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My Great Big Tits Got Me Out of Jury Duty

great big titsI love having great big tits. They are my get out of jail free cards. I flaunt them all that I can too. I have no shame. I got summoned for jury duty and had to go to court this week. I know it’s like our civic duty, but I make really good money doing phone sex. If I got stuck in like some lengthy trail, I would take a big hit financially. I just could not risk it. I have already gotten out once. They only let you defer your duty one time. I had a plan. I wore tight jeans and a Hooters tee-shirt. I know, hardly professional, but I was hoping some one would send me home because of the way I looked. A slutty look is not what an attorney wants on a trial. It did not work. So, plan B it was. I had to seduce one of the lawyers, so they would dismiss me. I have seen enough TV and movies to know that the lawyers can reject a person they think will not see the defendant guilty or innocent. First, I had to seduce a guy working in the courthouse to find out who the lawyers were on the jury I was called for. I gave him head in the bathroom and he coughed up the names. One was a female lawyer. I will seduce a woman, but if she was not at least bisexual, that could be risky for me. I went with the guy. Found him in the cafeteria because I looked him up on Facebook. He was married. Perfect. Married men are easier to seduce. He was yummy looking. He had no clue I was a juror. That was the plan. If I fucked him, he would have to recuse me when he saw me in the jury pool. I was down at the courthouse way earlier than I needed to be because I had this plan. A sexy older man in a suite is hard to resist. An accidental on purpose run in with him, got me in a utility closest on my knees showing a stranger what a cock sucking slut I am. Sure enough, my plan worked. He saw me in court, blushed and excused me. But not before slipping me his card. I got out of jury duty, and I may have scored a new married lover too.

BBW Sex in a Snow Storm

bbw sexBBW sex will warm you up on a cold winter night. I had snow sex last night. Well, sort of snow sex. I got stuck on the highway in a blizzard. The snow came out of nowhere. Snow was due, but much later than it came. I was on the freeway with a few hundred folks when the snow hit and a truck jackknifed stranding us all. I was in my car for an hour at a standstill when a guy knocked on my window. He ran out of gas which meant he had no heat. I am not cruel. I let him in my car. Luckily, I had a full tank of gas and a new battery. We got to talking. Then the sun went down, and we were still sitting and waiting for movement. I decided to warm him up. This sexy BBW knows how to heat things up. Since it was dark, no one could really see what we were doing. I gave him head. Normally, I am a size queen. I knew I was taking a risk because he could have had a short stick dick. Luckily, he was above average. Not huge. He did not have a monster cock, but he had one just right for my mouth. He was happy to have me suck his cock too. Despite the falling temperatures, he warmed me up too. He managed to multitask. Now, we could not 69 in my car. Not without a stick shift going in one of us, LOL. But he did manage to finger bang my bald pussy while I slurped on his cock. I am a cock sucking whore in any condition. We entertained each other, plus kept each other warm. I drove him home because his car was off the side of the road. We fucked all night until I took him to get his car this morning. He may have had an average cock, but he had some mad bedroom skills. Even in a blizzard, I can get laid.

Sexy BBW and the MILF Across the Street

sexy bbwA sexy BBW is always popular, even with women! I am bisexual, so when a sexy woman comes on to me, I rarely say no.  I have this sexy MILF neighbor. She looks rode hard and put away wet. She is my mom’s age, but she is hot as fuck. She always has younger men coming and going, even men younger than me. She is slim and stacked as they say. My guess is 44 DD’s, long auburn hair, and a tight body. She looks like she has been doing Jane Fonda work out videos all her life. She is married, but he is never home. He is one of the few married men in the neighborhood I have not fucked. I am friendly with them. Been to house parties with them but have never socialized. That changed last night when she invited me over. A winter storm came through town and left us both stuck at home. She lives across the street, and I saw her yesterday while walking my pup. She invited me over to join her for dinner because she had a bunch of food that needed eaten before it spoiled. I love to eat, and I hate to cook, so I showed up with some wine and a few Redbox movies.

We ate dinner and drank. She is an amazing cook. After dinner, she suggested the hot tub. I do love a hot tub, but I had no suit with me. She insisted suits were not necessary. I was not sure if she was hitting on me or not. I knew I was horny as fuck, because the storm tossed a wrench in my fucking plans. I was down for some BBW sex with a sexy cougar. Once in the tub, she made a move. That freed me up to make a move back. We were finger banging each other in the hot tub. We were both cumming. We were pruning too, so she led me to her bedroom where we had some lesbian magic. She buried her fingers in my plump pussy, and her tongue in my ass. She tongue fucked my ass and finger banged my twat in unison. I squirted on her face, and she licked it up. I returned the favor. I gave her a hot squirting pussy too. We spent the night in bed in the 69-position while the snow poured down. I had to go check on my pup a few times, but every time I came back, she warmed me back up with her tongue and fingers. In the moment, we needed no men. We kept each other company during a blizzard and got off too.

