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Dirty Phone Sex: It’s All About That Bass!

 

dirty phone sex whore grannyThere is the song my granddaughter is obsessed with called “All About That Bass.” She walks around the house half naked singing about having all the right junk in all the right places while shaking her nice big ample ass. She has her granny’s ass! I thought the song was about a bass guitar, that’s how old I am. But, my teen granddaughter explained to me it’s a song to celebrate ample booties. I guess it’s a pop version of ZZ Top’s Tush or that Baby Got Back song from the 90s.
I have a big booty. I’m proud of my thick juicy round ass. Guys have been in awe of my junk in the trunk for years. I’m glad to know that there are plenty of men out there who recognize that a fat ass is a beautiful thing, even on a young girl. And that there are songs that don’t shame the booty, but pretty much celebrate it as a work of art. I shake my ass every chance I get. My granddaughter is teaching me to twerk. She says guys love a big bouncing ass. Is that true?
big tits hot assI am likely way too old to be twerking, but it was hot watching my granddaughter shake her big butt in front of my face like that to show me how it’s done. I’m a dirty whore. I couldn’t help but bury my face in her sweet ass as it was bouncing. I pulled her cheeks apart and rimmed her pretty pink rosebud. Licked up and down her taint, even slid a finger in her ass. She kept twerking as I finger fucked her tight asshole.
Before long, I had my big beautiful ass in my young grand girl’s face. I was trying to twerk, but I don’t think that is a dance move made for a 60 year old woman, despite my nice ample butt. But, I did shake my big healthy butt in her face like she did me. She told me my ass smelled yummy. She licked all up and down my ass crack. Tongue fucked her granny’s old asshole. It had my old cunt dripping. She is a great ass eater. I love it when a guy eats my ass too.
chubby phone sex juicy assI’m human. Can’t have a cute teen girl worshiping my ass for long without getting out the strap-on so we can do some old fashioned butt fucking. I lubed up that dildo really good as she had a virgin ass. I told her guys who like girls with all bass and no treble, like to butt fuck, so she needs to get that ass ready if she gonna be shaking her booty like that. I slid it in nice and slow at first. She moaned, grunted a bit, even yelped a few times, but once I got all the way in, she started backing her ass right up on that dildo. She was loving it up the ass. I’m a good granny, so I reached around to play with her swollen clit as I slowly fucked her ass for the first time. Her teen cunnie juice was pouring out her twat. I finger fed her and myself some of that love juice. Girl cunt is one of my favorite flavors.
chubby porn fat assWe spent the entire morning taking turns fucking each other’s asses with my strap-on. Pretty hot to have a granddaughter ready to anally train for cock. I know I’m just practice for the real thing, but I’m enjoying her bass for sure. But, the first real cock she has up her teen ass is going to be so hot to watch. Bet you would enjoy seeing that too. So boys, is it true you like a little more booty to hold at night? Where are my ass men? Anyone want to pop my teen granddaughter’s anal cherry? I’ll keep priming her baby girl asshole with my tongue, my fingers and my strap-on until I find the perfect cock for her pretty tight ass.fat girl porn sexy chubby chick

Dirty Phone Sex Whore Cordelia

dirty phone sex sexy chubby girlThere was another snow day today, so I had my granddaughter at my place. She is a curious teen girl. I caught her looking at porn on the Internet. I realize all young girls and boys look at such things so I was not worried. What she was looking at, however, perplexed me. It was called hentai porn. My generation had Fritz the Cat, the first X rated cartoon, but compared to hentai, Fritz looked like Garfield. Not only was this cartoon porn, but it was fat girl cartoon porn.

I asked her what the appeal or curiosity was with this stuff. She said the cartoons reminded her of me. I was flattered. She thinks her granny has an awesome body. She even told me, guys like meat on their bones. This is true, I have never had a problem scoring guys with my fuller figure. My grand girl is a bean pole. Some guys like that. She has bee sting boobies, long legs, no butt yet, hairless pussy… A body quite opposite of mine. I let her take a look at my body though. Got down on the floor, spread my legs wide, showed her my plump pussy and round ass, and of course my big tits.

sexy bbw big juicy assShe said my body was better than any cartoon. Well, duh! I fuck and suck better than any cartoon too. I was a naughty granny though. She asked me if big girls taste better than skinny girls. I just told her to find out for herself. She crawled between my legs and started licking my hairy plump snatch. Felt so good to have her between my legs like that too. I squirted on her face. I thought for a moment I had drenched the poor girl, she got all quite. But she was just savoring my juice. I asked her where she learned how to eat pussy so good. She has been experimenting with boys and girls in her class. But she has decided that bigger girls, mature women, taste better. Good to know. I’m gonna turn my granddaughter into my own personal pussy licker. But I bet we could train her to suck your cock too!

