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Handy Man Wanted

cum whore wynonaNothing gets me wetter than a dark, thick, uncut cock. I awoke from my lazy Saturday afternoon catnap craving one. At least one. I slipped a finger under my lacy black panties and gently stroked my clit and thought about my plan of attack. I rubbed myself right until I was about to cum. This could wait, I thought, as I ran a brush through my hair and slipped on a short yellow sundress. This could get much better.

I jumped in my truck and drove over to Home Depot, where a small group of young, strapping construction men stood, waiting for day labor. I rolled down my window and pointed out 3 of the best looking ones, and ushered them over. I asked “can you help me?” They all nodded and jumped in the bed. They had no idea just how much they could help.

I drove until l found a deserted lot, not far off the main drag but close enough that I might get caught. I liked it that way, the thrill of getting caught was so hot. We pulled off and I got out of the cab with a devilish grin. The men all looked around, confused and slightly fearful. I opened the tailgate and climbed up and joined the group. I grabbed one of the man’s hands and slid it up my thigh. “Don’t stop” I commanded as I unbuttoned the jeans of another. I took his thick, semi hard member in my mouth as the first man’s finger slipped expertly inside my pussy. I moaned and felt his dick get harder in my throat. The third man, in awe, unzipped his jeans and started stroking his cock. He was the least attractive of the three, so I figured I’d let him watch and suffer. Haha! But,God how I loved watching him stroke it. I swirled my tongue on the head of the dick in my mouth and sucked and nibbled, moaning as I got finger fucked, hard. I deep throated his rock-hard dick and shoved the other guy’s face into my pussy, smelling my own sweet juices and getting even more turned on. He had an expert tongue and this other guy had a perfect smooth dick. He started tensing and thrusting as I gyrated my hips into this guy’s perfect face. I tasted the saltiness of this man’s cum and forced it deep in my throat as I came, hard, on the second man’s soaking face. I squirted and swallowed at the same time, watching intently as the third man shot his load into the bed of the truck. All of us satisfied, I wordlessly jumped out of the bed & into the cab and drove back to Home Depot. When we arrived, they silently got out. Tired, worn, but somehow more energetic than before. “Thank you boys” I called. “You really, really helped” I threw a wink and blew a kiss. Maybe you can help me next time! Give me a call!

The Power of Blowjobs and Butt Fucking

bbw phone sex hairy pussySo the other day I had to take my car in for some repairs. I had been quoted one price, but when I arrived to get my car, it was a few hundred dollars more than I was originally told. Apparently they had to do some extra work, and there was a miscommunication. I was not prepared to pay more. My son had dropped me off, so I had no way home unless I called him. I needed my car. The manager of the car shop was a young buck. Wasn’t quite sure I could finesse him with my charms.

But, never under estimate the power of a quality blowjob, and a good ass fucking. Turns out many wives don’t give head nor do they swallow, and they certainly don’t give up their backdoor. A hot blooded man of any age, especially if married, will work out a deal with a chubby granny if head and butt fucking are involved. And thank god they will, because I needed my car back.

We went into this dingy back room, and I gave him the hottest, wettest, longest blowjob of his 26 years of life. Made his toes curl. Swallowed his hot spunk, and licked up any drop of cum I may have missed. To get him hard again so he could fuck my ass, I sat on the hood of an old beat up Buick and rubbed my hairy old snatch in front of him. Even fucked the hood ornament. Once he saw that, he was rock hard again. I’m pretty limber for a fat old broad, so I turned around, straddled that hood ornament, and pushed my ass out for him to fuck. I got DP’d by a grease monkey and Buick.

Hell, I would have fucked them both for free, but if it got my car out of holding, I would have blown his whole staff under a car. Never underestimate the power of good head and a tight ass.

Good Morning Sunshine

Titty fucking phone sexLast night was amazing!  The look on your face this morning as you woke up next to me was priceless.  What’s wrong sunshine? Thought you took a skinny bitch to bed with you? Oh no pumpkin, you took a beautiful plumper between your sheets where I took your cock between my ample tits and into my pussy.  You fucked me until we both passed out.  Now there you are, just looking at me.

Here, let me remind you of how it felt to have your dick pumping on these tits of mine.  Don’t be shy, you certainly weren’t last night.  Look right into my green eyes as your thick head pokes out from the top of my breasts.  I can already see the glistening gob of pre-cum forming.  I want to taste it, I want to savor the taste of your cock with the scent of me still on it from last night. 

Grab my tits, press your cock inside of me.  Can you hear it? Can you hear the creamy, wet sound of fuck juice building up?  See, I knew you loved fucking a big girl like me, and the best part of it is that we can do this all day long. 

