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Sexy BBW Cordelia: The Cougar and the School Boy

Sexy BBW granny incestI don’t care what anyone thinks, I am a sexy BBW. Perhaps I don’t fit the traditional picture of sexy,  but I have never had any problem scoring with men of all ages. Today, I was a dirty old broad. I spotted this young guy, and I do mean young, like see me around the cell block young. If I was going to wear orange, there was no better reason than that young stud. I approached him and asked him if he had ever been with a cougar. His eyes got big and he shifted his pants. I knew this meant he was popping a chubby in his dockers.

I suggested he come back to my trailer and find out why everyone is talking about older women. He wasn’t even in the door yet when he pinned me against the wall and ripped my shirt off. He manhandled my tits better than men with years of experience. I unzipped his pants and went down like the Captain of the Titanic. What a nice thick hard dick. Perfectly groomed too. His fingers found their way in my panties and he fucked my ass and cunt at the same time with his fingers. Double penetrated my school boy fingers. Made my cougar cunt so wet.

I needed that cock bad. I got on top of him and rode him so hard. My big tits were pounding his young face. We fucked like bunnies all morning. He left me full of cum too. I got one huge school boy cream pie. Before he left, I friended him on Facebook. He told me he would love to fuck me again. I’m gonna have so much fun with that boy. Next time, I am gonna let him fuck me ass.

Cocksucking Phone Sex with Cordelia

cocksucking phone sex granny whoreOne of my grandsons made a confession to me today. He informed me that since he was just knee high he has been spying on me sucking cock. I have sucked a lot of dick while I was watching him. I mean just because I am babysitting doesn’t mean I can’t have a little fun of my own, right? Not only has he been watching me, he has been taking pictures with his smart phone. He says he spanks his meat to my image daily. How sweet, right? He presented me with a cocksucking collage as a present. He had arranged a few of his favorite pics, one was me sucking his daddy off.

He asked me why I don’t suck his cock. Asked if I thought it was too small since the ones I usually have in my mouth are really big. I felt bad. I asked him to show me his pee pee. I explained that he is not small, he is just still growing. I assured him that he is bigger now than his daddy was at his age. This seemed to make him very happy. Of course I had to suck his cock. I was actually quite turned on by the fact that he has been watching me so long and dreaming about my mouth on his young shaft.

I got down on my knees, kissed his tiny walnuts, then slipped his pecker in my mouth. It grew quite a bit in my mouth. He was so excited that it got bigger almost instantly. Didn’t take long for him to shoot his first load of boy batter in granny’s mouth. I swallowed every last drop and told him all chicks who go down on him should also swallow his load. I felt closer to him somehow. I honestly didn’t know he was ready for that special family relationship I have with his daddy. I guess he is an early bloomer. Lucky for me. Now I have two grandsons to play with.

Do you like cocksucking phone sex? I got decades of experience. And, I don’t care how old you want to be. I will suck any cock, and I do mean any!

Dirty Phone Sex Whore Cordelia

dirty phone sex chubby grandmaI’m a dirty phone sex whore, because I am a dirty whore. I love raunchy, raw, dirty fucking. I’m not really the romantic let’s make love kind of woman. Guys who approach me aren’t looking to date me, they just want to fuck the shit out of me. And that is fine by me. Today I met two very different guys down to fuck. And even though I had my son and his boy at my place, I still wanted some cock.

The first guy I fucked was a young white boy with a huge thick cock. I’m not even sure how old he was; I didn’t care. He spotted me at the 7-11 and followed me home. I guess I teased him with my see through outfit . I just pushed him down on the couch and started sucking his cock. That throbbing dick felt good in my mouth too. He must have been younger than I thought as he came super fast. I had a face load of his tasty jizz. I was already to get him hard again because I needed fucking, but he was embarrassed and left quickly.

dirty phone sex granny blowjobWell, I was all horned up so this time I went on the prowl for more cock to take care of that itch. I found a nice strapping black man. He was the mailman for the day, extra holiday coverage. Well my pussy needed some extra coverage. I begged him for a quickie. I just needed my box stuffed for a good 15 minutes or so. I took off my robe, showed him my little blue teddy, and he came running in the house.

