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Chubby Porn for the Troops

chubby pornI made a homemade chubby porn last night. It was a solo endeavor. Me stripping and masturbating. I have a cousin who is overseas. The only way we ever talk is via Skype. Well, his army bunk mate is pretty cute. We have been skyping with each other too. He had a special request. He wanted me to make a video for him for his spank bank. They don’t even get out to strip clubs where they are located. They have no entertainment but games and the Internet on the base. If I could help some military boys with stress release and entertainment, I saw it as my civic duty; a way to pay it forward. It took me awhile to figure out how to set up my i Pad correctly so that all of me was on display, but once I got the logistics  figured out, it was hot to make a jack off porn. I  think any girl who becomes a chubby phone sex slut is an exhibitionist. We like to show off our curves. I teased my solider by sucking my tits and playing with my plump puss. I even fucked myself with a big fat dildo while I said “wish this was your cock.” Maybe I should do porn? My little homemade video came out wicked hot. I sent it to him via a text as soon as soon as it was complete. Not 15 minutes later he sent me a pic of him and a bunch of his barrack buddies, my cousin included, with their hard cocks out. He was holding a picture that said, “Wish you were here.” I wish I was there too. I would have let all those soldiers, even my cousin, fuck the shit out of me.  They are making me a jack off porn in return.

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Great Big Tits and Blowjobs

great big titsMy great big tits believe in global warming! I woke up this morning to almost 80 degree weather in February. It was in the 30’s just a few days ago. I don’t understand why folks are saying global warming is a myth. My boobs can warm the globe; that I am sure of! So what does a cute BBW do on an unseasonably warm February day? She frolics outside naked! I am an exhibitionist slut who loves to flaunt her thick body. I decided to wash my car in front of all my neighbors. I didn’t wear any clothes. What is the point? They would just get wet anyway. Well, a couple guys from the street saw me and thought I was having a sexy BBW car wash! Not my intention, but if guys want to toss me some money to wash their dirty cars and show off my curves, I will not say no to fun money.

sexy BBWTurned out guys wanted their cocks sucked more than their cars washed. I have no problem with that actually. I have always been the BJ queen. In fact, men love a big girl to give them head. We can suck the chrome off a door knob. I sat on the hood of my truck, spread my legs wide and took donations for blowjobs.  Guys were very generous with me too.  Not just with their money but with their cum. Some of those men shot such big loads on me, it made me wonder how long it has been since they came last. Seriously, women, take care of your men because when you don’t they come to full figured girls like me to get the job done right. I love cum and money so really it was a great day for me and the random guys whose dicks I sucked.

Fat Women Masturbating Outside

fat women masturbatingHave you ever watched fat women masturbating? My neighbors do it daily. It’s a game we play. We like to give each other shows. Both neighbors on either side of me are married. I love to tease them. One of these days they will man up and fuck me! Today I went out into the yard so I could show off for 3 sets of neighbors. The two married men and a young teen boy home sick from school who lives with his mom behind me. It was fucking freezing outside. I felt like one of those crazy Polar Bear Club freaks who dives into below zero water.  My nipples were so hard I could cut glass. I got on all fours and rotated around the deck, giving each neighbor a good angle as I worked my bog pink dildo into my plump pussy. I love being watched. I also like public fucking.  I apparently like risky sex too, because that teen boy came out of his house with his hard cock to fuck me. My other two neighbors were very jelly. I have always preferred older men, but sometimes they are such twat teases. Both will tease the fuck out of me, watch me, masturbate with me, tell me how much they love my big tits, but not touch me. I need cock! That young boy next door gave it to me too. You snooze you lose. I fucked like an animal in the wild. That boy had a forearm between his legs not a cock! I could see both neighbors beating their dicks wishing they were high school boys again. I got filled up with young cum and loved it. If you were my neighbor, would you be able to show such restraint or would you just fuck me like that high school boy?

Sexy Phone Chat with a BBW

sexy phone chatSexy phone chat girls come in all sizes. I happen to be the plus size variety! Guys call me when they like to talk with a full figured woman.  They know big girls fuck the best. I have several BBW GFE lovers who call me on a regular basis. Today Sean called me. When we speak, he always has me do things for him. Not just simulated blowjob kind of stuff. Sean is an exhibitionist and a bit of an alpha male. I like both qualities in a guy. Today he called me while I was making lunch. He had very specific, very hot instructions for me. First, he wanted me to oil up my great big tits. I took off my top and lathered them with extra virgin olive oil. Have you ever seen a set of big boobs oiled up? So shiny and silky. My instructions didn’t stop there. I was to go on my porch and flash my neighbors and people walking by on the street my big oiled up tits. I nearly caused a car accident when a car of high school boys drove by. As you can imagine, they paid me more attention than the road. When Sean heard the raucous, he said I should invite them in. When I explained that they didn’t look old enough to fuck, the encouragement turned to an order. I waved them in, put Sean on speaker phone and had a teen boy gang bang. Those high school boys had a look on their faces that suggested they had just won the lottery. Maybe we all had. They tried to grab my big oiled up titties like a greased pig contest, but they kept slipping out of their grasp. My pussy was so wet, their young hard cocks did the same. I could hear Sean on the phone slapping his meat as he listened to me grunt and moan.  We all came pretty much together. Wicked hot. What would you have me do on a call?