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Partying it up pretty good before realizing it was closing time and I seemed to have lost my ride. The couple I was getting blasted with invited me down to their place along with a few others. Continuing the party a few of us were left an hour later when my friends retired. Chilling out getting stoned this college guy seemed to be really checking me out. It was just the two of us as the other person was passed out and he introduced himself as Tony as he moved next to me.

There was little talk between us before I was down on my knees, stroking and orally working his hard cock. He was fixated on my huge titties and I could not think of anything hotter than taking his dick between them. These big titties feel so awesome have that meat rod between them. Feeling the motion of his fucking my oiled up tits was such a turn on.

I was drenching wet between my legs before he showered these babies with his load. He stayed hard as he yanked my moist panties aside and stuffed my greedy cunt. Fucking pounding me hard and deep he grabbed at my tit as he thrust another load deep in my slit.

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Blowjobs Phone Sex with Cordelia the BJ Queen

blowjobs phone sex big tits grannyI love giving blowjobs, so no surprise I love blowjobs phone sex. I bet many of you guys out there have never had a blowjob that was so great your toes curled and you thought you would blow a hole in her head. I pass out blowjobs like that, like they are candy. I could suck cock all day long and have a belly full of cum and still want more dick in my mouth. I will suck off any one, but I love those young boys especially. You know the ones I am talking about. Still virgins, stroke their cocks all day long, and need a mature gal to show them how good head can feel. I hate hearing from guys how they went decades without knowing what a great blowjob was suppose to feel like.

The guy I blew today said he had never had a woman swallow his load before. In his 30’s and the chicks just spit it out or made him cum in his hand. I want to throttle women who won’t swallow. I’m a cum whore. I love the way it tastes, looks and feels on my body. I think it’s hypocritical to want a guy to lick your pussy and not swallow his hot load of jizz. I love a cum bath-on my face, down my throat, up my ass, in my pussy, all over my tits… Hell, I’ve given foot jobs before and loved the feel of cum squishing between my toes.

If you need a really good blowjob, give me a call. Real women swallow! Real women wear cum.

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Dear Santa: I Was a Naughty Girl

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I know how to flirt. I checked out my surroundings, and pulled him into the family bathroom that was near us. I locked the door, got down on my knees and sucked his married cock. Despite that ring on his finger, his cock did not act like it belonged to one woman. It was throbbing in and out of my mouth. And he was moaning like his cock had not been sucked in decades. I was happy to polish his knob; make him feel good for a little while.

I reached inside my panties and started rubbing my pussy, which was drenched just from giving him head. I was ready to swallow his load when he pulled me up, ripped my panties off, bent me over the sink and fucked me. My big boobs were pushed against the sink mirror. He held on to my ample ass and thrust his cock deep inside my cunt. His big cum filled balls were slapping on my juicy ass too. He came deep inside my pussy. It was such a hot, naughty, random encounter. I pulled my panties back up, adjusted my skirt, fixed my hair, and went right back in the store like nothing happened. He followed suit.

I guess I should tell Santa I was naughty. With the holidays approaching, give yourself the gift of a sexy BBW for some phone fun. If you are naughty to me, I will be nice to your wallet. Check out our caller specials below. With me you can have more cush for your push and more bang for your buck. 

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Thick, Juicy, and Delicious

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I slowly rubbed my soaked pussy on top of your throbbing cock, before I grabbed it and slid it inside of me. I bounced on your cock and felt my perfect round ass clapping against your thighs. You pulled out suddenly, then threw me on my back because you wanted to taste my delicious pussy. My toes curled and I moaned loudly as you pressed your warm tongue against my clit. It felt so good that I couldn’t stop my juicy kitty from gushing! You swallowed as much as you could, but a lot of still got on the bed.
After I made a nice puddle on your bed, It was your turn to have fun. I sat up, grabbed your massive prick, and pushed it into my mouth. As I swirled my tongue around the tip I could feel it swelling and it started to twitch. Once your fat dick was rock hard I stuffed the entire thing down my throat and gagged on it. I bobbed my head up and all the way down your pulsating cock until you filled my mouth with cum. Then, I opened my mouth wide for you because I wanted to see that I had swallowed every drop.

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Sexy BBW Cordelia: The Cougar and the School Boy

Sexy BBW granny incestI don’t care what anyone thinks, I am a sexy BBW. Perhaps I don’t fit the traditional picture of sexy,  but I have never had any problem scoring with men of all ages. Today, I was a dirty old broad. I spotted this young guy, and I do mean young, like see me around the cell block young. If I was going to wear orange, there was no better reason than that young stud. I approached him and asked him if he had ever been with a cougar. His eyes got big and he shifted his pants. I knew this meant he was popping a chubby in his dockers.

