I’ve always known that I was a sexy bbw but my boyfriend said something to me the other day that left me giggling and kinda turned on. You see, April 2nd was National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day, I thought that was a funny holiday so I told my boyfriend about it and he laughed and told me that I already had a peanut butter pussy so all we needed was some jelly. That shit had me dying! Like who says that?? I was like what the fuck is a peanut butter pussy??? He laughed and told me to calm down, that it wasn’t an insult it was a compliment! He said it’s because my pussy is thick like peanut butter and that every time he saw it, he wanted to lick the jar clean hehe. Well how could I be upset with that? Shit, you wanna lick this pussy baby you go right ahead and do it! I’ll even break out the peanut butter and jelly so you can have a ppb&j sandwhich… That’s pussy, peanut butter and jelly in case you didn’t know…hehehe. I guess he was really hungry because he made sure to eat up every little bit of it too…Yum!
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BBW Phone sex means Titties and Beer.
Yee-Haw. National Beer Day is April 7th and I’m ready for the festivities. Where else can you go to drink massive amounts of beer, puke, show your titties, and pick up some dick? Ok, so cultured folks have them beer tasting events where you sip and critique. I call that bullshit. A country girl like me is gonna put on a short denim skirt, a tied at the belly button shirt, sandals. and a pony tail. Just because I’m fat don’t mean I’m not sexy. Then, I’ll hop in my truck and head out to the party. I’m gonna be a total slut, make men buy me beer, and enter the wet t-shirt contest. My huge titties will make you cream.
I’ll be watching for you. I know you have a big cock in those jeans and my drunken ass wants it. Buy me a beer and tell me some lies. I’m not looking for a date tonight, just a good time. I want to be bent over, have my skirt pulled up, and get fucked. Bury that big boner inside of me and make me scream. Let me suck the beer off your cock. There’s nothing more eager than a fat drunken slut who needs a hard fuck. I’m no prude. I need to feel you inside of me, banging my plump pussy and tight ass. I’ll probably never give you a second look after tonight but who cares. It’s time for beer and fucking tonight. Use me as you please. Pour that beer in my pussy and suck it out. Fuck my BBW pussy and let me slurp the beer off your cock. It’s a fat girl rodeo!!!
Let’s celebrate Beer Day my way. Pour a cold one and let’s do a call. Let’s just get drunk and screw, as Jimmy Buffett would say!!!
Or as Rodney Carrington would say, “Titties and Beer.”
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Sexy BBW Says Make Me Your BBW Sex Slave
This sexy BBW wanted to be a BBW sex slave. Be careful what you ask for, however. I found out the hard way that being a sex slave is hard work. I placed an ad on Fet Life that I was looking to explore the world of S and M. I saw Fifty Shades of Gray like every other woman in America. It intrigued me. I don’t consider myself submissive or dominant, just equal I guess. But, the thought of giving up power and control to a man turned me on. I started an online relationship with Hank. We exchanged pictures, got to know one enough before we agreed to meet.
He wrote “Whore” on my forehead and fat pig on my ass. He humiliated me for hours before fucking me. No romance, no tenderness. He force fucked my ass while degrading me. I was blindfolded, gagged and bound while he fucked and fisted my fat fuck holes. After he came inside me, he made me push out his cum and lick it up while oinking like a pig. I was his slave. I couldn’t cum. I was denied food and water. I had to pee in a cup. He degraded me, came on me and whipped me all weekend. When he was done with me, he tossed me my clothes and cab money. It was far from Fifty Shades of Gray, but I think I liked being his captive slave for the weekend.
Big Tits Have Their Perks
Big tits. What are they good for? Absolutely everything!!! When I was young I was embarrassed by my DD’s. Now, I am proud of my EE’s. I flaunt them whenever I can. I was at a rock and roll show last night thanks to my boobs. Bunch of old rockers I had not heard of before. Earlier in the day, I flashed my boobs to merge during rush hour. The guy who let me in followed me home because he was so impressed with my jugs. He was a roadie for this group famous in the 60s and 70s. He gave me front row tickets after I fucked him, so I took my neighbor lady. She is a hot MILF. She knew who they were. Anyway, I knew this one song, Nights in White Satin. I forgot I was at an old folks show and flashed my boobs. The guy next to me just about had a heart attack. I got the attention of the band, however. We were invited backstage. I wasn’t sure what was going to happen. I’ve heard about wild orgies and shit at rock shows, but these guys were older than my dad. The drummer popped some blue pills and looked at me and said, “Viagra is still sex, drugs and rock and roll.” He whipped out a huge cock. I just about fell over. My neighbor and I took turns blowing his cock while his band mates jacked their dicks. Get this, he turned 70 yesterday. We were his birthday present to himself. I never fucked a rock star before or a senior citizen. He fucked me better than men half his age. I was on all fours eating my neighbor’s pussy, while an old drummer drilled me like porn star. His cock was like a hammer it was so hard. My hot MILF squirted on my face. He came in my pussy but stayed hard. No down time. He moved right to my neighbor’s wet cunt. My pussy juice dripping on his cock still. He was a freak! Wanted me to rim his ass which I gladly did while he dropped load number two in my friend. We fucked him for several hours before we needed mercy. I swear, I have never been fucked like that before. My plump puss was swollen. I have been missing out thinking some men are too old for me. Clearly some older men can fuck all night. I love Viagra.
