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Chubby PhoneSex with Glenda: Danger Curves Ahead

chubby phone sex sexy bbwI know some people think I am too big to wear itsy bitsy teeny weenie bikinis. Fuck them. I am a big beautiful woman, proud of my curves. So proud in fact that this morning, I put on my favorite little red bikini and held an impromptu car wash. Any time I need some fast cash this is what I do. It is amazing how many men, even ones with clean cars, will pay good money to have their car washed by a curvy beauty squeezed into a red bikini. I think anyone who believes I should not wear a bikini, is just jealous that I have a nice juicy body. Big tits and a big ass need to be on display.

And that is just what I did. I put them on display on the hood of cars and trucks in my community. I used my body as a human sponge and soaped up almost a 100 cars. My 40 EE natural boobs, are actually, natural sponges too. My curves washed windshields and hoods galore. My soft body is better on a car than those car wash bristles any day. I made about $1500 washing cars in my driveway in a bikini today. Do you know how many folks don’t make that in a week?

chubby phone sex BBW fat girlOne guy whose car I washed earlier in the day, came back later and waited until I was done. He wanted to know if I ever thought of escorting. He said a chubby cutie like me could make bank just working one or two nights a week. In fact he offered me $1000 right then to fuck him. I would have fucked him for free as he was really hot, but I am not stupid. It’s the holiday season! More money to shop with.

I took him in my house and rocked his world with my curves. When he slid his hard cock between my tits he came instantly on my chest. He apologized for cumming so quickly. He said he was just over powered by my smoking hot curves. Lucky for me he got hard again quickly when I sucked his cock and fucked me for hours. I think I may just have to consider this escort thing. Getting paid to do what I like anyway and to flaunt that fat is where it’s at? It’s a no brainer.

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Big Tits Phone Sex with Glenda: Random Encounters

big tits phone sex BBW titty fuckingNot a day goes by that I don’t encounter a man enthralled with my big bouncing tits. I rarely wear a bra, and when I do, it’s not a boulder holder; it’s a frilly little flimsy thing so my nipples show right through my top. Today I was at the grocery store. While strutting down the frozen food aisle, my nipples got rock hard; so hard they could cut glass. They caught the attention of a hot guy. He flirted with me. Told me I looked like I could use some warming up.

He followed me to my car. My intent was to bring him home and fuck his brains out, but my hormones got the better of me. I let him pull my shorts off right there in full view of anyone in the parking lot. His cock was already hard. He slipped me his dick in my plump pink pussy. I could feel my cunt lips stretching as he entered me. I felt like such a dirty whore getting fucked from behind by a stranger in public. Cars drove by honking. One yelled, “get a room.” Nothing broke his stride. He pounded my cunt so hard my tits were slapping against my car window. This was an impromptu fuck, so I let him bare back me. Even let him fuck my tight asshole too. When he got ready to dump his load, he pulled out of my tight ass and shot his jizz all over my back. His warm jizz warmed up my cold nipples for sure.

Afterwards, I pulled up my shorts and panties, waved to the audience that had gathered to see this chubby whore get banged against her car, got in my car and drove home. I love hot random encounters. I will fuck anywhere. I actually love an audience.

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Fat Girl Porn is Where It’s At: Once You Go Fat….

fat girl porn BBW whoresFat girl porn is the best porn around. Especially when it involves full figured dirty whores like me and my friends. You see fat girls are not afraid to get dirty. I mean downright nasty dirty. A guy claiming to be an adult film scout approached me and one of my BBW pals at a bar on Friday. Said he thought we had the faces and the gorgeous chubby bodies for adult feature films. He was holding open auditions in his private studio on Sunday. Gave me his business card, said I should bring some friends if they were half as beautiful as I was. We knew he was likely just some chubby chaser, but we thought why not check it out. Be nice to see some voluptuous vixens representing at the AVN Awards next year.

