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BBW Sex is Something All My Neighbors Enjoy with Me

bbw sexMy neighbor’s bitch wife went on a vacation with her sister, leaving her husband to enjoy BBW sex with me. He never minds when his wife spends time with her sister because that gives him more time with me. His wife has been my landlord for many years. But as the Handy Man he enjoys cleaning my pipes too. But then you would too, wouldn’t you?

She left yesterday, and an hour later he came over to eat my pussy. Can I just say he eats great pussy. Seriously, if pussy licking became an Olympic sport he would take home the gold every time. He makes my pussy squirt. I made a huge mess. Honestly, he spent the first two hours just worshiping my pussy. He loves to make me feel good. I guess his wife won’t even let him eat her pussy. And she doesn’t fuck him anymore either.

So, if a woman stops fucking a perfectly good man, I promise you this sexy BBW will entertain him. I’m a nurturer and a caregiver. A professional GFE. So, married men become my priority. And this guy, my neighbor, loves taking care of the woman first. Any woman who does not utilize him to his full potential, seems lacking in brain capacity to me. Letting him worship my fat pussy seems like a no-brainer.

When My Neighbor’s Wife Leaves, He Comes to Fuck Me

Well, we didn’t need any lubrication when he started fucking me because my pussy went off like a geyser more than once in his face. By the time he came, I think I came over 10 times. One of the many benefits of being female is that we are multi orgasmic and require very little time in between orgasms.

My neighbor’s cock might not be the biggest out of my lovers, but he’s still above average. And I feel every inch of him when he thrusts inside of me. We kissed as we fucked, and I could taste my juice all over his tongue. Not a bad taste.

I lost count of how many times I came while he fucked me. And I will admit I got a little taste of my juice and it’s addicting. No wonder he ate me until I came so many times on his face. And because I like that taste, I sucked his cock after he came in my pussy, tasted our juices mixed together. My neighbor loves sex with BBW Glenda. We will enjoy ourselves this entire week while his wife is on a cruise with her sister.

Most Days I Feel Like a Chubby Porn Star

chubby pornMost days, I feel like I missed my calling; perhaps I should’ve become a chubby porn star. I love my curves. And I enjoy showing off my body to anybody who wants to see it. But I do not tolerate body shaming. I’m a thick, sexy woman. However, men who enjoy body shaming women, I find pathetic, and weak. The only way they make themselves feel better is by bringing other people down. But that’s cowardly behavior if you ask me. And I’m too dominant and secure to let some insecure loser steal my thunder.

I was in my backyard yesterday, enjoying a shower that I installed next to the pool. Since I do have privacy fences, I never mind being naked in my backyard shower. And most of my neighbors never complain. Although the wives might not like me, the men seem to enjoy my outdoor shows. But this day, I encountered a jerk. A contractor doing a painting job for my neighbors yelled at me to put some clothes on because I look like a beached whale. This sexy BBW could not stand by and let him say whatever the fuck he wanted to say.

So, I clapped back asking him if he needs tweezers to hold his dick when he pees. I was not going to take body shaming from a guy on a ladder with a beer belly big enough to stick through the slats of the ladder. This guy needed a mirror.

This Thick Babe Never Tolerates Body Shaming

It looked like it would take him most of the day to paint my neighbor’s house, giving me time to fuck with him. I sent out a few texts to my married lovers to see who could come over and fuck me in my backyard. And my neighbor to my left came over. So, I gave him the 411 on the guy on the ladder.

Despite needing to be careful about what kind of trouble he gets into as a married man, he still told that loser on a ladder where to go. Then he pulled out his big cock and fucked me in my backyard on a lawn chair. He didn’t care that this guy could see us. In that moment, he didn’t think about his wife. Instead, he thought about making sure I knew just how sexy he found me. He loves my big boobs, my juicy ass, my pretty face, and my wide hips. I give him something to hold onto as he pounds me.

