I want to get fucking drunk today. Wasted as can be! I want to be slutty drunk and all because of St.Pattys Day. I don’t know a thing about this day or why the fuck it was made but I just see it as a way to get fucked! And drunk of course! I actually have already started drinking and getting my pussy nice and warmed up. It’s slippery and wet and oh so fucking ready for that nice juicy cock of yours. Come on baby today is all about fun…get away from everyone and everything else and give me a call. We can drink together and fuck like horny little bunnies and by the end of the day your balls will be drained and my sweet cunt will be filled with your cum. And baby… I know how good we’ll be feeling! Alcohol and cumming seem to do that to people…Come on baby let’s take advantage of this day and make it kinky and fun!
Category: Dirty phone sex
BBW Sex
If you look up the word voluptuous in the dictionary you will find my picture. I have all the right junk in all the right places and I know how to work this body in the most sensual and passionate ways.
Most people think BBW stands for Big Beautiful Woman, but this BBW is Bigger Better Wetter.
I love to wear tight fitting clothes to show off all my curves and sashay right by you, watching your eyes as they follow me.
I know your cock is getting harder in your pants and that makes my pussy wetter. Just when I am at the right spot, I drop my purse and bend over jut so you can see my plump ass rise into the air in my thighs skirt. There is a slit up the back of my skirt and it reveals my thick thighs.
I know your going to go home and stroke that hard cock while you think about BBW sex with me. I know because I am going to go home and fuck myself with my favorite glass dildo while I think about how hot it made me to feel your stare.
Bad Girl
Everyone loves a hero…no one wants to be the bad guy. Except me. I love being the bad guy, I love being the mean bitch who thinks she’s better than everyone else…and I love the consequences that come with being the bad guy. Who doesn’t love humiliation? I know that it’s my favorite part of getting what I deserve, getting what I had coming to me for being the bad and evil mean bitch I’ve been. It doesn’t matter who I’ve been tormenting…as long as they rise up and give me the justice I deserve. May I be bent over in my fishnet stocking taking a vegtable up my ass, or feeling my cheeks jiggle as an egg is cracked in the middle…regardless that’s what I want. Through my screams and begging, you can’t hear a thing…only the muffled whimpering. It did make me wet, it made me so wet. I was a bitch, the hero’s bitch and I loved it. I’d been a bad girl.
Sexy Phone Chat and a Sizzling BBW
So you have a thing for sexy phone chat with a sexy BBW. I am glad to have gotten your attention as I am a complete whore for cock, some call me a cum whore, and I am fine with that! If you have never talked to me then I suggest you start so you can get a real feel for how raunchy I like to get.
You really should not be shy about your desire for dirty phone sex and big titty fucking as you are missing some of the hottest fucking. I am not shy about my desire for BBC, (that’s big black cock) and I never tire of feeling a long hard dick between my big titties and a gooey load blasted all over these titties or my bodacious ass.
You know I cheat on my little dick white husband all the time with some nigger cock and will keep doing so. If that bothers you maybe you should prove to me that your white boy cock is big enough to please this hungry fat cunt.
Breeding Phone Sex
The phone rings. From the first hello my heart beats faster and my nipples start to tingle. The sound of your voice sends every nerve in my body into sensory overload. I can feel my pussy contracting and the moisture is building. Both of our breathing is becoming labored and the sexual connection is undeniable. Then the call changes from all of our other calls. You tell me how much you would love for me to have your baby. How you think that I would be the perfect breeding whore. You want me to be yours forever. You want to keep me barefoot and pregnant. I hear you jerking off hard as you tell me how much you would love to see my voluptuous body swell with the seed you planted. How you would love to suckle my milk filled tits. I am about to explode. It ‘s our first breeding phone sex call and it is driving me crazy. The tables have turned and instead of me keeping you on the edge. Instead of me being in control of our call, you have taken the reigns. It is so hot baby!
