I’m a foodie in case you didn’t notice, but I don’t really like to cook. That doesn’t mean I’m not great at it, I just really love when a man cooks for me. Almost every guy that has cooked for knows how much I appreciated it. I don’t just thank them either, I do so much more than that. I never dine and dash either, that would just be rude. No matter I always stick around after dinner to make sure they get the reward they deserve.
You wouldn’t believe how many men are surprised by that? It’s like other girl’s expect to be waiting on, but never really thank them for it. Every man would prefer the way I thank them over simply saying thank you any day. Sometimes I don’t even wait until dinner is over! A lot of the time I get on my knees and suck their sexy cocks while their cooking dinner. A mouthful of cum is actually a great appetizer…
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I’m a Sexy BBW that LOVES mouthfuls of cum
Good Night’s Sleep
My shower is being remodeled and while I love the project I don’t love that I have to be up every morning Monday through Friday to open the door for the construction guys. My bathroom is connected to my bedroom so of course that means no more sleep for me. I also can’t use my shower for another few weeks so I’m finding myself having to travel all the way to my brother’s house to wash the way I want to.
My boyfriend and I end up staying over really late and we decided to sleep over. Laying on the couch the whole house is silent. My brother and my nephew are upstairs knocked out like rocks so I knew I’d be able to fuck the shit out of my favorite cock and not disturb a soul. My boyfriend was sleeping like a baby when I came over and put his cock in my mouth, he woke up halfway through it and began fucking me back. I had my arms wrapped around his waist pushing his cock deeper into my mouth; and my legs wrapped around his leg grinding my pussy on him hard until my nut dripped down his leg.
He woke up and pulled my up to his face and kissed me hard as he lifted my leg up to slip his cock inside my pussy. He fucked me hard as my big tits pushed against his chest. I was fucking him back as he grabbed my ass and pushed me hard into his dick so he could explode deep in my pussy.
Chase Me Down..
I knew I was being followed, and I sure wish I had went with my instincts to take the long way home so I could lose whoever the hell was following me. I always felt that because I’m a BBW I couldn’t be attacked, but I was scared and sure it would happen that night. Just as I hit the corner I heard foot steps and there he was standing right in front of me with his huge cock in his hand. Before I could respond he had me in his arms and was pushing his cock through my dress. I could feel how hard he was and he was holding me so tight I couldn’t resist bring a little aroused by it.
He caught a hold of my tube top when I tried to fight him off one last time and he pulled my huge tits loose. My tits flopped right out and he had fire in his eyes. He grabbed me by my hair and slung me to my knees. He stood over me with his big cock in my face and rubbed the tip all over my juicy lips. Holding my hair up he shoved his cock deep down my throat instantly chocking me. He dragged his dripping wet cock out of my mouth and got down on his knees, I was bracing my pussy for his abrupt entry. But he pushed his cock through my big tits and back up into my mouth. He was using one hand to hold my hands behind my head and the other had a tight grip on my hair, holding my head steady as he fucked my tits hard and shoved the tip of his dick in my mouth.
I was suffocating with my face buried down in my huge tits, my mouth was wide open meeting his hard pumps with my soft big lips and warm tongue. I do admit I was turned on by him forcing his big cock on my tits and letting go right on my chin and big tits. When I stood to hurry out of there I felt the wetness of my pussy dripping down my leg. I wouldn’t mind him following me again.
Handy Man Wanted
Nothing gets me wetter than a dark, thick, uncut cock. I awoke from my lazy Saturday afternoon catnap craving one. At least one. I slipped a finger under my lacy black panties and gently stroked my clit and thought about my plan of attack. I rubbed myself right until I was about to cum. This could wait, I thought, as I ran a brush through my hair and slipped on a short yellow sundress. This could get much better.
I jumped in my truck and drove over to Home Depot, where a small group of young, strapping construction men stood, waiting for day labor. I rolled down my window and pointed out 3 of the best looking ones, and ushered them over. I asked “can you help me?” They all nodded and jumped in the bed. They had no idea just how much they could help.
