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Sexy BBW Cordelia and the Church Lady

sexy BBW granny big titsI am a Sexy BBW, a mature one at that. I know I am not everyone’s cup of tea. I am sort of that rode hard put away wet, trailer park whore type. The kind of woman that never says no and will try anything once and doesn’t give a rat’s ass about what anyone thinks. It’s my life, I will fuck who or what I want. This morning I got paid an unpleasant visit by some snot nosed woman who is the mother of my eldest grandson’s best friend. Apparently, he told her how I dress and act around them. She decided to make herself the moral police and asked me if I knew Jesus. Yeah, I know who he is and I think he would praise my confidence and agree that this is my trailer so I can dress as slutty as I want, fuck whom I want and drink till the cows come home.

I wasn’t having any of her “I’m a bad role model” for the little ones crap nor any of the “have pride in yourself” bullshit. I do have pride in myself. I’m proud I like to fuck. Proud of my juicy body. Proud to be a whore. Proud to teach my grandson that fucking is a good thing. I told her if she didn’t want her son around me, fine, don’t let him come over, but I was not changing who I was for her. Then I got up, put my big sexy tits in her face and suggested she get laid to loosen up a bit. I think the last time she got fucked, Reagan was president. I went off on her. Shocked the fuck out of her. Guess she thought I was going to be all submissive to the church lady, or some docile granny.

I knew what she needed. I pulled out my big double sided dildo I use to fuck my cunt and ass with and suggested she stick it in one of her holes if she remembered where they were. She looked mortified. Tried to save my “sick soul.” Like a disobedient little one, I threw her over my lap and spanked her. I spanked a grown ass woman. She was the one that needed saving, not me. Started to turn me on actually. I got a little forceful with her, tossed her on the couch, ripped her clothes off and fucked her with that didlo. Initially she was screaming, and pleading for me to stop, but soon she was moaning and begging for more. I knew she needed the cobwebs cleared out of her cunt. Just an old repressed biddy. Not anymore. She didn’t need Jesus. She needed Cordelia to fuck her.

By the time I was done ramming my didlo in her tight holes, she was a different woman. Maybe not the trailer park sexy BBW whore I am, but a much nicer, relaxed gal that was for sure. I don’t understand women who don’t fuck and suck. It’s a much better world when folks are getting laid. Don’t you agree?

An Early Christmas Gift

BBW pornI know you are out there making that money for Christmas.  You make sure your wife gets exactly what she wants.  You make sure the little ones in your house get what they want.  But what about you?  Do you really want socks? New underware?  A brand new bottle of cologne? A tie?  Let’s face it, Dads get the short end of the stick when it comes to Holidays.  It seems like no thought what-so-ever go into the gifting process for Dear Ole Dad.

What if you could give yourself something that would make you smile?  Make your whole body shudder, tingle, and feel so incredibly good?  Wouldn’t you want to give yourself a gift like that?  Then do so.  It is simple.  All you do is pick up your phone when you have some time alone, and I can help you have the most amazing orgasm ever, and for a discounted price too!  Think of how much stress you could relieve with just a few strokes of your hand, and my voice guiding you along.  Oh and when you do call, please make sure you tell me you want one of the specials listed below, that way your wallet will be happy and so will your cock.

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Dear Santa: I Was a Naughty Girl

sexy BBW big tits chubbyHave you been naughty or nice? I am usually always BOTH. Being good is so hard sometimes. Especially with so many handsome men running around the mall holiday shopping for their friends and family. This weekend I spotted a tall strapping gentleman at the toy store. He had a ring on his finger, most likely shopping for his offspring, but I didn’t care. I wanted him. He just made my plump pussy drip looking at him. I approached him all coy like. Asked for assistance with a game on a shelf I could not reach. Perfect gentleman, got the game for me and we started some flirty chit chat.

I know how to flirt. I checked out my surroundings, and pulled him into the family bathroom that was near us. I locked the door, got down on my knees and sucked his married cock. Despite that ring on his finger, his cock did not act like it belonged to one woman. It was throbbing in and out of my mouth. And he was moaning like his cock had not been sucked in decades. I was happy to polish his knob; make him feel good for a little while.

I reached inside my panties and started rubbing my pussy, which was drenched just from giving him head. I was ready to swallow his load when he pulled me up, ripped my panties off, bent me over the sink and fucked me. My big boobs were pushed against the sink mirror. He held on to my ample ass and thrust his cock deep inside my cunt. His big cum filled balls were slapping on my juicy ass too. He came deep inside my pussy. It was such a hot, naughty, random encounter. I pulled my panties back up, adjusted my skirt, fixed my hair, and went right back in the store like nothing happened. He followed suit.

