Fucking is Dirty Work

dirty phone sex granny hairy pussyHousework is dirty work, but sometimes you have to do it. I fucked my ass off this weekend and my trailer looks like a few porn movies were filmed in it. Empty beer bottles everywhere; white powder residue on the coffee tables and mirrors; underwear hanging from light fixtures and stuffed under couch cushions; cum stains on the rugs and furniture; dried spooge on the wall; even liquid cum piles on the kitchen floor. By how swollen my cunt and asshole were this morning, I know I had one hell of a good time this weekend. I remember bits and pieces. Like some big black cock drilling my ass, which explains my carpet burns. I remember some young studs circle jerking on my face. My hair is a bird’s nest from all the dried cum in it. What can I say, I still love to party and I still love to fuck.

But now, I have to clean up my place, so I can do this again next weekend. Right now my trailer looks like a crime scene there is so much DNA everywhere. But I love it. I love that I am almost 60 and still can fuck, suck and party like I am in my 20s. Of course, I didn’t clean when I was younger lol. But, that is why rubber gloves were invented. For cleaning cum up; no wait, that is why we have tongues.

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