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Great Big Tits Can Wash Your Car and My Car

great big titsMy great big tits can wash my car. They can wash any car. I spent the weekend at my rental property. I do not get many opportunities lately because my little farmhouse has picked up traction on Air B and B. During Covid, I rehabbed the place. You should have seen it when I inherited it. Honestly, I thought about selling it for the land. I never envisioned that I could flip a place, but I did. And now it makes me a nice monthly passive income.

However, I took it off the calendar for this past weekend. I wanted to work on a few projects. Plus, I wanted to wash the car the way I like to wash a car. At my place in the city, my stuck-up neighbors complain when I wash my car topless. Well, the women complain. No man ever complains about my body, LOL. Would you?

Out in the country, no one can see me using my big tits to soap up my car. Or so I thought. I keep forgetting about the access road above me. Now if someone does not get out of their car, they would never see me. However, some one breaks down or pulls over to pee and they look down into the hollow, they can see me. Not very close-up, but maybe enough to pique curiosity.

My Boobs Can Do Anything

My soapy tits just finished washing the windshield when I heard some one yell down. It echoes because I am the only thing down in this hollow. I looked up and saw a guy waving. Too far to tell age or looks, or anything really. But I guess he got a good enough look at me because he got back in his car and drove down the access road to greet me. I prayed that he would be handsome and hung.

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I lucked out because he was both. And horny too. Turns out he has stayed at my Air B and B which is how he knew about the access road. I thought perhaps he had to pee, but he pulled over to see if the place was occupied. Turns out, it was, but just by me. He wanted me to wash his car too, but we settled on me polishing his knob. I am a cock sucking slut after all. I sucked his cock out in the open field too.

This babe needed his cum. This sexy babe always needs cock and cum. Although I love the solitude and quiet of my country home, I miss my city cocks. We fucked on the hood of his truck. He came and went on his way. But he proved to be a bright spot in an otherwise quite weekend.

 

Sexy BBW Glenda Loves Her Big Boobs

sexy bbwA sexy BBW like me with natural 40 EEE’s can get most men she wants. Women find most men predictable. They see a pair of big boobs and get an erection. Look at me? Do you feel some movement in your pants looking at my tits? I think nothing feels better on a man’s cock than a set of big, soft boobs. Sir Mix a Lot may have preferred big butts, but he knew silicon parts were meant for toys. My tits are real. So, is my ass.

My married lovers appreciate my real tits. In fact, I have one married lover who only titty fucks me. He loves his wife. But he loves my great big tits just as much. However, he does not consider titty fucking cheating. Although I think his wife would disagree, I keep my mouth shut. If he thinks my tits smothering his cock is not cheating, I am not changing his mind. He spoils me and I want him to keep spoiling me.

Men Like Big Boobs and Big Boobs

As much as he loves my big boobs, I love them more. They can get me out of jail free. By that statement I just mean I have a sort of advantage in life that small breasted women do not possess. My big boobs earned me As in high school and college. If a cop catches me speeding, they get me out of traffic tickets. At concerts, they might get me backstage. If I am at the end of any line, they get me to the front of the line. And of course, they get me any man I want.

Most men want to fuck me. And I do not mean just fuck my titties. I look good and I possess a killer curvy body. Plus, I am a nice girl. And a horny girl. But I know my big tits are my biggest draw. And I would not change that for anything.

Sexy BBW Glenda Loves To Be Watched Fucking

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Every man needs a sexy BBW. The men in my life appreciate my curves. They enjoy showing me off too. Over the weekend, I met one of my married lover’s best friends, Paul. He looked good to me. However, I was unsure if my married lover wanted me to fuck his friend or not. I figured the introduction could be innocuous. But a girl can hope, right?

Turns out my married lover wanted me to fuck his best friend. Paul’s wife left him for a black bull. I thought to myself maybe Paul has a small dick. Why would she live a good-looking man who makes awesome money for a black dude unless he is bad in bed. Perhaps I was over thinking it all, but I get disappointed when a good-looking man has a shrimp tail for a dick.