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Dirty Phone Sex Fun with Cordelia: The Cougar and the Virgin

dirty phone sex whore BBWI have been doing some private escorting lately. It keeps my life interesting, and pays the bills. I have only been on a few “dates” so far, but this weekend I had a hot one. I showed up at this guy’s house at the designated time wearing the requested sexy lingerie. When I arrived, I saw a very handsome young man. He could have been my son he was so young. But, men love a dirty old cougar. Their money is just as good! Turns out he recently married a virgin and they have yet to consummate their union. I didn’t realize anyone got married without fucking first nowadays. Apparently, he has a really big dick and she cannot handle it. I thought okay, this poor boy is really horny, needs to release some cum, and wants his wife to see how a woman fucks a man. I was going to be a sex ed teacher of sorts.

No. Not at all. I was hired to pop his wife’s cherry. He wanted me to fuck her with a strap on. Thought maybe I could get her ready to take his cock. I love a kinky boy. She was dressed like me, in sexy lingerie. She could have been my daughter. Pretty little thing too. He poured us some wine to break the tension. She was nervous but willing. We flaunted our hot bodies to him before I started fingering and licking her pussy. The wetter a cunt is, the easier the hymen breaks. Not my first virgin, just my first virgin I was paid to pop while her hubby watched. She came a dozen times on my face before I even put my strap-on, on. I had her grinding on my face like a dirty stripper. You could smell how ripe she was a mile away.

Success. I popped her cherry. I fucked her good for about 20 minutes. Could hear how wet she was; how turned on she was. Soon her hubby came over, tapped me on the shoulder, and took his turn fucking his bride’s loosened up cunt. When I put my strap-on on, she started to suck it like it was her hubby’s cock. I looked over his way and he had a huge hard-on he was stroking. She spit on my fake cock, and I slid it right in her tight snatch until I heard the scream and saw the blood. Didn‘t take him long to bust a nut in her either. He was long overdue. I thought that was it, I would be on my way having done what I was paid to do. But, she wanted to fuck me. So, my cum covered strap-on fucked me for while. She was a natural as a dominate girl. She had me in every position possible fucking me too. Her husband was so turned on watching his bride fuck me, he shot another load all over my face and tits. She of course licked his cum right off my body. I was hoping he would fuck me with his huge cock, but his dick is a one pussy kind of dick. At least for now!

I had a good cum too. Squirted all over their couch. The husband paid me well, even threw in a nice tip. The way she made my old cougar snatch purr, I should have paid them. I loved breaking her in for her husband’s big cock. I loved being part of a couple like that. Hopefully, they will invite me back. I want to be on all fours getting fucked by her, while teaching her how to suck properly her husband’s big dick. Maybe you have a wife who would like to join us? As it turns out, I love threesomes.

Sexy BBW Cordelia and Her Valentine’s Day Surprise

sexy bbw big tits hot grannyI always feel like a sexy BBW when my oldest son visits me. He know how much I love wearing sexy lingerie, especially for him. Something about bustiers and high heels that just makes me feel so sexy. For Valentine’s Day, my son got me a special care package. He bought me a sexy new bustier just to wear for him and he had a cake and some cookies made in the shape of my favorite sexy lingerie. I have a sweet tooth. Pretty sure you can tell by my thick, chubbilicious body, I put whatever I want in my mouth!!!

I had some of the cake then tried on my new sexy outfit for my son. He loved me in it. Gave him an instant boner. Of course, I had to take care of his hard cock. I would be a bad mommy to leave my son with a hard on like that. I got down on my knees, wrapped my cherry red lips around his cock and milked every inch of him inside my greedy mouth. I have a sweet tooth for cum also! I dipped a finger into my wet pussy, started fingering my old snatch while his balls slapped against my chin.

