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Chubby PhoneSex with Glenda: Danger Curves Ahead

chubby phone sex sexy bbwI know some people think I am too big to wear itsy bitsy teeny weenie bikinis. Fuck them. I am a big beautiful woman, proud of my curves. So proud in fact that this morning, I put on my favorite little red bikini and held an impromptu car wash. Any time I need some fast cash this is what I do. It is amazing how many men, even ones with clean cars, will pay good money to have their car washed by a curvy beauty squeezed into a red bikini. I think anyone who believes I should not wear a bikini, is just jealous that I have a nice juicy body. Big tits and a big ass need to be on display.

And that is just what I did. I put them on display on the hood of cars and trucks in my community. I used my body as a human sponge and soaped up almost a 100 cars. My 40 EE natural boobs, are actually, natural sponges too. My curves washed windshields and hoods galore. My soft body is better on a car than those car wash bristles any day. I made about $1500 washing cars in my driveway in a bikini today. Do you know how many folks don’t make that in a week?

chubby phone sex BBW fat girlOne guy whose car I washed earlier in the day, came back later and waited until I was done. He wanted to know if I ever thought of escorting. He said a chubby cutie like me could make bank just working one or two nights a week. In fact he offered me $1000 right then to fuck him. I would have fucked him for free as he was really hot, but I am not stupid. It’s the holiday season! More money to shop with.

I took him in my house and rocked his world with my curves. When he slid his hard cock between my tits he came instantly on my chest. He apologized for cumming so quickly. He said he was just over powered by my smoking hot curves. Lucky for me he got hard again quickly when I sucked his cock and fucked me for hours. I think I may just have to consider this escort thing. Getting paid to do what I like anyway and to flaunt that fat is where it’s at? It’s a no brainer.

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Incest Phone Sex with Cordelia: Family Masturbation Games

incest phone sex granny bbwWe have an odd family tradition in my house, but a wicked hot one. Many years ago, I walked in on my youngest son fucking a watermelon. He had just seen that American Pie movie and there was no cherry pie in the house, so he got creative. Cut a hole in the side and slipped his little dick right in. His older brother walked in on him and ratted him out. Became a family joke. He was embarrassed at first, but I assured him masturbation was normal and there was nothing wrong with getting creative. Told him I stuck a squash up my cooter once, not to mention an array of other household fruits and vegetables.

As he got older, we would masturbate together with whatever food items were in the kitchen. I loved teaching him creative jack off techniques. Well, his siblings got jealous and wanted in on the action too so we decided to make the watermelon the official family masturbation fruit. Both my sons use the same watermelon, cut holes on both sides, and cross cum streams inside the wet juicy fruit.  They claim it feels like mommy’s wet cunt! The watermelon is then cut up and my daughter and I use the cum soaked slices to fuck our cunts with. It makes a huge wet sticky sweet mess. The boys then enjoy cleaning up our cunts. They say our pussies taste even better with watermelon juice inside. Then as a family, we all eat the cum soaked fruit that is left. It is very tasty.

It turns into a big family fuck fest. We do it a few times a year. We don’t need an excuse to fuck one another, we have a sort of open family dynamic, but it is pretty hot to get creative, get messy. My son’s boy is now the same age he was when he first experimented with the watermelon. We are letting him in on the family tradition now. We just need to get a bigger watermelon to accommodate 3 hard cocks and two wet pussies.

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Sexy BBW Cordelia: The Cougar and the School Boy

Sexy BBW granny incestI don’t care what anyone thinks, I am a sexy BBW. Perhaps I don’t fit the traditional picture of sexy,  but I have never had any problem scoring with men of all ages. Today, I was a dirty old broad. I spotted this young guy, and I do mean young, like see me around the cell block young. If I was going to wear orange, there was no better reason than that young stud. I approached him and asked him if he had ever been with a cougar. His eyes got big and he shifted his pants. I knew this meant he was popping a chubby in his dockers.

I suggested he come back to my trailer and find out why everyone is talking about older women. He wasn’t even in the door yet when he pinned me against the wall and ripped my shirt off. He manhandled my tits better than men with years of experience. I unzipped his pants and went down like the Captain of the Titanic. What a nice thick hard dick. Perfectly groomed too. His fingers found their way in my panties and he fucked my ass and cunt at the same time with his fingers. Double penetrated my school boy fingers. Made my cougar cunt so wet.

I needed that cock bad. I got on top of him and rode him so hard. My big tits were pounding his young face. We fucked like bunnies all morning. He left me full of cum too. I got one huge school boy cream pie. Before he left, I friended him on Facebook. He told me he would love to fuck me again. I’m gonna have so much fun with that boy. Next time, I am gonna let him fuck me ass.