I guess I should tell Santa I was naughty. With the holidays approaching, give yourself the gift of a sexy BBW for some phone fun. If you are naughty to me, I will be nice to your wallet. Check out our caller specials below. With me you can have more cush for your push and more bang for your buck. 

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Thick, Juicy, and Delicious

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I slowly rubbed my soaked pussy on top of your throbbing cock, before I grabbed it and slid it inside of me. I bounced on your cock and felt my perfect round ass clapping against your thighs. You pulled out suddenly, then threw me on my back because you wanted to taste my delicious pussy. My toes curled and I moaned loudly as you pressed your warm tongue against my clit. It felt so good that I couldn’t stop my juicy kitty from gushing! You swallowed as much as you could, but a lot of still got on the bed.
After I made a nice puddle on your bed, It was your turn to have fun. I sat up, grabbed your massive prick, and pushed it into my mouth. As I swirled my tongue around the tip I could feel it swelling and it started to twitch. Once your fat dick was rock hard I stuffed the entire thing down my throat and gagged on it. I bobbed my head up and all the way down your pulsating cock until you filled my mouth with cum. Then, I opened my mouth wide for you because I wanted to see that I had swallowed every drop.

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Chubby Phone Sex Abduction

Waiting in line at the bank this guy was seriously staring at my breasts. I just shot him a smile and ignored him. Went about my banking and headed out to the mall where I had some shopping to do at Lane Bryant. Browsing through the racks I noticed the same guy coming in the store.
He was collecting a few items likely for his wife I figured it was a coincidence. As soon as I had some items to try on I headed back to the dressing rooms. He stopped me quick to ask my opinion on something he was considering for his wife. We conversed a little and I went on to try stuff on.
As I headed out to my car and started to open the door when it happened. He came up behind me and I felt a prick in my hip as he also held a rag to my mouth and nose. As I awoke I found myself in a strange room and my wrists and ankles bound on a bed. He was there. He smiled and gave me some water to drink that had a slight taste to it and he made sure I drank all of it.

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In a few moments I was relaxed and felt sort of fuzzy and my body was feeling so very good. He untied me and laid next to me as he stripped my clothes off. He tenderly rubbed my breasts and slid a hand between my thick thighs as he sucked on my large breasts. He noticed I was wet and smiled at me as he took a syringe from the bedside table. I barely registered this and felt a pinch and warmth coursing through my veins. He drugged me up and lowered my inhibitions to his own advantage.
He had his cock against me as he continued to suck on my breasts. Rolling me over on my belly he knelt between my spread legs. i felt him take me pushing his thick hard cock in my fat pussy forcing me to take it. He continued until he bust his nut and slid his dick between my plump ass cheeks. Finishing off in my butt he came so hard as he grabbed at my boobs. I was so drugged up and must admit he did make me cum.

 

Sexy BBW Cordelia: Young Studs Wanted

sexy BBW big tits chubbyI am a sexy BBW. A cougar one at that! I recently joined CougarLife.com, an online dating service hooking up older gals like me with young studs. I have a high libido and I need to fuck daily. So I figured adding a few more cubs to my den could never be a bad idea! My son agreed. In fact, he took a few sexy photos of me for my profile. Now that he is older and married with a family of his own, he can’t fuck me like he did when he was younger and under the same roof. He is such a good boy wanting his mommy to get laid like she needs too!

sexy bbw mommy dirty whoreSomething about me modeling for him got him all horned up. His cock was bulging through his jeans. I wanted good photos, not distracted ones, so I had to take care of his boner. I crawled over on my knees, unzipped his pants, pulled them down, and stuffed his cock in my mouth. Blew him until he shot a large load of spunk in my mouth. I never will grow tired of swallowing his cum. We went back to taking photos.

sexy bbw fat girl incestThe last few pics, however, I took just for him. I did a couple spread eagle shots showing him my pretty pink cunt. I keep it pretty much shaved for fucking. When he was younger, he loved to play doctor with me. He would pretend to give me a “big girl” exam, spread my pussy lips and look deep inside where he came from. Then he would lick and finger fuck my snatch. Of course he ate me out again. I know no cub I pick up through online dating will ever measure up to my son, but he just can’t be my private sex slave 24/7. We joke though if he ever won the lottery he would set up camp between his mommy’s legs.

Can you blame him? I’m almost 60 and I think I look pretty hot for an AARP member! Fuck MILFS boy, I’m a certified GILF. Grandma I’d love to fuck. I’m gonna score big on Cougar Life, don’t you think?

