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Sexy BBW Glenda

Sexy BBW natural big boobsI’m continually surprised how many men enjoy a sexy BBW. I actually thought this was more of a recent fetish. I don’t really remember much about chubby chasers until the birth of Internet porn. But last week, I was at my parents house, and learned otherwise. My folks wanted me to go through the attic and sort through old things of mine as they were downsizing. I came across a box of porn magazines and pictures that had to belong to my dad. My mom probably has no clue that my dad hid his porno stash in the attic with my old school things.

As I checked out my dad’s porno rags, I was shocked to discover that every magazine, every picture, was a full figured hottie. My own father was a chubby chaser before I was even born. I even found a stack of vintage BBW cartoons. Hot sexy, buxom chubby foxes. Every magazine was filled with women who looked like me. Thick, curvy, big boobs and a nice round ass. My mommy is a stick figure with no boobs. It would likely send my momma to an early grave if she knew that daddy prefers my body type to hers!

chubby porn hot bbwI masturbated as I turned the pages of my dad’s dusty old skin magazines. Looking at women like me from the 70s and 80s, and even before, made my plump cunt swell with excitement. I flicked my clit so many times, I pretty much drained my pussy of all its love juice. I made myself squirt on daddy’s magazines! I’d still be in that attic playing with my pussy if my mom had not called my name, wondering what was taking me so long. When I came back down, I had daddy’s box of naughty surprises in my arms. “I’m keeping this box, the rest can be donated to charity,” I informed my mom. Pretty sure by the look on my father’s face, he knew I had just saved his ass from the wrath of my schoolmarm mommy.

I didn’t do it to save my daddy’s ass though. I just wanted some new spank material for my own!

Dirty Phone Sex: Breakfast Fit For an Incest Queen

dirty phone sex hot BBW grannyMy daughter showed up this morning for breakfast. She decided she missed her mommy and wanted to make us pancakes. I always made my offspring pancakes, eggs and bacon on the weekends. Was a family ritual. I’m what you would call a dirty mommy I guess. I have long played with my son and daughter since they were knee high. Incest is a way of life for me. I love my offspring equally, it is just that I see my son more often because he lives closer. So when she showed up I was so happy. My old pussy got wet just seeing her beautiful face.

She brought all the fixings to make me a breakfast fit for a queen, and Incest Queen! I was watching her stir the batter and I just got super horny thinking of all the boy batter we shared with her brother and her daddy when he was around. I came up behind her to start rubbing her clit. I got down on the floor so I could eat her pussy while she stirred that batter. Things heated up pretty quickly. Before long we were rolling around on the kitchen floor licking batter of each other’s bodies. My tongue explored every inch of her just like I did when she was younger. She has a sweet tasting pussy and ass.

dirty phone sex analShe loves to please her mommy too. Ever since she was knee high, she would put on little shows to entertain me and her brother. This morning I got a special show just for me. And it was wicked hot. She poured the pancake batter all over her pussy and ass and started masturbating. I spread my legs and started rubbing my clit as I watched her rub it all over herself. Just when I thought it couldn’t get any hotter, she took the wired whisk she used to stir the batter, and shoved it up her ass. She fucked herself with a kitchen utensil, using the pancake batter as lube. I squirted all over the kitchen floor watching that. You would too!

I even helped her, by fisting her ass with that batter. My sweet girl always has been little anal Annie. She loves anything up her ass. And, I of course love to watch her experiment with various items up her backdoor. She got upset though afterwards, thought she had ruined breakfast because all the pancake batter was up her ass. “Nonsense,” I told her. I scooped up all the batter from her ass and pussy, put it in the bowl and we had pancakes with some special flavoring. All in all it was a perfect Monday morning! Want to have breakfast with us? Never can get enough protein in my diet!

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Disappointed

BBW naked womenI am so disappointed.  Yesterday I was supposed to meet up with my friend Sarah.  Her and I have been friends for a long time and when we were growing up we would play with each other.  I’m not talking about having tea parties, I’m talking about eating each other out, sucking on one another’s tits, finger banging one another’s pussies.  The good type of playing. 

I was looking forward to having a full day of playtime with her when she phoned me late Friday night to tell me that she couldn’t come over because she was sick.  I could tell she really was too.  She sounded so horrible.  I tried really hard to not sound too disappointed because it wasn’t her fault she was sick after all.  I talked to her for a bit then I let her go. 

There I was, all ready for our day together.  I had all my toys out, I had her favorite music ready to go, and I even cooked so that we could eat something in between pussy munching sessions.  I have been pouting all weekend.  I keep thinking about all the things we could of done.  I’m not sure what I can do to make myself feel better, but maybe you can help me think of something.   She is supposed to come over in April (we live pretty far away from each other) so hopefully instead of having just one day together, we can do a whole weekend, or maybe I can go to her place before then.

Incest Phone Sex with Granny Cordelia

incest phone sex sexy grannyI was surprised how many guys call me for incest phone sex. I’m on a site more designed for full figured fantasies. But, I love it! I’m a naughty mommy and granny. I was raised in an open family. My daddy played with me, so I play with my offspring and my grand angels. Earlier this week, one of my grandsons spent a few days with me. He tells me all the time what a sexy grandma I am, and how lucky he is to have me. Just the sweetest boy. But he admitted that he is a naughty boy sometimes. I asked him to explain what naughty meant to him. He confessed to playing with himself, touching his pee pee as he called it. I assured him that touching his little pecker was normal and healthy!

He then asked, “Is it normal and healthy to think of my granny when I touch it?” OF COURSE IT IS!!! Especially, if you have a sexpot granny like me. I suggested he touch it in front of me. Told him I would touch myself too. I instructed him to take his clothes off and sit on the couch with me. I too had rid myself of my cumbersome clothing. And there we sat, naked, side by side, touching ourselves. I let him watch me as I came. Let him touch my pussy to feel how wet I got. I then gave him a hand in jacking his little tally whacker. I used my vast experience to show him some guided masturbation techniques so he could make a mess like I did.

He had his first cum with his granny. I was so proud of him. So happy I could be a part of this special moment for him. He had been touching it, pulling at it, but didn’t quite know how to make himself cum, or what an orgasm really was actually. As older, more experienced folks, we have an obligation to spread knowledge and joy to the youth of this world. And, there is no more better knowledge to possess than the knowledge of self love. And there is no better experience than a good hard cum.

I love to teach the little and not so little ones all about the joys of sex. Bet I can teach you a few things too!