost him more than a sob story.  I asked him what he wanted. He wanted sex with BBW Glenda. He was cute. I have fucked for less.  I told him to come over after work. I could not give him a fake address. I mean he had my license information.  He was cute. I did not know if he was hung though. It was a gamble, but I did owe him. He could at least get head. I was hoping he had a big dick. He had an average cock, but it was thick. Plus, he ate pussy like a fiend. His cunt licking skills were pro level even if his cock was not.  He fucked me in the ass and that felt pretty damn good. Sometimes, a short fat dick feels good in the ass. He is hooked on me. He has been texting me nonstop since we hooked up yesterday. I like him, but I do not know if I want to date him. Plus, he is not married which means he might get possessive. I used him to get ahead in a long line. I paid back my debt. I can ghost him now. Big dick men get to fuck me when they want. Average dicked men only fuck me if they can give me something I need.                            

BBW Naked Women are Hard Not to Look At

bbw naked womenBBW naked women are hot to look at, right? I love to flaunt my body. I live in the Midwest. No nude beaches or resorts or I would be naked all the time. I love being watched when I masturbate. I love exhibitionism too. I like being outside. The sun loves my body. I was at my farm in the country last night because I had Air B and B renters coming today for the weekend. I just had to clean and lay out some supplies. It is near the highway but no other houses nearby for miles. Just a cute little farmhouse I rehabbed last year. It was my pandemic project. Now it is generating me extra money. I have been thinking of giving up my city house, but I am a city girl. I just like the fact that I can sunbathe nude at this farmhouse. I was enjoying the warm air. The sunshine was making love to my great big tits. I started masturbating because sunshine and nature make me horny. That was when I heard a man clear his throat and I just about had a heart attack. I sprung up on my knees and saw a guy in a uniform. He was reading the gas meter. I was embarrassed. I had no idea anyone still went door to door reading meters anymore. He did not seem to mind the show, however. His dick made a tent out of his shorts. I crawled over to where he was standing, unzipped his cock and helped myself. His dick was so hard and his balls so full, I asked him when was the last time he came. Poor dude has had no pussy in a year. I was about to change that for him. After I was a cock sucking whore for his neglected cock, I let him fuck me in my back yard. I mean what were the chances I would get busted in the country a second time, right? I love fucking outdoors and I love fucking men with neglected cocks too. My country farmhouse is getting me action.

Sexy BBW Takes a Motorcycle Ride with a Bad Boy

sexy bbwThis sexy BBW has a thing for bad boys on motorcycles. I met this guy on a motorcycle at Starbucks yesterday morning. He was handsome in that bad boy way. He was checking me out. I do standout. Big boobs, big ass and a pretty face makes me popular. When I left, I saw the hot bike and I knew it was his. It had to be. I was checking it out and thinking about how hot I would look on the back of that bike. He caught me checking out his ride and offered me one. It was a beautiful day too. I had the day off, so I spent it with a handsome bad boy. Damn, he was muscular too. I could feel every muscle as I pressed my big tits against his back. We took the old country roads and enjoyed the beauty of a truly nice spring day. After an hour or so on the bike, I realized we were close to the farmhouse I inherited and rehabbed last year. I knew there were no Air B and B folks in it until Friday, so I suggested we stop by. I said it was a good place for a bathroom break, but I wanted to fuck. I was hoping he did too. When he got off the bike, I saw the bulge in his jeans. He saw me checking it out and undid his pants. We were in the field behind the farmhouse. The road was a mile away; likely no one could really see us well enough to figure out I was giving him head in the backyard. I am a cock sucking slut and I proved it to him. We never made it in the house to fuck. He sat on his bike and I straddled him. First time I ever fucked a guy on a motorcycle in broad daylight. Will not be the last time either because I am seeing him again tomorrow.