We got 5 of our hottest BBW girl friends, and one of the girl’s dirty chunky grandma to go with us to the casting call. Turned out to be legitimate. There were beds everywhere, camera equipment and studs galore. It was like walking into a candy store as a young girl and wanting two of everything. My fellow BBWs and I began salivating. The guy from the bar remembered me and explained the business. Informed us fat girl porn is a very popular fetish. I knew fat was where it’s at. He said there were all sorts of niches. We could do just print modeling for BBW magazines and sites that specialize in big tits; we could do hardcore pornography or we could simulate sex acts for photo shoots. We looked at each other and I knew what was on their minds, so I said whatever gets us the biggest cocks in our holes.

fat girl porn chubby big titsHe had a big grin on his face and said he knew I was a natural for big girl porn. None of us were shy. We started disrobing and found ourselves some cock. I found two well hung studs. Started sucking one while I fucked the another. Those guys couldn’t get enough of my curves. We all found eager and willing cocks to pump our big plump holes. It turned into a fat girl orgy. We all had at least two cocks in us. Even the dirty old granny Cordelia found a young stud to pump her fat ass full of cum. Big tits bouncing everywhere, plump pussies full of cum, round juicy asses jiggling, cum dripping off of curves… All so hot.

Big girls can take a pounding like no other. Plus we love it up the ass and have nice big natural tits to decorate with cum. That scout was right, I’m gonna be a natural on film. So are my lovely sexy BBWs. Fat is indeed where it is at. Call me or anyone of my full figured whores and see why once you go fat you never go back.

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Cum on Tits with BBW Glenda

Cum on tits chubby bbwBoobs, tits, sweater meat, airbags, pillows, melons, knockers, jugs, hooters, globes, gazongas, snuggle puppies, tatas, flesh bulbs, chitty bang bangs, high beam lights, honkers, cannons, bazoomas, feeders, coconuts, cans, mounds, boulders, hood ornaments, smother tools, floatation devices, headlights, torpedoes, soombas, milk jugs, wahwahs… The list is endless for names my big tits have been called over the years. I have my own name for the twins-Mary Kate and Ashley. And can I just say the twins have done right by me. I have never paid for a speeding ticket. I have never waited in a long line for anything. I have never paid a cover charge at a bar. I have never failed a course. I love having big natural breasts.

Are you a breast man? I mean look at the twins. Don’t you want to bury your cock in between them? They are perfect for titty fucking and motor boating. Also good for hot wax, bondage, nursing, sucking, squeezing, food play, boxing, washing your back and anything else you can imagine. Confession. Even I am obsessed with Mary Kate and Ashley. I play with them and suck on them all day long. Very few women can put their own tits in their mouth.

In fact, they are craving cum right now. I need a hot load of jizz. It’s a chilly night and nothing warms the girls up like your cum on my tits. Do you like to cum on tits? If you do, I promise to lick it all off while you watch.

Big Tits Phone Sex with Glenda: Let Me Be Your Wet Nurse

big tits phone sex BBW chubbyI went to this museum recently. They were doing an exhibit on African tribes and my friends and I thought it would be fun to get some culture and maybe pick up some smart boys! Out of my friends I have the biggest tits. So big I have my bras specially made to fit me. At the museum I met this cute curator. He was in charge of the exhibit. Smart dude; has a Ph.D. in anthropology. He told me how beautiful I was, and that my boobs rivaled those of African tribal women seen in the likes of magazines like National Geographic.

I asked him what he meant, and then he showed me some pictures. I pulled my breasts out for comparison. He was in awe of their perfection. He said they were better than any tribal woman’s breasts. He measured them, sucked on them, played with them, even had me pose in one of the exhibits claiming my breasts were works of art. I have not yet had babies, but after he told me I had the perfect breasts for sustaining life I got really turned on. As he was fondling my breasts, he explained to me the concept of a wet nurse. I so want to travel to Africa or some other third world country now and use my big tits to help nurse little ones.big tits BBW wet nurse

But he explained that I could make lots of $$ in the US being a wet nurse to horny men. Now I was really intrigued. He shared his fetish for lactating titties. He informed me how to trick my body into thinking its pregnant so I can produce milk. Fuck going to a third world country. I’m gonna fill my big boobs up with milk and get men to pay me to drink from them. My tits have always been sensitive. Suck on them and I cream my panties.

