I want to get fucking drunk today. Wasted as can be! I want to be slutty drunk and all because of St.Pattys Day. I don’t know a thing about this day or why the fuck it was made but I just see it as a way to get fucked! And drunk of course! I actually have already started drinking and getting my pussy nice and warmed up. It’s slippery and wet and oh so fucking ready for that nice juicy cock of yours. Come on baby today is all about fun…get away from everyone and everything else and give me a call. We can drink together and fuck like horny little bunnies and by the end of the day your balls will be drained and my sweet cunt will be filled with your cum. And baby… I know how good we’ll be feeling! Alcohol and cumming seem to do that to people…Come on baby let’s take advantage of this day and make it kinky and fun!
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Let’s get drunk and fuck for St Patty’s Day!
BBW Rack on the Track
One of my girlfriends asked me to go with her to the track today for a jog. Well as you can see I am not the most petite girl around but I figure why not, this BBW can keep up with the rest of them and most times beat the best of them. So I put on my hot pink little track suit and met her up there. Of course it was a beautiful day out and the track was jamming with a bunch of hot dude in their nylon basket ball shorts. A couple of guys in particular caught my eye I knew right off the rip they were brothers. They were in the middle of the track stretching and when they bent certain ways you could see their packages and the outlines of their big mushroom helmets. I wasn’t sure about my girlfriend but this had my plump pussy flowing. I stood to the side of them and began my stretches but first I made sure to unzip my little hoodie fully exposing my big tits to the point where they were going to fall out with one wrong bend or stretch. One of the brothers was eyeballing me pretty good and I knew he liked what he saw. It made me feel damn good and boosted my confidence all that much more…here we are at a track with all these tight little bodies bouncing around and he couldn’t take his eyes off of my nice thick ass. I was done stretching so I took off on the track catching up to my friend. With every stride I could feel my big monster fun bags bouncing up and down and it’s no joke when they say a girl can knock herself out with her jugs because at times it felt like they were going to hit me in my face. That’s okay though I made sure I had a nice rhythm going as I passed my hottie and the look on his face when he seen my gigantic jugs bouncing up and down was as though he just nutted all over himself. About ten laps around the track and this big girl was spent….all the while he stayed hot on my big ass. I know this because when I left and headed for the locker rooms he was coincidentally headed in the same direction. I knew that is when it was time to jump on my prey. I grabbed ahold of him by the crotch and quickly led him into the shower. I told him that he was about to get the chubby chaser special because I was a hungry bitch after all that jogging. I dropped down to my knees as the water ran over us and starting sucking his rock hard dick into my mouth. He reached down and tweaked my over sized nipples. I took one of his hands and placed it on the back of his head and mumbled with his meat in my mouth “feed this big girl” and boy did he ever serve me his sausage with a nice cream sauce. I think I may have to make jogging a new hobby as long as I get to have lunch afterwards just like today!
All of This
I love a man who can appreciate a BBW for all that she is. I fully embrace my body and I am totally comfortable in my skin. I just need a man who can handle all of this. I have some meat on my bones that offers a fair amount of cushion for when you’re pushin’ that dick deep into my smooth plump puss. I have a nice set of triple D tits adorned with enormous soft pink nipples that love to be latched onto and suckled. Once you wrap your lips around my over sized nipples it’s guaranteed you will not want to let go. My ass is round and has just the right jiggle when you stand behind me and watch it ripple as you pound your meat into my fuck hole of your choice. Oh…let us not forget my sweet bald plump pussy. Fat luscious lips just waiting to be separated with your tongue only to expose my nice sized love button. Take it between your teeth and give it a nibble then watch the sweet cream come flowing out of my chubby juice box. If you think you can handle all this I challenge you to bring it on.
BBW Titty Fucking Phone Sex Specials
All of my callers are fascinated with my gigantic tits. Of course I don’t blame them. I am kind of fascinated with them too. My nipples are so sensitive and I just love having them pinched and sucked. I love to feel a hot wet mouth and warm breath on them, making them hard as pebbles, even if it is my own. Yes, I often get horny during calls and you may hear me slurping on one of them as I take it into my own mouth. Mmmm, feels so good. The best thing about these big beauties is how they feel wrapped around your cock. They are nice and soft, like pillows and I make sure to lotion them up frequently so the skin is soft and smooth. I have been told it feels like fucking satin. Can’t you just imagine getting them lubed, so they are nice and slippery and sliding your cock through the valley between them. Let’s just make sure the lube is edible, because I cant resist sucking your head into my mouth as it comes out the top of my cleavage.
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Eat my fat pussy
The harder you pumped me, the faster my ass bounced. You slapped it a few times and you were breathing hard. I knew it wouldn’t be long until you were coming. But, I wanted more. I pulled away and rolled over on my back. Your wet cock was waving in the air ready to explode. I wasn’t giving this fat pussy up that easy. Time to make you work for it.
“Eat my pussy.” I ordered. I hooked a plump leg around your neck and pulled you down into my wet pit. My juicy cunt needed that tongue and, oh yes, you were gonna slurp it. I heard you trying to breathe through the sloppy wetness and I laughed, making my belly jiggle.
You gotta give a fat girl a try. It’s like being on a human slip n slide. We pull you in and take you for a ride that you won’t soon forget. Not just another pretty face here. We’re the total package and the man who loves a fat girl once will never want anything else.