Great Big Tits for Two

great big titsGreat big tits are meant to be played with, right?  I went to a concert Friday night. My first in over a year.  There were lots of women flashing their big boobs at guys, as well as the band. I knew my tits were bigger than them all. This was a small venue, and we were spread out and wearing masks. I did not want to feel left out, so I flashed my boobs too. I felt like the belle of the ball because guys were coming up to me just to see my rack. I made some girls jelly because their boobs were not as big. There was one girl who wanted to see my tits and play with them. She had a huge rack too. They were not real like mine, but they were nice. She had a smoking hot body too. She was pretty. Her boyfriend was one of the men hitting on me. After the show, they asked me back to their place for a threesome. I wanted to convince her to ditch her boyfriend and go home with me, but I was not sure how that would go over. She was way hotter than him. I told myself if I had to fuck him to fuck her, it was not the worst thing that could happen. I am a dirty phone sex slut. I have had my share of threesomes, but usually I want the guy and the girlfriend is just bonus. It was the other way around Friday night. We drank some wine, got in the hot tub, and fucked. He sucked on one tit while his sexy as fuck girlfriend took my other tit in her mouth. I fingered her pussy as I blew her man. I was thinking of her cunt the entire time he fucked me. I had her set on my face as her boyfriend pumped me full of seed. When it came time to leave, I thanked them for a lovely time and slipped the girl my number.  This sexy BBW loves cock, but I love pussy too. She was one hot babe and I hope we can have some girl-on-girl action soon.

I am on Lots of BBW Websites

bbw websitesWhen I told my uncle that he could find me naked on the Internet, I knew there were a ton of BBW websites. I lost my virginity to his son, my first cousin. No one knew for years, but my uncle found out on accident not long ago and got jealous. When he confronted me about my naked pictures he found on his son’s phone, I said I was on a lot of BBW sites, and he likely found those pics on the net. I never admit to anything. He was drunk and honestly, I thought he would forget the entire thing. That was months ago. There was never another word about it until Saturday night. He called me. He was drunk again but he found my BBW phone sex site. I did not tell him I was a phone sex BBW or where to find me on the Internet. My guess was he had been looking for his big breasted niece after all. It was kind of hot though thinking of him combing the net trying to find my naked pictures.

He has been texting me since our call. He is obsessed with fucking me. Obviously, I am not against incest. I still fuck my first cousin whenever we can see each other. I do love older married men too, so that is not the issue either. The problem is my uncle has a small cock. His son has at least 10 inches, but my uncle is like a flaccid 4-inches. I know because he has been sending me dick pictures. This sexy BBW is a size queen. I can have phone sex with my uncle, but I cannot fuck him. The DNA does not matter, the size does! I broke it to him in a text this morning that he falls way short of my minimum cock requirement. I did suggest an alternative idea though. I told him he could watch me fuck his son. He agreed. I am going to cuckold my uncle with his own son tonight! This will be a first for me, but I think it will be hot as fuck.

BBW Naked Women Love Sucking Cock

bbw naked womenBBW naked women are the sexiest women around. Look at me? I love flaunting my body too. If I see a man I want, married or single, I flash my tits. It does not take much to lure a man to my bed. I had my sites set on this older man I met at the grocery store last week. I learned his pattern and I went after him. It only took two tries to snag this married man. We were in the same aisle, so I flashed my boobs. I slipped him my name and address and went home. I was hoping it would work. About an hour later, I heard my doorbell. I was hoping it was my sexy older man and it was. He started off with the “I never do this,” speech, but he got here too quickly for that to be true. I acted like I believed him. I wanted to believe him. What woman does not want to be the only woman that can make a man cheat on his wife? I told him that he was one of the handsomest men I had ever seen. It was not a lie either. He was like a better groomed Johnny Depp. I lead him to my bedroom and showed him what a cock sucking slut I am. His cock was bigger than I anticipated. Thick too. If your cock goes between my 44 EEEs and there is still enough to suck on, you have a big cock. He was leaking all sorts of pre-cum. He was impressed with my oral skills too. He admitted his wife has not sucked his dick in a decade. If my husband had a cock that big, I would suck it all day long. He fucked me and made me cum. Sadly, he could not stay because work was calling him. Work was calling me too. At least I can start work with a pussy full of cum.

Phone Sex with BBW Glenda in a Bubble Bath

sex with bbwI enjoy mutual masturbation. I love to get off with my callers, especially this past year when it has been damn near impossible to hook up with men. There is no other job I could make great money doing while playing with my pussy! I get paid to play. Last night was slow for me, so I decided to take a bubble bath hoping the phone would ring and someone would want to have phone sex with BBW Glenda. It seems to be a sure-fire way to make your phone ring. Try to do something and ring ring. I had just slipped into the tub. It was a steamy bubble bath by candlelight. My phone rang the moment I started to rub my wet bald pussy. It was a regular with great timing. I told him he must have sensed I was naked. He could hear me splish splashing about. He could also hear me moaning. I am a horny woman, but something about a bubble bath makes me hornier. I started playing with my pussy while he stroked his cock. He told me in vivid detail what he would do to me if he was there. And I made sure he had the best virtual blowjob ever. I am a cock sucking slut in person. I had my suction cup dildo in the tub with me. I never take a bath without it. My sexy caller heard me sucking on it then he ordered me to fuck it like it was his cock. I really made a mess then. Water was splashing on the floor as I bounced on my dildo in my bubble bath. I came hard though and so did he. It was nothing a towel would not clean up. My pussy was wetter than the floor. I love getting off with my callers.

