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Big Fat Juicy Peach

Phone sex fetishWouldn’t you love to sink your teeth into a nice big, round, succulent, juicy peach?  Okay maybe not sink your teeth into one, but certainly lick up that sticky sweet juice. I know you wanna. It just so happens that you, my friend, are in luck. Yes. Indeedy.  You see, I just so happen to have a big fat juicy peach that you can nom on all you want. I promise it will feel so good against your tongue, so soft, so ripe, so YUMMY!

There are other things you can use to enjoy the fullness of my Peach.  You could use your cock.  That’s right.  You could get between my legs and plunge your hard cock into pink peachy goodness, right up to your balls!  Plus, I’m pectin free!  That means no nasty acidic burns on your delicate areas.  Also, I am calorie free, you can eat all you want and not gain one single ounce.  As a matter of fact you will lose some weight, one cum shot at a time!

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Make Me Yours

BBW phone sexHave you ever wanted a girl to just listen to you? To do what ever you wanted? To do nasty, dirty, filthy things?  Things that you wish all other women you have been with in the past would of done for you but didn’t?  Now is your chance to do just that.  I don’t care how nasty, or taboo your fantasy is.  As a matter of fact, the more wicked the better.  Nothing makes my pussy wetter than hearing all about those deviant things you have hidden way in the back of your mind. 

Tell me each and every juicy tidbit of those images you masturbate to, and I will enjoy them with you.  I have the body for you to do what ever you wish too and be able to take it.  There is more of me to cum on, more of me to fuck, and more of me to order around, if those things are what you indeed want.  If you want something other than those things stated then simply tell me.  Notice how I didn’t say, “Ask me?” and that is because once in awhile it’s nice to be guided and told what to do. 

A Warm Place

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Fuck the hot chocolate to keep you warm.  What you need is a nice plump, tight cunt.  And wouldn’t you know it? I have one you can use.  Big girls throw off more heat, plus I mean come on, look at that pussy.  It’s pink and ready to be pumped into.  I know your cock is already starting to get hard just looking at it.  I also know it is flippin cold outside.  Polar vortex is in effect.

Just yesterday I was Christmas Shopping and one of those people who ring the bell was out there freezing their jingle balls off.  I went back inside and bought them a cup of coffee.  When I gave it to him I also slipped my number along with a few bucks into that red thingie that they put the money in.  This morning he actually phoned me.  I was sorta shocked since it is Sunday and aren’t those people sorta churchy? It was his day off from ringing that bell so he wanted to know if we could get together.  I told him sure that he could come over and I would make him something to eat.  I did make him something to eat, a fresh from the shower clean pussy.

That bell ringing dude sure knew how to eat pussy.  He also fucked me so hard.  It was a great way to start the day.  He asked me that if he gets too cold in the evening when he is out doing his thing, if it would be okay if he called me and I could meet him in the parking lot and give him a warm up.  I told him I would love to warm him up with my pussy.  He laughed and winked.

Cum and Cartoons: Saturday Morning Family Fun

incest phone sex mother daughterI’m a trailer park granny. I make no apologies for being a horn dog. I love sex. I will literally fuck anyone or anything if it will get me off. Today my daughter came over to pick up her son who was visiting me. She is just like her mama, a horny fuck. While my grandson watched Saturday morning cartoons, I helped my daughter out with a problem she had. See it had been a few days since she came. I got out her favorite dildo and started fucking her cunt hard. In an out so fast and so deep. When she would get close to cumming, I pulled it out and shoved a finger and tongue up her hot wet cunt.

incest phone sex dirty mommyShe was on fire. Her pussy was drenched. I tried to motor boat her cunt so I could get covered in her juice. She begged me to make her cum. I’m a good mommy so I buried my face in her pussy and licked her until she exploded her hot jizz all over my face. There was enough juice for a party oozing out of her pussy, so I called my grandson over. I let him suck on the dildo I had up his mommy’s cunt and clean her up what juice I left in her. I’m pretty greedy when it comes to cum, but I wanted my grandson to taste his mommy’s hot cunnie.

Family fun is better than cartoons any day. Don’t you agree?

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Happy Veteran’s Day Trailer Park Style

BBW phone sex trailer park grannyToday is Veteran’s Day and wanted to thank all those men and women who have served our country. When I was younger, I remember seeing all these pinup calendars for veterans. In the trailer park I live, there is a community center. So, I decided I would do my own pinup pictures for our veterans. There are quite a few that live in my community. Mostly older, WWII vets, but a few younger vets too. I snapped some sexy pics, printed them off, arranged them like a calendar and hung them up in the community room yesterday with my phone number. I wanted my community vets to know how much I appreciated them.