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Chubby PhoneSex with Glenda: Danger Curves Ahead

chubby phone sex sexy bbwI know some people think I am too big to wear itsy bitsy teeny weenie bikinis. Fuck them. I am a big beautiful woman, proud of my curves. So proud in fact that this morning, I put on my favorite little red bikini and held an impromptu car wash. Any time I need some fast cash this is what I do. It is amazing how many men, even ones with clean cars, will pay good money to have their car washed by a curvy beauty squeezed into a red bikini. I think anyone who believes I should not wear a bikini, is just jealous that I have a nice juicy body. Big tits and a big ass need to be on display.

And that is just what I did. I put them on display on the hood of cars and trucks in my community. I used my body as a human sponge and soaped up almost a 100 cars. My 40 EE natural boobs, are actually, natural sponges too. My curves washed windshields and hoods galore. My soft body is better on a car than those car wash bristles any day. I made about $1500 washing cars in my driveway in a bikini today. Do you know how many folks don’t make that in a week?

chubby phone sex BBW fat girlOne guy whose car I washed earlier in the day, came back later and waited until I was done. He wanted to know if I ever thought of escorting. He said a chubby cutie like me could make bank just working one or two nights a week. In fact he offered me $1000 right then to fuck him. I would have fucked him for free as he was really hot, but I am not stupid. It’s the holiday season! More money to shop with.

I took him in my house and rocked his world with my curves. When he slid his hard cock between my tits he came instantly on my chest. He apologized for cumming so quickly. He said he was just over powered by my smoking hot curves. Lucky for me he got hard again quickly when I sucked his cock and fucked me for hours. I think I may just have to consider this escort thing. Getting paid to do what I like anyway and to flaunt that fat is where it’s at? It’s a no brainer.

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Big Fat Juicy Peach

Phone sex fetishWouldn’t you love to sink your teeth into a nice big, round, succulent, juicy peach?  Okay maybe not sink your teeth into one, but certainly lick up that sticky sweet juice. I know you wanna. It just so happens that you, my friend, are in luck. Yes. Indeedy.  You see, I just so happen to have a big fat juicy peach that you can nom on all you want. I promise it will feel so good against your tongue, so soft, so ripe, so YUMMY!

There are other things you can use to enjoy the fullness of my Peach.  You could use your cock.  That’s right.  You could get between my legs and plunge your hard cock into pink peachy goodness, right up to your balls!  Plus, I’m pectin free!  That means no nasty acidic burns on your delicate areas.  Also, I am calorie free, you can eat all you want and not gain one single ounce.  As a matter of fact you will lose some weight, one cum shot at a time!

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Incest Phone Sex with Cordelia: Family Masturbation Games

incest phone sex granny bbwWe have an odd family tradition in my house, but a wicked hot one. Many years ago, I walked in on my youngest son fucking a watermelon. He had just seen that American Pie movie and there was no cherry pie in the house, so he got creative. Cut a hole in the side and slipped his little dick right in. His older brother walked in on him and ratted him out. Became a family joke. He was embarrassed at first, but I assured him masturbation was normal and there was nothing wrong with getting creative. Told him I stuck a squash up my cooter once, not to mention an array of other household fruits and vegetables.

As he got older, we would masturbate together with whatever food items were in the kitchen. I loved teaching him creative jack off techniques. Well, his siblings got jealous and wanted in on the action too so we decided to make the watermelon the official family masturbation fruit. Both my sons use the same watermelon, cut holes on both sides, and cross cum streams inside the wet juicy fruit.  They claim it feels like mommy’s wet cunt! The watermelon is then cut up and my daughter and I use the cum soaked slices to fuck our cunts with. It makes a huge wet sticky sweet mess. The boys then enjoy cleaning up our cunts. They say our pussies taste even better with watermelon juice inside. Then as a family, we all eat the cum soaked fruit that is left. It is very tasty.

It turns into a big family fuck fest. We do it a few times a year. We don’t need an excuse to fuck one another, we have a sort of open family dynamic, but it is pretty hot to get creative, get messy. My son’s boy is now the same age he was when he first experimented with the watermelon. We are letting him in on the family tradition now. We just need to get a bigger watermelon to accommodate 3 hard cocks and two wet pussies.

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Baking with Ashley

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Christmas is my favorite time of year, and I LOVE To bake. This year I’m making my special sugar cookies iced with pink frosting. Everyone loves them.

But what they don’t know is how I get my special ingredients. I use my special g spot vibrator and fuck myself over and over until I have enough of my cum to replace the water in my recipe.

I mix the ingredients and spoon them onto a greased cookie sheet. I have a sweet tooth myself and can’t help but to eat one or two. It’s like eating my own pussy! I bake my moist cookies at 350 for 11 to 15 minutes.

The aroma that fills the house is just wonderful. Then I ice my pussy cookies with the sugary pink icing and hand them out to all the families in my neighborhood…

The little ones really love my pink pussy cookies.

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