Sexy BBW Glenda is Not a Fat Bitch

sexy bbwI am a sexy BBW. I am a strong and confident woman. No one fat shames me. I rarely get those kinds of calls. Every now and then some small dick loser calls me, and dose not read anything. This loser called me the other night and told me to oink like the piggy I am. He called me a fat whore and told me to shut up and do as he told me to do. I told him to check himself before he wrecked himself. No one fat shames me. No one tells me what to do either. I am not a bitch.  I have a theory about misogynistic assholes who body shame women. I think they all have tiny dicks, and it makes them feel better to bring women down. I do not let men shame me. I gave him a few warnings to be nice, and he kept on fat shaming me. So, I let him have it. I vomited a litany of insults including small dick humiliation at him. He was eating it up too. He just needed a strong woman to realize he is a small dick beta bitch. I pegged his ass too because often, losers need to learn some manners. I will fuck manners into any man who tries to disrespect me. Consider yourself warned. If you try to fat shame bbw phone sex slut Glenda, I will put you in your place. I have men all over the word vying for my attention. I do not need to play silly games or waste my time with misogynistic assholes.

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Breeding Phone Sex with a Hot BBW

 

breeding phone sexDo you have breeding phone sex fantasies? So, do I. I get mommy calls all the time, even though I am not a mommy. I do have big mommy jugs. Huge tits that could feed a small army. All the mommy and milf calls I get make me thing about getting pregnant. Can you imagine my jugs with milk in them? They would be even bigger. I have a bunch of lovers. Most of them married men who need a mistress who does not want to get married nor wants to trap them by getting knocked up. I have been on the pill since high school. I do think, however, this sexy BBW is ready to be a sexy mommy. What do you think?  Now that I have decided to get knocked up, the question becomes who the daddy will be. I do not need a man to marry me if I get pregnant nor do I need him to support me either. I make enough money that I can support us both. The problem is my lovers are all pretty clingy for married men. I guess that is the power of my curves and my head skills, LOL. There really is no way to know who the baby daddy would be unless I cut off some of my married lovers and just fuck one guy until I am knocked up. I do not know if I can just fuck one man at a time because I have a voracious sexual appetite. And one married lover cannot see me enough to keep me sexually satisfied. That is why I have a few lovers at a time. I think I just need to say fuck knowing who the daddy is and let whoever knock me up. I am a bigger girl, it will take 5-6 months for me to show anyway and by then, I will have new guys lined up who will want to fuck a preggo whore.

Fat Women Masturbating in Public

fat women masturbatingFat women masturbating? What about just pleasantly plump women masturbating? I have no shame. I love public exhibitionism and I love public masturbation. It is cold as fuck where I live, but I still like to go outside scantily clad and show off my curves and big boobs. I have a pretty kitty too. A smooth bald pussy that men love to lick and fuck. I bundled up in a long heavy coat and went to the park a block away from my house. I figured it was too cold for anyone to be out, but I might catch an avid runner or maybe a dog walker. I found an older man smoking a stogie. He had salt and pepper hair. I immediately had visions of Bill Clinton when he was president. He was one of the first public figures I had a crush on. I was just a young schoolgirl at the time, but he was the first president I remember. And I thought he was a fox. I felt my body getting all tingly as I watched that silver haired fox puff on that cigar.  I dropped my coat and sat on a concrete step across from him hoping I would catch his eye. My nipples were so hard, I could have cut glass. I looked him right in the eyes and started playing with my pussy. My dirty thoughts warmed my body. As I came, I felt flushed. It was like I was in Florida not in Pennsylvania in the dead of winter. He came over to me and insisted I cover up. This sexy BBW felt the sting of rejection. He saw my face and assured me he loved the show and wanted to see more; he was just worried I would get pneumonia. He came back to my place, and I put on my black wig and we role played my fantasy of fucking Bill Clinton in his prime. He even fucked my pussy with his stogie. It was his big cock I enjoyed most, however. For a man almost 60, my park lover had excellent stamina and a beautiful hard cock. Some of my hottest sexual encounters stem from me doing something bold and public like I did in the park.

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