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The Power of Blowjobs and Butt Fucking

bbw phone sex hairy pussySo the other day I had to take my car in for some repairs. I had been quoted one price, but when I arrived to get my car, it was a few hundred dollars more than I was originally told. Apparently they had to do some extra work, and there was a miscommunication. I was not prepared to pay more. My son had dropped me off, so I had no way home unless I called him. I needed my car. The manager of the car shop was a young buck. Wasn’t quite sure I could finesse him with my charms.

But, never under estimate the power of a quality blowjob, and a good ass fucking. Turns out many wives don’t give head nor do they swallow, and they certainly don’t give up their backdoor. A hot blooded man of any age, especially if married, will work out a deal with a chubby granny if head and butt fucking are involved. And thank god they will, because I needed my car back.

We went into this dingy back room, and I gave him the hottest, wettest, longest blowjob of his 26 years of life. Made his toes curl. Swallowed his hot spunk, and licked up any drop of cum I may have missed. To get him hard again so he could fuck my ass, I sat on the hood of an old beat up Buick and rubbed my hairy old snatch in front of him. Even fucked the hood ornament. Once he saw that, he was rock hard again. I’m pretty limber for a fat old broad, so I turned around, straddled that hood ornament, and pushed my ass out for him to fuck. I got DP’d by a grease monkey and Buick.

Hell, I would have fucked them both for free, but if it got my car out of holding, I would have blown his whole staff under a car. Never underestimate the power of good head and a tight ass.

Sexy BBW Cordelia

sexy BBW chubby chickThree years ago my son and I took a Vegas trip together. I love Vegas. All the glitz, the glamour and the gambling! When we arrived at the hotel, I was pleasantly surprised to see so many full figured hotties around. Everywhere I looked there were big beautiful women rocking out in sexy little dresses. Turns out our hotel was the host for an annual BBW convention. How did I not know something like this existed? I asked one of the chubby cutties what the conference was all about. “Celebrating that big is beautiful and sexy,” she replied. Well, I am a sexy BBW, and I have always been confident in my curves so I asked her where to sign up.

I attended all sorts of confidence boosting seminars. Learned a lot about what clothes to wear to accentuate the positive. Bonded with fellow BBWs. I even got a sexy BBW make over. A sort of hot glam photo shoot. I got dolled up like I was a Vegas burlesque dancer. Turns out I had quite a fan following for my new sexy look. As I walked through the casino, I was turning all sorts of heads, young and old, male and female. This was quite empowering.

chubby phone sex BBWsThe only head I wanted to turn however, was my son’s. When I got back to our room, his jaw dropped. He thought his mommy looked wicked hot as a sexy bad ass. He pulled his cock right out and it was already hard. I started to undress but he stopped me. He wanted to fuck me in my sexy leather skirt and stockings. I bent over the wet bar and let him fuck me from behind. He grabbed my ample ass and gave me a few good thrusts before he shot his load. He always lasts longer than that! My makeover really turned him on.

I cleaned up a bit, but left his cum inside me. I like to feel it dribble out down my thighs. I marched my hot confident sexy fat ass back to the lobby and joined my fellow sexy BBWs for some drinks . I have always felt confident, but something about being surrounded by lots of BBWs just made me feel sexier. Big girl power rocks. I attend the annual BBW convention every year now. Cum see why fat is better!

Granny’s Old Fashioned Vibrator

chubby phone sex big tits grannyI was remembering my grandma today on her birthday. Spunky old broad, just like me. She was a sexy BBW too. And, I may add, ahead of her time sexually. She had these old fashioned wood washing machines. I thought it odd she had sort of a junk yard of them. I found out one day why, when I walked in on her in the laundry room sitting on top of her old wood washing machine as it was shaking, smoking a cigarette, with a man between her legs. The man was all tied up, could barely move. I thought she was killing him with her thunder thighs.

sexy BBW dominantion matureGrandma explained to me that some men were simply incorrigible. My granny was a dominant bitch with lots of lovers, young lovers who didn’t know how to please a woman. So, she had this procedure to break them. She tied them up, smothered them with her thick thighs and plump pussy, while getting off on the vibrations of the old wood washing machine. My granny was a squirter and she told me that the washing machine made her feel better than some men who couldn’t be bothered to eat her pussy. Different times; oral sex was not necessarily standard protocol! But my granny expected it, demanded it and if she didn’t get it, men got punished until they understood just how important licking snatch was to female pleasure. Washing machines were old fashioned vibrators to women of her generation. She would squirt all over a younger lover so he would know what her pussy could do with the right skill set!