 

More BBW Phone Sex in 2022

bbw phone sexI told him he needed to make a new year’s resolution to have more BBW phone sex. He agreed. The he in question is my first cousin. He was raised with me like a sibling after his parents died in a car accident. He is more like a big brother than a first cousin to me. He is 5 years older, and he took my virginity when I was a schoolgirl. He was over in Iraq after 9/11 in the military when I was still in school. We would face time on our phones and Skype. Then we started having phone sex. Now, he is out of the military, but he does not live in the same state because he got a job with a prison out of state. He was here visiting for Christmas, and we fucked like cats in heat. I have missed his big brotherly cock. I was hoping he would stay for New Year’s, but he was back home by then. I did have a lover over, but my cousin was my first choice to ring in the new year with. He called me last night and pledged to have more dirty phone sex with his favorite cousin in 2022. We used some app he sent me so we could see each other. He loves to see my big boobs and my wet bald pussy while he strokes his cock. And you know I love to see him stroke his big cock. My cousin is 11-inches long and coke bottle thick. He is in high demand. When we were growing up, I know my mother fucked him. Just like most mature women, it is hard to resist such a big and hard cock. He has a few married women lovers like I have a few married male lovers. We both like to play the field, but it always comes back to just us. Just us like it was in the early 2000’s. If I could marry my cousin, I would.

BBW Sex for New Year’s

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He wanted bbw sex for the New Year. The he in question is my married neighbor. His wife fell asleep before midnight, so I did not have to ring in the new year alone. I was feeling a little sorry for myself before he texted me that he wanted to come over. Normally, I am never alone, but I had three dates arranged and all three cancelled for COVID related issues. I am so sick of this damn virus fucking up my sex life. My married lovers could not go out because their wives’ events were cancelled because of concerns over the virus. None of the bars in town were doing big celebrations either. It was going to be a frozen pizza and New Years with Miley Ray Cyrus and Pete Davidson for me. That was until my favorite married lover saw a chance to see his sexy BBW mistress and took it. He came over with champagne and chocolates. I jumped into his arms and kissed him all over. I was just so happy to not be alone for the new year. My tree is still up and so are the Christmas lights. We fucked on the couch in front of the tree. His hard cock was happy to see me. It has been over a week since we last hooked up. I rode his dick right on into 2022. His cock in my plump pussy always makes me squirt. He has a curved dick and boy does it feel good hitting spots I did not know I had! We fucked all night long. He was even singing Lionel Ritchie’s song “All Night Long,” as he plowed his neglected cock in and out of my wet pussy. And to think, I almost spent New Year’s Eve alone. Instead, I spent it being my neighbor’s cum whore. I swear he gave me about 5 loads in 6 hours. It is going to be a great year indeed.

Sexy BBW Present

sexy bbwThis sexy bbw is all the present any man needs. I am a full-figured hottie who is horny all the time. That is pretty much how my Tinder post reads. I am new to Tinder. I am not desperate for cock. I am never desperate. I have lots of married lovers. The problem is that this fucking virus keeps affecting my sex life. Husbands are on lock down with their wives again. Men are being questioned about their every move. Where are the going? What are they doing? Who are they meeting? I had several lovers cancel our late-night dates this week. That is unacceptable. This horny BBW is not meant to go a day without cock. Some friends of mind turned me on to Tinder, so I gave it a try. I have been a lot of men’s swipe right. I have mostly swiped left. I am selective when it comes to fucking. I need big cock. I prefer married men. I want a handsome, gainfully employed man who is not living in his parent’s basement. There are a lot of losers on Tinder, but I did find my swipe right guy last night. Married, handsome and if true, gainfully employed as a police officer. Has to be hard on the men in blue to get pussy these days with all the back lash against our men in blue. I love a man in uniform. Plus, it can never hurt to have a cop owe you a favor, right? John came over last night for our first hook up. He looked even better in person. Sexy man. Huge, neglected cock too. Good thing for him I am a cum whore. I drained his monster cock in less than 5 minutes. I am that good of a cock sucker. Getting that first cum out of him, ensured that he could fuck me for hours. He made me cum a dozen times on his fat fuck stick. I think Tinder is my jam now. John will be back for round two tonight. If my other married lovers cannot give me a late-night booty call, the men of Tinder will.

