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Fat girls make the BEST whores!

fat girl pornI laughed when I heard the newest bullshit rumor going around ‘fat girls can’t be hos!’ HAHAHA what?! No we are literally the BIGGEST and the BEST whores, always horny and ready for a yummy cummy treat! I’m hungry right now in fact, could use a nice warm drink. White and salty, it’s always been my favorite snack over any of the other junk foods I stuff my fat face with. I can literally feel my stomach cramping right now because no one is bothering to share their yummy cum with me, how selfish can you be? Maybe you need some motivation to see that I’m the girl for you. I told you even though I’m fat doesn’t mean I’m not a whore. I’m always horny, and the only girl who will be as big as a slut as me are those crack whores that only fuck for their next fix anyway. I’m desperately horny and only really want to please you so I can eat up all your cum! That’s what us fatties are all about so how could you ever deny me? You don’t have to tell anyone that you absolutely loved squeezing my ginormous tits, or the way my pussy felt all warm on your cock. You don’t have to admit that fucking me in the ass then watching this fat ho suck your dick till you came is the hottest thing any girl has ever done for you. Oh and if you think that’s impressive you should see what else I’m into…

Tip Me Up And Pour It Out

sexy bbw vivJust like the nursery rhyme “I’m A Little Tea Pot short and stout, here is my handle here is my spout, when I get all steamed up, I just shout, tip me up and pour me out” Only when this tea pot gets all steamed up I want you to tip me up and fill me up not pour me out. I love to be bent over, ass high in the air while you beat it up with that big hard cock like a monkey on a cup cake, fucking this fat juicy pussy hard and fast until you give me that money shot and fill my pussy up with all that hot jizz of yours, all while I am sucking the hard nipples on these huge tits that are in my face. When your done, keep me turned up so it stays inside my pussy like tea in a cup and I will dip my fingers deep inside my vessel pulling out your cum and sucking and licking your juice that is mixed with mine until I am empty and full all at the same time. Big girls just want to have fun you know.

Cum Whore Lois: Attention Slut

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Some people don’t think a thick girl like me belongs at a club, but that’s so not true. I can grind on a pole better than any scrawny chick and I LOVE to fault my big ass too. Every man in the place head’s turn. You know it’s true, otherwise you wouldn’t be looking at my page would you? You know you love chubby girls, but who could blame you? We’re so soft and round that it would be hard not to. Who wants to bang a bag of bones anyway? No one, that’s who. Especially not when you have a real woman like me sitting right in front of you. A woman that loves to eat and won’t worry that swallowing your cum adds to her daily calorie count.
Thick girls like me really know how to please a man. I’m sure you’ve been with a few skinny sluts and by now you know the difference. Don’t worry about what your friends will think, they probably feel the same way you do. A lot of people try to deny it, but you’re better than that aren’t you? You’re a real man, just like I’m a real woman. We both go after what we want. You probably saw my big tits wrapped around that pole and couldn’t resist me, that’s okay. I’d love to show you that I can do more than just make you drool. I can make you squirm and make your toes curl. Once you’ve had me, you’ll never look at another stick figure bitch again I promise that!

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Sexy BBW natural big boobsI’m continually surprised how many men enjoy a sexy BBW. I actually thought this was more of a recent fetish. I don’t really remember much about chubby chasers until the birth of Internet porn. But last week, I was at my parents house, and learned otherwise. My folks wanted me to go through the attic and sort through old things of mine as they were downsizing. I came across a box of porn magazines and pictures that had to belong to my dad. My mom probably has no clue that my dad hid his porno stash in the attic with my old school things.