Sexy BBW Does Strip Tease and Lap Dance
Who says Big Girls can’t dance sexily? For men who love curves, they love to see these curves moving to the beat of music. I figured the stairway would be a great place to start. Swaying slowly to and seductively to Beyonce playing on the stereo, I slowly removed each piece of clothing, and undergarments as I made my way up the stairs to the bedroom. Leading you into the bedroom, gesturing for you to sit in the bedside chair. I move my hips sexily in a figure 8 motion so that you can imagine me sliding up and down your cock. Leaning forward so that my tits are in your face, I continue to move slowly as you take them into your hands, and one at a time into your mouth, sucking on my big nipples and kneading my gigantic tits. By the time Beyonce is “Swirling on her Babe” in the song so am I. I am gyrating my hips on your cock, essentially masturbating my pussy on your pant covered cock. Eager to get you naked, I unbutton and unzip your pants, taking your cock out. I get down on my knees, continuing to sway my body as I take you in my mouth and begin to slide my mouth up and down your hard cock in time with the music. The blow job is so sexy with the movement and music, it even makes me extremely horny. I rise from the floor and sit cowgirl in your lap, sliding my wet cunt up and down your erection. You are soaking wet with my juices. Finally after as much teasing as we both can take, I lift myself and lower my pussy, impaling myself on your cock. I ride it to orgasm and soon you can’t tell if the moans are Beyonce’s or mine. I am saying “Yes, Yes”, just as she is, as I feel your hot cum soak my insides. Dancing for you is such an erotic experience. I love the teasing- but I certainly love the pleasing
Sexy Phone Chat With A Kinky BBW
Big, beautiful and wet. That is how I describe myself.
Spring is the best time of the year for a kinky BBW and her fetishes. Sexy phone chat encompasses all the sites, sounds and bounties that spring has to offer.
After a long, cold winter and masturbating with cold plastic toys, spring brings the planting of crops that provide warm and living toys that serve double duty.
I love going to the market and strolling through the produce department. My pussy wet and wanting to feel the fruits and vegetables before me deep inside me. Covered in my creamy juices. Bringing me erotic pleasure.
I stand there surrounded by strangers caressing the produce and imagining every imperfection of the surface and what those imperfections will feel like inside my velvety walls. My nipples hard with desire, my pussy aching to get them home.
Each of my purchases are carefully selected for both physical pleasure and the joy I will get from eating them after I am done.
Once covered in my special sauce, I prepare them with love. Occasionally I will dine on them alone however more times then not I share my feast with others.
Watching them enjoy the meal before them. Hearing them tell me how good it is. Knowing that they have no idea what is making the meal taste just a little different then any they have ever eaten.
It becomes an erotic and kinky experience of it’s own and I feel myself cumming again with out any physical stimulation.
It is a unique fetish and one that I cherish until winter is upon us once more and I am back to my generic toys that are so cold and impersonal. Longing for spring to bring back my favorite toys that allow me to play my special game of pleasure.
Picture this: big girls having sex covered in food!
