Sexy BBW Glenda Gets Drunk on Watermelon Hooch

Sexy BBW Glenda Gets Drunk on Watermelon Hooch During Watermelon Month

This sexy BBW loves watermelon. And as it turns out July is watermelon month. So, I went to the farmers market and bought several watermelons. One of my married lovers surprised me as I was elbow deep in watermelon. I make frozen watermelon drinks. You slice the watermelon in half and scoop the watermelon into bowls and juice the watermelon. Then you blend it with some gelatin and vodka. Add fruit. Stir it all up. Pour back in the watermelon and put in the freezer. A few hours later you slice the watermelon and get drunk the healthy way, LOL.

When I showed my lover this hack for drinking in plain site or getting folks drunk who don’t realize it, he thought I was brilliant. This sexy BBW likes a sweet, refreshing treat occasionally. Mostly, my summer treats consist of ice cream and cock, but I am cutting down on ice cream and increasing my cock this month.

But Watermelon Month inspired me. Although my married lover said he could not stay long because of his wife, he ended up spending the night because we got drunk on watermelon. I am pretty liberal with the vodka when I make this concoction.

I Love Fucking Drunk on My Watermelon Hooch

And it sneaks up on you because of the watermelon. You barely taste the vodka. But I suck and fuck better with a buzz. But men love how I fuck sober too. We giggled, and joke around with each other before I went wild on his cock. Licked his ass. And I even fingered his ass giving him a good prostate milking.

Told you, I get buzzed and I go a step further in the bedroom. Perhaps this might shock my new lover. Because he did not know how freaky I could get. I blamed it on Watermelon Month for inspiring me to make some hooch. Vodka brings out my inner freak.

My grandpa even taught me how to make moonshine too. My parents love to drink. Not like drunk drinking. More like let’s have friends over for martini night. Social drinking with fun hand-crafted cocktails. So, making cute drinks is in my DNA. Perhaps, cum guzzling is too. Because the only thing I like to drink more than Watermelon hooch is cum.

Only Thing I Love More than Watermelon is Cum

My married lover did not realize how intoxicated he could get on my sweet summer treat. So, he called his wife and told her he was staying with his brother for the night. He called his brother to vouch for him. And he spent the night with his sexy BBW mistress fucking and getting drunk.

I think I drank more cum that hooch, but I did eat half of a libated watermelon. My lover fucks well drunk unlike some men. His cock stayed hard, and his tongue became a motorized sex toy for my pussy.

Thanks Watermelon Month. If you had not inspired me, I would have spent the night alone in my bed instead of waking up in a huge wet spot next to my married lover. We fucked just as hard this morning sober too.