He carried me into the bedroom, put me on the bed and started licking my snatch. Huge tongue too, could only image what his cock would feel like. I came pretty quick. I tried to suck his cock but he was on the clock. It was just gonna be a wham bam thank you ma’am sort of thing. He shoved his big black tube steak in my hungry pussy and pounded the shit out of me. Wow. It was just down and dirty hardcore fucking. He filled me up with cum. Made me cream on his beef stick. I got what I needed. I have such a high libido. I have fucked as many as 10 guys in a day. Some days I can masturbate all day and be happy, but some days I need a cock in me all day long.

Today is one of those days. Luckily my son and grandson will be home from shopping soon. Because I am going to fuck all night long.

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Incest Phone Sex with Cordelia: Family Gravy is the Best

incest phone sex cougar whoreYou enjoy incest phone sex? Cum to granny boys. I am a cougar, a p mommy and p granny. I have my angels and offspring visiting for the holidays. I have a few cocks running around the house. When my son arrived with his son, I was wearing a sexy dress and laying on my big bed for them. I wanted double stuffed as a pre Thanksgiving celebration. My son in my ass and my grandson in my cunt.

When they arrived, I called their names. They came into my bedroom with their cocks out and at attention. I guided father and son into my mouth at the same time. Their balls stacked on top of each other was so hot to me. This was not our first time playing together. Ever since my grandson could walk, we have been playing sexy little games. I really like seeing my son and my grandson’s balls smashed together on my chin.

incest phone sex bbw big titsDidn’t take long to get them hard. Part my amazing cock sucking skills, part the taboo friction of their balls and cocks rubbing against each other. My son immediately put his cock in my ass, while my little grandson, crawled underneath me and put his little hairless pee pee up my old hairy snatch. Again their balls were touching. We got a good rhythm going and their balls were slapping against each other so hard. I can’t get knocked up anymore at my age, sadly, so it’s safe to bare back me. But, my family still loves cumming on me. My son says I look like a work of art with jizz all over my face and tits.

They squirted two nice loads on me too. Early gravy to go with my stuffing. I love that my son is raising a mother fucker just like he was; well, grandma fucker technically. Sure, I am a dirty old broad, living in a trailer park, but I could be a park avenue slut and I would still be a p mommy and p granny. We gonna have a lot of family fun the next few days. I’m gonna be stuffed better than any turkey.

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Dirty Whores are Everywhere

BBW phone sex hairy pussyFolks pass judgment on me all the time because I like to fuck. A guy has a 1000 sex partners and he is celebrated, but if a woman has 100 sex partners she is a whore? Fuck that shit. I’m almost 60 years old and I will fuck who I want, when I want and not feel bad for a moment. Sex is good and not just for the man. I picked up a younger man today at the beach near my trailer park. I was walking along the ocean shore and saw his in shape young body and told myself I want that. So I don’t have the body of a 20 something, so I am not a thin Hollywood MILF type. Sexy comes in all shapes and sizes, and ages! I’m confident, in tune with my sexuality and I go after what I want. And the result has always been lots of cock. That’s right, even a full figured granny can get young dick whenever she wants. Hell, I can get any dick I want.

I just marched right up to that stud, told him I was horny and needed some cock. Guys rarely pass up free no strings attached pussy. I brought him back to the trailer and fucked his brains out. I let him fuck my fat ass too. I love it up the ass. I know some women don’t, but honestly, I think it’s just cause they can’t relax enough to enjoy it. A nice big cock up the backdoor removes the stick if you know what I mean. Men love a woman not afraid to get dirty in the bedroom. Nothing is too taboo for me.

BBW phone sex dirty gilfThis young stud wanted to call me granny as he fucked my hairy snatch. I thought that was hot. I’m training my own grandsons to fuck me as well as this stud did. A horny broad always needs a few fuck toys handy to scratch that itch when she gets it. But until they are ready to really give it to granny hard and fast and all night long, I have no problem picking up strangers at the beach, or anywhere for that matter.

BBW phone sex grandma cougarThe stud who fucked me silly yesterday, showed up on my door step this morning. Back for a bit of the hair of the dog that bit him. I fucked him again until I had drained his dick of about a week’s worth of cum. I love fucking and I won’t make any apologies for it. Think and say what you want, but I am good with the names: whore, slut, tramp, cum dump, cougar, p granny, dirty mommy… I embrace it all.