BBW Sandy Can Heat Your Meat
It sure can get cold on a dark snowy night. I have the perfect remedy to warm you and your cock up. There’s nothing like laying next to a BBW and absorbing the heat her body radiates. We have natural hand warmers, just slide them hands up under my big fat tits and they are sure to stay warm…. watch as my extra large nipples get hard from the touch of your cold hands. They look so yummy you must invite them into your mouth. Before you know it you are covered in my soft luscious body licking and sucking every inch of me from head to toe. Those hand warmers you soon find out they also double as a dick warmer and I grab your hard cock and slide it between my over sized breast and let you thrust it back and fourth, creating some nice friction. By now you can feel my warm juices as they flow down my legs. You begin to trace the trail of my wetness up my thighs and find my plump cream puff just waiting to be licked and filled with your fuck rod. I get on all fours with my fun bags dragging across the bed sheets my nipples are so fucking hard feeling you reach forward to grab them and your prick finds itself inside my fat wet pussy lips just beginning to enter my tight dripping wet cunt. I feel a pop as you thrust your fat throbbing mushroom head inside of me. I take your hands and place them on my fat ass giving you permission to ride me deep, and you do making me scream and cream all over you. Oh there is more….so much more to explore….this is just the warm up exercise.
Hungry and Horny!
I love to fuck married men!
The men who come to me are always married.
They are married to some skinny bitch, who never pays attention to him or his cock.
My sexy neighbor is married to one of those.
She made the mistake of letting her husband leave home, hungry and horny.
He came over to help me with something at the house.
While he was working I made him a yummy snack that turned into a dinner.
He could not keeps his eyes off my body as I walked around in next to nothing.
My food made his mouth water and my body made his cock throb and drip pre cum.
I spilled a little bit of food on my big titties and he licked it off!
It made my body tingle and I grabbed his cock as I kissed him.
I fed him, now it’s time to fuck him.
I am going to rock his fucking cock until he blows his load deep in my juicy pussy!
If your wife leaves you hungry and horny, I will feed you!
Springtime Masturbation Show
It may be only the first week of March, but we are having some gorgeous weather here in the South. It has me looking forward to Spring. I love the warmer weather. All Winter I am cooped up inside but as soon as the warm weather starts, I begin shedding clothes and getting outside. It is a good thing I have a privacy fence, because I seldom wear much once warm weather sets in.
That privacy fence doesn’t stop my nosy neighbor next door from peeking though. He has yet to approach me, but last Summer he watched me sunbathing topless quite often. I secretly love knowing I am being watched. It gets me really hot. I would put on shows just for him. I would pinch my nipples and get them nice and hard and massage my breasts with tanning oil, making them glisten in the sun. A few times, I would even masturbate for him. I would pull my bikini down, and spread my fat pussy lips, exposing my clit, which would be nice and plump from being so turned on. I would rub my clit with my oiled finger and dip two inside my pussy, I would hook those two upward, reaching my g-spot, and come large amounts of girl cum, groaning really loudly so that he could hear how much I was enjoying performing for him. I wonder how many times he jerked his cock while watching me play with my tits and pussy.
I think this year, I will approach him and see where it leads. It could be lots of fun for this BBW.
Fat Women Masturbating in Public
Fat women masturbating is what you should be watching instead of ESPN! I have a group of girlfriends who are thick and juicy like me. We are trying to change perceptions with a little exhibitionist sex. We are sexy bitches who rock our curves. We put skinny girls to shame in the confidence area. We were at a Pearl Jam concert over the weekend. Outdoor venue, we had lawn seats. We consumed a lot of adult juice boxes (our name for wine in a box). I took off my top first, started fondling my big boobs. My girlfriends followed suit. Soon we had a crowd gathered around us; all male of course. With a wall of men surrounding us, we lost our bottoms too. I finger fucked my fat slit, while a small army of men egged me on. They were chanting to me to squirt. Eddie Vedder was jamming in the background, as a posse of fat girls jammed fingers in their cunts. The more the guys egged us on, the harder we fucked our cunts. I squirted all over the place. It looked like I was pissing in the wind. Our onlookers started stroking their dicks, much to the chagrin of their female companions. I couldn’t just watch men stroke their big hard cocks. I had give some head. My girlfriends all fell to their knees too. I kept my eyes open so I could look at the pissed off look in the eyes of the girls that were with the mean we were blowing. Those skinny skanks were just jealous of our curves and deep throat abilities. A man prefers a sexy BBW over a bitchy, needy skinny girl any day. A few big beautiful girls turned the lawn of a rock show into a fat girl fuck fest. Skinny girls need to beware.
My Favorite Sauce
I’m in the local supermarket, getting my cravings satisfied so I can get my “cravings” satisfied later. I’m in aisle 10 trying to get the marshmallow sauce off the top shelf, which normally isn’t a problem for a big girl like me, but this is the last jar. Waaaaaay the fuck back there, oh dear. I’m about to find a stock boy to see if there are more jars in the back when I feel a very large hand squeeze my ass cheek. Next thing I know I have a large, manly body pressed against mine, reaching for the jar. My tall and sexy stranger tosses the jar into my cart, hand still firmly squeezing my ass cheek, the cocky bastard. “I know of a great way to eat that.” He says lowly in my ear, leaning down so no one else will hear him.
Sold! We go through the check out and drive back to my place, screw foreplay, we both strip down in record time and I have him on his back buck assed naked, fuck rod proudly, and I mean PROUDLY stood at attention. I slathered that bad boy with the marshmallow sauce and licked up and down the shaft, sucking each hairy ball in my mouth for a damn good polishing. I flipped him onto his stomach and scooped some into his asshole, leaning forward to really chow down. His moans and groans are the sexiest thing I have ever heard as I nibbled and chewed on his asshole, tongue poking in and out.
I’m on my knees with that glorious piece of meat plunging in and out of my fat ass, balls deep and hitting my knees. He slaps his massive hands on my cheeks as he rides me until his marshmallow sauce leaks into my hungry hole. My favorite snack!



