Thanks to my progressive granny, I grew up knowing how I dirty phone sex dominationshould be pleasured and just what to do to a man if he neglected my pussy. If a man wants me to suck his cock, which I love to do, he better go down on me too. If he doesn’t, well I will go get off on a washing machine, make him watch as a machine pleasures me more than he can, and leave him with blue balls. Apparently not all women are like me. Got to teach your boys ladies how to please you, so they can please others. My boys know how to lick pussy, because I taught them! Sex education begins at home.

Blowjobs Phone Sex with Cordelia the BJ Queen

blowjobs phone sex big tits grannyI love giving blowjobs, so no surprise I love blowjobs phone sex. I bet many of you guys out there have never had a blowjob that was so great your toes curled and you thought you would blow a hole in her head. I pass out blowjobs like that, like they are candy. I could suck cock all day long and have a belly full of cum and still want more dick in my mouth. I will suck off any one, but I love those young boys especially. You know the ones I am talking about. Still virgins, stroke their cocks all day long, and need a mature gal to show them how good head can feel. I hate hearing from guys how they went decades without knowing what a great blowjob was suppose to feel like.

The guy I blew today said he had never had a woman swallow his load before. In his 30’s and the chicks just spit it out or made him cum in his hand. I want to throttle women who won’t swallow. I’m a cum whore. I love the way it tastes, looks and feels on my body. I think it’s hypocritical to want a guy to lick your pussy and not swallow his hot load of jizz. I love a cum bath-on my face, down my throat, up my ass, in my pussy, all over my tits… Hell, I’ve given foot jobs before and loved the feel of cum squishing between my toes.

If you need a really good blowjob, give me a call. Real women swallow! Real women wear cum.

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Sexy BBW Cordelia: Fuck Me Like a Porn Star

sexy BBW matureI’m a sexy BBW. I get told this all the time. In fact, the other day, my son suggested I supplement my income by being an escort. I have thought about it in the past, but never had the guts to do it. I assumed that escorts were all young porn star looking women. Turns out guys like all types of women, and there are plenty who enjoy a full figured mature gal like myself. My son took a few pictures of me. I did my best to look classy. Honestly, I can be a high class woman, the kind you take to the opera and discuss current events with, or I can be a trailer park whore you fuck in the ass in the bathroom of a strip club. Call me a switch hitter lol.

I like posing for my son. He seems to elicit the best pictures from me. Of course, afterwards I always get really horny for him. I was looking all classy for my mini photo shoot, then begging for my son to fuck my ass and shoot his jizz all over my face. No so classy, but really hot. I love a creamy facial. Especially my son’s.

What do you think? Would pay for the pleasure of my mouth on your cock? Or your cum on my face? I hope being an escort is pretty much hardcore fucking and not conversation. Sure I can converse like a lady, but I am much more comfortable fucking like a whore.

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Incest Phone Sex: Two Generations of Cock for Cordelia

 

incest phone sex big tits BBWI love the holidays because my family comes to visit me. Not just my offspring and my grand angels, but my siblings and their offspring too. When I was growing up, I played doctor with my brother all the time. We were curious about sex. Eventually we started fucking. Perhaps it’s considered taboo to some, but who better to pop your cherry then someone who loves you? Turns out incest is hot! One of the best fucks I have ever had, and I have had a lot, is my brother. I think because he loved me, he went out of his way to make sure I came hard. He knew women cum first! He would spend hours eating my pussy to get me good and wet for fucking. I always came on his face a few times before I came on his cock too.