Funny, Usually it’s the Tiny Dick Men with Big Beer Guts who Think They Can Lecture Women on Body Size

And the loser on the ladder watched. And I could tell he couldn’t believe the size of my lover’s cock. Or that such a strapping, handsome man would want to fuck a thick chick. Men like that can fuck off. Loser ladder guy likely sports a pinky dick and is angry at the world about it. And he likes to blame his backed-up balls on women. He made a few more remarks as we fucked. And after my lover came, I jiggled tits and my juicy ass his way. But he almost fell off his damn ladder.

I don’t need his tiny dick. And I don’t need his attitude either. This chubby phone sex babe never feels desperate for cock. Men line up to fuck me. And all my male neighbors appreciate my backyard shows even if loser ladder guy didn’t. So, fuck him.

Sexy BBW Glenda Feels at Home at a Swinger’s Party

sexy bbwThis sexy BBW enjoys the occasional orgy. Sometimes I’m the plus one to my neighbors across the street when they swing with other couples. I’m not an official swinger because I am not married. And I don’t think I can bring one of my married lovers because they wouldn’t want to risk exposure. But the married couple across the street I play with often. Hot medical residents with a kinky streak.

Last night they told me they had a four-day weekend. And that almost never happens. So last night they wanted me to join them with another couple. Since I am bisexual and I do like married men, swinging seems right up my alley. Plus, I needed to fuck. Holidays often mean I don’t get to see my married lovers as much. Sometimes over holiday long weekends, I’m forced to go out looking for cock because none of my lovers can visit.

So, I transformed into a BBW porn star and joined my hot neighbors across the street with an equally hot couple. And I felt like the belle of the ball because everybody even the women seemed focused on me. Of course, I had the biggest boobs at the orgy. My hot neighbor got a boob job a few years ago. And she still does not seem as chesty as me. The men took turns titty fucking me. The women took turns sucking on my big boobs. Both husbands came all over my tits. And the two wives licked it all up. They didn’t leave any for me.

A Single Bisexual Babe is in Demand at a Swinger’s Party

But that’s OK. We all made those guys hard again. Three women and two men enjoyed each other for hours. But like I said, I seemed to be the star the orgy. Fresh meat, I guess. But I got my cum fix. When the men switched wives, I took turns sitting on the wives’ face so they would eat my wet pussy. I came on each woman’s face. And when the men came in their wives’ pussies, this greedy cum whore, licked it out.

Eventually, while I ate the wives’ pussies clean, the guys took turns fucking me from behind. My tits got the first load of cum from them. The wives got the second load of cum from them. And my pussy and ass got their third loads. After that, I think we all felt exhausted. But they invited me back again tonight. But a different couple joins them for their swinger party tonight. I think I like being a part-time swinger. I get pussy and cock.

Men Love a Set of Natural Big Tits

Men love my big tits. Married men, single men, even men I meet in my professional life too. Yesterday, I enjoyed my first mammogram. Although the procedure itself hurt because they tried to flatten my 44 EEEs with their medical contraption, I met a cute male nurse.

He did not run the machine though. I think they only let women do that. It probably reduces their liability for harassment. Because big boobs need mammograms too. Men see big knockers and they forget everything else.  I met this cute male nurse as I came out of the changing room. Smacked right into him. Boobs first. That’s how it works. My boobs make an entrance before I do. I think he forgot his surroundings because he immediately just buried his face in my boobs and tried to motorboat me in the corridor of the hospital.

But this sexy BBW never lets an opportunity go to waste. And I saw an opportunity. Plus, I saw a huge cock in his scrubs. So, I opened the changing room door and pulled him in. The next thing I knew he’s groping my naked titties. And he could not believe what a handful my boobs are. They are more than a handful and more than a mouthful. But I wouldn’t change anything about that.

My Big Boobs Get Attention Anywhere

I turned around to face him, so I could tug down those scrubs and pull out that big cock I saw. Then I fell to my knees and slid his cock between my big, beautiful tits. And my boobs did not swallow up his impressive cock. I like risky sex because it arouses me. And I found myself in a hospital with some random nurse titty fucking.