Big Tits Phone Sex with Glenda: Random Encounters

big tits phone sex BBW titty fuckingNot a day goes by that I don’t encounter a man enthralled with my big bouncing tits. I rarely wear a bra, and when I do, it’s not a boulder holder; it’s a frilly little flimsy thing so my nipples show right through my top. Today I was at the grocery store. While strutting down the frozen food aisle, my nipples got rock hard; so hard they could cut glass. They caught the attention of a hot guy. He flirted with me. Told me I looked like I could use some warming up.

He followed me to my car. My intent was to bring him home and fuck his brains out, but my hormones got the better of me. I let him pull my shorts off right there in full view of anyone in the parking lot. His cock was already hard. He slipped me his dick in my plump pink pussy. I could feel my cunt lips stretching as he entered me. I felt like such a dirty whore getting fucked from behind by a stranger in public. Cars drove by honking. One yelled, “get a room.” Nothing broke his stride. He pounded my cunt so hard my tits were slapping against my car window. This was an impromptu fuck, so I let him bare back me. Even let him fuck my tight asshole too. When he got ready to dump his load, he pulled out of my tight ass and shot his jizz all over my back. His warm jizz warmed up my cold nipples for sure.

Afterwards, I pulled up my shorts and panties, waved to the audience that had gathered to see this chubby whore get banged against her car, got in my car and drove home. I love hot random encounters. I will fuck anywhere. I actually love an audience.

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Cocksucking Phone Sex with Cordelia

cocksucking phone sex granny whoreOne of my grandsons made a confession to me today. He informed me that since he was just knee high he has been spying on me sucking cock. I have sucked a lot of dick while I was watching him. I mean just because I am babysitting doesn’t mean I can’t have a little fun of my own, right? Not only has he been watching me, he has been taking pictures with his smart phone. He says he spanks his meat to my image daily. How sweet, right? He presented me with a cocksucking collage as a present. He had arranged a few of his favorite pics, one was me sucking his daddy off.

He asked me why I don’t suck his cock. Asked if I thought it was too small since the ones I usually have in my mouth are really big. I felt bad. I asked him to show me his pee pee. I explained that he is not small, he is just still growing. I assured him that he is bigger now than his daddy was at his age. This seemed to make him very happy. Of course I had to suck his cock. I was actually quite turned on by the fact that he has been watching me so long and dreaming about my mouth on his young shaft.

I got down on my knees, kissed his tiny walnuts, then slipped his pecker in my mouth. It grew quite a bit in my mouth. He was so excited that it got bigger almost instantly. Didn’t take long for him to shoot his first load of boy batter in granny’s mouth. I swallowed every last drop and told him all chicks who go down on him should also swallow his load. I felt closer to him somehow. I honestly didn’t know he was ready for that special family relationship I have with his daddy. I guess he is an early bloomer. Lucky for me. Now I have two grandsons to play with.

Do you like cocksucking phone sex? I got decades of experience. And, I don’t care how old you want to be. I will suck any cock, and I do mean any!

I’ll do whatever it takes to keep you satisfied

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Every girl loves getting spoiled by men, but I actually like to work for it. When I find out a man has a secret dirty fantasy I make it a reality. There’s nothing I won’t do to please a man, I want to keep them coming back for more.

Once you have me I’m yours to use when you want and how you want. You’ll never hear no from me, I’m just a cum hungry slut who can’t help herself. All I ever think about is getting fucked by big thick cocks. It’s impossible for me to fall asleep at night if my tight little pussy isn’t filled with cum first.

Sometimes I drive myself crazy! After I cum it only takes a couple seconds before I want to again. Maybe one day I’ll find a man that’s good enough to change it, but I doubt it. I’ve always been this way, it’s what caused most of my break ups. I just blindly follow my cunt around all day and do whatever it tells me to do.

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Dirty Phone Sex Whore Cordelia

dirty phone sex chubby grandmaI’m a dirty phone sex whore, because I am a dirty whore. I love raunchy, raw, dirty fucking. I’m not really the romantic let’s make love kind of woman. Guys who approach me aren’t looking to date me, they just want to fuck the shit out of me. And that is fine by me. Today I met two very different guys down to fuck. And even though I had my son and his boy at my place, I still wanted some cock.

The first guy I fucked was a young white boy with a huge thick cock. I’m not even sure how old he was; I didn’t care. He spotted me at the 7-11 and followed me home. I guess I teased him with my see through outfit . I just pushed him down on the couch and started sucking his cock. That throbbing dick felt good in my mouth too. He must have been younger than I thought as he came super fast. I had a face load of his tasty jizz. I was already to get him hard again because I needed fucking, but he was embarrassed and left quickly.

dirty phone sex granny blowjobWell, I was all horned up so this time I went on the prowl for more cock to take care of that itch. I found a nice strapping black man. He was the mailman for the day, extra holiday coverage. Well my pussy needed some extra coverage. I begged him for a quickie. I just needed my box stuffed for a good 15 minutes or so. I took off my robe, showed him my little blue teddy, and he came running in the house.

