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Cum Whore Lois: Attention Slut

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Some people don’t think a thick girl like me belongs at a club, but that’s so not true. I can grind on a pole better than any scrawny chick and I LOVE to fault my big ass too. Every man in the place head’s turn. You know it’s true, otherwise you wouldn’t be looking at my page would you? You know you love chubby girls, but who could blame you? We’re so soft and round that it would be hard not to. Who wants to bang a bag of bones anyway? No one, that’s who. Especially not when you have a real woman like me sitting right in front of you. A woman that loves to eat and won’t worry that swallowing your cum adds to her daily calorie count.
Thick girls like me really know how to please a man. I’m sure you’ve been with a few skinny sluts and by now you know the difference. Don’t worry about what your friends will think, they probably feel the same way you do. A lot of people try to deny it, but you’re better than that aren’t you? You’re a real man, just like I’m a real woman. We both go after what we want. You probably saw my big tits wrapped around that pole and couldn’t resist me, that’s okay. I’d love to show you that I can do more than just make you drool. I can make you squirm and make your toes curl. Once you’ve had me, you’ll never look at another stick figure bitch again I promise that!

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Wet BBW Sex with Dirty Incest Whore Cordelia

bbw phone sex bbw grannyDo you like BBW phone sex? Personally, I think wet BBW sex is the best, on the phone or in person. You see, I may be a granny, but I get so fucking wet. Despite my age, my pussy drips cum. Actually, when you fuck me hard, I piss out cum, making us both very wet. My son is good about fucking me so hard I piss out cum all over the floor. He paid me an impromptu visit today. He somehow knew I needed his cock, needed to cum. The moment he walked in the door, I molested him. Pretty much ripped his clothes off to get to this cock. I’m a cock crazy cum whore. After a few minutes of deep throating his shaft, he was ramming it in my cunt. He loves for me to sit on his cock and ride him with my legs spread in front of a mirror so he can feel, hear and see how wet my pussy gets.

wet bbw sex incest grannyVaginal dryness is not a problem for this dirty old broad. He fucked me for hours in every position thinkable. After about the 4th load of cum up my snatch he watched me piss it out on the floor. Since I am a dirty cum whore, I licked it all up too. I love having a sloppy wet cunt. My son makes my cunt so wet. You can too I am sure. You just have to have a decent cock with some stamina to fuck me hard and long. You manage that, and I will be pissing cum out my dirty old snatch for you too.

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Dirty Phone Sex: It’s All About That Bass!

 

dirty phone sex whore grannyThere is the song my granddaughter is obsessed with called “All About That Bass.” She walks around the house half naked singing about having all the right junk in all the right places while shaking her nice big ample ass. She has her granny’s ass! I thought the song was about a bass guitar, that’s how old I am. But, my teen granddaughter explained to me it’s a song to celebrate ample booties. I guess it’s a pop version of ZZ Top’s Tush or that Baby Got Back song from the 90s.
I have a big booty. I’m proud of my thick juicy round ass. Guys have been in awe of my junk in the trunk for years. I’m glad to know that there are plenty of men out there who recognize that a fat ass is a beautiful thing, even on a young girl. And that there are songs that don’t shame the booty, but pretty much celebrate it as a work of art. I shake my ass every chance I get. My granddaughter is teaching me to twerk. She says guys love a big bouncing ass. Is that true?
big tits hot assI am likely way too old to be twerking, but it was hot watching my granddaughter shake her big butt in front of my face like that to show me how it’s done. I’m a dirty whore. I couldn’t help but bury my face in her sweet ass as it was bouncing. I pulled her cheeks apart and rimmed her pretty pink rosebud. Licked up and down her taint, even slid a finger in her ass. She kept twerking as I finger fucked her tight asshole.
Before long, I had my big beautiful ass in my young grand girl’s face. I was trying to twerk, but I don’t think that is a dance move made for a 60 year old woman, despite my nice ample butt. But, I did shake my big healthy butt in her face like she did me. She told me my ass smelled yummy. She licked all up and down my ass crack. Tongue fucked her granny’s old asshole. It had my old cunt dripping. She is a great ass eater. I love it when a guy eats my ass too.
chubby phone sex juicy assI’m human. Can’t have a cute teen girl worshiping my ass for long without getting out the strap-on so we can do some old fashioned butt fucking. I lubed up that dildo really good as she had a virgin ass. I told her guys who like girls with all bass and no treble, like to butt fuck, so she needs to get that ass ready if she gonna be shaking her booty like that. I slid it in nice and slow at first. She moaned, grunted a bit, even yelped a few times, but once I got all the way in, she started backing her ass right up on that dildo. She was loving it up the ass. I’m a good granny, so I reached around to play with her swollen clit as I slowly fucked her ass for the first time. Her teen cunnie juice was pouring out her twat. I finger fed her and myself some of that love juice. Girl cunt is one of my favorite flavors.
chubby porn fat assWe spent the entire morning taking turns fucking each other’s asses with my strap-on. Pretty hot to have a granddaughter ready to anally train for cock. I know I’m just practice for the real thing, but I’m enjoying her bass for sure. But, the first real cock she has up her teen ass is going to be so hot to watch. Bet you would enjoy seeing that too. So boys, is it true you like a little more booty to hold at night? Where are my ass men? Anyone want to pop my teen granddaughter’s anal cherry? I’ll keep priming her baby girl asshole with my tongue, my fingers and my strap-on until I find the perfect cock for her pretty tight ass.fat girl porn sexy chubby chick

