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Dirty Whores are Everywhere

BBW phone sex hairy pussyFolks pass judgment on me all the time because I like to fuck. A guy has a 1000 sex partners and he is celebrated, but if a woman has 100 sex partners she is a whore? Fuck that shit. I’m almost 60 years old and I will fuck who I want, when I want and not feel bad for a moment. Sex is good and not just for the man. I picked up a younger man today at the beach near my trailer park. I was walking along the ocean shore and saw his in shape young body and told myself I want that. So I don’t have the body of a 20 something, so I am not a thin Hollywood MILF type. Sexy comes in all shapes and sizes, and ages! I’m confident, in tune with my sexuality and I go after what I want. And the result has always been lots of cock. That’s right, even a full figured granny can get young dick whenever she wants. Hell, I can get any dick I want.

I just marched right up to that stud, told him I was horny and needed some cock. Guys rarely pass up free no strings attached pussy. I brought him back to the trailer and fucked his brains out. I let him fuck my fat ass too. I love it up the ass. I know some women don’t, but honestly, I think it’s just cause they can’t relax enough to enjoy it. A nice big cock up the backdoor removes the stick if you know what I mean. Men love a woman not afraid to get dirty in the bedroom. Nothing is too taboo for me.

BBW phone sex dirty gilfThis young stud wanted to call me granny as he fucked my hairy snatch. I thought that was hot. I’m training my own grandsons to fuck me as well as this stud did. A horny broad always needs a few fuck toys handy to scratch that itch when she gets it. But until they are ready to really give it to granny hard and fast and all night long, I have no problem picking up strangers at the beach, or anywhere for that matter.

BBW phone sex grandma cougarThe stud who fucked me silly yesterday, showed up on my door step this morning. Back for a bit of the hair of the dog that bit him. I fucked him again until I had drained his dick of about a week’s worth of cum. I love fucking and I won’t make any apologies for it. Think and say what you want, but I am good with the names: whore, slut, tramp, cum dump, cougar, p granny, dirty mommy… I embrace it all.

And you know what? There are plenty of like minded women like me. Women who enjoy sex and want to be fucked. Women you can enjoy any taboo, naughty dirty fantasy or fetish with and won’t be judged for it. You can find other whores, sluts, tramps, cum dumps, cougars, BBWs, p grannies and dirty mommies by liking us on Facebook and following us on Twitter.

Fucking is Dirty Work

dirty phone sex granny hairy pussyHousework is dirty work, but sometimes you have to do it. I fucked my ass off this weekend and my trailer looks like a few porn movies were filmed in it. Empty beer bottles everywhere; white powder residue on the coffee tables and mirrors; underwear hanging from light fixtures and stuffed under couch cushions; cum stains on the rugs and furniture; dried spooge on the wall; even liquid cum piles on the kitchen floor. By how swollen my cunt and asshole were this morning, I know I had one hell of a good time this weekend. I remember bits and pieces. Like some big black cock drilling my ass, which explains my carpet burns. I remember some young studs circle jerking on my face. My hair is a bird’s nest from all the dried cum in it. What can I say, I still love to party and I still love to fuck.

But now, I have to clean up my place, so I can do this again next weekend. Right now my trailer looks like a crime scene there is so much DNA everywhere. But I love it. I love that I am almost 60 and still can fuck, suck and party like I am in my 20s. Of course, I didn’t clean when I was younger lol. But, that is why rubber gloves were invented. For cleaning cum up; no wait, that is why we have tongues.

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She just can’t please you the way I can. My luscious round boobs and ass are to fuckalicious for you to resist. Your craving my curves right now aren’t you? My slutty fat pussy just advertises how plump for the pumping it is.
You were watching me and I did notice it. Wearing my red satin blouse with these plump breasts nearly bursting out of it. That skirt hugging my bodacious bottom and you crave to pound this ass and spank this luscious booty. Don’t be shy about your real feelings and how fucking hot you find my squishy soft body.

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Think about this, your sneaking up on my place and the curtains are open. I am entertaining a younger man and you had to see. You watched me get fucked by this young man’s massive 12″ cock. You got so fucking hard watching him fuck me. In fact you were dying to come in and have sloppy seconds of my cream pie filled fat pussy.
Don’t be shy I promise you’ll spurt.

No Touching Allowed

big tit viv2Viv: I had such a good time last night. I must confess my pussy stayed wet through out our entire date while you stared longingly at my big tits. Some girls might take offense, but it turns me the fuck on. I could see the desire in your eyes to touch them, see them, taste them, feel them around your cock. I saw how disappointed you were when I kissed you goodnight at the door and didn’t let you in. But there was a method to my madness. That is why I am sending you this text now. Since I know you went home last night and jerked your dick while dreaming about my huge tits while I was finger fucking my pussy while thinking about you jerking your dick, I thought I would reward you. I am inviting you to my house tonight for dinner and dessert. I will send more details after you respond.