We could hear hospital business being conducted on the other side of the door. And I did not know if somebody might need this room or come looking for me because I lingered too long. But that just added to the arousal.

I wanted to fuck him, however I’m not quiet if you fuck me with a big dick. Is any woman? So, I settled for a quickie big titty fucking session in the changing room of the hospital. Productive day. I got my mammogram. I met a cute nurse with a big dick. And I left the hospital with his cum on my tits and his phone number. So hopefully that big cock will be in my pussy soon enough.

This BBW Sucks Cock Better Than Your Wife

bbw sucks cockThis BBW sucks cock better than a porn star. That’s what Tom told me. Not sure he ever experienced a porn star before. However, I think he fucked a lot of women in his life so he could appreciate my oral skills. Tom is a new lover. We met at the museum. One day last week, I decided to go to the art gallery. Although I do appreciate the arts, I go to museums to pick up men. You might be surprised how easy it is to pick up an out-of-town businessman at a gallery.

My body brings me a lot of attention. Men double take all the time checking out my big boobs. Tom almost gave himself whiplash flipping his head around so quickly to check me out as I passed him. He came onto me. He bought me lunch in the gallery café. And I brought him back to my place for dessert. Handsome man. And by the look of that Rolex watch on his wrist, a wealthy man too. But I honestly did not care what he did for work. He looked good. And when he hugged me, I could feel that big cock twitch for this sexy BBW.

Married of course, and he’s only in town for two weeks from Washington state. He couldn’t be further away. So, I think he felt safe cheating on his wife. His company is setting up a franchise in my town and he’s overseeing the project.

What a nice cock on him. Seriously, I think he might be bigger than any of my dildos. And I use big dildos. I wanted to show off my cock sucking skills, so I slid his cock between my knockers and guided it right into my mouth.

Married Men Always Cum Back for More of Me

My guess his cock measured around 10 inches. A very thick cock too. And it’s the girth more than length that stretches a woman out and makes it harder for her to deep throat you. But I’m good at what I do. And I took him balls deep much to his surprise.

His wife of 15 years, can’t even deep throat his cock with lots of practice. But I’m a whore. A sexy sophisticated whore, but a whore, nonetheless. I wanted to milk his cock into my mouth. Get that first orgasm out of the way so he could last while fucking me. I used all my tricks because I wanted to feel every inch of that massive cock in my wet bald pussy. And eventually I did. He fucked me like some sort of contortionist. He bent my body in positions I didn’t know it could go.

We fucked all night. He left me $1000. When I say I’m a whore I don’t mean a literal whore. I don’t escort. And I don’t go on sugar baby sites. But if a married man wants to reward me for draining his balls better than his wife of 15 years well, I take it as a compliment.

And I know I will see him again. I caught him on day three of his time here. He will fuck me a lot more before he leaves. And I know he wants to fuck me some more. Every man does. No mam enjoy sex with BBW Glenda just once. My pussy, my tits, and my mouth seem more addictive than drugs to married men. They always come back for more.

A Cum Whore BBW Enjoys Eating Your Cum off Her Tits

cum whoreIt’s no secret that I’m a cum whore. All that protein does my body good. It does my body very good. Although my big boobs arrived before I guzzled my first cock, the got even bigger once I became a cocksucker. So, I think all that extra protein went straight to my tits.

Now my tits absorb more cum. Men love to jizz on my tits. And I like it too. It gives me a snack. When you’re built like a brick shit house with big boobs, you can lift a tit to your mouth and suck that cream off. And busty ladies let me tell you that’s a surefire way to get your man hard again quickly. Every man loves watching a woman savor his cum off her big tits.

Last night I picked up a random married man at a bar who couldn’t take his eyes off my knockers. I did have them crammed into a very tight T-shirt that barely contained them. But I dress to impress. I want men to notice my curves. And this out-of-town businessman seemed mesmerized by my tits. A few times in our conversation, I joked that my eyes were up here pointing to my face.

