When me and my friends are rating cocks in our text group we often use the eggplant and shrimp emoji to tell each other if it was worth the effort. I always thought it was funny and didn’t really think much of the system, until I went to the store. Of course they tell you not to shop hungry, they should also tell you not to shop horny. I was walking around looking at the fresh veggie and fruits section and for the first time ever actually looked at an eggplant. Caught my breath a little bit, it really did look a good bit like a cock with a really big head. I picked on the biggest eggplant they had and held it in my hand. Stroking it lightly surprised even myself at the thought of wanting it inside of me, I was even getting wet! This is crazy! I kept telling myself as I walked toward the bathrooms jerking off my hand selected eggplant as if I was warming up a real cock. Picked the big stall and locked myself in there and pulled down my panties and rolled up my skirt. Didn’t even think about washing it! All I could think about is how badly I wanted to be gushing all over it as quickly as possible. I was already wet which made sticking the fat part of the eggplant inside me much easier, it felt so good stretching the entrance of my pussy. Holding onto on of the safety bars with on hand for balance, I used the other one to fuck the eggplant in and out of my fat cunt. I started moaning loader and loader not caring who heard me until I finally came hard over the purple fruit.
Category: Chubby Phone sex
Phone Sex with BBW Glenda in a Bubble Bath
I enjoy mutual masturbation. I love to get off with my callers, especially this past year when it has been damn near impossible to hook up with men. There is no other job I could make great money doing while playing with my pussy! I get paid to play. Last night was slow for me, so I decided to take a bubble bath hoping the phone would ring and someone would want to have phone sex with BBW Glenda. It seems to be a sure-fire way to make your phone ring. Try to do something and ring ring. I had just slipped into the tub. It was a steamy bubble bath by candlelight. My phone rang the moment I started to rub my wet bald pussy. It was a regular with great timing. I told him he must have sensed I was naked. He could hear me splish splashing about. He could also hear me moaning. I am a horny woman, but something about a bubble bath makes me hornier. I started playing with my pussy while he stroked his cock. He told me in vivid detail what he would do to me if he was there. And I made sure he had the best virtual blowjob ever. I am a cock sucking slut in person. I had my suction cup dildo in the tub with me. I never take a bath without it. My sexy caller heard me sucking on it then he ordered me to fuck it like it was his cock. I really made a mess then. Water was splashing on the floor as I bounced on my dildo in my bubble bath. I came hard though and so did he. It was nothing a towel would not clean up. My pussy was wetter than the floor. I love getting off with my callers.
Dirty phone sex slut Barbie
I’ve been such a wild and naughty slut lately. I can’t help getting so freaky and disgusting when it turns cocks so rock hard for me! Every guy loves a dirty whore he can have fun with! I’ve been having the most insane and dirty phone sex and getting absolutely raw as a freaky BBW scat whore. I can’t even describe how amazing it feels to have a hard dick in my hand while I grind my tight shit hole all over your mouth and tell you to lick my sweet asshole. I love being rimmed while I stroke and lick and make your cock spurt cum for me! I’ll go down and gag on your fat meat stick, while you beg me for this hot, sloppy surprise! Open your mouth and taste it as I squeeze it all over your face! I’ll reach down and finger my fat, wet pussy. I’m gonna make my whore cunt squirt all over your face while you lick me clean. Once you’ve had your taste of my magic mud pie, it’s time to shove that rock hard dick up my cleaned out shit hole! We can get as nasty as you want but don’t keep me waiting! I’m playing with my soaked kitty and waiting for you baby.
Filthy BBW Sex
Hey, baby! Are you looking for some hot BBW sex? A girl like me knows exactly what to do to make that cock of yours stand at attention. Thick girls like me tend to be pretty freaky, so you’re going to be satisfied – I can guarantee you that much! Add that to the fact that I have been fucking for a while, and you know what that means – you’re going to become addicted to this fat cunt. I’ll be able to make you cum harder than you ever thought would be possible. That’s just because you hadn’t gotten a chance with a slut like me.
I bet you’d love to be in a room full of fat chicks just like me. I’ve been in group sex situations with a bunch of my chubby girlfriends and one very lucky man. He didn’t know what to do with himself. He was so excited and I told him to just lie back and let us do all of the work. He relaxed and then we went to town on him. Do you want to know what kinds of nasty things we did to him? I’d be more than happy to tell you so just pick up the phone and dial my number.
Sucking Cock For A Free Meal
The tile under my knees caused a bit of a bruise but I didn’t mind while I slobbered all over the waiter’s cock. I was running so behind today that I forgot my purse at home and had no way to pay for my lunch. Well not exactly no way to pay for it. I lured him by the bathroom and explained my situation in a very suggestive manner. How a slut like me couldn’t imagine leaving such great service with being unable to properly award it. Pulling him in the bathroom to pay for his silence grabbing the only stall in the men’s room. Pulling out my big tits from my dress and slid his cock in between them well I licked the tip of his head. Teasing him as much as possible to ensure a big orgasm to make it worth his time. Deep-throating his cock, gagging, spitting and eagerly sucking down all his precum like the hungry chubby slut that I am. As I felt him throbbed I forced myself down on his cock as much as possible so it would shoot right inside my throat. With the both of us satisfied I was free to take my leave.