I suggested he come back to my trailer and find out why everyone is talking about older women. He wasn’t even in the door yet when he pinned me against the wall and ripped my shirt off. He manhandled my tits better than men with years of experience. I unzipped his pants and went down like the Captain of the Titanic. What a nice thick hard dick. Perfectly groomed too. His fingers found their way in my panties and he fucked my ass and cunt at the same time with his fingers. Double penetrated my school boy fingers. Made my cougar cunt so wet.

I needed that cock bad. I got on top of him and rode him so hard. My big tits were pounding his young face. We fucked like bunnies all morning. He left me full of cum too. I got one huge school boy cream pie. Before he left, I friended him on Facebook. He told me he would love to fuck me again. I’m gonna have so much fun with that boy. Next time, I am gonna let him fuck me ass.

Incest Phone Sex with Cordelia: Family Gravy is the Best

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When they arrived, I called their names. They came into my bedroom with their cocks out and at attention. I guided father and son into my mouth at the same time. Their balls stacked on top of each other was so hot to me. This was not our first time playing together. Ever since my grandson could walk, we have been playing sexy little games. I really like seeing my son and my grandson’s balls smashed together on my chin.

incest phone sex bbw big titsDidn’t take long to get them hard. Part my amazing cock sucking skills, part the taboo friction of their balls and cocks rubbing against each other. My son immediately put his cock in my ass, while my little grandson, crawled underneath me and put his little hairless pee pee up my old hairy snatch. Again their balls were touching. We got a good rhythm going and their balls were slapping against each other so hard. I can’t get knocked up anymore at my age, sadly, so it’s safe to bare back me. But, my family still loves cumming on me. My son says I look like a work of art with jizz all over my face and tits.

They squirted two nice loads on me too. Early gravy to go with my stuffing. I love that my son is raising a mother fucker just like he was; well, grandma fucker technically. Sure, I am a dirty old broad, living in a trailer park, but I could be a park avenue slut and I would still be a p mommy and p granny. We gonna have a lot of family fun the next few days. I’m gonna be stuffed better than any turkey.

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Happy Veteran’s Day Trailer Park Style

BBW phone sex trailer park grannyToday is Veteran’s Day and wanted to thank all those men and women who have served our country. When I was younger, I remember seeing all these pinup calendars for veterans. In the trailer park I live, there is a community center. So, I decided I would do my own pinup pictures for our veterans. There are quite a few that live in my community. Mostly older, WWII vets, but a few younger vets too. I snapped some sexy pics, printed them off, arranged them like a calendar and hung them up in the community room yesterday with my phone number. I wanted my community vets to know how much I appreciated them.

BBW phone sex chubby big titsI wasn’t home long before my phone started ringing. Guys thanking me for my thoughtful gesture and wanting to pay me a visit. Earl was the first to come by. Silver haired fox in a wheelchair served in WWII. Said he was a widow who had not seen pussy in decades. Poor thing. Of course I had to thank him for his service, so I showed him my cunt. Even straddled that wheel chair and let him finger me. He had some movement in his pants. I unzipped his pants and jacked his old cock until he came all over my titties. Even let him watch as I licked his old jizz off of them. He said that was the closest he has come to fucking in almost 20 years. I felt so good making a veteran cum. Very least I could do for a man who proudly served his country and hadn’t felt a woman’s snatch in two decades. Soldiers deserve pussy and way more.

chubby phone sex granny slutNext veteran to pay me a visit was Jermaine, a young hot black dude who just got home from Iraq. He lost a leg defending his country. Well, I had to say thank you for his sacrifice. I took that black monster in my mouth and sucked him like a vacuum cleaner. When I saw how huge his cock was, I had to fuck him. I straddled him, slid my plump wet pussy down on his cock and fucked him into a frenzy. He came a bucket load of cum. Turned me into an old cum dump. Never fucked a one legged man, but to be honest, his cock was so huge it looked like a leg. Jermaine said he never fucked an old bitch before, but loved it. Said he would be back later to tap my ass. His anaconda will shred my ass, but I am a patriotic girl and will gladly let a veteran fuck my back door on Veteran’s Day. My ass is just as grateful as the rest of me for military service.

All day long, folks came to my trailer for some special Veterans appreciation, which I kindly gave. I gave out 4 hand jobs, 6 blow jobs, 5 fucks and even licked 2 female veteran’s pussies. I’m proud to give back to the soldiers who served our country. The men and women who have served our country proud, deserve to cum for all they have done for me, for our country. All day long I will be giving my thanks in my own special way to Veterans. Continue reading