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Baking with Ashley

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Christmas is my favorite time of year, and I LOVE To bake. This year I’m making my special sugar cookies iced with pink frosting. Everyone loves them.

But what they don’t know is how I get my special ingredients. I use my special g spot vibrator and fuck myself over and over until I have enough of my cum to replace the water in my recipe.

I mix the ingredients and spoon them onto a greased cookie sheet. I have a sweet tooth myself and can’t help but to eat one or two. It’s like eating my own pussy! I bake my moist cookies at 350 for 11 to 15 minutes.

The aroma that fills the house is just wonderful. Then I ice my pussy cookies with the sugary pink icing and hand them out to all the families in my neighborhood…

The little ones really love my pink pussy cookies.

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Sexy BBW Cordelia: The Cougar and the School Boy

Sexy BBW granny incestI don’t care what anyone thinks, I am a sexy BBW. Perhaps I don’t fit the traditional picture of sexy,  but I have never had any problem scoring with men of all ages. Today, I was a dirty old broad. I spotted this young guy, and I do mean young, like see me around the cell block young. If I was going to wear orange, there was no better reason than that young stud. I approached him and asked him if he had ever been with a cougar. His eyes got big and he shifted his pants. I knew this meant he was popping a chubby in his dockers.

I suggested he come back to my trailer and find out why everyone is talking about older women. He wasn’t even in the door yet when he pinned me against the wall and ripped my shirt off. He manhandled my tits better than men with years of experience. I unzipped his pants and went down like the Captain of the Titanic. What a nice thick hard dick. Perfectly groomed too. His fingers found their way in my panties and he fucked my ass and cunt at the same time with his fingers. Double penetrated my school boy fingers. Made my cougar cunt so wet.

I needed that cock bad. I got on top of him and rode him so hard. My big tits were pounding his young face. We fucked like bunnies all morning. He left me full of cum too. I got one huge school boy cream pie. Before he left, I friended him on Facebook. He told me he would love to fuck me again. I’m gonna have so much fun with that boy. Next time, I am gonna let him fuck me ass.

Big Tits Phone Sex with Glenda: Random Encounters

big tits phone sex BBW titty fuckingNot a day goes by that I don’t encounter a man enthralled with my big bouncing tits. I rarely wear a bra, and when I do, it’s not a boulder holder; it’s a frilly little flimsy thing so my nipples show right through my top. Today I was at the grocery store. While strutting down the frozen food aisle, my nipples got rock hard; so hard they could cut glass. They caught the attention of a hot guy. He flirted with me. Told me I looked like I could use some warming up.

He followed me to my car. My intent was to bring him home and fuck his brains out, but my hormones got the better of me. I let him pull my shorts off right there in full view of anyone in the parking lot. His cock was already hard. He slipped me his dick in my plump pink pussy. I could feel my cunt lips stretching as he entered me. I felt like such a dirty whore getting fucked from behind by a stranger in public. Cars drove by honking. One yelled, “get a room.” Nothing broke his stride. He pounded my cunt so hard my tits were slapping against my car window. This was an impromptu fuck, so I let him bare back me. Even let him fuck my tight asshole too. When he got ready to dump his load, he pulled out of my tight ass and shot his jizz all over my back. His warm jizz warmed up my cold nipples for sure.

Afterwards, I pulled up my shorts and panties, waved to the audience that had gathered to see this chubby whore get banged against her car, got in my car and drove home. I love hot random encounters. I will fuck anywhere. I actually love an audience.

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Cocksucking Phone Sex with Cordelia

cocksucking phone sex granny whoreOne of my grandsons made a confession to me today. He informed me that since he was just knee high he has been spying on me sucking cock. I have sucked a lot of dick while I was watching him. I mean just because I am babysitting doesn’t mean I can’t have a little fun of my own, right? Not only has he been watching me, he has been taking pictures with his smart phone. He says he spanks his meat to my image daily. How sweet, right? He presented me with a cocksucking collage as a present. He had arranged a few of his favorite pics, one was me sucking his daddy off.