BBW Phone Sex Warms You Up

bbw phone sexBBW phone sex is on fire right now. These cold winter nights have men craving a thick girl to warm them up. I am a great cock sucker. My big boobs and sexy curves warm even the Ice Miser up. I picked up a guy last night shopping. He was in the make-up department of Macy’s looking perplexed. When I asked him if he was okay, he thought I was one of the salesgirls. I went with it. He was looking for a gift for his 20-year-old daughter and she loves make-up and perfume. I asked him a few questions, then had him buy some Mac makeup and Lady Ga Ga’s new perfume from Dolce and Gabana. He was shocked to discover I did not work there. He wanted to reward me somehow, so I let him get me a chai at Starbucks. That led to an invitation back to my house. Of course, that led to fucking. He was a handsome married man. He was stressed out about the holidays and just needed some TLC. He was nice to me. He was good to me too. He ate my pussy for an hour. He admitted he loves giving women pleasure, but his wife is not into it. Her loss, my gain. I will let a man eat my pussy all damn night. He was a skilled lover. Poor guy had a huge load too. I hate to see any man with backed up balls. If a man needs a good ball draining and finds his way to me, he just hit the lottery. Maybe you can find your way to this sexy bbw too. I promise to drain your balls dry. I am a cum slut who never leaves an ounce in those neglected balls. What are you waiting for? I am hungry!.

Phone Sex Fetish for Many Things

phone sex fetishWhat is your phone sex fetish? I have many. It is no secret I am an exhibitionist. I do not live in a state where it is warm all year long. I do not mind chilly weather though. I will not stay outside all day. But I will masturbate in the cold and expose my sexy body to neighbors and passersby. I am part of the Polar Bears in my city. That is group of folks who take a plunge in the river when it is at its coldest. It is for charity and sadly, no one is naked. But in a sexy little number, my nipples stand out and they can cut glass when erect. Well, this morning was the plunge. I picked up a fellow exhibitionist polar bear. Married of course. I love my married men. He went in just in a speedo. And unlike most men in cold water, there was no shrinkage. He came out of the water erect and so did I. I was pleased to see what I saw. I mean there is no hiding in a Speedo, but I figured his cock would be a frightened turtle in 20-degree water in the middle of December. He told me it was because I was such a sexy BBW. We went back to my place to fuck. Because we were in polar bear mode, I suggested fucking in my pool. I have not drained it yet, and it was not frozen. I jumped in, and he followed me. His cock was rock hard. If I was a guy, I doubted I could have kept an erection in that cold water, even in front of a sexy babe like me. He nailed me from behind. My body was cold, but his hard cock was warming me up. I guess I combined a few fetishes in one fuck. He was married. He was an exhibitionist. And he was a fellow polar bear club member. It was a fuck I will not soon forget.

BBW Sex with My Nice Neighbor

bbw sexLooking for BBW sex? You would not be the only one. We had a major storm come through this week. Started as rain and high winds, then ice and snow. I was not quite prepared for it. I hate feeling trapped inside. I need cock daily, so mother nature can go fuck herself. Luckily for me, my neighbor behind me was feeling the same way. He is not one of my married lovers. Until today, he was not even one of my lovers. He wanted to check on me. He is a nice man. We have been friendly over the years. I have even watched his pups while he was on vacation. He has never once hit on me. Not that I was not interested. I just am not in the habit of making the first move. Even this sexy BBW hates rejection. It does not happen often, rejection, but I do my best to avoid it. I am not every man’s cup of tea. When he stopped by, I kissed his cheek because he brought me Starbucks. I get it every morning and I was on day three without any. It was a gratitude peck, but it was the sign he needed to give me a real kiss. That lead to me on my knees sucking his cock. I was not sure what size dick he would have either, but at that point I told myself I would suck it up. He brought me Starbucks in a storm. He deserved a prize. I gave it to him. He was big. Bigger than I expected, so I showed him what a cock sucking slut I can me. We fucked too. We kept each other company the better half of the day. Now, he is gone, and I have a cum filled cunt to play with on calls. Kindness always gets rewarded by me.

I Have a Phone Sex Fetish for Being Bred

phone sex fetishWhat is your phone sex fetish? I have a lot of them. My biggest one besides being an exhibitionist slut is wanting to be impregnated. I get so many mommy calls. I always wondered why because I never blog about being a mommy. I think it is because I have mommy boobs and curves. Plus, I am in my 30s, so I am not too old or too young for motherhood. My problem has always been that I have so many lovers and enjoy fucking so much, I never wanted anything to get in the way of that. But my callers have got me thinking about being a mommy. Incest is hot. Only one in my family I ever fucked was my first cousin. I loved it though. I have always liked the company of older men. Older men fuck me better and spoil me too. But the older I get, the more I realize I cannot always fuck older men. They will eventually not be able to keep up with me. And they may not even be able to get it up. Incest would be hot, especially if I had a son. Now, if I had a daughter, I would need a husband to help me out, you know? I never thought I wanted to be a mother, but my callers have me thinking about it all the time now. I have decided that the year 2022 will be my breeding phone sex time. Would you like to breed a hot BBW? I have so many married lovers. None of them wear a condom because I am on the pill, but I am going off the pill as of the beginning of the new year. I do not need to know who the baby daddy is. I make great money between phone sex and my Air B and B property. I can raise a little one on my own. I can play with a little one on my own too. Unless of course you want to help make me a dirty mommy?

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