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Cum on Tits and Other Things

cum on titsCum on tits is so sexy, especially when it is on MY tits. I love cum and food, even hot wax on my big boobs.  I hooked up with a fuck buddy over the weekend for some kinky fun. I had the candles, whip cream, honey and chocolate syrup. He brought the cum. I love food play. Do you? I have been told I have a nice canvas for food. Big natural tits, round plump ass, shaved pussy, deep belly button and a thick but flat belly. Mark thinks I have the perfect body for all sorts of things. He tied up my big tits first. Made them look like torpedoes with  rope. Then, he made my nipples erect by dropping hot red wax on my soft tits. I like a little pain. It is a very fine line between pleasure and pain. Do you agree? After he used candle wax, he went for the opposite sensation. He took ice cubes to each nipple. I love the interplay between hot and cold sensations. Next up was food play. He turned my tits into a banana split. His cock was the banana of course. Whip cream coated my boobs. He added a layer of chocolate drizzle and a cherry on top of each breast. Two perfect whipped cream sundaes before his cock slid between them making a huge sexy mess. As the whip cream and chocolate smeared all over my body and his cock, my pussy got extremely wet. I lifted a messy breast up to my mouth to clean off residual food. He cleaned up a tit while I cleaned up the other one. I also cleaned up his banana. I sucked every last drop of whip cream and syrup off his cock. My boobs were clean again, but he took care of that too. My tits got messy again, but not with food this time, with cum. Cum coated tits are my favorite kind of tits.

Sexy BBW Phone Sex Specials

sexy BBWThis sexy BBW loves to show off her curves. I was Skyping with this guy I met at a party over the weekend. It was a you show me yours, I show you mine kind of conversation. I told him I was a phone sex slut, but he insisted I needed to be a cam girl. He thinks men would pay good money to see a hot fat girl play with herself. Not sure I want to go through the effort of looking pretty every morning, but he gave me something to think about. I was rubbing my plump pussy for him when he got busted by his mom with his cock out. That ever happen to you? Turns out that the guy I thought was in college was still in high school. His mother accused me of trying to rob the cradle, but I honestly thought he was in his twenties. His mother I guess got a better look at me once she calmed down and realized her son was to blame for all this. I could see her looking right at my big boobs. Her eyes were big like pancakes, just like her son. I started swaying back and forth to test my theory. Her eyes followed me. I suggested she show me her pussy. She was what you would call a MILF. She was on the thin side, but very attractive. It took a little cajoling, but before long, I had her sitting at her son’s desk, in front of his computer, with her pussy spread wide. She was hairy, but trim. We rubbed our pussies together and talked dirty. I could hear her son in the background moaning. He was clearly beating his meat watching his mother and his hot BBW masturbate together. I managed to get her phone number. I plan on hooking up with her later tonight. I love me some MILF pussy. What can I say? I go both ways.

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Chubby Phone Sex Slut

chubby phone sexChubby phone sex cuties have a lot more fun than you think. I hate the tired stereotype of the fat girl with no self esteem sitting home alone watching Lifetime movies and shoving her face full of food. I am very social with high self esteem. Look at me? I have curves for days and a really nice natural rack. I can go to 7-11 in a potato sack and get hit on. I was in a cute little skirt and tight top browsing books at Barnes and Noble yesterday afternoon. I needed a good smut book.  These two frat boy types were following me around the store. Well, they were following my big round ass around. I’m chock full of tits and ass. Eventually, I turned around to speak to them. “See something you like boys,” I inquired. Their mouths fell open. They were speechless. They just nodded. I wrote my address down on the cutest boy’s hand as I informed them I would be home in an hour.

When I arrived, they were sitting on my porch like two horn dogs. Once inside, I did a slow seductive striptease for them making sure I twerked my ass right in their faces. They were boys of few words, but big dicks so I didn’t need any small talk. After I twerked and motor boated, they were both officially at attention. I was sandwich meat for two hung studs. I had one guy behind me fucking my big fat ass while his friend was in front of me fucking my pink wet pussy. As we laid side by side on my couch, each boy grabbed a big tit as they plowed my fuck holes. There were lots of grunts and sexy moaning noises. I may have screamed in a good way a few times too. I got double penetrated and double loads of hot cum in my holes. Who needs lit erotica when you are a dirty whore? I live better than any slut in a novel.

Big Tits for Titty Fucking

big tits bbwBig tits like mine were made for titty fucking. I have a lot of great features, but my huge natural jugs are my best I think. Guys of all ages notice them. Seriously from the school boys to the men in the old folks home; even some jealous women stare at my boobs. I was super horny the other day. That means I lose all discretion and will fuck anything with a pulse. So when the neighborhood boys got off the school bus as I was walking by with my pups and said, “Do fries go with that shake,” I quipped back, “Do cocks go with those mouths?” They all dropped their jaws, but they followed me home. I could feel their eyes on my big rump shaker. I could hear their giggles. Normally, I hold out for bigger dicks. A sexy BBW needs something she can feel. Young boys  have shrimp dicks, at least in comparison to men three times their age. But, young school boys are Energizer bunnies. They may cum quick, but they need little down time. They can fuck you really fast for like 3 minutes over and over again. Their boy dicks would fall out of my plump pussy, but they would be snug in between my huge boobs. I’m  pretty sure they heard cheesy porn music in their heads as I invited them in. I pulled my top down, got on my knees and titty rubbed those little peckers almost raw.  They were star struck at my knockers. Girls their age don’t even have tits yet. I let them titty fuck me for hours, coating my big jugs with their boy batter. I know I wouldn’t look good in an orange jumpsuit, but they sure as hell weren’t going to turn me in. Would you?