I drove until l found a deserted lot, not far off the main drag but close enough that I might get caught. I liked it that way, the thrill of getting caught was so hot. We pulled off and I got out of the cab with a devilish grin. The men all looked around, confused and slightly fearful. I opened the tailgate and climbed up and joined the group. I grabbed one of the man’s hands and slid it up my thigh. “Don’t stop” I commanded as I unbuttoned the jeans of another. I took his thick, semi hard member in my mouth as the first man’s finger slipped expertly inside my pussy. I moaned and felt his dick get harder in my throat. The third man, in awe, unzipped his jeans and started stroking his cock. He was the least attractive of the three, so I figured I’d let him watch and suffer. Haha! But,God how I loved watching him stroke it. I swirled my tongue on the head of the dick in my mouth and sucked and nibbled, moaning as I got finger fucked, hard. I deep throated his rock-hard dick and shoved the other guy’s face into my pussy, smelling my own sweet juices and getting even more turned on. He had an expert tongue and this other guy had a perfect smooth dick. He started tensing and thrusting as I gyrated my hips into this guy’s perfect face. I tasted the saltiness of this man’s cum and forced it deep in my throat as I came, hard, on the second man’s soaking face. I squirted and swallowed at the same time, watching intently as the third man shot his load into the bed of the truck. All of us satisfied, I wordlessly jumped out of the bed & into the cab and drove back to Home Depot. When we arrived, they silently got out. Tired, worn, but somehow more energetic than before. “Thank you boys” I called. “You really, really helped” I threw a wink and blew a kiss. Maybe you can help me next time! Give me a call!
The Power of Blowjobs and Butt Fucking
So the other day I had to take my car in for some repairs. I had been quoted one price, but when I arrived to get my car, it was a few hundred dollars more than I was originally told. Apparently they had to do some extra work, and there was a miscommunication. I was not prepared to pay more. My son had dropped me off, so I had no way home unless I called him. I needed my car. The manager of the car shop was a young buck. Wasn’t quite sure I could finesse him with my charms.
But, never under estimate the power of a quality blowjob, and a good ass fucking. Turns out many wives don’t give head nor do they swallow, and they certainly don’t give up their backdoor. A hot blooded man of any age, especially if married, will work out a deal with a chubby granny if head and butt fucking are involved. And thank god they will, because I needed my car back.
We went into this dingy back room, and I gave him the hottest, wettest, longest blowjob of his 26 years of life. Made his toes curl. Swallowed his hot spunk, and licked up any drop of cum I may have missed. To get him hard again so he could fuck my ass, I sat on the hood of an old beat up Buick and rubbed my hairy old snatch in front of him. Even fucked the hood ornament. Once he saw that, he was rock hard again. I’m pretty limber for a fat old broad, so I turned around, straddled that hood ornament, and pushed my ass out for him to fuck. I got DP’d by a grease monkey and Buick.
Hell, I would have fucked them both for free, but if it got my car out of holding, I would have blown his whole staff under a car. Never underestimate the power of good head and a tight ass.
Good Morning Sunshine
Last night was amazing! The look on your face this morning as you woke up next to me was priceless. What’s wrong sunshine? Thought you took a skinny bitch to bed with you? Oh no pumpkin, you took a beautiful plumper between your sheets where I took your cock between my ample tits and into my pussy. You fucked me until we both passed out. Now there you are, just looking at me.
Here, let me remind you of how it felt to have your dick pumping on these tits of mine. Don’t be shy, you certainly weren’t last night. Look right into my green eyes as your thick head pokes out from the top of my breasts. I can already see the glistening gob of pre-cum forming. I want to taste it, I want to savor the taste of your cock with the scent of me still on it from last night.
Grab my tits, press your cock inside of me. Can you hear it? Can you hear the creamy, wet sound of fuck juice building up? See, I knew you loved fucking a big girl like me, and the best part of it is that we can do this all day long.
Granny’s Old Fashioned Vibrator
I was remembering my grandma today on her birthday. Spunky old broad, just like me. She was a sexy BBW too. And, I may add, ahead of her time sexually. She had these old fashioned wood washing machines. I thought it odd she had sort of a junk yard of them. I found out one day why, when I walked in on her in the laundry room sitting on top of her old wood washing machine as it was shaking, smoking a cigarette, with a man between her legs. The man was all tied up, could barely move. I thought she was killing him with her thunder thighs.