I came when he shot a thick load of his seed down my throat. I love his cum. I like all cum really, but something more naughty about your boy’s batter coating your stomach. I love taboo things like incest. Just makes fucking hotter to me. What about you? What nasty, taboo things do you enjoy?

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Dirty Phone Sex: Breakfast Fit For an Incest Queen

dirty phone sex hot BBW grannyMy daughter showed up this morning for breakfast. She decided she missed her mommy and wanted to make us pancakes. I always made my offspring pancakes, eggs and bacon on the weekends. Was a family ritual. I’m what you would call a dirty mommy I guess. I have long played with my son and daughter since they were knee high. Incest is a way of life for me. I love my offspring equally, it is just that I see my son more often because he lives closer. So when she showed up I was so happy. My old pussy got wet just seeing her beautiful face.

She brought all the fixings to make me a breakfast fit for a queen, and Incest Queen! I was watching her stir the batter and I just got super horny thinking of all the boy batter we shared with her brother and her daddy when he was around. I came up behind her to start rubbing her clit. I got down on the floor so I could eat her pussy while she stirred that batter. Things heated up pretty quickly. Before long we were rolling around on the kitchen floor licking batter of each other’s bodies. My tongue explored every inch of her just like I did when she was younger. She has a sweet tasting pussy and ass.

dirty phone sex analShe loves to please her mommy too. Ever since she was knee high, she would put on little shows to entertain me and her brother. This morning I got a special show just for me. And it was wicked hot. She poured the pancake batter all over her pussy and ass and started masturbating. I spread my legs and started rubbing my clit as I watched her rub it all over herself. Just when I thought it couldn’t get any hotter, she took the wired whisk she used to stir the batter, and shoved it up her ass. She fucked herself with a kitchen utensil, using the pancake batter as lube. I squirted all over the kitchen floor watching that. You would too!

I even helped her, by fisting her ass with that batter. My sweet girl always has been little anal Annie. She loves anything up her ass. And, I of course love to watch her experiment with various items up her backdoor. She got upset though afterwards, thought she had ruined breakfast because all the pancake batter was up her ass. “Nonsense,” I told her. I scooped up all the batter from her ass and pussy, put it in the bowl and we had pancakes with some special flavoring. All in all it was a perfect Monday morning! Want to have breakfast with us? Never can get enough protein in my diet!

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Chubby Phone Sex with Cordelia: Just More to Love

chubby phone sex sexy GILFLast year, the first week of February, I was in Vegas with my son for a little fun getaway. Well, it happened to correspond with a More To Love convention, which is a celebration of plus size women. I may not be fat fat, but I am certainly chubby. I like having a little extra meat on my bones. I think there are plenty of men out there that appreciate a woman with curves. A little flesh to hold on to while fucking. That term more to love has resonated with me since. Times have been tough, the family keeps growing and I have decided to supplement my income with some private escorting.

February is the more to love month for me. My son took some sexy pictures of me and I took out an ad in a local adult magazine. After one day of advertising, I had over a hundred inquiries. Last night, I had my first “date.” I was the entertainment for a Super Bowl party. Got paid $3,000. Now, I did have to work for that cash, but I don’t mind fucking and sucking for cash. That’s money earned the not so hard way.

sexy BBW chubby loveThis party was about 20 young men. Not long out of college, working their first jobs, no families yet, so lots of disposable money for fun. They wanted to fuck a chubby granny with no limits. And that is what they did. I got double penetrated, passed around like a party favor, titty fucked, ass fucked, jizzed on and even spanked. I don’t mind a little slap on the ass. I like things rough. Pull my hair, smack my ass, fuck my ass, cum on my face…. I do that shit for free, so to make some money doing it, well that is just sweet.

Those boys used me good too. I went home with cum pouring out of every hole I got. I’m such a dirty whore. Seems like there are plenty of men who enjoy a chubby woman. I pretty much have a paid date for every night this month. From college boys to senior citizens, lots of guys willing to pay to fuck a nasty granny with more to love.