After one too many glasses of wine, I ended up bringing him back to my place. This would be a one-night stand sort of thing. Although he’s married, and he fits my type, he admitted he never comes to my city for business. This was just like a rare occasion. So, I didn’t really bother with his backstory. He could have a wife who blows him every night. But he just wanted to pick up a curvy babe with big boobs.

Men Go Crazy for a Big Natural Pair of Tits

He let me give him a blowjob. And he ate my pussy. But he didn’t want to fuck me. At least not traditionally fuck me. He loves his wife. And I get it. Not every man will fuck me. But he doesn’t consider titty fucking cheating. And apparently, he doesn’t consider eating another woman’s pussy cheating either. I’m sure his wife would disagree. But she wasn’t there to spoil the moment. I let my 44 triple E breasts wrap around his cock tightly.

His cock felt even bigger between my breasts. When my big boobs do not swallow up a cock, I know I have a cock worthy enough to fuck. But I couldn’t fuck him. However, I could titty fuck him, let him cum on my tits, and then make him watch me eat his cum on tits. Well, his cum on my tits. And he watched it all. And for a moment, it looked like he fell in love watching me, savor his jizz that he deposited on my big boobs.

It was a hot end up encounter. Even though I wanted to fuck him, I settled for eating his cum off my boobs. Plus, later a married lover in my posse came over and fucked me the way I needed to be fucked. And we didn’t need any lubrication because I felt already super wet. He thought I just missed him. He doesn’t need to know that some other man worked me up first.

Sexy BBW Glenda Prefers to Fuck Married Men

sexy bbwThis sexy BBW loves to fuck. And I love to fuck married men the most. Although I do hook up with single guys, I only regularly see married men. And it’s not because I want to break up a marriage. I’ll never tell a married woman about the naughty things I do to her husband. I’ll take those secrets to my grave. The reason I prefer married men is because they’re uncomplicated. They need me and they never put any limits on me. However, single men get attached easily and get jealous of my job.

I’ve tried dating single men. But it never works. As soon as we get to the discussion of what I do for a living, they either slut shame me, get too interested in what I talk about, or they give me the ultimatum. So, about a decade ago, I decided I would just fuck married men. It works out for both of us. I get the sexual satisfaction I need without any drama because married men give me them their best selves. And the men get their cock and balls drained.

I’m sure married men have their drama. But that’s with their wife not with their mistress. They just want to enjoy sex with BBW Glenda, and they want to spoil me. So, I get gifts and money and even gift cards too. They leave their bullshit at home and just bring me their stiff neglected cocks. Last night I stayed busy. I will admit I feel a bit sleep deprived today. But I made an entire pot of coffee to help. I scheduled four married men last night. Each one of them snuck out of the house to fuck me.

Some Men Love Sloppy Seconds

For the most part, it worked fine. I scheduled enough time in between meeting lovers for a whore’s bath. And no overlap. So, nobody passed each other in the driveway. But when it came time to see Mike early this morning, I did not enjoy time to clean my pussy. That one became a close call. He almost passed Edgar. Edgar stayed a little bit longer and Michael arrived a little bit early. That’s when things get dicey.

Mike sensed that I fucked somebody before him. My hair looked messy. I probably smelled like cum, and my pussy felt super wet. Mike loves the to eat pussy. So, I apologize profusely. I really like Mike. I don’t want to lose him as a lover. But he assured me all was good. He told me he always knew I fucked others. And then he told me he hoped my pussy would be filled with cum. Well, sometimes wishes come true. Apparently, I’m not the only cum whore I know.

So, for foreplay, Mike ate my messy pussy. He licked all of Edgar ‘s cum out of my cunt. And then he fucked me better than he ever fucked me before. Mike fucks me like an animal, but this was out of this world. He made me squirt all over my couch. Mike told me he always wanted his wife to take a lover so he could enjoy sloppy seconds but she’s too prude for that. Well, I’m not. Clearly, I’m not a prude at all. Mike fucked me better than ever. We came to an agreement. I will never take a whore’s bath in between lovers when Mike is next in line.