Steve: I would love to join you for dinner and dessert. I have to say I admire the fact that you are being so honest and that you were as attracted to me as I was you. And you are right about my activities after our date. LMAO

Viv: LOL It seems we have a date then, however I do have a few stipulations, are you game?

Steve: You have my undivided attention, I am sure what ever stipulations you have dessert will be worth it. Would you like me to bring a bottle of wine? Red or white?

Viv: You can, red please. Now here are my stipulations. Ready?

Steve: LOL Hit me with your best shot.

Viv: since you love my tits so much I will be sexting you pictures through out the day. They will be risque and before you clock out of work you will want them more then you did last night.

Steve: OMFG Really? So far I don’t have a problem with your stipulations. LMAO

Viv: There is one more little thing. You are not allowed to touch your dick at all till you see me tonight. No matter how hot the picture is that I send  or how hard it makes you.

Steve: I can’t even rub it?

Viv: LOL Nope, you can’t even hold it to piss. I will know if you have emptied those balls or not. Those are the rules. Do you agree?

Steve: I am hard already and you haven’t sent one picture. Yes I agree. I will see you tonight with more then a bottle of red wine. big tits viv

Big Tits Need Big Black Cocks

 

big tits phone sex trailer park grannyI was at the Dollar store this morning and well I forgot to wear a bra. Now I have an ample rack, and combined with my age, I guess I should have strapped my puppies in, but I like free falling. This young black stud followed me all over the store like a lost puppy. I was old enough to be his momma. I confronted him and asked if there was something I could help him with and he was like “You got some nice titties ma’am.” I was flattered and pulled my top up and shook them in his face quickly. I just meant to tease him

He followed granny home. What the hell, I like black cock. Big pieces of dark flesh full of cum, what is not to like? Plus, big tits, need big black cock! He was obsessed with my big tits. Turns out he likes seeing his dark meat between creamy white tits. I let him titty fuck me. It began with him sucking on them. He had a nice long tongue too. He asked where was a granny like me when he was growing up. Said his granny looked like Medea. LOL! My nipples were fully erect for him, when he started to slide his huge anaconda between them. I have nice tits, but honestly, his cock made them look not as big as they are!

Big tits phone sex BBW BBCI wrapped my mouth right around that big head. Sucked his hard shaft until he exploded all over granny’s face and titties. I wasn’t planning on fucking him, but damn that cock was fine and he begged to fuck me so he could see my titties bounce. Not gonna lie, didn’t take much convincing. I’m a horny old broad. I love to fuck. And I don’t really care who or where. I let that black stud fuck my tits, my cunt and my ass. Does that make me a whore? Picking up a black guy at the Dollar store who is more than half my age and I didn’t even bother to get his name? I got his cum, that’s all I cared about.

I don’t really care if folks think I am a whore or a slut. I like fucking and I am proud to be able to get the attention of young studs still. I don’t look any granny I knew either. Call me for some nasty big tits phone sex. I need more cum to lick off them.

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It’s Poker Night

cum on tits viv1Playing poker is a game for real men. The old saying “liquor in the front and poker in the rear” is one of my favorites.
I like to get started by flipping a coin. Heads I get tail and tails you get head.
Of course when your a royal flush like I am, anything is possible and every thing in the game is sexual and hot.
No matter how we play, The house always wins.
So ante up boys. See if you can call my bluff or make me lay down.
I play like a maniac or we can play tight and put something other then cards on the felt.
That is when you will deal me a nut flush with the river being your cum all over my tits.
Shall I deal you in so you can steal the pot? Or will you check then fold and let me show you how to raise, my way? No matter what, you will always be my ace in the hole!cum on tits viv

Cum and Cartoons: Saturday Morning Family Fun

incest phone sex mother daughterI’m a trailer park granny. I make no apologies for being a horn dog. I love sex. I will literally fuck anyone or anything if it will get me off. Today my daughter came over to pick up her son who was visiting me. She is just like her mama, a horny fuck. While my grandson watched Saturday morning cartoons, I helped my daughter out with a problem she had. See it had been a few days since she came. I got out her favorite dildo and started fucking her cunt hard. In an out so fast and so deep. When she would get close to cumming, I pulled it out and shoved a finger and tongue up her hot wet cunt.

incest phone sex dirty mommyShe was on fire. Her pussy was drenched. I tried to motor boat her cunt so I could get covered in her juice. She begged me to make her cum. I’m a good mommy so I buried my face in her pussy and licked her until she exploded her hot jizz all over my face. There was enough juice for a party oozing out of her pussy, so I called my grandson over. I let him suck on the dildo I had up his mommy’s cunt and clean her up what juice I left in her. I’m pretty greedy when it comes to cum, but I wanted my grandson to taste his mommy’s hot cunnie.

