Yee-Haw. National Beer Day is April 7th and I’m ready for the festivities. Where else can you go to drink massive amounts of beer, puke, show your titties, and pick up some dick? Ok, so cultured folks have them beer tasting events where you sip and critique. I call that bullshit. A country girl like me is gonna put on a short denim skirt, a tied at the belly button shirt, sandals. and a pony tail. Just because I’m fat don’t mean I’m not sexy. Then, I’ll hop in my truck and head out to the party. I’m gonna be a total slut, make men buy me beer, and enter the wet t-shirt contest. My huge titties will make you cream.
I’ll be watching for you. I know you have a big cock in those jeans and my drunken ass wants it. Buy me a beer and tell me some lies. I’m not looking for a date tonight, just a good time. I want to be bent over, have my skirt pulled up, and get fucked. Bury that big boner inside of me and make me scream. Let me suck the beer off your cock. There’s nothing more eager than a fat drunken slut who needs a hard fuck. I’m no prude. I need to feel you inside of me, banging my plump pussy and tight ass. I’ll probably never give you a second look after tonight but who cares. It’s time for beer and fucking tonight. Use me as you please. Pour that beer in my pussy and suck it out. Fuck my BBW pussy and let me slurp the beer off your cock. It’s a fat girl rodeo!!!
Let’s celebrate Beer Day my way. Pour a cold one and let’s do a call. Let’s just get drunk and screw, as Jimmy Buffett would say!!!
Or as Rodney Carrington would say, “Titties and Beer.”
Titties and beer (titties and beer)
Big old titties and beer (titties and beer)
I thank god almighty for titties and beer (fat titties and beer)
Hunting two legged deer (titties and beer)
Thank god I ain’t queer (bring him out here)
There’s one thing daddy likes and that’s titties and beer (big fat tits and beer)
A little titties and beer I said great big titties and my beer
God I love those mother-fucking titties and my beer (big old titties and beer)
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