As I checked out my dad’s porno rags, I was shocked to discover that every magazine, every picture, was a full figured hottie. My own father was a chubby chaser before I was even born. I even found a stack of vintage BBW cartoons. Hot sexy, buxom chubby foxes. Every magazine was filled with women who looked like me. Thick, curvy, big boobs and a nice round ass. My mommy is a stick figure with no boobs. It would likely send my momma to an early grave if she knew that daddy prefers my body type to hers!

chubby porn hot bbwI masturbated as I turned the pages of my dad’s dusty old skin magazines. Looking at women like me from the 70s and 80s, and even before, made my plump cunt swell with excitement. I flicked my clit so many times, I pretty much drained my pussy of all its love juice. I made myself squirt on daddy’s magazines! I’d still be in that attic playing with my pussy if my mom had not called my name, wondering what was taking me so long. When I came back down, I had daddy’s box of naughty surprises in my arms. “I’m keeping this box, the rest can be donated to charity,” I informed my mom. Pretty sure by the look on my father’s face, he knew I had just saved his ass from the wrath of my schoolmarm mommy.

I didn’t do it to save my daddy’s ass though. I just wanted some new spank material for my own!

Dirty Phone Sex: It’s All About That Bass!

 

dirty phone sex whore grannyThere is the song my granddaughter is obsessed with called “All About That Bass.” She walks around the house half naked singing about having all the right junk in all the right places while shaking her nice big ample ass. She has her granny’s ass! I thought the song was about a bass guitar, that’s how old I am. But, my teen granddaughter explained to me it’s a song to celebrate ample booties. I guess it’s a pop version of ZZ Top’s Tush or that Baby Got Back song from the 90s.
I have a big booty. I’m proud of my thick juicy round ass. Guys have been in awe of my junk in the trunk for years. I’m glad to know that there are plenty of men out there who recognize that a fat ass is a beautiful thing, even on a young girl. And that there are songs that don’t shame the booty, but pretty much celebrate it as a work of art. I shake my ass every chance I get. My granddaughter is teaching me to twerk. She says guys love a big bouncing ass. Is that true?
big tits hot assI am likely way too old to be twerking, but it was hot watching my granddaughter shake her big butt in front of my face like that to show me how it’s done. I’m a dirty whore. I couldn’t help but bury my face in her sweet ass as it was bouncing. I pulled her cheeks apart and rimmed her pretty pink rosebud. Licked up and down her taint, even slid a finger in her ass. She kept twerking as I finger fucked her tight asshole.
Before long, I had my big beautiful ass in my young grand girl’s face. I was trying to twerk, but I don’t think that is a dance move made for a 60 year old woman, despite my nice ample butt. But, I did shake my big healthy butt in her face like she did me. She told me my ass smelled yummy. She licked all up and down my ass crack. Tongue fucked her granny’s old asshole. It had my old cunt dripping. She is a great ass eater. I love it when a guy eats my ass too.
chubby phone sex juicy assI’m human. Can’t have a cute teen girl worshiping my ass for long without getting out the strap-on so we can do some old fashioned butt fucking. I lubed up that dildo really good as she had a virgin ass. I told her guys who like girls with all bass and no treble, like to butt fuck, so she needs to get that ass ready if she gonna be shaking her booty like that. I slid it in nice and slow at first. She moaned, grunted a bit, even yelped a few times, but once I got all the way in, she started backing her ass right up on that dildo. She was loving it up the ass. I’m a good granny, so I reached around to play with her swollen clit as I slowly fucked her ass for the first time. Her teen cunnie juice was pouring out her twat. I finger fed her and myself some of that love juice. Girl cunt is one of my favorite flavors.
chubby porn fat assWe spent the entire morning taking turns fucking each other’s asses with my strap-on. Pretty hot to have a granddaughter ready to anally train for cock. I know I’m just practice for the real thing, but I’m enjoying her bass for sure. But, the first real cock she has up her teen ass is going to be so hot to watch. Bet you would enjoy seeing that too. So boys, is it true you like a little more booty to hold at night? Where are my ass men? Anyone want to pop my teen granddaughter’s anal cherry? I’ll keep priming her baby girl asshole with my tongue, my fingers and my strap-on until I find the perfect cock for her pretty tight ass.fat girl porn sexy chubby chick

Big Tits, Fat Pussy, and Wet Mouth All For You For Less

Phone sex specialsGirlfriends are expensive.  You know they are, and when you get a big girl then it’s even more expensive.  You know it is true!  All our stuff is bigger so it costs more, and unless you are taking us to some cheap assed all you can eat place, even taking us out to eat can be super spendy.  It’s not a lie, it’s the truth.  I know I can eat!