Breeding Phone Sex with Cordelia: Making Money off My Cherry

breeding phone sex BBWEveryone has a story surrounding the loss of their virginity. Many of my friends have a story vastly different from mine. Some it was on their wedding night with the man they loved. A few it was a school boyfriend. Even have a few gals who popped their cherry to a male relative. I was a breeding whore to my parents. A sexy young girl they could use for profit. My virginity was sold for $2,000 in 1964. That was lot of money at that time in rural Alabama. I needed to be a contributing member of the household. At that young age, I had nothing but my body to generate money.

My dad had no problem selling my virginity. He knew I had a premium commodity: a virgin cunt. He was a brush salesman. He went door to door selling different kinds of cleaning brushes to housewives. Although he did not make much money, he encountered many husbands who would love the chance to fuck a virgin again, especially a young one.

Daddy was a true salesmen. He missed his calling. He should have been a pimp. Not only did he get top dollar for my cherry, he made more money selling seats to watch me lose my virginity. My dad rented a big old tent, like a circus tent. There was a bed in the middle, folding chairs all around. It was kind of like a freak show. It was in the sticks of Alabama, so some folks traveled hours to see the teen girl get fucked by a man 4 times her age for the first time. I was so nervous. I had played around with some farm friends of the four legged variety before, but never had anyone or anything penetrated my pussy yet.

dirty phone sex chubby chickHundreds of horny men off all ages paid to see me deflowered. It hurt so bad too. The guy had a massive cock. Bigger than I ever imagined was possible. There was no romance, no foreplay. Just shoved his massive cock in my tight virgin cunt and fucked me, tearing my hymen. I could see the blood on his cock as he thrust in and out of me. I could hear men slapping their meat as they watched me cry and bleed. It was over pretty quick. But daddy, always seeing $$$, offered men a chance to get some sloppy seconds for $100 a fuck. Over 20 onlookers took him up on his special. I got pregnant for the first time that day. Never have known who the father was of my first born.

I don’t regret being a breeding whore. I helped my family stay afloat in hard economic times; gained an open outlook about sex; and have a big beautiful family that plays together. Sure you only lose your virginity once. But if you can make money off of popping your cherry, go for it. You are only a virgin once, but you can be a whore the rest of your life.

Incest Phone Sex with Granny Cordelia

incest phone sex sexy grannyI was surprised how many guys call me for incest phone sex. I’m on a site more designed for full figured fantasies. But, I love it! I’m a naughty mommy and granny. I was raised in an open family. My daddy played with me, so I play with my offspring and my grand angels. Earlier this week, one of my grandsons spent a few days with me. He tells me all the time what a sexy grandma I am, and how lucky he is to have me. Just the sweetest boy. But he admitted that he is a naughty boy sometimes. I asked him to explain what naughty meant to him. He confessed to playing with himself, touching his pee pee as he called it. I assured him that touching his little pecker was normal and healthy!

He then asked, “Is it normal and healthy to think of my granny when I touch it?” OF COURSE IT IS!!! Especially, if you have a sexpot granny like me. I suggested he touch it in front of me. Told him I would touch myself too. I instructed him to take his clothes off and sit on the couch with me. I too had rid myself of my cumbersome clothing. And there we sat, naked, side by side, touching ourselves. I let him watch me as I came. Let him touch my pussy to feel how wet I got. I then gave him a hand in jacking his little tally whacker. I used my vast experience to show him some guided masturbation techniques so he could make a mess like I did.

He had his first cum with his granny. I was so proud of him. So happy I could be a part of this special moment for him. He had been touching it, pulling at it, but didn’t quite know how to make himself cum, or what an orgasm really was actually. As older, more experienced folks, we have an obligation to spread knowledge and joy to the youth of this world. And, there is no more better knowledge to possess than the knowledge of self love. And there is no better experience than a good hard cum.

I love to teach the little and not so little ones all about the joys of sex. Bet I can teach you a few things too!

