A friend and I went to an Irish Pub yesterday for Happy Hour. It was the only Irish Pub I have ever been in where there were no Irish people. I suppose I will have to actually travel to Ireland to go into a ‘real’ pub. Anyway, we were drinking a LOT. I am still a little bit hung over from the whole thing, but when I woke up this morning, I had someone in my bed. Usually I do not do one night stands, and I honestly could not remember this person being at the Pub at all so for a little bit I had no idea where they came from.
I moved out of bed and took a shower to get ready for my day. When I came out of the bathroom he was still there. He smiled at me and said, “Where the fuck am I?” I laughed, I said, “And who the FUCK are you?” We both started to laugh, but then it died down and things got awkward. I helped him find his clothing and we were just chit chatting a little bit and I was really hoping that he would leave.
I made myself some breakfast and it was quiet so I thought he left. Which was fine by me, since I still didn’t know who the hell the guy was. I guess we must of had sex, but I wasn’t even sure about that. I read the paper, then turned the TV on and went upstairs to finish getting dressed and the mystery man was back in my bed with a HUGE hard on. He said he couldn’t leave just yet. He held out his hand and I took it.
We fucked like rabbits for a long time. I got up and took another shower and when I came out he was really gone this time. I went downstairs with a smile on my face until I saw that he fucking stole my TV and iPhone! I can’t believe I got ripped off, but at least I was fucked well.




I have a friend Mark who has never had sex with a BBW. He was always talking about tiny little twig girls. Flat chested. No curves. I swear they look like little boys instead of sexy dolls! But I have caught Mark looking so longingly at my big tits! The more he looks at me like that. The more I wanted to teach him how good it can be with a REAL woman! So I guess it was just time to see how much Mark really wanted a tiny little wafe of a women. I invited Mark over for a dinner. I told him I had a “tiny” surprise for him. It is not my fault he assumed I would set him up. When he arrived I called him into my bedroom. I was just pulling on my panties. I made sure one of my big beautiful tits was hanging out. I could feel his eyes locked on me. I could feel his lust. I knew he wouldn’t make the first move so I did. I walked right up to him and pushed my big tits into his chest. I told Mark he could touch them if he wanted. And a DAM just broke inside of him! He grabbed me HARD. Ripped my blue shirt of me. He was so rough. And I loved it! He was hard and demanding. It was ANGRY sex. Like he was mad at me for making him want me so bad! He fucked me like I was a whore! He even called me a slut while he was stretching me open. The nastier he got the more I came. I covered his cock with my cum. Then I begged him to fuck my ass! I guess it was the first time he ever had a girl beg for him. Because the second he shoved his cock inside my ass he EXPLODED! Mark was pulling my hair and telling me what a whore I was when he emptied inside me. It was the BEST fucking I have EVER gotten! And I KNOW I have turned him to the “big” side from now on.




