He asked me why I don’t suck his cock. Asked if I thought it was too small since the ones I usually have in my mouth are really big. I felt bad. I asked him to show me his pee pee. I explained that he is not small, he is just still growing. I assured him that he is bigger now than his daddy was at his age. This seemed to make him very happy. Of course I had to suck his cock. I was actually quite turned on by the fact that he has been watching me so long and dreaming about my mouth on his young shaft.

I got down on my knees, kissed his tiny walnuts, then slipped his pecker in my mouth. It grew quite a bit in my mouth. He was so excited that it got bigger almost instantly. Didn’t take long for him to shoot his first load of boy batter in granny’s mouth. I swallowed every last drop and told him all chicks who go down on him should also swallow his load. I felt closer to him somehow. I honestly didn’t know he was ready for that special family relationship I have with his daddy. I guess he is an early bloomer. Lucky for me. Now I have two grandsons to play with.

Do you like cocksucking phone sex? I got decades of experience. And, I don’t care how old you want to be. I will suck any cock, and I do mean any!

I’ll do whatever it takes to keep you satisfied

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Every girl loves getting spoiled by men, but I actually like to work for it. When I find out a man has a secret dirty fantasy I make it a reality. There’s nothing I won’t do to please a man, I want to keep them coming back for more.

Once you have me I’m yours to use when you want and how you want. You’ll never hear no from me, I’m just a cum hungry slut who can’t help herself. All I ever think about is getting fucked by big thick cocks. It’s impossible for me to fall asleep at night if my tight little pussy isn’t filled with cum first.

Sometimes I drive myself crazy! After I cum it only takes a couple seconds before I want to again. Maybe one day I’ll find a man that’s good enough to change it, but I doubt it. I’ve always been this way, it’s what caused most of my break ups. I just blindly follow my cunt around all day and do whatever it tells me to do.

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Cum on Tits with BBW Glenda

Cum on tits chubby bbwBoobs, tits, sweater meat, airbags, pillows, melons, knockers, jugs, hooters, globes, gazongas, snuggle puppies, tatas, flesh bulbs, chitty bang bangs, high beam lights, honkers, cannons, bazoomas, feeders, coconuts, cans, mounds, boulders, hood ornaments, smother tools, floatation devices, headlights, torpedoes, soombas, milk jugs, wahwahs… The list is endless for names my big tits have been called over the years. I have my own name for the twins-Mary Kate and Ashley. And can I just say the twins have done right by me. I have never paid for a speeding ticket. I have never waited in a long line for anything. I have never paid a cover charge at a bar. I have never failed a course. I love having big natural breasts.

Are you a breast man? I mean look at the twins. Don’t you want to bury your cock in between them? They are perfect for titty fucking and motor boating. Also good for hot wax, bondage, nursing, sucking, squeezing, food play, boxing, washing your back and anything else you can imagine. Confession. Even I am obsessed with Mary Kate and Ashley. I play with them and suck on them all day long. Very few women can put their own tits in their mouth.

In fact, they are craving cum right now. I need a hot load of jizz. It’s a chilly night and nothing warms the girls up like your cum on my tits. Do you like to cum on tits? If you do, I promise to lick it all off while you watch.

Ho Ho Ho

bbw phone sexIt’s that holiday season and if you haven’t noticed, everyone loves that fatty Santa, so why wouldn’t everyone love this fatty right here? I have the curves you’ve been wanting, and I’m sure Santa can’t please you like I can. Okay, enough jokes I’m ready to have some fun! Just because I’m fat doesn’t mean I have a lack in the sex drive like those little twigs! In fact, I can safely say mine is stronger – I’ll go forever. This fatty is always horny and ready for some cock. I think it should be every single woman’s goal to strictly please the man, and if you happen to get off during pleasing him (happens every time for me…) than that is a bonus. Now, I suppose that might be what makes us fatsos so special – unlike your little girlfriends who just lay there cause they think they are hot shit. We know we might not be what everyone classifies as a 10, but I sure can give you a 10+ in the sack. And hey, isn’t that what really matters? She isn’t doing it and I’m completely willing and ready for the attention. Did I mention I will do anything? Want me to fulfill your nastiest fantasy? I don’t mind getting dirty. Looking for a fatty to help you with all your taboo, naughty thoughts? I have no limits, so if you want to get really bad, I am happy to do just that! Need me to simply suck your cock, let you fuck all my holes, and cummm all over me? I’m down for that too. I’ll even put strange objects in all my holes just to get you off. I’m the best naughty fatty, here to make you cum like you deserve.