We decided to relive old times this weekend. Even though we have both been married, and had a ton of sexual partners, we always gravitate back to each other. If you have fucked a sibling or even a cousin, you know what I mean. My brother still has a massive cock that gets hard for his older sister. I love sucking on his cock too. I never need to suck it to get it hard either. It is always hard in my presence. I just suck it because I love cock sucking. I am very good at it. Ask my daughters. I taught them all how to suck the chrome off a knob and all the men they have sucked off in their lives have me to thank.

My brother can only handle my mouth on his dick for a few minutes. Any longer he says will make him explode too soon. So, he tossed me on my back and started titty fucking me. I have ample boobs. I was on the bed, with my head tilted back and he was slamming his dick between my breasts. I was lost in the moment, when my great nephew walked in and asked what we were doing. My baby brother explained he was giving Aunt Cordelia a breast exam and asked if he wanted to join in. I had him put his tiny pecker in my mouth. I sucked him off as his grand daddy not only watched, but fucked my tits.

Not gonna lie, having my brother cum on my tits while his grandson came on my face goes in the books as one of my greatest all time sexual encounters. A family that plays together, stays together. Don’t you agree?

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BBW Phone Sex: Fat is Where It’s At

bbw phone sex hot grannyI remember when I was a younger girl, I never saw pictures of real women in bikinis. It was all these skinny bitches. Gave me a complex of sorts. But as I got older, I realized guys prefer girls with meat on their bones. So I stopped starving myself to be the imagine of a woman I thought men wanted. And you know what? Once I just let myself be me, eat what I wanted, wore what I wanted, acted how I wanted, I got all the cock I could ever want!

A fat girl is a happy girl. She is not cranky because she is starving. She has some meat on her bones so she can fuck hard and not break. She is not concerned with what society deems appropriate so she will likely do anything! A chubby girl rocking a bikini is proud of who she is, proud of what she looks like. Guys, full figured gals, chubby chicks, or downright two tons of fun ladies are who you should to be fucking to bust your nuts.

bbw phone sex big titsI picked up a guy last night as I was last minute holiday shopping. He told me he loved chubby chicks, especially chubby grannies. I asked him why, and he replied, “Fat girls are not inhibited and they are total whores, not prudes in the bedroom.” Well ain’t that the truth. I of course brought him home to fuck him. And because I am uninhibited and have no hang ups, I fucked him with all the lights on, and blinds open so the neighbors could see too. I’m not hiding my body. I’m proud that I am almost 60 and I can take it in the ass by a man half my age for the neighbors and any passersby to see. He was making my rolls flap too he was pounding my ass so hard. When he was ready to explode, he pulled out and shot his jizz all over my face.

sexy BBW big titsSome say I have no shame; I just say I am proud to be a horny old broad. Trust me, fat is the new improved skinny. My fellow chubby cuties, full figured hotties, zaftig queens, pretty plumpers, buxom beauties and fat foxes are here to help you explore your nasty desires. We can help you shed your inhibitions. Every horny man needs a sexy BBW to fuck.

Sexy BBW Cordelia and the Church Lady

sexy BBW granny big titsI am a Sexy BBW, a mature one at that. I know I am not everyone’s cup of tea. I am sort of that rode hard put away wet, trailer park whore type. The kind of woman that never says no and will try anything once and doesn’t give a rat’s ass about what anyone thinks. It’s my life, I will fuck who or what I want. This morning I got paid an unpleasant visit by some snot nosed woman who is the mother of my eldest grandson’s best friend. Apparently, he told her how I dress and act around them. She decided to make herself the moral police and asked me if I knew Jesus. Yeah, I know who he is and I think he would praise my confidence and agree that this is my trailer so I can dress as slutty as I want, fuck whom I want and drink till the cows come home.

I wasn’t having any of her “I’m a bad role model” for the little ones crap nor any of the “have pride in yourself” bullshit. I do have pride in myself. I’m proud I like to fuck. Proud of my juicy body. Proud to be a whore. Proud to teach my grandson that fucking is a good thing. I told her if she didn’t want her son around me, fine, don’t let him come over, but I was not changing who I was for her. Then I got up, put my big sexy tits in her face and suggested she get laid to loosen up a bit. I think the last time she got fucked, Reagan was president. I went off on her. Shocked the fuck out of her. Guess she thought I was going to be all submissive to the church lady, or some docile granny.