Picture this: big girls having sex absolutely covered in whipped cream, ice cream and strawberries… are you as hungry and horny as I am?? I love fucking and I definitely love to eat so why not combine the two? It can’t just be any food though, I’m a little picky about that. No burning hot foods, no super spicy foods, nothing really sticky like jams or jellies, for me it just has to be whipped cream, strawberries and ice cream. When that freezing cold ice cream first hits your skin you get goose bumps everywhere and when that hot mouth follows right behind…! Omg it feels so fucking amazing!! Not to mention all those foods are super yummy too! We can feed each other strawberries and taste the sweetness off of each others lips… mmmmm just thinking about it is making me so wet! I can’t wait to get your cock rock hard so I can cover it with whipped cream because I just know that you will be loving it when I suck all of that creamy goodness off of your cock, don’t worry baby I’ll make sure to get every last drop. We’re going to get food all over everything so I sure hope you don’t mind getting dirty! We are definitely going to make a big ole mess! It’s ok though because we are going to have so much fun making that mess that it will definitely be worth all the clean up! The clean up part is going to be fun too, seriously, who doesn’t like a nice hot shower with a friend? We can clean each other up so we can get ready for a second course! I hope you all of your appetites are big baby because I have a whole lot to feed you!
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I love fingering my juicy plump pussy while I listen to you beat your meat to the many thoughts of having your very own BBW. Maybe you want to put me on all four so you can watch my fat ass bounce back and fourth as you pound my pussy nice and hard with your fuck rod. Let’s talk about once you’re done fucking my tight went cunt how amazing it would feel to squeeze these big tits together creating the perfect slit for your cock to run up making nice long strokes, when you do I will catch that fat mushroom head with my tongue with each up stroke. Bringing you to a near explosion. Big girls can be greedy and before it’s time for you to cum I want your dick in my mouth so that when you erupt I am able to drink every last drop of your creamy goodness. Just because I am a plus size bitch don’t mean that I can’t ride that dick like a crazy cowgirl. In fact it’s even better because when I do these over sized jugs will bounce up and down right in front of your face. Just watching them alone will make you want to nut or at the very least suck my huge nipples into your mouth so you can feel them grow making them nice and hard. Just like I will your dick. If you’ve never had a big girl before because you’re afraid you’ll not be able to handle her. Don’t worry I will guide you along the way as you explore every inch of me. The best part about that is it could go on for hours because there is a lot of me to explore. You best believe when you grab a handful of my ass you know your grabbing on to something. So go ahead and first grab that phone so we can start the fun.
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My name is Passion and I’m a BBW with a nice set of tits and a pretty wet pussy, Dominate fantasies phone sex is where you can find me. I love taking control of my little sissy boys out there, I will have you on your knees bowing down to me kissing the floor I stand on. Do as your told and there will not be a problem. obey me and you will not get whipped,you’re here to serve me. I’m going to use you like the bitch ass bottom you are. This is the start of your new life as my bitch. It’s all about me and the fun I’m going to have with you. Dressing you up, spanking your ass, laughing at your little prick, so many ways to use you. But most of all I love using you as my cum dumpster. Men need to be kept complacent, and in their place, and what better way to show a man what a worthless pig he is, than to shove a real man’s cock in his mouth? You however are nothing. You are a pathetic fucking loser and you know it. You could never get a girl like me. Hell, I bet you can’t get a girl period with that little thing you call a dick **giggles, you cant satisfy me with that little ass cock **giggles you cant pleasure any one with that fucking little ass cock you got that’s why you call me to catch a nut because your loser ass cant get no pussy in real life **giggles. Think you can handle me?
Big Titty Fucking with My Doctor
Big titty fucking is how I celebrate Doctor’s Day. I have a very sexy doctor. I had a routine visit this morning to check my blood pressure and other vitals. He is always telling me I am very healthy for an overweight girl. Lots of doctors would encourage me to lose weight for my health, but not Dr. Ben. He thinks I am in great shape. He is a fan of my big boobs too. Always wants to give me a breast exam when I am in his office. I have to admit, when he touches my tits, I cream my panties. Since there is a day designed to celebrate the doctors that care for us this week, I decided to show him my appreciation by wrapping my boobs around his big shaft. A cock sucking whore like me needs to show her doctor her gratitude. He laid back on the patient table while I lowered my mouth down on his shaft. I wrapped my titties around him and said thank you with his cock in my mouth. It was pretty hard to understand me as he was more than a mouthful. He showed his appreciation for my big tits with a huge load of cum on them. I licked his jizz right off my tits. Seeing me be able to feed myself one of my own boobs made him hard again, so I straddled his cock. I lowered my pussy down on his shaft so he could probe my pussy too. His magic stick made my plump puss explode girl juice everywhere. He fucked me for a good hour. It is amazing how much longer a guy lasts when he comes once beforehand. He gave me a good cardiovascular workout. So much so, he had to check my vitals. I got a little flushed. I think it was just dehydration from all that fluid I gushed out of my fuck hole. I can’t wait for my next check up. In the meantime, wanna play doctor?