Fat Lard
I was just trying on clothes…just seeing what my sexy bbw body could fit. I put on my favorite pair of fishnets and was bent over putting on a pair of heels when my closet door opened. I could see behind me that it was my stupid cunt of a maid. She had the audacity to walk in there with me trying on clothes?! Doesn’t this black bitch know any better? Hmm, I guess not! I whirled around pissed off she was so blatantly disrespecting my privacy, ready to put this bitch in her place. I told her she was worthless and she was fired. Instead of bursting into tears and running off crying as I wanted and expected, she mouthed off to me. Called me a FAT lard! Naturally, a cat fight started. I won’t put up with ANYONE talking to me like that. However, this tiny black bitch was stronger than I anticipated and before I knew it I was on the floor knocked down and helpless. She took advantage of this and shook my ass, calling me fat and telling me to admit it. She was far from done though… I was in that closet for hours being put in my place. I got to taste her ass on a pair of my panties, my butt was covered in eggs with one of my high heels sticking out. She’d even written “Fat Lard” in lipstick on my ass. I really was pathetic, and she truly did get the best of me…
BBW Ass Whore
Skinny bitches may have butt, well, they most certainly do NOT have ASS! I’m a nasty ass whore with badonk to spare. Each butt cheek is a work of magnificence, round globes of booyah just waiting to be bitten. Come and squeeze your face between my cheeks and motorboat my asshole. Let me jiggle on your face and smother you to almost dead, I guarantee you’ll die happy. You want a show? Let me shimmy and shake till each cheek is rolling and bouncing for your enjoyment. After my ass dance is done, let me enjoy your ass. That’s right, I love licking butt! Let me munch on your crusty booty hole and slurp my tongue nice and deep into your pucker. I’ll work a few fingers in until I find your prostate and tease you to hell while I’m sucking on your ballsack.
Now that I have you nice and hard, I’m hopping on that cock and riding you like a bull in heat, letting my ass jiggle and flop everywhere while I take your massive fuck stick deep inside me, so deep I can feel you poking my guts! I’ll drain your balls while I’m smothering your face in my tits, nice way to die, right?
Big Bouncy Breasts
I love riding your dick hard and fast while my tits bounce up and down for you. These big double J tits slapping up against my body creating a rhythmic sound with eve thrust.
The way you look at them, mesmerized by the dance they are doing for you as your dick slams in and out of my pussy.
You can’t decide if you want to grab my hips and control the speed of me fucking you or if you want to reach up and pinch and pull the nipples that are teasing you.
I know your thinking about what it would feel like to have that dick shoved in between my soft mounds, but your dick feels so good being covered in my pussy juice while nestled in the hot folds of my pussy lips.
All these conflicting feelings, the struggle is so very real.
Maybe we will take care of all those desires before the night is over.
Hungry and Horny!
I love to fuck married men!
The men who come to me are always married.
They are married to some skinny bitch, who never pays attention to him or his cock.
My sexy neighbor is married to one of those.
She made the mistake of letting her husband leave home, hungry and horny.
He came over to help me with something at the house.
While he was working I made him a yummy snack that turned into a dinner.
He could not keeps his eyes off my body as I walked around in next to nothing.
My food made his mouth water and my body made his cock throb and drip pre cum.
I spilled a little bit of food on my big titties and he licked it off!
It made my body tingle and I grabbed his cock as I kissed him.
I fed him, now it’s time to fuck him.
I am going to rock his fucking cock until he blows his load deep in my juicy pussy!
If your wife leaves you hungry and horny, I will feed you!
Sexy Phone Chat with a BBW Masturbating
Sexy phone chat is always succulent with a oiled up BBW. Haven’t you ever wondered how fucking good a fat girl would be at sucking your meat stick? Well, maybe you have even thought about taking a BBW from behind penetrating her fat cunt as you grabbed at her huge lusty titties.
Whatever you fantasize about doing with a fatty like me I am game! I once had a guy make a messy sundae all over my body and he licked it off my cunt and tits then fucked me slapping our bodies together. He got as messy as my and we just continued to lick, suck and fuck for hours!
Big titty fucking for some amazing loads shot all over these luscious breasts. The feel of a hot rod between my big bouncing breasts is a complete fucking turn on. Grease that fuck rod up and get ready to jack it between these mounds of love.
Anal whore is another name I have acquired due to my big bum that is oh so good for the pushin. Come on and bring it on baby.