Exhibitionist BBW Slut Glenda

If my lover wanted his BFF to experience BBW sex with his mistress, I was going to do it. I planned to take one for the team. But Paul did not have a small cock. I sang Hallelujah in my head once I saw his monster cock. So, he was not BBC big. The guy still had at least 9-inches of thick cock for my greedy mouth and pussy. My lover watched as I fucked his friend. This was a first for me. None of my married lovers has watched me with another guy before. Let alone, watched me with his best friend.

I am an exhibitionist though. And most men are voyeurs. So, watching me and my married lover satisfied both of us. I told Paul that his wife was a fool for leaving him. I believed it too. A handsome man with a nice cock and a good job? Yeah, I will pick that guy every time. I guess that’s why I am a professional mistress. When wives stop taking care of their husbands, this cock sucking slut comes in to save the day.

I ended up fucking them both. I love to be double penetrated. Although my married lover said he just wanted to watch, he could not sit on the sidelines. He found himself too aroused not to join the fun. What do you think? Would you share me with one of your friends too?

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Cock Sucking Whore Glenda Will Go Down on You Anywhere

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This cock sucking whore never shies away from a big cock. In fact, if I know a man is packing a big cock, I fall to my knees without bothering with a name exchange. Sometimes, I embarrass my girlfriends with what a dirty cock sucker I am. Nothing matters to be but the big cock. Oh, and the cum that is in that cock. I made a spectacle of myself at a concert last night. But I do not think many folks noticed.

Us girls decided it was a girls night. We did not bring dates. Two of my girlfriends are married. And then me? I am the single slut of my friend circle. I drank some fruity drinks and enjoyed time with my besties until I saw a security guard packing a big cock. Emblazoned by those fruity drinks, I asked him if that was a baton in his pants or if he was happy to see me. He told me he was always happy to see a sexy bbw with big boobs like mine.

No one was watching us. Everyone, including my friends, had their eyes on the band. The hung security guy pulled me around to the other side of the gate, closer to the stage. I went down on my knees quickly. I figured I had 4-5 minutes to make him cum before the song was over and the lights might come on. However, I can make a dead man cum with my oral skills.  I almost made a live man die though. He said no one ever sucked his cock so good in such little time.

If we had been anywhere else and he was not working, I would have fucked him. His cock choked my throat and almost realigned by jaw. Thick cock. Big cock. So much cum that it oozed out of my nose and ears. I walked back to my friends with cock breath. My friends know me. They laughed at me, called me a slut and went back to the concert.

Perhaps I should have paid more attention to the concert. It was one of my favorite 90s bands, but I had cock on the brain. I always have cock on the brain. Oh, and cum too. Cannot be a cock loving slut without being a good cum whore also.

Big Girls Having Sex with Each Other in Front of Another Woman

big girls having sexDo you like watching big girls having sex with each other? Many men do. Hell, even some women do. My friend Erin and I went to a wine bar last night. We had some gossip to catch up on. It was a Wednesday night anyway. The clubs disappoint on weeknights if you are looking for a hung lover to fuck for a night. Erin’s boyfriend does not want her cheating with guys, but he thinks it is hot if she fucks me or any other woman. So, we just planned to drink some wine and bump pussies afterwards.

Wine bars are notorious for catering to a mostly older female crowd. Erin and I were like teenagers in the place. We saw some hot older women too. Even older than us. Erin and I are both 35. But we were still the youngest women there. I was the only sexy bbw. Never an issue for me though. We met a woman in her 50s who reminded me of Susan Sarandon. I get weak around sultry, older red heads. I am a bisexual babe. A few years back I had an older girlfriend for a while. I miss having a sugar momma.

Girl on Girl Action

The sexy red head we met bought our drinks all night. Erin and I did not get to gossip, but we got to talk to a fascinating, smart, witty and hot woman. She invited us back to her Air B and B which was two blocks away. We drove her there and continued to drink expensive wine. She told us she was in town for a trial. I thought perhaps she was a journalist. Of course not. She is the defense attorney in a local, but highly publicized civil suit.