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Social Media Sexy

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How many of you have ever been looking at your friend’s friends on Facebook, or a friend’s followers on Twitter and thought…I would LOVE to fuck that!  I think that happens to all of us.  Or someone from our past finds us and we start talking again and the next thing you know you are in the back of his chevy truck in a corn field Mooing for him as he plays the harmonica while fingering your ass.  Wait? Nobody? Just me? Well alright then.

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Anyway, I think we all have at least had a Social Media crush.  You bring up their pictures and wack off to them, or as in my case, finger fuck myself just thinking about all the body fluids we could swap.  Even if you are married I think it’s very normal to want to have sex with someone else.  I do not think we were meant to be with just one person, it just doesn’t make any sense.  So to see people you may or may not know on a social network site and have dirty, nasty fantasies about them is very normal.

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Did you know that you can find us on Facebook and Twitter too? We are on there, the whole crew.  Just think of all the cum your balls can churn up just scrolling through our hot pictures.  You might need a gallon drum next to your computer so that you have enough volume capacity to unload all the jizz we will cause your balls to make.  If you don’t believe me, then go and have a look, and get that lotion ready!

Big Tits Phone Sex with Glenda: Let Me Be Your Wet Nurse

big tits phone sex BBW chubbyI went to this museum recently. They were doing an exhibit on African tribes and my friends and I thought it would be fun to get some culture and maybe pick up some smart boys! Out of my friends I have the biggest tits. So big I have my bras specially made to fit me. At the museum I met this cute curator. He was in charge of the exhibit. Smart dude; has a Ph.D. in anthropology. He told me how beautiful I was, and that my boobs rivaled those of African tribal women seen in the likes of magazines like National Geographic.

I asked him what he meant, and then he showed me some pictures. I pulled my breasts out for comparison. He was in awe of their perfection. He said they were better than any tribal woman’s breasts. He measured them, sucked on them, played with them, even had me pose in one of the exhibits claiming my breasts were works of art. I have not yet had babies, but after he told me I had the perfect breasts for sustaining life I got really turned on. As he was fondling my breasts, he explained to me the concept of a wet nurse. I so want to travel to Africa or some other third world country now and use my big tits to help nurse little ones.big tits BBW wet nurse

But he explained that I could make lots of $$ in the US being a wet nurse to horny men. Now I was really intrigued. He shared his fetish for lactating titties. He informed me how to trick my body into thinking its pregnant so I can produce milk. Fuck going to a third world country. I’m gonna fill my big boobs up with milk and get men to pay me to drink from them. My tits have always been sensitive. Suck on them and I cream my panties.

My trip to the museum was educational indeed. I learned about African tribal art, wet nurses and how to fill my big natural double EEs with milk to nurse horny boys. Can I be your wet nurse?

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Fucking is Dirty Work

dirty phone sex granny hairy pussyHousework is dirty work, but sometimes you have to do it. I fucked my ass off this weekend and my trailer looks like a few porn movies were filmed in it. Empty beer bottles everywhere; white powder residue on the coffee tables and mirrors; underwear hanging from light fixtures and stuffed under couch cushions; cum stains on the rugs and furniture; dried spooge on the wall; even liquid cum piles on the kitchen floor. By how swollen my cunt and asshole were this morning, I know I had one hell of a good time this weekend. I remember bits and pieces. Like some big black cock drilling my ass, which explains my carpet burns. I remember some young studs circle jerking on my face. My hair is a bird’s nest from all the dried cum in it. What can I say, I still love to party and I still love to fuck.

But now, I have to clean up my place, so I can do this again next weekend. Right now my trailer looks like a crime scene there is so much DNA everywhere. But I love it. I love that I am almost 60 and still can fuck, suck and party like I am in my 20s. Of course, I didn’t clean when I was younger lol. But, that is why rubber gloves were invented. For cleaning cum up; no wait, that is why we have tongues.