Grandma explained to me that some men were simply incorrigible. My granny was a dominant bitch with lots of lovers, young lovers who didn’t know how to please a woman. So, she had this procedure to break them. She tied them up, smothered them with her thick thighs and plump pussy, while getting off on the vibrations of the old wood washing machine. My granny was a squirter and she told me that the washing machine made her feel better than some men who couldn’t be bothered to eat her pussy. Different times; oral sex was not necessarily standard protocol! But my granny expected it, demanded it and if she didn’t get it, men got punished until they understood just how important licking snatch was to female pleasure. Washing machines were old fashioned vibrators to women of her generation. She would squirt all over a younger lover so he would know what her pussy could do with the right skill set!
Thanks to my progressive granny, I grew up knowing how I should be pleasured and just what to do to a man if he neglected my pussy. If a man wants me to suck his cock, which I love to do, he better go down on me too. If he doesn’t, well I will go get off on a washing machine, make him watch as a machine pleasures me more than he can, and leave him with blue balls. Apparently not all women are like me. Got to teach your boys ladies how to please you, so they can please others. My boys know how to lick pussy, because I taught them! Sex education begins at home.
Big Tits
I had the the FRIGHT of my life last night! I picked up this REALLY cute boy. So thin and shy. He was just adorable. I could tell he was probably a virgin. The way he blushed was ADORABLE! I took him right home! You knew he made LOVE to my breasts! I mean sucked them and kissed them! He even buried his face in my big beautiful tits. Kevin spent HOURS driving me crazy playing with my tits! Till I had to have his cock inside me! I climbed right up on top of him and rode his dick! He was so think and hard! I leaned down and covered his face with my big tits! I rode him good till he exploded inside me! It made me cum so hard! Then I climbed off of him.. And he was PASSED the fuck out! My big tits smothered him! If he lasted any longer I might have killed him! I always knew this tits were a loaded weapon! I just never proved it before!
Big Titty Fucking Slut Shelly
Partying it up pretty good before realizing it was closing time and I seemed to have lost my ride. The couple I was getting blasted with invited me down to their place along with a few others. Continuing the party a few of us were left an hour later when my friends retired. Chilling out getting stoned this college guy seemed to be really checking me out. It was just the two of us as the other person was passed out and he introduced himself as Tony as he moved next to me.
There was little talk between us before I was down on my knees, stroking and orally working his hard cock. He was fixated on my huge titties and I could not think of anything hotter than taking his dick between them. These big titties feel so awesome have that meat rod between them. Feeling the motion of his fucking my oiled up tits was such a turn on.
I was drenching wet between my legs before he showered these babies with his load. He stayed hard as he yanked my moist panties aside and stuffed my greedy cunt. Fucking pounding me hard and deep he grabbed at my tit as he thrust another load deep in my slit.
Don’t deny yourself a luscious set of boobs to pump and explode on.
Blowjobs Phone Sex with Cordelia the BJ Queen
I love giving blowjobs, so no surprise I love blowjobs phone sex. I bet many of you guys out there have never had a blowjob that was so great your toes curled and you thought you would blow a hole in her head. I pass out blowjobs like that, like they are candy. I could suck cock all day long and have a belly full of cum and still want more dick in my mouth. I will suck off any one, but I love those young boys especially. You know the ones I am talking about. Still virgins, stroke their cocks all day long, and need a mature gal to show them how good head can feel. I hate hearing from guys how they went decades without knowing what a great blowjob was suppose to feel like.
The guy I blew today said he had never had a woman swallow his load before. In his 30’s and the chicks just spit it out or made him cum in his hand. I want to throttle women who won’t swallow. I’m a cum whore. I love the way it tastes, looks and feels on my body. I think it’s hypocritical to want a guy to lick your pussy and not swallow his hot load of jizz. I love a cum bath-on my face, down my throat, up my ass, in my pussy, all over my tits… Hell, I’ve given foot jobs before and loved the feel of cum squishing between my toes.
If you need a really good blowjob, give me a call. Real women swallow! Real women wear cum.