Since men love great big tits, especially real ones, I let a friend of mine convince me to compete in the wet t-shirt contest that the local strip club holds every Wednesday night. We went out to dinner first, and I drank one too many glasses of chardonnay. Perhaps, that fourth glass of wine made it impossible for me to say no.
But with the holidays approaching, who could not use some extra cash. First place won $800. Although I felt unsure if guys in a strip club would root for a thick girl. Most strippers appear tall and thin to me. Even though I know big girls are all the rage, I have never seen a sexy bbw stripper before. My friend told me that at a wet t-shirt contest all men care about are boobs. She might be right.
So, I decided to just go for it. Even if I did not win, I might meet some hot married man. But as it turned out, I won the contest and took home $800 in cash and some bitchy stripper’s man. Although, in my defense, I did not know they were dating until we walked out the door together and she came running after us.
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When I was backstage getting ready, this stripper called me a heifer and said no one wanted to see me on stage. The other strippers said something to her about being jealous that she did not have my curves. And I prayed I would win just to put her in her place. Honestly, I did not know what to expect. Sure, I am naked on the Internet, and I have posed nude many times, but for a different audience. I posed for magazines for girls with big boobs and curves. And on my bbw phone sex line, guys look for thick girls. In a strip club? I stood out.
And I guess I stood out in a good way. I got a standing ovation. Plus, I was the clear winner. So, I got to rub it in the bitchy stripper’s face. But when this handsome sexy DILF hit on me, I did not think he came to the club with anyone. Pretty bold move to pick up a woman with the woman you are dating or married to nearby. I took a little pleasure in telling her that I suppose the audience was not the only ones who preferred heifers over walking sticks.
Then I took her man home and fucked his brains out while she blew up his phone. I won all around that night. Score for the big girls. Most men know we fuck better anyway.