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She sported a wedding ring, so neither Erin nor I saw her seduction coming.  We did not mind that she liquored us up, because she ate our pussies for hours. I mean hours. The sexy bitch possessed some serious stamina. She watched Erin and I fuck with her double-sided dildo. I wanted to fuck her. Hell, I would have let her peg my ass if she wanted. She was that sexy.  She told us she could eat pussy, but her husband forbids her to fuck anyone, including a woman. So, she just watched and rubbed her sexy cunt as Erin and I fucked and played with our great big tits.

We spent the night with her. Erin and I were too drunk to drive home. We woke up smelling like pussy with pounding headaches. Our sexy redheaded milf was gone, but she left us assorted baked goods, Starbucks gift cards and $1,000 cash each. Perhaps, she thought we were hookers. We pocketed the money and ate some Danishes before heading home. We both agreed we needed to go to more wine bars.  I would love a sexy sugar momma again.

BBW Porn Star in the Making

bbw pornBBW porn stars make bank nowadays. I do not want to be a porn star. But I am an exhibitionist slut. I would rock being a porn star because I love to fuck. Occasionally, I nude model for some online outfit like Score. Sometimes, I help a friend with her cam shows. Like me, she is a horny BBW. She profits from her curves, just like I do. When I am making a home video with her for her streaming fans, I feel like I missed my calling. Twenty years ago, however, you did not see women like Lizzo topping the music charts. Or actresses like Beanie Feldstein winning awards. Nowadays, every man loves a sexy bbw.

My bestie needed me last night. So, I showered, put on something sexy and drove to her place for a live show. Uncertain what kind of show she needed, I packed several different outfits and a few sex toys. Turns out her client wanted 2 chubby chicks masturbating together saying his name. It made me wet thinking about it. I enjoy masturbating. I love to masturbate for an audience. Do you jack off a lot too? You can admit it to me. Horny humans should pleasure themselves often.

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When I arrived, she aimed the camera at the bed. She told me what the client requested. We laid out a variety of sex toys to use for our performance. I became nervous. But it was nothing that a puff or two of a good joint did not cure quickly. Horny women lose their nervousness quickly once the camera rolls. The camera loves me. Loves my big boobs and round ass. Fat women masturbating together makes for good money. The Bitcoins chimed away in her account as men tipped us lavishly.

I should become a cam girl, but I love phone sex too much to give it up. Perhaps I can find a way to do both?

Gigantic Tits Cause Quite a Stir on the Interstate

gigantic titsGigantic tits grab a man’s attention. I possess natural 44 EEE breasts. Ever since I was a teen girl, my boobs have served as attention grabbers.  My mother worried about me when I was a little girl. She attempted to strap my boobs down so men would not give me unwanted attention. However, her attempts failed. I wanted the unwanted attention from older men. I lost my virginity to an older man. Twenty years later, I am still looking for attention. Do you favor women with big boobs? Most men do. Since my boobs are real, they bounce, sway and jiggle back and forth. Men often ask me to prove to them that my great big tits are real. I know that they know they are real. But I still flash my boobs to men who ask. One of my girlfriends wants to take me to Mardi Gras one year just so I can flash my tits 24/7. I am game for that.

Anyway, I found myself stuck in traffic yesterday. It was hot outside, and no one wanted to be stuck in their car with the sun beating down on them. I took my top off.  Now, I had my sports bra on, so I was not naked. But apparently, I caused quite a stir with the neighboring cars. Honking ensued. I looked around obliviously because I thought the honking was related to the traffic. That was not the case. Men honked their horns because they wanted to see my big tits. I gave the crowd what they wanted. Men started jacking off in their cars looking at my tits. Some guys pressed their faces against the window of their car. While others pulled out their cocks, so I had something to look at too. I started masturbating in my car. However, I was not the only one. Many of the men in the surrounding cars jacked off with me. Best way for me to pass the time in a traffic jam. Do you agree?

Once the traffic got moving again, a car followed me off the ramp to the gas station. A sexy older man sporting a wedding ring, gave me his business card and told me to call him soon because he would love to see more of me. Married men make me weak. I texted him as soon as I got home. He is coming by tonight for a late-night booty call. I asked for a dick pic since he saw my tits. By the looks of that cock, my pussy will be sore tomorrow morning and I cannot wait.