Great Big Tits Should Be on Display for You to Jack Off Too

great big titsI love showing off my great big tits to my neighbors. Finally, I think the cold weather seems to be behind us. And I’m all about summer. Because when it’s warm outside, I can be naked in my backyard teasing my married neighbors. Not only am I a fan of married men, I’m also a fan of exhibitionist sex.

So yesterday, I assumed my married neighbor behind me was home. He works from home. Although we’ve never fucked, we do tease each other through the window and over the fence also. And I knew he’d be home. So, I did a sexy striptease in my backyard. I could see somebody in the window, but it didn’t look like him. I thought I just needed a new glasses or maybe the sun dimmed my eyes.

But as it turned out this sexy BBW didn’t see her married neighbor, she saw his brother-in-law. Apparently, my neighbor and his wife went out of town. And the brother-in-law stayed at the house to watch their dogs. He caught my show. Now I did not want to let on his brother-in-law and I masturbate for each other. So, when he showed up at the fence, I played dumb. And I apologized profusely for exposing myself. I made up some excuse that I lost a bet with a friend, so I needed to come outside naked.

This Hot BBW Loves to Masturbate for Her Neighbors

I acted like I didn’t even know he was not my neighbor. The guy clearly liked what he saw because he got a ladder out and stood over the fence to check me out. He looked good. Why not invite him over. I had to commit myself to this lie I told so that he wouldn’t tell his sister about me. She already hates me. And she doesn’t even know that her husband and I masturbate for each other almost daily.

Well, the brother-in-law came over and checked out my body. I encouraged him to pull his clock out and masturbate for me. Perhaps I’ve been masturbating for the wrong man. The brother-in-law ‘s cock looked to be close to a foot long. And Italian stallion. My married neighbor appears to be half his size. Anybody who knows me well understands I get weak for big cock. Big cock and married cock. Although the brother-in-law did not appear married. Since I’ve never seen him before, I felt confident he didn’t live nearby.

Men Get Weak Watching Me Rub My Wet Bald Pussy

Normally, I don’t fuck single men because they get too attached to me. And when men get too attached to me, they get obsessive. Life ‘s too short for me to spend my time with just one man. And obsessive single men never want me to be naked on the Internet let alone enjoy multiple lovers. But because I felt confident, he did not live anywhere close by, I let him titty fuck me and fuck my pussy. And we fucked right there in the backyard on one of my lawn chairs.

He clearly wanted sex with BBW Glenda. And I clearly wanted sex with his big fucking cock. I found out he will be here for a week. He leaves next Tuesdays lives three states away. Perfect.  He can get obsessed with my tits and my oral skills for two weeks. But after that, I probably won’t see him again. That’s fine by me. I can go back to putting on shows for married men like his brother-in-law.

A Greedy Cum Whore Can Get Out of Trouble Easily

cum whoreI’m such a cum whore. Honestly, I think the only reason I never became a full-time lesbian was because I love the taste of a man’s sperm so much. And I can’t give that up. Although I am more selective about who I fuck, I’m less discerning with who I let titty fuck me. Sometimes it’s good for men with small dicks to titty fuck me because my big boobs swallow up their tiny dicks. And that seems to awaken them to the fact that their dick appears too small for me.

And Johnny’s cock could not have been bigger than 5 inches. So, you know my big knockers swallowed up his tiny dick. Normally, I would not let a man with such small apparatus even near my boobs. However, I needed something from him.

I went out on a date with a guy Friday night who stiffed me with the bill. But he took me to a fancy dinner at one of the most expensive restaurants in town and then pulled the “I left my wallet in the hotel” game. But I didn’t even bring mine. I brought my driver’s license and about $60 in cash, but that would hardly cover a $2000 meal. We enjoyed a bottle of very expensive wine too. The dinner bill costs more than my rent.

Luckily for Me, My Tits Get Me Out of Trouble

This is why I don’t date. I prefer to be the mistress. When I get together with married men, it’s simple. No awkward conversation because we just start fucking. The conversation comes afterwards. This guy seemed like the man in that tinder swindler documentary. Although he acted very rich, I now see he was a complete poser. Not that money matters to me, but if you ask a woman out, you best be prepared to pay for the date.