I knew what she needed. I pulled out my big double sided dildo I use to fuck my cunt and ass with and suggested she stick it in one of her holes if she remembered where they were. She looked mortified. Tried to save my “sick soul.” Like a disobedient little one, I threw her over my lap and spanked her. I spanked a grown ass woman. She was the one that needed saving, not me. Started to turn me on actually. I got a little forceful with her, tossed her on the couch, ripped her clothes off and fucked her with that didlo. Initially she was screaming, and pleading for me to stop, but soon she was moaning and begging for more. I knew she needed the cobwebs cleared out of her cunt. Just an old repressed biddy. Not anymore. She didn’t need Jesus. She needed Cordelia to fuck her.

By the time I was done ramming my didlo in her tight holes, she was a different woman. Maybe not the trailer park sexy BBW whore I am, but a much nicer, relaxed gal that was for sure. I don’t understand women who don’t fuck and suck. It’s a much better world when folks are getting laid. Don’t you agree?

Sexy BBW Cordelia: Young Studs Wanted

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sexy bbw mommy dirty whoreSomething about me modeling for him got him all horned up. His cock was bulging through his jeans. I wanted good photos, not distracted ones, so I had to take care of his boner. I crawled over on my knees, unzipped his pants, pulled them down, and stuffed his cock in my mouth. Blew him until he shot a large load of spunk in my mouth. I never will grow tired of swallowing his cum. We went back to taking photos.

sexy bbw fat girl incestThe last few pics, however, I took just for him. I did a couple spread eagle shots showing him my pretty pink cunt. I keep it pretty much shaved for fucking. When he was younger, he loved to play doctor with me. He would pretend to give me a “big girl” exam, spread my pussy lips and look deep inside where he came from. Then he would lick and finger fuck my snatch. Of course he ate me out again. I know no cub I pick up through online dating will ever measure up to my son, but he just can’t be my private sex slave 24/7. We joke though if he ever won the lottery he would set up camp between his mommy’s legs.

Can you blame him? I’m almost 60 and I think I look pretty hot for an AARP member! Fuck MILFS boy, I’m a certified GILF. Grandma I’d love to fuck. I’m gonna score big on Cougar Life, don’t you think?

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Incest Phone Sex with Cordelia: Family Masturbation Games

incest phone sex granny bbwWe have an odd family tradition in my house, but a wicked hot one. Many years ago, I walked in on my youngest son fucking a watermelon. He had just seen that American Pie movie and there was no cherry pie in the house, so he got creative. Cut a hole in the side and slipped his little dick right in. His older brother walked in on him and ratted him out. Became a family joke. He was embarrassed at first, but I assured him masturbation was normal and there was nothing wrong with getting creative. Told him I stuck a squash up my cooter once, not to mention an array of other household fruits and vegetables.

As he got older, we would masturbate together with whatever food items were in the kitchen. I loved teaching him creative jack off techniques. Well, his siblings got jealous and wanted in on the action too so we decided to make the watermelon the official family masturbation fruit. Both my sons use the same watermelon, cut holes on both sides, and cross cum streams inside the wet juicy fruit.  They claim it feels like mommy’s wet cunt! The watermelon is then cut up and my daughter and I use the cum soaked slices to fuck our cunts with. It makes a huge wet sticky sweet mess. The boys then enjoy cleaning up our cunts. They say our pussies taste even better with watermelon juice inside. Then as a family, we all eat the cum soaked fruit that is left. It is very tasty.

It turns into a big family fuck fest. We do it a few times a year. We don’t need an excuse to fuck one another, we have a sort of open family dynamic, but it is pretty hot to get creative, get messy. My son’s boy is now the same age he was when he first experimented with the watermelon. We are letting him in on the family tradition now. We just need to get a bigger watermelon to accommodate 3 hard cocks and two wet pussies.

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