Great Big Tits are Meant to Be Seen

great big titsGreat big tits are meant to be seen. I was messing around on Tinder and started chatting with this guy last night. I have been benched. I have Covid. No married men can come over and I cannot go out. I feel okay, just don’t sound as cute and sexy as usual. I am not used to going long without cock. Like 12 hours is a long time for me. But 10 days? This is going to be misery. Thank goodness for Tinder. Many men are willing to have phone sex with me. Plus, I have all my callers. If you don’t hang up on my gravelly voice, you can get me off too. What can I say? This sexy BBW is horny all the time. A few of my married lovers have had phone sex with me since they cannot come over. Several have sent me food, flowers and gift cards to Uber eats. I am being well cared for from a distance. This Tinder guy and I masturbated for each other for hours last night. I was not feeling as bad as I thought I would, but then I am healthy from all that cum I drink. I am also vaccinated, but I like to think cum is doing this body good. Anyway, my Tinder guy has a great cock and I have only seen it. I have not felt it yet. But once I am off quarantine, he will be my first fuck. We listened to good music. We came together many times. Me more than him, but he still impressed me with how much cum he spilled and how many times he came. I am a cum whore. I just wished I was there to clean up all the cum he gave me. Covid sucks. But I can still work. I can still masturbate. And I can still make you cum.

Big Tits Wash Cars Better Than Anything

big tits My big tits were the star of the car wash. This young schoolgirl and her friends were trying to raise money for their school. One of the girls is a neighbor girl, so I wanted to help them make money. I put away my groceries, put on a bikini top and some shorts and joined them. The girls all looked at my curves in amazement. I told them I could up the ante for them. Get your mind out of the gutter. I was just helping them raise some money. If it was just me, I would have been washing cars with my body, but I was helping schoolgirls. The cars started piling up once I was out there hustling with those girls.  A DILF is my weakness, so I made sure to get some phone numbers from some of the sexy dads that got their car washed. I did a good deed helping those girls. They made about a grand washing cars with more than half made after I joined their team. BBW naked women can sell ice to an Eskimo. My curves brought the guys to the car wash, but it was the girls who did all the work. Later that night one of the dads texted me. He asked if I wanted to meet up. Of course, I did. I was horny as fuck around all those hot dads earlier in the day.  This guy was the one I liked the most. He was a silver haired fox and appeared to have a big cock because he had it pulled out for me to see as I collected his money. He came over to my place. I sucked off his cock the first thing in the door. I am a cock sucking whore. I wanted to get the party started. He brought me a nice bottle of wine. He only had a couple hours, but we spent it naked and in bed. The girl next door thinks I was helping her out of the goodness of my heart. I can be charitable and be on the prowl for sexy DILFS at the same time.

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Chubby Phone Sex with Me Will Drain Your Balls One Way or Another

chubby phone sexChubby phone sex with me may not be what you think. Yes, I am a full-figured hottie, but I am not into body shaming. I am not your little piggy. I am not submissive. I am a GFE babe. I love to take care of men in a fun and romantic way. I love to be spoiled too. Most men want a sexy mistress with some curves and big boobs, especially one who is as horny as I am. I have a lot of married lovers in my life. And I cannot even count the number of phone sex boyfriends I have, LOL. I have a ton of regs who love to worship me and role play with me. I have one regular who is a doctor. That is profession. He is not just role playing that he is a doctor. When he calls his sexy BBW mistress, we role play doctor patient, but he is not the doctor. I am. And I love it. He likes me to give him a prostate milking. That is something I love to do with men on and off the phone. As a sexy mistress, I would be remiss if I did not give a man’s prostate the attention it really needs. The first time this caller of mine and I had a phone session, he told me his wife will not milk his prostate. He is older, and this is a common problem with men as they age. There is no shame in it. You combine it with a wife who no longer fucks a man like she should, and a man’s balls get backed up quickly. I told him some toys to buy, and after they arrived, we started role playing so I could help him drain his balls thoroughly. I am a cum whore after all. On the phone in a sexy role play, or in my bed with a married lover, this horny GFE babe promises to drain your balls a few times. I want all the cum you have and I will do anything to get it!

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