Chubby Ass Punishment
Sometimes a girl has to use her sweet ass to get her out of trouble!
And I get in trouble a lot so my ass is used to being torn up!
I was late again this morning so I knew my boss was going to want to punish me, and so I prepared for a complete ass violation!
I shaved my pussy so it was a smooth as a babies bottom, completely lickable and mouth to cunt friendly, then I slipped on some edible crotchless panties and ground my sweet cunt in them all the way to work, ensuring the would taste and smell like my slippery wet cunt!
When I got to his office, he was standing there, hard cock in hand, ordering me to assume the position!
I walked over to his desk, slowly, swaying my ass from side to side as if there were drums playing in the background… Boom, bada Boom…Bada Boom!
His cock was already oozing cum from his luscious helmet head and if I didn’t enjoy the ass fucking so much, I would have dropped to my knees and begged for his cock….
But I was a very very bad whore…
and I deserved to be punished!
Cleaning This BBW Cunt For A BJ
You look famished pretty boy. Come and have a seat at sexy BBW Wynona’s table. I’ll lay up on it, my legs spread. You’re having something my Momma made for dinner; me! I’ll scoot to the end of the table, and pop these sexy ass right up on your shoulders.
You can dive in; I’m juicy wet, and absolutely dripping with that sexy honey goodness. Clean my cunt good, baby. Use that fat tongue to lap up all of my juice. It’s running down my thighs, pouring down your cheeks. Every time that tongue flicks over my sweet little clitty, I’ll oozing more and more grool. It’s what you wanted, isn’t it baby?
My pussy will pour down your throat, and you can drink me down in gulps. I know how much that turns you on, to be a helpless victim in eating my sweet honey pot pussy. You get so hard every time you think you even smell it, and that only serves to make me wetter and wetter. Remember who feeds you, pretty boy. Cum show me your appreciation.
I’d like to know what that mouth does besides smile at me like a cocky little prick. Though, you aren’t little, are you? No. And you coax a hellova lot of cunt grease from me, and maybe even some serious face fucking if you’re lucky!
Sexy BBW Period Play
I love the phone sex calls I have with my special lover. He loves this sexy BBW when I am on my period. He loves to show up when Aunt Flow pays a visit. He will even bring me the best gifts. A big box of my my Kotex super absorbent. I am so flustered when he is over and my period starts but he is the most loving gentleman about it. I come to bed and tell him my flow started. He lays back and I sit on his face. The cotton string of my tampon hanging from my vagina turns him on. He sticks his tongue in my cunt and uses his teeth to pull the tampon out.
He loves to fuck me with the tampon in even. Truth be known, I lost my virginity on my period. I was so nervous and left my tampon in. My one night stand didn’t say a thing he fucked me a bit with it in then he popped it out of my cunt and enjoyed the menstrual flow of a freshly popped cherry all over his dick. It was a very erotic and well lubricated fuck.
So my period lover that pays a visit once a month has a way of sympathizing with me. I get to put a super absorbent tampon in his butt. I fuck it in with the applicator first and then pull the plastic away. It’s so hot I love to tug at that string and make him cum.
Fat girl porn star Barbie
I was home alone last night and super bored.I had been watching hot and nasty, fat girl porn all night long and my plump juicy cunt was so wet! I was in the mood for a long, hard cock. I knew exactly who I wanted to fuck. I sent a dirty pic to my hot neighbor. I asked him if he wanted to taste a thick, nasty slut tonight. I told him to use my spare key and let himself in. I was upstairs rubbing my fat cunt and waiting on his massive BBC to come slam this fat pussy! He walked in and immediately pulled that huge dick out for me. I wrapped my luscious lips around that giant shaft and looked up at him while I tried to take as much as I could in my mouth. I rubbed and teased my cunt while I gagged on it. I pulled that massive BBC out of my mouth just in time. I barely had time to pull it out before he exploded shooting hot, sticky cum all over my face. I licked up as much as I could and let the rest drip down to my wet kitty. I let him keep the key for our next hot encounter!
I Spread Wide And Waited For Him
It was supposed to be a romantic dinner first date. He was cooking and everything when I got there. I was dressed fine with all my curves totally on display. I fixed us a drink and was checking out his hot ass in those jeans. Then he turned around and damn I could see a major bulge in his pants. I tried to carry on a conversation, but my eyes kept checking out his crotch. It looked thick and long and big. What kind of beast was he keeping hidden away like that? The thought of food was good but the thought of him was even better. I excused myself to the restroom but really, I was on my way to his room. I took off my clothes but left that hot ass belt he had complimented me on. Then I laid back and yelled for him. Asking if he could help me with something. He walked to the bathroom and the door was open. I just waited for him to pass by. He stopped at the door and I was spread wide. Holding my pussy lips apart, giving him a look at my juicy wet cunt and gigantic tits. He didn’t even hesitate. The bulge grew bigger as he walked towards me. He removed his shirt, pants and let that snake out. It was just as I imagined. Thick long and hard. He leaned towards me and joined. As we started kissing, I felt his hands between my legs, fingering me. I reached for his beast and started stroking. We got kinky and it was hot. I am getting wet thinking about it. You best give me a call and let me tell you what this bbw did to him.