Breeding Phone Sex with Cordelia: Making Pregnant BBW Sex Movies

breeding phone sex hot grannyDo you find yourself craving breeding phone sex? I loved being pregnant. Sadly, I am well past my fertile years. But, I did birth me quite a few wee ones in my fertile days. I was raised by my daddy to be a breeding whore. The only way our family was going to stay strong and continue was if I had lots of babies. I did just that. There was a decade where I was pretty much pregnant the entire time. In fact, my father capitalized on me by making a few pregnant bbw sex movies with me as the star. You see many men have a fetish for pregnant sluts, even big beautiful pregnant sluts. My own father got off on my growing belly and milk filled titties. I got even bigger and more beautiful the closer to term I got. My daddy made a few home movies of us fucking while I was pregnant. This was before the digital age, but he still found lots of buyers for his homemade movies. The profits were lucrative, even then.

older bbw sex breeding sexI have a young granddaughter I am grooming to be a breeding whore too. As my daddy always said, “A fertile pussy is a terrible thing to waste.” He was right. My granddaughter wants to earn her keep, plus she loves to fuck. So I shared with her that not only was I once a breeding whore, but I made a few home movies too, and that was how I gave back to my family. Brittany suggested I have a breeding party for her. What a great concept. I mean there are men who prefer older bbw sex, but if we are talking honestly here, there are far more men who want a young tight teen to fuck. Add impregnating a teen into the mix, and you have the recipe for a very profitable and hot endeavor.

pregnant bbw sex movies breeding whoreI started feeling out some of my contacts in the sex industry to discover that I can capitalize even more on breeding my teen granddaughter than my father did with me thanks to modern technology. Not only can I auction off chances to impregnate her for the first time, but I can sell cam sessions to guys all over the world to watch her get fucked at her very first breeding party. Then I can continue pay per view shows as her belly grows. Thanks to the Internet, I can reach far more people into pregnant girl porn, than my daddy could decades ago. There are multiple ways for me to profit off of breeding her young twat. When we sat down to discuss it, she got so excited. Mainly, she was excited to be a contributing member of this family, but she was also so happy to know that so many men would pay for the chance to knock her up, and even more would pay to watch it happen.

breeding phone sex chubby chicksShe has decided she wants to call it “Brittany’s Breeding Bash.” She is making up flyers as I share with my callers that my granddaughter’s young pussy is available to knock up! Be honest with yourself, wouldn’t you enjoy impregnating a young teen with your swimmers or at the very least watch it happen? I bet you have some potent seed too. And, as an added bonus, you get a sexy full figured granny to help guide your cock into her granddaughter’s tiny tight twat. Maybe even watch as I clean your sperm out of her pussy. I enjoyed my time as a breeding whore, but I am going to enjoy passing the torch to my granddaughter even more. A family that breeds together, stays together.

Cum Whore Cordelia

cum whore big tits BBWI’m a cum whore. Ever since I can remember, I’ve been obsessed with the taste, feel and look of jizz on my body. Today I was jonesing for some cum. Not a little, but like a bucket load of cum. So I put on a slutty outfit. Who we kidding that’s all I own! And I went to this trailer where I knew this black dude lives. Every black guy I have fucked is well hung, likes to get dirty and is filled with cum!

I knocked on the door and just said, “I’m a cum whore in need of a fix.” He smiled and inside I went. Didn’t waste time with pleasantries. He wanted to fuck as much I needed to fuck. He was taking his clothes off as we walked to his bedroom. Dang his cock was huge and his balls looked so full of cum. I fell to my knees to swallow his rod. I sucked that monster cock making it even bigger. I could taste his pre cum and I was getting greedy. He wanted to fuck me. He had a hot idea too. He wanted to fuck me with a rubber on. Normally, I’m a bare back girl, but he knew he would fill that condom up with cum.

cum whore grannyHe fucked me hard. Slammed his big thick black dick in and out of my old pink snatch like a gun was at his head. Fast and furious fucking is what my granny cunt needed. He let out a huge moan and I knew he was filling up the rubber. When he pulled it off, my eyes got big. It was filled to the brim. He dumped it down my throat and I guzzled that cum like the dirty cum whore I am. He still had a lot of cum on the head of his cock which he nicely rubbed all over my big tits. I love the feel and look of spunk on my tits.

He told me he has a crew he runs with who love easy white pussy, especially chubby pussy. I told him bring it on. I can’t wait to get gang banged and get my bucket of jizz all over me. I love being a cum whore. No matter how old I am, there are plenty of guys of all ages willing to supply me with all the cum they can spare!

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