However, you too need a break now and then, you gorgeous BBW loving men, you!  So we have specials.  That’s right, discount phone sex, you don’t even need a coupon.  All you have to do is phone one of us plump beauties and tell us which special you would like, then like magic, you get it! Easy peasy big tit squeazy.  You better make sure you have plenty of lubrication because with these rates you will be able to fit in a lot of tit fucking, pussy fucking, and mouth fucking!  You wouldn’t want chaffing, would you? Better safe than sorry.

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Dirty Phone Sex Whore Cordelia

dirty phone sex sexy chubby girlThere was another snow day today, so I had my granddaughter at my place. She is a curious teen girl. I caught her looking at porn on the Internet. I realize all young girls and boys look at such things so I was not worried. What she was looking at, however, perplexed me. It was called hentai porn. My generation had Fritz the Cat, the first X rated cartoon, but compared to hentai, Fritz looked like Garfield. Not only was this cartoon porn, but it was fat girl cartoon porn.

I asked her what the appeal or curiosity was with this stuff. She said the cartoons reminded her of me. I was flattered. She thinks her granny has an awesome body. She even told me, guys like meat on their bones. This is true, I have never had a problem scoring guys with my fuller figure. My grand girl is a bean pole. Some guys like that. She has bee sting boobies, long legs, no butt yet, hairless pussy… A body quite opposite of mine. I let her take a look at my body though. Got down on the floor, spread my legs wide, showed her my plump pussy and round ass, and of course my big tits.

sexy bbw big juicy assShe said my body was better than any cartoon. Well, duh! I fuck and suck better than any cartoon too. I was a naughty granny though. She asked me if big girls taste better than skinny girls. I just told her to find out for herself. She crawled between my legs and started licking my hairy plump snatch. Felt so good to have her between my legs like that too. I squirted on her face. I thought for a moment I had drenched the poor girl, she got all quite. But she was just savoring my juice. I asked her where she learned how to eat pussy so good. She has been experimenting with boys and girls in her class. But she has decided that bigger girls, mature women, taste better. Good to know. I’m gonna turn my granddaughter into my own personal pussy licker. But I bet we could train her to suck your cock too!

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Dirty Phone Sex Fun with Cordelia: The Cougar and the Virgin

dirty phone sex whore BBWI have been doing some private escorting lately. It keeps my life interesting, and pays the bills. I have only been on a few “dates” so far, but this weekend I had a hot one. I showed up at this guy’s house at the designated time wearing the requested sexy lingerie. When I arrived, I saw a very handsome young man. He could have been my son he was so young. But, men love a dirty old cougar. Their money is just as good! Turns out he recently married a virgin and they have yet to consummate their union. I didn’t realize anyone got married without fucking first nowadays. Apparently, he has a really big dick and she cannot handle it. I thought okay, this poor boy is really horny, needs to release some cum, and wants his wife to see how a woman fucks a man. I was going to be a sex ed teacher of sorts.

No. Not at all. I was hired to pop his wife’s cherry. He wanted me to fuck her with a strap on. Thought maybe I could get her ready to take his cock. I love a kinky boy. She was dressed like me, in sexy lingerie. She could have been my daughter. Pretty little thing too. He poured us some wine to break the tension. She was nervous but willing. We flaunted our hot bodies to him before I started fingering and licking her pussy. The wetter a cunt is, the easier the hymen breaks. Not my first virgin, just my first virgin I was paid to pop while her hubby watched. She came a dozen times on my face before I even put my strap-on, on. I had her grinding on my face like a dirty stripper. You could smell how ripe she was a mile away.