My trip to the museum was educational indeed. I learned about African tribal art, wet nurses and how to fill my big natural double EEs with milk to nurse horny boys. Can I be your wet nurse?

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BBW Phone Sex with Glenda: Big Healthy Tits

bbw phone sex natural boobs slutToday in my neighborhood was one of those wellness trucks. They offer free checkups to folks without insurance. I thought what could it hurt to have my hot body checked out. I thought I might be overweight or have a heart issue because of my weight. I was the only one in the wellness truck with a young hot physician’s assistant. As he was listening to my heart, I was certain it was racing. I was so attracted to him. He said I had a great ticker, and added a smoking body too. I asked him if he thought he needed to check my female parts too.

I took off all my clothes, hopped up on the table and let his hands explore my curves. He gave me a breast exam. Lifted each boob up, felt underneath of them, then took one at a time in his mouth. Sucked my titties until my nipples could cut class. I reached my hand to his crotch, felt his bulging cock. I unzipped his pants, pulled out his throbbing dick and told him slide it between my nice healthy natural boobs. He of course straddled me, and slid that hard cock between them. While he was titty fucking me, he slide his fingers in my cunt. Said he needed to check out my pussy.

bbw phone sex specials big titsVery talented fingers. He actually made me cum with them. Didn’t even need to touch my clit. He licked his fingers cleaned said I tasted so good and healthy. I had to have his cock inside me. I begged him to check out my pussy further. He fucked me good and hard on that table. When he shot his load of cum inside me, he said I was in tip top shape. He said I was healthy and that was all that mattered. See size doesn’t matter. I don’t need to be a size 6 to be healthy. In fact, my hot little PA said I was likely healthier than those skinny ass chicks.

So check out a full figured beauty guys. I’m in great cardiovascular shape, which means I can fuck all night long.

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Chubby Porn with Glenda: Fat is Where It’s At

chubby porn titty fucking bbwDo you enjoy chubby porn? Chubby chasers are growing in number and I am a chubby chaser’s wet dream. I mean look at me? I am a full figured beauty who loves to fuck and suck. I rock my curves. When I was younger the mean girls and boys use to call me a fat pig. But, who is laughing now? I’m the goddess on the Internet making top dollar off my smoking body. I get to eat what I want, fuck who I want and make money doing the two things I enjoy most in this word. Screw the skinny bitches who starve themselves for a man. Fat is where it’s at. I get all the cock I could ever want and I am never cranky because I’m starving. And guys, you want to fuck a girl who eats. A full figured girl with a full belly will have more energy than the Energizer Bunny. I can fuck all night long.

chubby porn fat girl big boobsChunky, big, plump, stocky, meaty, bovine, swollen, obese, doughy, rotund, porcine, hefty, husky, roly poly, large, butterball, pudgy, burly, gargantuan, 2 tons of fun….are words that no longer hurt me. I embrace my body. And trust me, you will too. I have big natural embraceable 40 EEs that skinny girls don’t unless they bought them. Mine wrap around your cock; mine dangle above your lips; mine squirt milk. And, I got a juicy embraceable ass that Kim Kardashian would envy;  but unlike Kim, my lovely lady humps are not implants. You can grab on to my humps as you fuck me up the ass. A skinny girl may break in two if you fuck her ass, but a chubby girl can handle your junk in her trunk. Real women do indeed have curves.

Here are some words for you: more to love, passionately plump, curvalicious, volumptuous, bootylicious, juicy, zaftig, womanly, more push to the cush, BBW…. I am a full figured goddess. Confident and sexy. Beautiful on the inside and out. Words don’t hurt me, only huge cocks do. So cum be a chubby chaser and discover that once you go fat, you never go back.

