My big tits capture the attention of everyone when I walk into a bar. How could they not? Look at them! They are as close to fucking perfect as you can get. I mean, if Jesus had tits, they would look exactly like mine. Of course my hips and ass match the perfection on my chest. I am a god damned Goddess. Can you tell I’m just a little narcissistic? Anyway, when I walked into Teezers on Friday night there were a few new guys. One of the new guys was the bartender…fresh meat. At first he didn’t pay much attention to me. That was fine, not everyone loves a BBW…at first. When the crowd died down I just started to talk to him, just general chit chat type of stuff. He turned out to be a pretty decent type of guy. I had a few friends there and we ended up staying until last call. I told the bartender that I hoped to see him again, he assured me that I would.
I said good night to my friends in the parking lot and started my car. I saw the tasty bartender come out of the bar, he got into his car then got back out. He just was looking at his car. I drove up and asked him if he was okay. He said that it wouldn’t start, which was weird because I couldn’t hear any noise what so ever when he tried to start it, usually there is a noise.He asked me if I could give him a ride. I said, “Sure.” Then I promised him I wouldn’t kill him. I drove to his apartment building and he asked me if he could give me something since I was nice enough to give him a ride. I told him that it wasn’t a problem and to have a good night. He insisted that he give me a thank you. I parked and went to his apartment with him. If I knew that people who needed rides would thank me by fucking me I would give a shit load of more rides. He was AWESOME! He didn’t want me to leave when we were done, so I stayed until Sunday.
See what happens when a gorgeous BBW walks into a bar? They get fucked, and fucked well!