Wanna Cyber? Fat Women Masturbating with One Hand is Sexy!

fat women masturbatingFat women masturbating is pretty hot, don’t you think? I love playing with my big fat juicy cunt on calls. I play with my pussy on texting sessions too. I can type with one hand! Can you? I am not your typical girl. Besides being full figured, I think like a man often. I certainly masturbate like one. Seriously, I rub my pussy several times a day. I can’t help it. I have always been a really horny woman. I masturbated all the time as a school girl. I was still a virgin then, but always discovering new ways to play with myself. The shower massager, my mother’s shoes, stuffed animals, magic markers, my older sister’s dildo, various kitchen utensils, soda bottles….. Nothing was off limits on my quest for an orgasm. I even played doctor with the neighbor girl. We would grind our pussies together. It is called tribbing now, but back then I think it was just called being naughty.

bbw sex chatI get all the cock I want now.  A sexy big beautiful woman is never without a cock for long; but, sometimes she just needs something for herself. A nice quick hard cum. For me, listening to some of my callers makes it impossible not to masturbate. Plus, I have one caller who sends me dick pictures. His cock is porn star worthy, so I always play with fat pussy looking at his hard cock with panties or his boxers wrapped around it. On BBW sex chat cyber sessions, I am almost always typing one handed because usually, I am watching porn with a guy. Plus guys who cyber are usually at work, or at home with the wife or the brats. You know, feeling horny somewhere they should not be playing with their dick. That intensifies my pleasure. I always think he is so horny he just can’t wait till the coast is clear to talk with a sexy BBW. On the phone, through cyber sessions, or even when not working, you can guarantee that I am playing with myself often.  So, why don’t we play together?

BBW Phone Sex: Dangerous Curves Ahead

bbw phone sexBBW phone sex stands for big beautiful women phone sex.  I may not be two tons of fun, but I am definitely thick and curvy. Guys like a woman with meat on her bones and that is not just something I tell myself because  I am not a skinny girl. I was skinny in high school. It wasn’t easy, because my natural size is pleasantly plump. But, women who eat like birds and worry about their size are self conscious and lousy fucks. I get more dick now that I eat and no longer live at the gym than I ever did as a buxom size 7 girl. Every morning, I go for a nice long walk with my pups, and every morning I get the attention of a few men. Not all are guys I want to bang, but the attention is still welcomed. This morning, I did get the attention of a man that made my pussy wet just by looking at him. I love older men, especially with the salt and pepper hair going on. Our pups played a round of ball together while we chatted. I saw the ring on his finger. I didn’t plan on marrying him, or even dating him, so I didn’t care about that ring. He didn’t try to hide the fact he was married. Also, he didn’t try to hide the fact that he had a huge boner in his shorts. I gave him my number and address. He had some time before work, so he stopped by for coffee. Who am I kidding. He stopped by to fuck and enjoy some great big tits. I sat on the couch with my knockers out for his cock. I love titty fucking. And when your rack is like mine, men love it too. He had every intention of  sharing his 10 inch rod with my plump pussy, but he forgot how good a natural set of big boobs felt around his dick and blew his load. His wife is a member of the barely B’s club. He said he would stop by on his way from home and pound my pussy properly. By that time, I will been fucked by a few other guys already. I will still welcome his visit, however. A sexy BBW can never get fucked enough in a day.

Sexy BBW Celebrates Nurses Day

sexy bbwThis sexy BBW always wanted to be a nurse. This week hosts National Nurses Day, so I thought I would pay a visit to my very favorite nurse. He is a guy. A straight one with a big dick too. He originally going to be a doctor, but he got in trouble in medical school, so he decided to be a nurse instead. Better hours, more access to patients and still decent money. Since he has his MA in nursing, he can prescribe drugs. Bonus for me. He works at one of those walk in clinics at a drugstore, so I visit him often and walk out with pain pills or sleeping pills. And all I have to do in return is blow his 11 inch cock. I’d suck and fuck him for nothing! I put on a sexy nurse outfit under my coat and paid him a visit yesterday. He asked what he could prescribe me. My answer was simple, “Your big fat cock.” I explained that I was paying him a visit to celebrate Nurses Day, so he got whatever he wanted. He wanted my big fat ass. Those skinny coeds he usually dates can’t handle 11 inches up their back doors, but this full figured slut certainly can. I polished his knob, spit shined it and got it good and hard for my ass. He put his fingers in some Vaseline then crammed them up my butt hole for lube. He teased me at first. Slapped his hard cock on my ass cheeks and slid his cock between my crack before he finally shoved it up my sphincter. I let out a loud moan, so he shoved my panties in my mouth so I wouldn’t alert the patients waiting outside that something naughty was going on. He pounded my ass so hard I thought I might need his medical attention afterwards. It was all for a good cause. I deserved a good ass pounding for all the pharmaceutical fun he has provided me with over the years. I left his office with something better than pills, an ass full of his cum.