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Cum Double Stuff a BBW Beauty

BBW phone sex big titsSo today, I was feeling really horny. I masturbated half a dozen times, but my dildo is just NO replacement for the real thing. I need cock. I crave it actually. Sure my dildo feels good going in and out of my juicy plump cunt, but it can’t give me the cum I need; the cum I crave. So, I put on an outfit that highlighted my perfect curves and accentuated my beautiful, natural 38 EE’s and my hot big bubble butt! Yes, I was on the prowl for cock. And where do I go in the middle of the afternoon to troll for throbbing dick? You might not guess it, but my local grocery store. I put on high heels, a slutty tight dress and leave the bra and panties at home. Then, I walk through the frozen food aisle because it will make my nipples so hard they will stick right through my flimsy, tight little dress. And when I see a hot stud that catches my fancy, I drop something in front of him and bend over, oh so slowly, feeling his gaze on my ass. See, this is a trick of sorts. Since I don’t wear panties, my stud for the day gets to see my nice smooth pussy and my pretty, tight asshole. This always gets the right guy hard. Then, I can brush up against him and feel his hard cock through his pants and get a good idea if it is worthy of my fuck holes. That’s right guys, I am a BBW and I need a big dick to fill up my plump pussy.

I picked up two studs today. I’m a fuck whore and let’s face it there is more than enough of me to go around. We started off with a friendly game of pool, but soon I was on the pool table getting double penetrated. Big cock in my plump ass, even bigger one up my cunt. I love being double stuffed. Feels so good to get two dicks. Two dicks are always better than one. The really hot thing was they were comfortable enough to have their cocks touching each other. In fact they straddled me so they could double decker titty fuck me. They pulled out of my holes, got on top of me and shot a double hot load of cum all over my tits and face. I love lifting my breasts up to my mouth and licking the cum right off when it’s fresh and hot still.

Don’t waste your time with skinny girls boys. Fat is where it’s at. No way those skinny sluts could take two cocks in them at once! Cum get me boys. There is plenty to go around.

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Big Tits Phone Sex with Glenda: Special Sunday Delivery

big tits phone sex BBWI was laying outside in my back yard today. Started feeling quite horny. I figured I was in my back yard, no one around, so why not pleasure myself. I slipped my tits out of my bikini top and started sucking on my nipples. Then the other hand slipped into my bottoms and started rubbing my clit. I got lost in the sensation, so much so I did not hear the UPS man enter the yard. I had no idea Amazon delivered on Sundays. Well he had more than one package for me. I could see the bulge in his tan uniform shorts. I signed for my Amazon package with a pen, and my special package with my tits and mouth.

I unzipped his pants, didn’t bother with his name, and swallowed his already hard shaft. I put it deep in my mouth as I slid him between my tits. I pushed the girls against his purple head and flicked my tongue all over that pee hole. I started sucking the mushroom head trying to drain that package dry. When it finally exploded, I went wild licking it all up. His spunk was hot and salty, so good. I had to clean up the mess I made because I am sure he had more deliveries to make. That was an unexpected afternoon delight.

My titties are perfect for fucking, don’t you agree? I would so love licking your cum off my tits!

BBW Phone Sex with Glenda

bbw phone sex big titsBBW  phone sex is a hell of a lot hotter with a BBW gal like me with natural 38 EE’s. Nothing feels better on a cock than real big titties. Silicon parts are for toys. Real ones can smother your cock. Real ones can bounce as you pound. Real ones can be lifted up to have the cum sucked off of them. Real ones can hypnotize you. Real ones can give you life as you suckle on them. Real ones can get you out of a lot of trouble. Real ones can motor boat better.

I have been using my tits for as long as I can remember. In school, they got me A’s. In my car, they got me out of traffic tickets. At concerts, they got me back stage. At the end of the line, they got me to the front. In coach seating, they got me to first class. In clubs, they got me in free. In court, they got me out of trouble. In traffic, they got me in the other lane.

Just the other day, I used my boobs to snag free cable. The Comcast guy was hooking up the new neighbors , and a flash and a jiggle was all it took to get premium stations for free. I love my big beautiful natural breasts. Do you?

Think of all the hot, nasty fun you can have with my tits. You can cover them in cum, whipped cream, hot wax, melted chocolate, body paint, body glitter, champagne… You can pinch them, fuck them, suck them, slap them, hog tie them, motor boat them, sleep on them, float on them, abuse them….

The possibilities are endless with 38 EEs. Give me a call so you can hear me do whatever it is you want to my pretty big titties. They are here for YOUR pleasure.