Wild bbw sex with cock sucking slut Lois

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Why deny it? Wild bbw sex is so much better, you know it’s the truth. Thick girls like me know how to deep throat cocks better than any scrawny bitch. We’re always hungry for more and more cum because we have such insatiable appetites. Don’t worry about getting rough either, I’m not fragile or delicate.BBW porn Throw me around and stretch my tight cunt out with your massive cock. Fuck me hard and watch my big tits bounce up and down. Fuck me as hard and as deep as you want. Use me up, fill me up, and leave me. I don’t care because I’m not one of those needy girls who likes to cuddle. Love isn’t what I’m after, I’m only using you for your big, throbbing prick. Admit it, that’s what you’ve always wanted isn’t it? Just a nasty whore that you can fill with cum and forget. That’s okay, I want that to. Being a good little cum dumpster is all I want to be used for. Your cum should be leaking out of every last one of my holes. If I had it my way your cover would cover every last inch of my luscious body.

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Dirty Phone Sex Whore Cordelia

dirty phone sex sexy chubby girlThere was another snow day today, so I had my granddaughter at my place. She is a curious teen girl. I caught her looking at porn on the Internet. I realize all young girls and boys look at such things so I was not worried. What she was looking at, however, perplexed me. It was called hentai porn. My generation had Fritz the Cat, the first X rated cartoon, but compared to hentai, Fritz looked like Garfield. Not only was this cartoon porn, but it was fat girl cartoon porn.

I asked her what the appeal or curiosity was with this stuff. She said the cartoons reminded her of me. I was flattered. She thinks her granny has an awesome body. She even told me, guys like meat on their bones. This is true, I have never had a problem scoring guys with my fuller figure. My grand girl is a bean pole. Some guys like that. She has bee sting boobies, long legs, no butt yet, hairless pussy… A body quite opposite of mine. I let her take a look at my body though. Got down on the floor, spread my legs wide, showed her my plump pussy and round ass, and of course my big tits.

sexy bbw big juicy assShe said my body was better than any cartoon. Well, duh! I fuck and suck better than any cartoon too. I was a naughty granny though. She asked me if big girls taste better than skinny girls. I just told her to find out for herself. She crawled between my legs and started licking my hairy plump snatch. Felt so good to have her between my legs like that too. I squirted on her face. I thought for a moment I had drenched the poor girl, she got all quite. But she was just savoring my juice. I asked her where she learned how to eat pussy so good. She has been experimenting with boys and girls in her class. But she has decided that bigger girls, mature women, taste better. Good to know. I’m gonna turn my granddaughter into my own personal pussy licker. But I bet we could train her to suck your cock too!

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Dirty Phone Sex Fun with Cordelia: The Cougar and the Virgin

dirty phone sex whore BBWI have been doing some private escorting lately. It keeps my life interesting, and pays the bills. I have only been on a few “dates” so far, but this weekend I had a hot one. I showed up at this guy’s house at the designated time wearing the requested sexy lingerie. When I arrived, I saw a very handsome young man. He could have been my son he was so young. But, men love a dirty old cougar. Their money is just as good! Turns out he recently married a virgin and they have yet to consummate their union. I didn’t realize anyone got married without fucking first nowadays. Apparently, he has a really big dick and she cannot handle it. I thought okay, this poor boy is really horny, needs to release some cum, and wants his wife to see how a woman fucks a man. I was going to be a sex ed teacher of sorts.