And you know what? There are plenty of like minded women like me. Women who enjoy sex and want to be fucked. Women you can enjoy any taboo, naughty dirty fantasy or fetish with and won’t be judged for it. You can find other whores, sluts, tramps, cum dumps, cougars, BBWs, p grannies and dirty mommies by liking us on Facebook and following us on Twitter.

Fucking is Dirty Work

dirty phone sex granny hairy pussyHousework is dirty work, but sometimes you have to do it. I fucked my ass off this weekend and my trailer looks like a few porn movies were filmed in it. Empty beer bottles everywhere; white powder residue on the coffee tables and mirrors; underwear hanging from light fixtures and stuffed under couch cushions; cum stains on the rugs and furniture; dried spooge on the wall; even liquid cum piles on the kitchen floor. By how swollen my cunt and asshole were this morning, I know I had one hell of a good time this weekend. I remember bits and pieces. Like some big black cock drilling my ass, which explains my carpet burns. I remember some young studs circle jerking on my face. My hair is a bird’s nest from all the dried cum in it. What can I say, I still love to party and I still love to fuck.

But now, I have to clean up my place, so I can do this again next weekend. Right now my trailer looks like a crime scene there is so much DNA everywhere. But I love it. I love that I am almost 60 and still can fuck, suck and party like I am in my 20s. Of course, I didn’t clean when I was younger lol. But, that is why rubber gloves were invented. For cleaning cum up; no wait, that is why we have tongues.

Big Tits Need Big Black Cocks

 

big tits phone sex trailer park grannyI was at the Dollar store this morning and well I forgot to wear a bra. Now I have an ample rack, and combined with my age, I guess I should have strapped my puppies in, but I like free falling. This young black stud followed me all over the store like a lost puppy. I was old enough to be his momma. I confronted him and asked if there was something I could help him with and he was like “You got some nice titties ma’am.” I was flattered and pulled my top up and shook them in his face quickly. I just meant to tease him

He followed granny home. What the hell, I like black cock. Big pieces of dark flesh full of cum, what is not to like? Plus, big tits, need big black cock! He was obsessed with my big tits. Turns out he likes seeing his dark meat between creamy white tits. I let him titty fuck me. It began with him sucking on them. He had a nice long tongue too. He asked where was a granny like me when he was growing up. Said his granny looked like Medea. LOL! My nipples were fully erect for him, when he started to slide his huge anaconda between them. I have nice tits, but honestly, his cock made them look not as big as they are!

Big tits phone sex BBW BBCI wrapped my mouth right around that big head. Sucked his hard shaft until he exploded all over granny’s face and titties. I wasn’t planning on fucking him, but damn that cock was fine and he begged to fuck me so he could see my titties bounce. Not gonna lie, didn’t take much convincing. I’m a horny old broad. I love to fuck. And I don’t really care who or where. I let that black stud fuck my tits, my cunt and my ass. Does that make me a whore? Picking up a black guy at the Dollar store who is more than half my age and I didn’t even bother to get his name? I got his cum, that’s all I cared about.

I don’t really care if folks think I am a whore or a slut. I like fucking and I am proud to be able to get the attention of young studs still. I don’t look any granny I knew either. Call me for some nasty big tits phone sex. I need more cum to lick off them.

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Cum and Cartoons: Saturday Morning Family Fun

incest phone sex mother daughterI’m a trailer park granny. I make no apologies for being a horn dog. I love sex. I will literally fuck anyone or anything if it will get me off. Today my daughter came over to pick up her son who was visiting me. She is just like her mama, a horny fuck. While my grandson watched Saturday morning cartoons, I helped my daughter out with a problem she had. See it had been a few days since she came. I got out her favorite dildo and started fucking her cunt hard. In an out so fast and so deep. When she would get close to cumming, I pulled it out and shoved a finger and tongue up her hot wet cunt.

incest phone sex dirty mommyShe was on fire. Her pussy was drenched. I tried to motor boat her cunt so I could get covered in her juice. She begged me to make her cum. I’m a good mommy so I buried my face in her pussy and licked her until she exploded her hot jizz all over my face. There was enough juice for a party oozing out of her pussy, so I called my grandson over. I let him suck on the dildo I had up his mommy’s cunt and clean her up what juice I left in her. I’m pretty greedy when it comes to cum, but I wanted my grandson to taste his mommy’s hot cunnie.