Success. I popped her cherry. I fucked her good for about 20 minutes. Could hear how wet she was; how turned on she was. Soon her hubby came over, tapped me on the shoulder, and took his turn fucking his bride’s loosened up cunt. When I put my strap-on on, she started to suck it like it was her hubby’s cock. I looked over his way and he had a huge hard-on he was stroking. She spit on my fake cock, and I slid it right in her tight snatch until I heard the scream and saw the blood. Didn‘t take him long to bust a nut in her either. He was long overdue. I thought that was it, I would be on my way having done what I was paid to do. But, she wanted to fuck me. So, my cum covered strap-on fucked me for while. She was a natural as a dominate girl. She had me in every position possible fucking me too. Her husband was so turned on watching his bride fuck me, he shot another load all over my face and tits. She of course licked his cum right off my body. I was hoping he would fuck me with his huge cock, but his dick is a one pussy kind of dick. At least for now!

I had a good cum too. Squirted all over their couch. The husband paid me well, even threw in a nice tip. The way she made my old cougar snatch purr, I should have paid them. I loved breaking her in for her husband’s big cock. I loved being part of a couple like that. Hopefully, they will invite me back. I want to be on all fours getting fucked by her, while teaching her how to suck properly her husband’s big dick. Maybe you have a wife who would like to join us? As it turns out, I love threesomes.

What’s hiding under your clothes?

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Hello there, sexy. I’ve seen you eying me, watching me. You see me at work, or in the store, or walking down the road. I’m everywhere, everywhere you look. That’s me, the lovely, luscious lady you’ve been dying to get your hands on.

You’re not interested in the dime-a-dozen skinny little things you see prancing all over the place, thinking only of how cute they think they look in their stylish clothes. Not you. No, you want a real woman, a woman who has curves in all the right places, who fills out the clothes she’s wearing such that every item she wears turns into a seductive item of delicious temptation, and all you want to do is unwrap each item from her, from me, and discover what’s hiding underneath.

And once you find out what I’m hiding, I’d very, very much like to see what you’re hiding underneath your clothes. 😉 Why don’t you share it with me? I’m very hungry for a good, juicy cock tonight. My perfect pink pussy is absolutely dripping wet with the anticipation of feeling you fuck me senseless. I look forward to telling you all the amazing things I would do to that fantastic fuck rod of yours. I think I know just where I’d start, too.

High School Crush

Sexy BBWOh man oh man, I have to tell you what happened when I visited my grandmother on Monday.  She had phoned and asked me if I could bring her some things from the store.  I didn’t feel like going out at all but it’s my grandmother, what am I going to say? No?! Of course not!   I got out of my comfy clothes and got dressed and headed to the store.  I made sure to make eye contact with every single good looking guy there, because you never know when one of them might be a closet BBW fucker. I never want to miss a chance to have sex you know.

I go to my grandmother’s house and there is a van in her driveway.  Not like a creepy “Hey little girl want some candy” type of van but a work van.  I got the groceries and went into the house.  My grandmother was sitting at the kitchen table and I could hear someone over by the sink.  I entered the kitchen, gave grandma a kiss and sat the groceries down.  I looked over and there was a guy working on her dishwasher. 

She introduced me to him then her and I had some tea.  He sure was taking a hell of a long time, and I thought that my grandma was paying by the hour so I started to get angry.  I asked her if I should say something to him she said no that she knew it would take a while since she put it off for so long to just let him be.  After a little bit my grandma started to get tired so she went upstairs to lay down which meant I had to stay to keep an eye on the slow poke.

He finally finished and was somewhat surprised to just see me sitting at the kitchen table instead of my grandmother.  I asked him how much it would be and he gave me the invoice.  Holy shit!  I knew my grandma didn’t have that kind of money so I took out my credit card.  We made small talk while he took my credit card information down then handed the card back to me.  He looked at me and said, “I hope you don’t mind me saying but you look almost exactly like this girl in High School I had a crush on.”  DING DING DING, an idea popped into my head.

I told him I would make him a deal.  IF I pretended to be this girl, and allowed him to fuck me aka his High School crush, would he knock off some money from the bill.  He looked shocked!  I was dead serious and he gave in eventually.  I fucked him so well the bill was paid in full.  I am really glad that grandma called me that day and not another family member because it turned out to be one of the best days of last week.