No. Not at all. I was hired to pop his wife’s cherry. He wanted me to fuck her with a strap on. Thought maybe I could get her ready to take his cock. I love a kinky boy. She was dressed like me, in sexy lingerie. She could have been my daughter. Pretty little thing too. He poured us some wine to break the tension. She was nervous but willing. We flaunted our hot bodies to him before I started fingering and licking her pussy. The wetter a cunt is, the easier the hymen breaks. Not my first virgin, just my first virgin I was paid to pop while her hubby watched. She came a dozen times on my face before I even put my strap-on, on. I had her grinding on my face like a dirty stripper. You could smell how ripe she was a mile away.

Success. I popped her cherry. I fucked her good for about 20 minutes. Could hear how wet she was; how turned on she was. Soon her hubby came over, tapped me on the shoulder, and took his turn fucking his bride’s loosened up cunt. When I put my strap-on on, she started to suck it like it was her hubby’s cock. I looked over his way and he had a huge hard-on he was stroking. She spit on my fake cock, and I slid it right in her tight snatch until I heard the scream and saw the blood. Didn‘t take him long to bust a nut in her either. He was long overdue. I thought that was it, I would be on my way having done what I was paid to do. But, she wanted to fuck me. So, my cum covered strap-on fucked me for while. She was a natural as a dominate girl. She had me in every position possible fucking me too. Her husband was so turned on watching his bride fuck me, he shot another load all over my face and tits. She of course licked his cum right off my body. I was hoping he would fuck me with his huge cock, but his dick is a one pussy kind of dick. At least for now!

I had a good cum too. Squirted all over their couch. The husband paid me well, even threw in a nice tip. The way she made my old cougar snatch purr, I should have paid them. I loved breaking her in for her husband’s big cock. I loved being part of a couple like that. Hopefully, they will invite me back. I want to be on all fours getting fucked by her, while teaching her how to suck properly her husband’s big dick. Maybe you have a wife who would like to join us? As it turns out, I love threesomes.

Dirty Phone Sex: Breakfast Fit For an Incest Queen

dirty phone sex hot BBW grannyMy daughter showed up this morning for breakfast. She decided she missed her mommy and wanted to make us pancakes. I always made my offspring pancakes, eggs and bacon on the weekends. Was a family ritual. I’m what you would call a dirty mommy I guess. I have long played with my son and daughter since they were knee high. Incest is a way of life for me. I love my offspring equally, it is just that I see my son more often because he lives closer. So when she showed up I was so happy. My old pussy got wet just seeing her beautiful face.

She brought all the fixings to make me a breakfast fit for a queen, and Incest Queen! I was watching her stir the batter and I just got super horny thinking of all the boy batter we shared with her brother and her daddy when he was around. I came up behind her to start rubbing her clit. I got down on the floor so I could eat her pussy while she stirred that batter. Things heated up pretty quickly. Before long we were rolling around on the kitchen floor licking batter of each other’s bodies. My tongue explored every inch of her just like I did when she was younger. She has a sweet tasting pussy and ass.

dirty phone sex analShe loves to please her mommy too. Ever since she was knee high, she would put on little shows to entertain me and her brother. This morning I got a special show just for me. And it was wicked hot. She poured the pancake batter all over her pussy and ass and started masturbating. I spread my legs and started rubbing my clit as I watched her rub it all over herself. Just when I thought it couldn’t get any hotter, she took the wired whisk she used to stir the batter, and shoved it up her ass. She fucked herself with a kitchen utensil, using the pancake batter as lube. I squirted all over the kitchen floor watching that. You would too!

I even helped her, by fisting her ass with that batter. My sweet girl always has been little anal Annie. She loves anything up her ass. And, I of course love to watch her experiment with various items up her backdoor. She got upset though afterwards, thought she had ruined breakfast because all the pancake batter was up her ass. “Nonsense,” I told her. I scooped up all the batter from her ass and pussy, put it in the bowl and we had pancakes with some special flavoring. All in all it was a perfect Monday morning! Want to have breakfast with us? Never can get enough protein in my diet!