So I asked to speak to the manager. But not in a Karen way. I asked to speak to the manager in a sexy BBW way. Although the manager came out of his office to talk with me, I suggested we go back into his office. We needed privacy if I was going to get out of this hefty dinner bill. So, I explained my situation. He seemed sympathetic as he gazed at my boobs.

I let my boobs plop out of my dress onto his desk, and I leaned in to kiss him. I reached my hand down into his pants, and I felt the pathetically average dick. So, I acted. Part of what I do for my job is make men feel like kings. And sometimes that includes stroking egos. Although I prepared myself to fuck him, I did not need to. He told me not to worry about the bill.

I Can Turn a Bad Date Around with a Smile

So, I pulled out my great big tits and wrapped them around his cock. And like expected, my big boobs swallowed up his dick. But he knew they would. He just wanted to see it. And of course, he wanted to feel my boobs too. I let him play with them. He sucked them and groped them before eventually cumming on my boobs. I ate his cum off my tits and I did so with a smile. And I think it made him feel good. I am just glad this manager worked with me. Otherwise, this could’ve been a dine and dash situation.

I gave the $60 in my purse to our waiter. And I gave him my number too. Handsome young man. I suspected his cock would feel much better inside of me than his boss’s cock ever could. So, he came by after his shift. I gave him more money, and I sucked his cock and let him fuck me too. And according to him, I gave him the best tip ever.

Perhaps my night did not turn out so disastrous after all. I mean, I did not go to jail. And I did not pay the bill either. Plus, I got to fuck a young stud. Although my waiter does not appear to be married, he’s young enough to be uncomplicated. So, I think I will work him into my rotation of lovers. Everything happens for a reason, right? Perhaps my bad date happened so that I could get some young cock and some cum for my boobs.

Cock Sucking Slut Glenda Met a Cock Too Big for Her Mouth

cock sucking slutEverybody knows I’m a cock sucking slut. Even my girlfriends keep their boyfriends and husbands at a distance. Although they know, I don’t steal their men, they also know their men like my curves and my big boobs. It’s true. I love married men. But I do have some standards.

Until last night, I didn’t even bother with ex-boyfriends of my friends. It looks bad. Hos before bros, right? But last night Charlie came to visit. I didn’t even know he knew where I lived. No text or call not even a Facebook message, he just showed up. My friend dumped him three months ago for cheating. And he just seemed to vanish. I don’t usually fuck single men. They seem more complicated and controlling then married men.

But Lexi always bragged about Charlie’s huge cock. So, you know this sexy BBW got curious. I figured I could just fuck him once. See that big cock, experience that big cock and ghost him. I don’t need his drama. However, I always need a big cock. And Lexi did not lie. What a monster sausage in his pants. So, I unzipped those pants, unleashed the beast and did my best to get him balls deep.

He told me he thought about me all the time. And sometimes he even thought about me while fucking my best friend. I felt a bit guilty. Three months passed, and she moved on. And I did get curious about that big dick because every woman has their own ideas of what big means to them.

Sometimes, I Meet a Man with a Cock Too Big  to Handle

Charlie measured close to 13 inches. None of my regular married lovers sport cocks like that. Believe it or not, I’m not necessarily a size queen. I want something I can feel for sure. But I don’t need a foot-long dong every single night rearranging my girl parts from the inside.

Did I just meet the one cock I couldn’t handle? My pussy still hurts. Damn he fucked the shit out of me. Like ragdoll fucked me so hard that my great big tits smacked me in the face repeatedly. Now it looks like I lost a fight because I have two black eyes. Hazard of being busty, I suppose.

Although I still feel a little guilty for violating one of my own rules, I will resist him next time. Or at least I will try. Damn. He did fuck me good. But I do have plenty of married men who can fuck this shit out of me too. And they come with a lot less baggage than Charlie. So, I know you married men out there will take care of me, satisfy me, and erase the memory of Charlie’s big fucking cock from my brain.