It is not that I am an awful driver; it is that I tend to get a little distracted sometimes. By sometimes, I mean all the time. I have gotten like 3 tickets in the last month and I really could not afford another one. The other day I was driving and my favorite song came on. All I did was turn up the radio and before I knew it, sirens. “Fuck!” I knew I could not get another ticket either. Lucky for me I was looking super hot today. I thought to myself and decided I was given these bog ass titties and I better put them to good use. I pulled my tank top extra low and rolled down my window. When he approached he was super hot. “License and registration please.” I handed them to him, my mouth started salivating. “Are you aware you ran that stop sign back there?” He gave me a stern look moving his glance from my eyes to his tits. He continued to scold me about paying closer attention and how he was about to get off and now I was forcing him to fill out all this paperwork. I apologized and let him know that we could work out our own deal. I slowly slid my finger across my tits. He knew where I was going. I asked him if he wanted a feel and he shoved his hand into my top pulling my tit out. I moaned out loud and he opened up my driver door. He stuck his mouth on my nipple suckling at it. It flelt so good. He stuck his dick between my big ol’ ta-tas and fucked them. His rod was so hard. I stuck out my tongue and licked the tip of his dick. He grunted and pulled my head onto his stiff rod making me gag. He held the sides of my hair and rammed himself into the back of my throat with great speed. He came all over my tits. I tasted some off my finger like you would with icing on cake. “Mmmm” I said. I asked him if I was still going to get a ticket and he let me know that he thought I had learned my lesson. I got in the car an told myself “Yea, that I should run stop signs more often,” and giggled as I pulled away.
Tag: Big tits
Glenda’s Gigantic Tits Save the Day
My life is pretty boring. I mean not sexually of course. My sex life is out of this world. I don’t have much drama in my life. That all changed a few weeks ago when I walked into a bank because I lost my debit card. Normally, I do everything at the ATM. I wasn’t in that bank more than 5 minutes when an armed masked man stormed in with his gun blazing. He ordered everyone down on the ground. Only a handful of folks in the place, and I was the only female customer. As I was on the ground, I spied a security guard trying to hide behind a big statue of the bank president. I thought if I could only distract the armed man, the security guard could shoot him or something.
“Hey, I yelled to the bank robber. I have very expensive jewelry on, worth more than the cash you can get from the tellers. You can have it if you just leave and don’t hurt anyone,” I reasoned with him. I got his attention. He came over to me. Ordered me on my feet. He didn’t see any jewelry because there wasn’t any, but I knew if he could just see my gigantic tits I could distract him. My boobs are mesmerizing. “I have diamond nipple rings and a belly ring worth over 10 grand,” I tried to say with confidence. I had this tight halter top on that made my boobs look much smaller than they really were. I slowly unzipped my top, and when my boobs popped out in all their glory, he acted more male than criminal. His face dropped to meet my natural bouncy boobs. I swung them in a motor boat fashion while I grabbed his nut sack and twisted. This was all the time the security guard needed to take control of the situation. My boobs saved the day, and maybe a few lives.
When it comes down to it, all men are weak for big beautiful boobs. I usually use my boobs for less altruistic purposes like getting out of traffic tickets. The security guard was so impressed with my quick thinking and big breasts, he took me out to dinner. I let him titty fuck me. I let him fuck me in the ass too. We bonded during that bank robbery. In fact, I bonded with a lot of the men in the bank with me. I have been getting a hero’s treatment. Every guy wants to fuck me, plus I made the news which has been bringing me more cock and I got a handsome reward.
I’m being called the “busty crime fighter.” The paper said I was “armed and curvaceous. ” I’m thinking of getting a cape and a mask and calling myself “Busty Girl.” Apparently my boobs are kryptonite to criminals.
BBW Phone Sex Slut at the BBW Sex 4 U Car Wash
Anytime money is tight, I put my curvy thick hot body to work for me and have a car wash. Me washing cars is pretty much a big titty wet tee shirt contest. I love flaunting my body, and well, guys love to see me in my daisy dukes and bikini top. In the past I have tried to make my car washes look charitable. I mean a charity other than my party fund. I had signs made that said BBW Sex 4 U Car Wash. I thought why not advertise my curves. This was the most successful car wash I have conducted ever. When guys know it’s a sexy chubby babe washing their car, they line up for miles.
