Gigantic Tits Got Me Out of Jury Duty

gigantic titsI have gigantic tits and let me tell you how handy they are sometimes. I got called to jury duty. I don’t have time for that shit. I would rather talk dirty with you and fuck my married lovers then sit in a courtroom for who the fuck knows how long. I thought if I showed off my curves, I could flirt with the right person to get me out my American obligation. I knew I couldn’t wear certain clothes or I could be arrested, so I put on a tight black dress that showed off my ample curves. I scouted the area to see who I needed to fuck. I discovered it was Scott. He was the man in charge of checking jurors in. I licked my lips and flirted. I can be fucking charming when I want to be. I had his attention, well my boobs had his attention. I asked him what it would take to excuse me from service. He asked me a series of questions, none which applied to me. I whispered in his ear that I was a great cock sucking slut. Now I had his full attention. We ducked into the staff’s bathroom and I gave him the best head of my life. I let him titty fuck my big knockers too. He was a minute man, but I didn’t care. He was not a guy I wanted to fuck. He was what I call a means to an end. I made a geek clerk feel special for a few minutes and now I am home and able to do what I do best. Make men cum. If you have a a sexy body like mine, you can get what you want and what you need. You just might have to fuck a few nerds along the way.

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