BBW phone sex chubby big titsI wasn’t home long before my phone started ringing. Guys thanking me for my thoughtful gesture and wanting to pay me a visit. Earl was the first to come by. Silver haired fox in a wheelchair served in WWII. Said he was a widow who had not seen pussy in decades. Poor thing. Of course I had to thank him for his service, so I showed him my cunt. Even straddled that wheel chair and let him finger me. He had some movement in his pants. I unzipped his pants and jacked his old cock until he came all over my titties. Even let him watch as I licked his old jizz off of them. He said that was the closest he has come to fucking in almost 20 years. I felt so good making a veteran cum. Very least I could do for a man who proudly served his country and hadn’t felt a woman’s snatch in two decades. Soldiers deserve pussy and way more.

chubby phone sex granny slutNext veteran to pay me a visit was Jermaine, a young hot black dude who just got home from Iraq. He lost a leg defending his country. Well, I had to say thank you for his sacrifice. I took that black monster in my mouth and sucked him like a vacuum cleaner. When I saw how huge his cock was, I had to fuck him. I straddled him, slid my plump wet pussy down on his cock and fucked him into a frenzy. He came a bucket load of cum. Turned me into an old cum dump. Never fucked a one legged man, but to be honest, his cock was so huge it looked like a leg. Jermaine said he never fucked an old bitch before, but loved it. Said he would be back later to tap my ass. His anaconda will shred my ass, but I am a patriotic girl and will gladly let a veteran fuck my back door on Veteran’s Day. My ass is just as grateful as the rest of me for military service.

All day long, folks came to my trailer for some special Veterans appreciation, which I kindly gave. I gave out 4 hand jobs, 6 blow jobs, 5 fucks and even licked 2 female veteran’s pussies. I’m proud to give back to the soldiers who served our country. The men and women who have served our country proud, deserve to cum for all they have done for me, for our country. All day long I will be giving my thanks in my own special way to Veterans. Continue reading

BBW Phone Sex with Granny Cordelia: I Love Virgins

bbw phone sex chubby grannyGILF is the new MILF. Why have a mother to fuck when you can have a grandmother? I’m like fine wine baby, better with age. Today, a young boy in the trailer park I live in came by looking for some work to make a little money. Sure I could have paid him to clean the gutters or fix the stoop, but I decided to pay him to clean my pussy. Been a couple days since I got fucked and I could feel the cob webs forming already. I’m use to fucking pretty much daily. I asked my young laborer if he had ever fucked a cougar. Well, he had never fucked at all!

I didn’t give him a choice. I unzipped his pants, pulled out his cock and gave him head to die for. At my age, I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. I enjoy sucking cock. Been sucking dick since I was knee high. I can swallow a bucket of cum and chase it with a six pack. When he shot his load, I savored every last drop. Cum tastes so good. He was a bit embarrassed he came so quick. Hell that ain’t no problem for a woman like me. I slipped a finger up my cunt which was sloppy wet and stoke it up his ass. See a finger up a boy’s ass, get’s his dick at attention again in nothing flat.

I like to make a guy cum quick the first time because when we get to the fucking, he will last so much longer. I’m not a small gal, but I rode that young buck like a rodeo bull. He felt so good in my old snatch. I creamed all over his cock. I paid him $25 but he didn’t want to take it. He had a big old shit eating grin on his face. I told him to send all his young friends to Granny Cordelia for work. I got a back door that needs fixin too!

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My Ass…Your Face

You know you want me to press my big ass onto your face.  You want to feel the jiggle and wiggle against your cheeks as I lower my own massive cheeks down over you.  Your nose will be pressed firmly against my asshole so that you can breath in my scent.  Your tongue will dart in and out, tracing all the creaces and creveses of my beautiful asshole, before I press down with all my weight to smother you properly.

The more you fight it the more of my weight I will allow down upon you.  Your lungs will burn, your hands and legs will flail as you try to maneuver yourself from under me.  Do not worry, I will not kill you, that is not what I want.  What I want is to enjoy the tremors going through you, the way your body convulses against my engorged clit making my pussy drip down into your mouth.  Force feeding you my pussy juice.  Does this sound good to you? It sure as hell sounds down right DELICIOUS to me!

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