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Big Tits on a Sexy BBW is a Get Out of Jail Free Card

big titsBig tits are my get out of jail free card. Men just love a nice big set of natural knockers. I rarely put a bra on when I go somewhere because I want my big beautiful tits garnering all the attention. I was at baseball game Saturday. I drank way too many adult juice boxes; my name for wine in a box. That camera passed on me for the smile cam and I flashed everyone my big boobs. There were a few brats at the game and some women who act like they have never seen breasts before. I got in trouble. Heaven forbid a sexy BBW flashes her natural boobs at a baseball game. The officer that came to escort me out of the game kept apologizing. He explained that he was being forced to remove me, however, he thought my breasts were amazing. I talked him into escorting me into the family restroom. Locked the door. I showed him just what my big boobs can do. They wrapped around his bully stick seductively. I was tit fucking his club, when I felt his real club twitching in his pants. Men are powerless over a sexy full figured girl. I unzipped his pants and out popped a pretty average dick. My tits would engulf his cock, but I acted like it was the most amazing dick I had ever seen to avoid an indecent exposure charge. It worked too. He  groped my big titties as he thrust his dick in between them. I want to suck him too, but my tits literally swallowed his cock so nothing stuck out. He came all over my boobs, however, and was very happy to release me with no arrest.  He gave me a card with his cell number and his yahoo ID. Essentially, a player card for married men. He can text and cyber, but not talk! I took his card, and his cum so I wouldn’t be arrested, but I would much rather cyber with you. Maybe even watch you stoke your cock too?

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Squirting Sex with a Sexy BBW

sexy bbwAs a sexy BBW, I am not at a loss for men to fuck. However, I am obsessed with squirting videos. I assumed forever that what I saw was a girl pissing, or somehow the movie was enhanced. I had never squirted, so I thought it was urban legend. A friend told me she squirts. Informed me it just takes a big cock and the right position to make any pussy gush girl goo everywhere; so I started fucking tall men and black men hoping to find just the right sized cock to hit my G spot. My plump pussy was fucked by a slew of big cocks. Still no squirting. I gave up hope of ever cumming that hard. That was until one of my chubby phone sex lovers told me on a call how to make myself squirt. I listened intently to his directions. He even had me put myself on speaker phone so I could be hands free to play with my plump pussy the way he instructed. I had a curved dildo; I just didn’t realize it was a G spot dildo. I got down on all fours with my pussy tilted upwards. I inserted the curved part up and tilted it inside my pussy so it would massage my G spot. I listened to him talk about fucking my hot ass in that  position as I squirted my very first load of girl juice all over the living room floor. I was screaming like a banshee I was feeling so good. A huge puddle was underneath me. I was dripping wet like after a shower. I didn’t stop with the first jet blast. I just kept working my new best friend deeper into my warm wet hole until no more juice sprayed the walls. It was a body rocking, earth shaking cum. I haven’t given up finding the right dick to hit my special spot, but until then, I am never leaving the house!

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BBW Sex Chat with a Sexy BBW

BBW phone chatBBW phone chat with me is always anything goes. I do not believe in limits.  I never say no to a new opportunity because how do I know if I might be missing out on some really wonderful sexual experience unless I try, right? So when these two brothers suggested we fuck, I brought them back to my place to get dirty. They were really kinky too. They were in the states on a school visa. Swedish by their accents. I have heard that in those Scandinavian countries anything goes sex wise. I went down on them together. I managed both big cocks in my mouth at the same time. I have fucked brothers before, but never at the same time. They weren’t freaked out by their dicks touching at all, which I thought was pretty cool. They blow banged my mouth. Two sets of big smooth cum filled balls slapped my face while they each groped one of my huge boobs.

sexy BBWI was sort of hoping for a double load of batter in my mouth, but they wanted my ass. These cocks were 9 inches each and so thick one of my hands could not fit around it. And they wanted both up my rosebud? I started to say no, but then I thought how will I know if it feels awesome or not to have my ass stretched out like that. I went and got my lube so I could say that I tried double anal with brothers. I got down on all fours. Wiggled my sexy BBW ass at them while they lubed their dicks. The first cock went in and I was like, “OMG that hurts.” When the second one went in, I screamed.  I might as well have been fisted.  They shredded my ass with their double Decker dick sandwich.  At first, it hurt. But once they got in a rhythm, I relaxed, started enjoying that feeling. When they started playing with my pussy, I really got into it. I was gushing on their fingers while they rammed their fat fuck sticks up my big fat booty.

We all came together. Don’t think that much cum has ever run out of my ass before, but I enjoyed almost every minute of it. My ass is still a bit sore from a double pounding, but I came so hard it was worth it. No pain, no gain, right?

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