Family fun is better than cartoons any day. Don’t you agree?

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Granny’s Little Helper

bbw phone sex big tits grannyNow that the weather is getting colder, I have to do most of my fucking at my place. I have my grandson over a lot in the day and at first I was trying to hide him in the other room, but while I had a big huge cock up my snatch, he came wandering out for some milk and cookies. I thought my companion would freak out, but turns out he loved having a young audience. He actually told my grandson to come over and sit on the coffee table and watch what he was gonna do to his grandma.

He started fucking me harder and faster. My cunt was so wet it was making all sorts of sloppy sounds. My big tits bouncing everywhere. I was screaming for him to cum deep inside my pussy. My grandson was watching in awe like he does cartoons. When my stud got ready to blow his load, he pulled out of my pussy and shot it all over my face and tits. He then told my grandson he should clean off my boobies. The boy did as he was told like a good boy. He started sucking my cum drenched titties and I couldn’t help but rub my cunt. I came again, really hard.

bbw phone sex granny whoreBut the hottest thing was when my stud made my grandson lick my cunt juice off his dick. Watching those little hands grab that dick and slurp on it was really hot. My fuck toy for the day got hard again. I was a little jealous that my grandson got him hard again so quick. But when he fucked my ass like a jack rabbit, I got over it pretty quick.

I have several grand angels. I think I need to have them over more often while I am getting fucked. They can be my wingmen!

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Happy Veteran’s Day Trailer Park Style

BBW phone sex trailer park grannyToday is Veteran’s Day and wanted to thank all those men and women who have served our country. When I was younger, I remember seeing all these pinup calendars for veterans. In the trailer park I live, there is a community center. So, I decided I would do my own pinup pictures for our veterans. There are quite a few that live in my community. Mostly older, WWII vets, but a few younger vets too. I snapped some sexy pics, printed them off, arranged them like a calendar and hung them up in the community room yesterday with my phone number. I wanted my community vets to know how much I appreciated them.

BBW phone sex chubby big titsI wasn’t home long before my phone started ringing. Guys thanking me for my thoughtful gesture and wanting to pay me a visit. Earl was the first to come by. Silver haired fox in a wheelchair served in WWII. Said he was a widow who had not seen pussy in decades. Poor thing. Of course I had to thank him for his service, so I showed him my cunt. Even straddled that wheel chair and let him finger me. He had some movement in his pants. I unzipped his pants and jacked his old cock until he came all over my titties. Even let him watch as I licked his old jizz off of them. He said that was the closest he has come to fucking in almost 20 years. I felt so good making a veteran cum. Very least I could do for a man who proudly served his country and hadn’t felt a woman’s snatch in two decades. Soldiers deserve pussy and way more.

chubby phone sex granny slutNext veteran to pay me a visit was Jermaine, a young hot black dude who just got home from Iraq. He lost a leg defending his country. Well, I had to say thank you for his sacrifice. I took that black monster in my mouth and sucked him like a vacuum cleaner. When I saw how huge his cock was, I had to fuck him. I straddled him, slid my plump wet pussy down on his cock and fucked him into a frenzy. He came a bucket load of cum. Turned me into an old cum dump. Never fucked a one legged man, but to be honest, his cock was so huge it looked like a leg. Jermaine said he never fucked an old bitch before, but loved it. Said he would be back later to tap my ass. His anaconda will shred my ass, but I am a patriotic girl and will gladly let a veteran fuck my back door on Veteran’s Day. My ass is just as grateful as the rest of me for military service.

All day long, folks came to my trailer for some special Veterans appreciation, which I kindly gave. I gave out 4 hand jobs, 6 blow jobs, 5 fucks and even licked 2 female veteran’s pussies. I’m proud to give back to the soldiers who served our country. The men and women who have served our country proud, deserve to cum for all they have done for me, for our country. All day long I will be giving my thanks in my own special way to Veterans. Continue reading