He carried me into the bedroom, put me on the bed and started licking my snatch. Huge tongue too, could only image what his cock would feel like. I came pretty quick. I tried to suck his cock but he was on the clock. It was just gonna be a wham bam thank you ma’am sort of thing. He shoved his big black tube steak in my hungry pussy and pounded the shit out of me. Wow. It was just down and dirty hardcore fucking. He filled me up with cum. Made me cream on his beef stick. I got what I needed. I have such a high libido. I have fucked as many as 10 guys in a day. Some days I can masturbate all day and be happy, but some days I need a cock in me all day long.

Today is one of those days. Luckily my son and grandson will be home from shopping soon. Because I am going to fuck all night long.

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Dirty Whores are Everywhere

BBW phone sex hairy pussyFolks pass judgment on me all the time because I like to fuck. A guy has a 1000 sex partners and he is celebrated, but if a woman has 100 sex partners she is a whore? Fuck that shit. I’m almost 60 years old and I will fuck who I want, when I want and not feel bad for a moment. Sex is good and not just for the man. I picked up a younger man today at the beach near my trailer park. I was walking along the ocean shore and saw his in shape young body and told myself I want that. So I don’t have the body of a 20 something, so I am not a thin Hollywood MILF type. Sexy comes in all shapes and sizes, and ages! I’m confident, in tune with my sexuality and I go after what I want. And the result has always been lots of cock. That’s right, even a full figured granny can get young dick whenever she wants. Hell, I can get any dick I want.

I just marched right up to that stud, told him I was horny and needed some cock. Guys rarely pass up free no strings attached pussy. I brought him back to the trailer and fucked his brains out. I let him fuck my fat ass too. I love it up the ass. I know some women don’t, but honestly, I think it’s just cause they can’t relax enough to enjoy it. A nice big cock up the backdoor removes the stick if you know what I mean. Men love a woman not afraid to get dirty in the bedroom. Nothing is too taboo for me.

BBW phone sex dirty gilfThis young stud wanted to call me granny as he fucked my hairy snatch. I thought that was hot. I’m training my own grandsons to fuck me as well as this stud did. A horny broad always needs a few fuck toys handy to scratch that itch when she gets it. But until they are ready to really give it to granny hard and fast and all night long, I have no problem picking up strangers at the beach, or anywhere for that matter.

BBW phone sex grandma cougarThe stud who fucked me silly yesterday, showed up on my door step this morning. Back for a bit of the hair of the dog that bit him. I fucked him again until I had drained his dick of about a week’s worth of cum. I love fucking and I won’t make any apologies for it. Think and say what you want, but I am good with the names: whore, slut, tramp, cum dump, cougar, p granny, dirty mommy… I embrace it all.

And you know what? There are plenty of like minded women like me. Women who enjoy sex and want to be fucked. Women you can enjoy any taboo, naughty dirty fantasy or fetish with and won’t be judged for it. You can find other whores, sluts, tramps, cum dumps, cougars, BBWs, p grannies and dirty mommies by liking us on Facebook and following us on Twitter.

Fucking is Dirty Work

dirty phone sex granny hairy pussyHousework is dirty work, but sometimes you have to do it. I fucked my ass off this weekend and my trailer looks like a few porn movies were filmed in it. Empty beer bottles everywhere; white powder residue on the coffee tables and mirrors; underwear hanging from light fixtures and stuffed under couch cushions; cum stains on the rugs and furniture; dried spooge on the wall; even liquid cum piles on the kitchen floor. By how swollen my cunt and asshole were this morning, I know I had one hell of a good time this weekend. I remember bits and pieces. Like some big black cock drilling my ass, which explains my carpet burns. I remember some young studs circle jerking on my face. My hair is a bird’s nest from all the dried cum in it. What can I say, I still love to party and I still love to fuck.

But now, I have to clean up my place, so I can do this again next weekend. Right now my trailer looks like a crime scene there is so much DNA everywhere. But I love it. I love that I am almost 60 and still can fuck, suck and party like I am in my 20s. Of course, I didn’t clean when I was younger lol. But, that is why rubber gloves were invented. For cleaning cum up; no wait, that is why we have tongues.

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She just can’t please you the way I can. My luscious round boobs and ass are to fuckalicious for you to resist. Your craving my curves right now aren’t you? My slutty fat pussy just advertises how plump for the pumping it is.
You were watching me and I did notice it. Wearing my red satin blouse with these plump breasts nearly bursting out of it. That skirt hugging my bodacious bottom and you crave to pound this ass and spank this luscious booty. Don’t be shy about your real feelings and how fucking hot you find my squishy soft body.

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Think about this, your sneaking up on my place and the curtains are open. I am entertaining a younger man and you had to see. You watched me get fucked by this young man’s massive 12″ cock. You got so fucking hard watching him fuck me. In fact you were dying to come in and have sloppy seconds of my cream pie filled fat pussy.
Don’t be shy I promise you’ll spurt.