Family fun is better than cartoons any day. Don’t you agree?

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Granny’s Little Helper

bbw phone sex big tits grannyNow that the weather is getting colder, I have to do most of my fucking at my place. I have my grandson over a lot in the day and at first I was trying to hide him in the other room, but while I had a big huge cock up my snatch, he came wandering out for some milk and cookies. I thought my companion would freak out, but turns out he loved having a young audience. He actually told my grandson to come over and sit on the coffee table and watch what he was gonna do to his grandma.

He started fucking me harder and faster. My cunt was so wet it was making all sorts of sloppy sounds. My big tits bouncing everywhere. I was screaming for him to cum deep inside my pussy. My grandson was watching in awe like he does cartoons. When my stud got ready to blow his load, he pulled out of my pussy and shot it all over my face and tits. He then told my grandson he should clean off my boobies. The boy did as he was told like a good boy. He started sucking my cum drenched titties and I couldn’t help but rub my cunt. I came again, really hard.

bbw phone sex granny whoreBut the hottest thing was when my stud made my grandson lick my cunt juice off his dick. Watching those little hands grab that dick and slurp on it was really hot. My fuck toy for the day got hard again. I was a little jealous that my grandson got him hard again so quick. But when he fucked my ass like a jack rabbit, I got over it pretty quick.

I have several grand angels. I think I need to have them over more often while I am getting fucked. They can be my wingmen!

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Band Camp..

Most people saw band geeks as a bad thing.

To me it was fun! I went to my very first band camp at my new school.

I was worried being a fat girl and playing the flute I wouldn’t fit in. When I got there the band teacher was sitting there working on something in his office.

He had his head phones on and just working away on what I thought would be his masterpiece.

I was watching and drooling seeing him deep into his passion thinking of what it would be like for him to be that deep inside of me.

I’d want him in each and every hole thrusting in and out of me.

I was lost in thought and didn’t notice the other students walking into class. I was on the brink of a orgasm when they interrupted him it shook me from my trance. 

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After band practice  Mr, Jones asked me to stay and talk with him. 

He told me I looked real good out there on the field and he wanted to measure me for my band uniform. 

He took his time around my big breast, touching and feeling as if i wouldn’t notice. 

He got to my legs.. his warm skin felt so amazing on my bare thighs as he measured them, then he measured my inseam. His hand went up my skirt and pressed against my wett pussy. 

I know he felt how wett I was, I soak through my panties as he was touching my tits. He kept his hand there just rubbing back and forth. 

Mr. Jones kept rubbing my pussy with his finger tips, he push my panties to the side to let my fat dripping juicy pussy lips out of my panties. He slipped a finger inside of me.. and I lost all of my composure. I melted on his hands in a instant!! 

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BBW Phone Sex with Granny Cordelia: I Love Virgins

bbw phone sex chubby grannyGILF is the new MILF. Why have a mother to fuck when you can have a grandmother? I’m like fine wine baby, better with age. Today, a young boy in the trailer park I live in came by looking for some work to make a little money. Sure I could have paid him to clean the gutters or fix the stoop, but I decided to pay him to clean my pussy. Been a couple days since I got fucked and I could feel the cob webs forming already. I’m use to fucking pretty much daily. I asked my young laborer if he had ever fucked a cougar. Well, he had never fucked at all!

I didn’t give him a choice. I unzipped his pants, pulled out his cock and gave him head to die for. At my age, I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. I enjoy sucking cock. Been sucking dick since I was knee high. I can swallow a bucket of cum and chase it with a six pack. When he shot his load, I savored every last drop. Cum tastes so good. He was a bit embarrassed he came so quick. Hell that ain’t no problem for a woman like me. I slipped a finger up my cunt which was sloppy wet and stoke it up his ass. See a finger up a boy’s ass, get’s his dick at attention again in nothing flat.

I like to make a guy cum quick the first time because when we get to the fucking, he will last so much longer. I’m not a small gal, but I rode that young buck like a rodeo bull. He felt so good in my old snatch. I creamed all over his cock. I paid him $25 but he didn’t want to take it. He had a big old shit eating grin on his face. I told him to send all his young friends to Granny Cordelia for work. I got a back door that needs fixin too!

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