I had guys making all sorts of indecent proposals. I’m a greedy whore, so no offer went denied. Guys gave me extra to wash their windows with my boobs and a few even my ass. Money was exchanged for let’s say a happy ending car wash. I gave blow jobs, hand jobs, let men cum on my tits, even let a few fuck me. I have done some escorting, but honestly never made money like I did today. Hate to tell you this skinny bitches, but guys love a gal with curves as evidenced by the popularity of my BBW car wash today.
I had one guy offer to help me start my own car wash business. According to him, I could be the Hooters of the Car Wash world. Hmmm, he might be on to something. I bet lots of men would frequent a topless car wash if the girls were curvy with big tits like me!
BBW Phone Sex got to have cock cream!
BBW Phone sex makes me so fucking horny and wanting that cock cream! My tits were aching and that was because I needed some cream to add to the fucking milk. I kept thinking about fucking cock but it seemed like I wasn’t getting it fast enough. My fucking cunt hadn’t been fucked properly in several weeks and it needed to be stretched to tell you the truth. As I was glancing in the window at a local gym I saw you. You were well built and I certainly noticed that outline of your crotch that was driving me insane. I saw you bench pressing while you were watching the game and imagined that it was me you were lifting in the air like that. My fucking cunt needed a tree trunk size cock in it and these tits needed that cream all over them! I tried to smile brightly when you saw and flirt with my eyes. Basically I wanted to shoot through the glass and push these chocolate mounds down your fucking throat but I decided to play it cool and just let you come to me.
Placing the weight back on the rack I saw your ass and those buns of steel were talking to Passion. I wanted to lick the sweat off that fucking ass of yours. Then you disappeared and I saw you again at the door and I knew it was going to be on and cracking! Yes passion was certainly going to fuck the shit out of the cock and lick that ass tonight! Oh yes and we were definitely going to do my favorite I was going to put that cock in these tits and rub you raw! What are you waiting on baby call and let’s get it!
Rail Time!
Don’t you want to rail this phat fucking ass? I want your dick to be a piston in this well oiled machine. I need a guy to giggle this tummy of mine while I deep throat that monstrous cock. Big girls love to eat, and I just want to swallow the biggest fattest cocks I can find. These big puffy cheeks can fit so many dicks it feels like a crime to not have them stuffed all day every day. I want to eat dick like a popsicle. Just going up and down and ever so deep, having him cum straight down my throat, letting me swallow all of it. Keep filling this fat ass of mine with cum in my tummy. I just want to feel hands all over this soft fluffy body, a face buried between these tits and shaking them back and forth. You can even motorboat this ass if that’s what you want. All it takes is this big luscious body on that fat cock and you’ll be begging to feed me as much as you can.
Big tits phone sex remedy!
Clients always ask me what did I do to get these over- sized tits. One even asked me if I was spoon fed corn bread to make them so soft and full of milk. It’s nothing like that it’s just that my mommy had big tits and so Passion got milk jugs too. There is nothing wrong with you touching them either as long as you realize the next step is to put these bad boys in your mouth and keep licking on them until the milk comes out. I love to have them sucked and the more cream that comes out of that cock in between them the better off I feel. I was wondering if you were available to take care of the pressure in these milk duds and it is just about a work of art to see how hungry you get when you are milking every last drop from them. Take it from me Passion is going to love having you suck them and I know you love the way they flop up and down when I am fucking the shit out of your ass too!
No cornbread for me baby just pure and natural chocolate that comes straight form the Bayou that’s what keeps them good. Milk and chocolate that just creams in your mouth and gets you to going every time you see Passion. I want to know one thing though before I get the bib cloth to burp you. Do you think you can do Passion a favor and drink and don’t dribble any of that cream down your chin. Milk makes a body good but it makes your cock rise faster than a bull in heat. You ain’t no damn bull but Passion is sure going to ride you the best she knows how!
Phone Whore!
Since going out last week, I’ve had so many guys calling me to hook up again. It’s like I’ve had an endless amount of huge cocks fucking this fat pussy. I just love having my thighs and ass shaken back and forth into their dicks. Daren was the biggest of all of them. I haven’t felt a stretching like that in my entire life. It felt like I was a total virgin. He was even to fuck me deep while I was lying on my back. He’d hold my feet like handle bars and plow into me, bouncing every part of my body up, down and into him. He loves to clinch every soft and fluffy part of my fat curves. Thank God for that night club. I feel like I owe them more than just my visit. I am definitely never missing a big girl night out ever again.