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Chubby Porn Addiction with Shelly

Chubby porn can get very addictive for the chubby chasers out there. I am way into the BBW scene and loving every second of being a dirty phone sex Princess. A cock sucking whore like me knows how important it is to properly work that cock and slide a finger in that fuck hole of yours. Don’t deny yourself the pleasure of a big breasted woman that loves to please.

Care to give me a ride doggy style? I love taking it from behind as you have me on all furs like a bitch and honey for that dick. What are you going to do? Will you slide that cock between my fleshy butt cheeks and pump them. Are you going to fuck my mouth first or slide it right home in my fat greedy cunt.

Whatever your way of fucking I am the fuck doll with huge hooters and your dick will feel so good between my mounds. I have a furry muff that you need to pump your spunk all over. You should never make a horny girl wait.

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Making BBW Porn at a Super Bowl Party

BBW porn natural boobs tag teamLast week I attended a fancy Super Bowl party in this gated community. The game was being shown on a movie size theater screen. The host had an open bar with top shelf booze and catered food. It was a pretty swank party. I felt out of place actually. I’m not trailer park poor, but I likely will never live in a gated community with a movie theater in my house and servants. My date was this computer genius geek who works for Google. Our host was some big software developer. I managed to escape at half time while all the guys were fixated on Katy Perry’s bouncing boobs.

I found the kitchen, which was bigger than my entire apartment. Some of the caterers were talking shit about the guests. When they saw me they apologized, but I assured them they weren’t my friends and I was bored out of my mind. One guy offered me a joint. I was hanging out with them, smoking, doing shots and the next thing I knew they were grabbing my titties. I sure as hell wasn’t planning on fucking my geeky date, if I wanted fucked, and I did, the help was my best option.

I pulled out my tits so they could suck on them. They went crazy for a pair of big bouncy boobs. Mine are way bigger than Katy Perry’s tits. One guy flipped me around and shoved me against the kitchen island, pulled my panties off and started fucking me. Another one shoved his dick in my mouth. Fuck the Super Bowl, this was a party. There were 6 guys and just me. This was more like a BBW porn shoot than a party. I let the help violate all my holes. Felt good to get laid like that. No romance, just good old fucking. I always had at least 2 cocks in me at once. What good is having an ass and pussy if can’t stuff them both full of dick, right?

My date never even came looking for me. Likely never knew I was gone. I went back to the boring party with cum dripping out of me and major dick breath. No one noticed. It was the most fun I had at a party in a long time. I’d much rather get down and dirty with the help than boring computer geeks any day.

Chubby Phone Sex with Cordelia: Just More to Love

chubby phone sex sexy GILFLast year, the first week of February, I was in Vegas with my son for a little fun getaway. Well, it happened to correspond with a More To Love convention, which is a celebration of plus size women. I may not be fat fat, but I am certainly chubby. I like having a little extra meat on my bones. I think there are plenty of men out there that appreciate a woman with curves. A little flesh to hold on to while fucking. That term more to love has resonated with me since. Times have been tough, the family keeps growing and I have decided to supplement my income with some private escorting.

February is the more to love month for me. My son took some sexy pictures of me and I took out an ad in a local adult magazine. After one day of advertising, I had over a hundred inquiries. Last night, I had my first “date.” I was the entertainment for a Super Bowl party. Got paid $3,000. Now, I did have to work for that cash, but I don’t mind fucking and sucking for cash. That’s money earned the not so hard way.

sexy BBW chubby loveThis party was about 20 young men. Not long out of college, working their first jobs, no families yet, so lots of disposable money for fun. They wanted to fuck a chubby granny with no limits. And that is what they did. I got double penetrated, passed around like a party favor, titty fucked, ass fucked, jizzed on and even spanked. I don’t mind a little slap on the ass. I like things rough. Pull my hair, smack my ass, fuck my ass, cum on my face…. I do that shit for free, so to make some money doing it, well that is just sweet.

Those boys used me good too. I went home with cum pouring out of every hole I got. I’m such a dirty whore. Seems like there are plenty of men who enjoy a chubby woman. I pretty much have a paid date for every night this month. From college boys to senior citizens, lots of guys willing to pay to fuck a nasty granny with more to love.