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Blowjobs Phone Sex with Cordelia the BJ Queen

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The guy I blew today said he had never had a woman swallow his load before. In his 30’s and the chicks just spit it out or made him cum in his hand. I want to throttle women who won’t swallow. I’m a cum whore. I love the way it tastes, looks and feels on my body. I think it’s hypocritical to want a guy to lick your pussy and not swallow his hot load of jizz. I love a cum bath-on my face, down my throat, up my ass, in my pussy, all over my tits… Hell, I’ve given foot jobs before and loved the feel of cum squishing between my toes.

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Sexy BBW Cordelia: Fuck Me Like a Porn Star

sexy BBW matureI’m a sexy BBW. I get told this all the time. In fact, the other day, my son suggested I supplement my income by being an escort. I have thought about it in the past, but never had the guts to do it. I assumed that escorts were all young porn star looking women. Turns out guys like all types of women, and there are plenty who enjoy a full figured mature gal like myself. My son took a few pictures of me. I did my best to look classy. Honestly, I can be a high class woman, the kind you take to the opera and discuss current events with, or I can be a trailer park whore you fuck in the ass in the bathroom of a strip club. Call me a switch hitter lol.

I like posing for my son. He seems to elicit the best pictures from me. Of course, afterwards I always get really horny for him. I was looking all classy for my mini photo shoot, then begging for my son to fuck my ass and shoot his jizz all over my face. No so classy, but really hot. I love a creamy facial. Especially my son’s.

What do you think? Would pay for the pleasure of my mouth on your cock? Or your cum on my face? I hope being an escort is pretty much hardcore fucking and not conversation. Sure I can converse like a lady, but I am much more comfortable fucking like a whore.

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Sexy BBW Glenda Twerks That Ass

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I jammed the door up so no one could get in and we could have some privacy. I took my dress off and got right down on that bathroom floor and nude twerked for him. I gave Miley a run for her money in the twerking department too. See I have a nice big ass, way bigger than some teen bean pole. I gave him such a hot show that I felt a hot load of cum hit my ass. I guess he couldn’t contain himself! I was hoping to blow him or better yet fuck him and he blew his load watching me twerk. Dang.

He told me he had just never seen a finer ass in motion than mine. I was flattered but disappointed. We went back to dancing. He came home with me though, and he lasted all night long on round two! Fucked my ass as I twerked on his throbbing cock. This time I got a hot load in my ass, and by the morning, I got 4 more hot loads. I love being a sexy BBW with a big fat twerking ass!

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BBW Phone Sex: Fat is Where It’s At

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A fat girl is a happy girl. She is not cranky because she is starving. She has some meat on her bones so she can fuck hard and not break. She is not concerned with what society deems appropriate so she will likely do anything! A chubby girl rocking a bikini is proud of who she is, proud of what she looks like. Guys, full figured gals, chubby chicks, or downright two tons of fun ladies are who you should to be fucking to bust your nuts.

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I look out the window right as my girlie Sammy pulls in the drive. We’re going to go cruise and drink and smoke a j and bitch about our lives. God, look at her. That luscious red hair, those green eyes and those fantastic tits. I want to fuck her. I get in the car and hand her a bottle of Kinky and she sparks up the joint.

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She speeds away, laughing, and we start bullshitting. I grab her knee and slide it up her thigh. She looks at me with a twinkle in her eye and pulls over. I slide her panties off and slip 3 fingers into her tight wet slit. “I want you to fuck me” she whispers.

We get out of the car. There is a tree with long, thick icicles & I break one off. I put it to my crotch “Get on your knees. Suck my icicle dick.” She obeys me and sucks it till the tip is dull. I grab her by the back of her neck and bend her over the hood of the car. I spread her legs open, pulled her panties to the side and slid that frozen icicle into her hot pussy and fucked her till she was came. I smiled and looked down at her as she shook from being fucked with ice.

Sexy BBW Cordelia and the Church Lady

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I wasn’t having any of her “I’m a bad role model” for the little ones crap nor any of the “have pride in yourself” bullshit. I do have pride in myself. I’m proud I like to fuck. Proud of my juicy body. Proud to be a whore. Proud to teach my grandson that fucking is a good thing. I told her if she didn’t want her son around me, fine, don’t let him come over, but I was not changing who I was for her. Then I got up, put my big sexy tits in her face and suggested she get laid to loosen up a bit. I think the last time she got fucked, Reagan was president. I went off on her. Shocked the fuck out of her. Guess she thought I was going to be all submissive to the church lady, or some docile granny.

I knew what she needed. I pulled out my big double sided dildo I use to fuck my cunt and ass with and suggested she stick it in one of her holes if she remembered where they were. She looked mortified. Tried to save my “sick soul.” Like a disobedient little one, I threw her over my lap and spanked her. I spanked a grown ass woman. She was the one that needed saving, not me. Started to turn me on actually. I got a little forceful with her, tossed her on the couch, ripped her clothes off and fucked her with that didlo. Initially she was screaming, and pleading for me to stop, but soon she was moaning and begging for more. I knew she needed the cobwebs cleared out of her cunt. Just an old repressed biddy. Not anymore. She didn’t need Jesus. She needed Cordelia to fuck her.

By the time I was done ramming my didlo in her tight holes, she was a different woman. Maybe not the trailer park sexy BBW whore I am, but a much nicer, relaxed gal that was for sure. I don’t understand women who don’t fuck and suck. It’s a much better world when folks are getting laid. Don’t you agree?

Look For A Sexy BBW Under Your Tree

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Dear Santa: I Was a Naughty Girl

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I know how to flirt. I checked out my surroundings, and pulled him into the family bathroom that was near us. I locked the door, got down on my knees and sucked his married cock. Despite that ring on his finger, his cock did not act like it belonged to one woman. It was throbbing in and out of my mouth. And he was moaning like his cock had not been sucked in decades. I was happy to polish his knob; make him feel good for a little while.

I reached inside my panties and started rubbing my pussy, which was drenched just from giving him head. I was ready to swallow his load when he pulled me up, ripped my panties off, bent me over the sink and fucked me. My big boobs were pushed against the sink mirror. He held on to my ample ass and thrust his cock deep inside my cunt. His big cum filled balls were slapping on my juicy ass too. He came deep inside my pussy. It was such a hot, naughty, random encounter. I pulled my panties back up, adjusted my skirt, fixed my hair, and went right back in the store like nothing happened. He followed suit.

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After I made a nice puddle on your bed, It was your turn to have fun. I sat up, grabbed your massive prick, and pushed it into my mouth. As I swirled my tongue around the tip I could feel it swelling and it started to twitch. Once your fat dick was rock hard I stuffed the entire thing down my throat and gagged on it. I bobbed my head up and all the way down your pulsating cock until you filled my mouth with cum. Then, I opened my mouth wide for you because I wanted to see that I had swallowed every drop.

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Sexy BBW Cordelia: Young Studs Wanted

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Can you blame him? I’m almost 60 and I think I look pretty hot for an AARP member! Fuck MILFS boy, I’m a certified GILF. Grandma I’d love to fuck. I’m gonna score big on Cougar Life, don’t you think?

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