Baby Got Tits
To the tune of Sir Mix A Lots
“Baby Got Back”
My song for all my big Titty lovin men!
XOXOXOXOX
I like big titties and I cannot lie, You other dudes can’t deny
When a teen walks in with curves all over the place
and some big tits in your face you get, Hooked
Wanna motor boat though cause you notices them tits were huge
Pop out the shirt she’s wearin, I’m droolin and I can’t stop starin
MMmmm Sexy, I wanna get lucky let’s get to fucking
My momma tried to warn me, but those curves you got (makin me so thirsty)
Ohhh Almond mounds babe, Got me wantin my dick in them
I’ll Fuck’em, screw em, Cum all over your face I’ll use em
I see her jumpin, Ain’t no way im not humpin
Them breast, that chest got me screwin like a breedin pest.
Them flat chest bitches be screamin
Your fat not curvy their hatin
Ask any titty boy what they think about that
And they say skinny bitches be whack
So my dude (Sup?) my dude (sup?)
Your bitch got them titties? (Fuck Yea )
Tell her pull em out, jump around
Make them big ol titties bounce
Baby got tits
Hope you loved it Boos!
Big Titty Fucking with Glenda
I love big titty fucking. Do you? I mean I have these beautiful 40 EEs, be ashamed to waste them. They are not just decoration, but props for a cock too. I know it sounds cliche, but the pool boy was by today and he couldn’t take his eyes off my tits. So, I invited him in. Before he even sat down, he was pawing at my boobs. “I gotta suck on one of them big titties,” he stammered. I yanked my boobs out of my little yellow dress and fed him what he wanted. We both nursed on one of my titties as he finger banged my plump pussy. Tits, natural and big, like mine can easily be sucked on, even by me! In fact I love to lick jizz off my boobs.
We quickly moved to the couch. He was greedy for my puss. Fine by me! I love a man who takes care of the ladies first. He played with my tits as I pressed into his back, and his fingers worked their magic on my swollen wet pussy. He inserted a couple fingers as he sucked and nibbled on my nipple. He even smeared some of my cunnie honey on my boobs to lick off. I wanted to fuck him. He had a nice hard cock. But he was all about them boobs. I wrapped my big soft pillows around his cock and started to blow him as he slide in between them. I could taste his pre-cum and it was yummy.
I pressed my tits together and sucked harder and faster. My boobs danced on his cock. His hard shaft made them bounce as his balls smacked the bottom of my breasts. Felt amazing. Every thrust pushed my boobs up closer to my face, and his cock deeper in my mouth. Once his cum coated my titties, I couldn’t help but lick it off. Devoured is more accurate. I never let cum go to waste. He felt bad that he didn’t fuck me. He knew I was horny. “You’re a twat tease,” I said. “Getting me all worked up like that to leave me high and dry.”
He didn’t say a word, just slid between my legs. Licked my pussy until I came all over his face. Drenched his face is more like it. I’m a chubby girl, I got more cunnie honey than those small breasted skinny chicks! He didn’t mind my juice though. Licked me clean and didn’t even charge me to clean my pool. “You cleaned my cock ma’am, fair trade,” he said with a sheepish grin. I suggested he come back soon. “I’m a dirty girl. Pussy, I mean pool, will need cleaned again soon,” I purred. I’ll dump mud in the pool if it gets him back between my thick thighs again!
I Need Your Cum
Let’s see. I have the apartment all to myself. I have time on my hands. I have these big tittes that were made for fucking, sucking, pinching and cumming on. Hmm, I think I have everything I need. Oh wait no I do not. I need a dick! I want my tits fucked long and hard. I want to be able to start a camp fire with the friction of your cock moving in and out of these huge boobs of mine.
Then after you cum on my tits and watch me lick it off. I want you to take that nice cock of yours and face fuck me with it. Get it nice and hard, until you scramble down my stomach to press it hard into my drenched phat cunt. I can already feel you. Your cock invading my fuck hole. Feel your balls hitting against my plump ass cheeks as you squirt your load of hot sticky cum into my pussy.