Chubby Phone Sex Seduction

chubby phone sexDo you like chubby phone sex girls? Lately, it feels like all men do! I have a new babysitting gig. It’s not my ideal job, but it is part time and I do it because the daddy is hot. I don’t need the money. I don’t particularly like little ones either. But this guy is a real gem. Older, handsome, single and filthy rich. His house is like a palace. His daughter could be Satan’s spawn and I would still deal with her to be in that house. The wine cellar is bigger than my apartment. I have been slowly trying to seduce him, but he has been all business. That was until last night when he accidentally face timed me on his cell naked. He was walking around his house naked drinking wine. His daughter was at a friend’s place for the night. I don’t think he realized what he had done. He didn’t say anything until he heard me say, “So what are you trying to tell me Mr. Vitis?” He was embarrassed of course,  but he didn’t miss a beat.  He tried to act like he was checking with me about Friday night. He played it cool until I pulled my top down showing my big boobs. He spit out his wine. When I stood back and showed him my wet bald pussy, he showed me his cock. I started rubbing my pussy and sucking on a tit while he pumped his rather massive cock. He is in his 50s but his cock showed no signs of age. He admitted he was drunk, but was very complimentary about my sexy curves. “Glenda, you are half my age, but I want you so bad right now,” he stated. I went over to his house. OMG. That man can fuck. And he loves to eat pussy and ass. My thighs were jello from all the orgasms he gave me. I spent the night in his huge bed. He spoiled me in the morning by making me breakfast and drawing me a hot bath in his Jacuzzi tub. I could get use to this kind of life quickly.

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Cock Sucking Slut with Big Tits

cock sucking slutI’m such a cock sucking slut. I was at my friend’s house last night to watch a movie. Honestly, sex was not on my mind. Well, it is always on my mind, but I was all set for a nice evening with a BFF watching “The Accountant.” She neglected to tell me her step sons were visiting. They are two teen boys from her husband’s first marriage. I tried to not have dirty thoughts, but teen boys fuck like animals I have heard.  I am not really a MILF but my older mommy friends tell me a young boy is the best fuck for a mature woman. I am almost 30, so why would they not be good for me too? I didn’t stand a chance at being good. Those young studs were horny devils when it came to me. My BFF lacks my curves and big tits. Sarah decided to run to the liquor store quickly to get us a bottle of wine. She trusted me alone with her two horny step sons. They swarmed me when she left. Cocks out like they were ready to have a duel. I started stroking them both. I was amazed at just how hard they were in my hands. Rock hard. Smooth too. Pretty big for teen boys. I have been with men twice their age, yet half their size. I blew them. Both in my mouth like I was downing a Subway foot long sandwich. I wanted to fuck them , but no way they were going to last in my plump puss. I didn’t want to get busted either. Not sure if Sarah would approve or call the cops on me. I don’t look good in orange. I do, however, look good in white. They sprayed their white young spunk all over my face and tits. I am such a cum whore. Sarah came back, we drank wine, watched a movie and afterwards, I told her to have me over again soon.

Domination Phone Sex with a BBW Switch

domination phone sexDomination phone sex is something I enjoy, but rarely get. Same with domination in my off time. I am not a submissive whore, more of a switch. I was at this party over the weekend that got wild. I was invited as a single gal; all my friends were coupled up but me. I’m happy being single. At least I get fucked regularly. I didn’t quite understand why I was invited until we all had too much wine.  We went out to the patio and got in the hot tub. That is when things turned interesting.  I had been invited to a swingers party.  Couples were mixing it up, swapping mates. I just watched and played with my fat pussy. Who doesn’t like seeing a fat girl masturbate?

chubby pornOutside of the hot tub it was a fuck fest. Wild, kinky fucking too. I was brought into the fun. I guess some of the women expressed a desire to play with my hot voluptuous body which is why I was invited. One girl I didn’t know very well. I always thought she was a lesbian until I met her husband recently. He was the one that invited me. This chick was bisexual for sure. She grabbed my hair and forced me to eat her pussy. I didn’t complain. I guess I am a switch all around because I like pussy too sometimes. My face looked like a glazed donut after sometime between her thighs. When I saw her put on a strap on, I knew what was coming next. She road me like a show horse. Grabbed my hair, fucked my ass and paraded me around the party like her cherished pet. My ass and pussy swelled up and I sat on a bag of frozen peas later that night. All worth it to be a bisexual’s bitch. I am hoping I get invited to more of their parties. I felt like a subby chubby porn star. I got dick. I got pussy. I got restrained and spanked!

BBW Phone Sex Christmas

bbw phone sexEvery man wants a BBW phone sex Christmas! Nothing better than unwrapping a big package. My neighbor is a kept husband. His wife is my landlord. Total skinny bitch who never gives her husband a bone. So every chance I get, I help him out. He has a nice cock and is really handsome. No clue why his bean pole wife won’t fuck him. She went out of town Sunday to visit her folks for a few hours. I guess he was not even invited. He texted me the moment she was gone that he had a special present for me. I wrapped myself up in ribbons and bows, because I had a present for him too. When I got to his place, I found him standing naked by the tree with mistletoe hanging from his cock. Great minds think alike. I sucked his cock first. I am such a cock sucking slut. I love married cock. It gives me so much joy to know a married man prefers my curves and junk in the trunk over his wife’s skinny body and flat ass. He told me I am the only woman to blow him since 1998. He has been married 20 years so his wife stopped doing her wifely duties pretty quick in their marriage. I will be any deprived man’s mistress. Especially one as hot as my neighbor. I was wearing his cum like a pearl necklace. He quickly unwrapped his gifts as soon as he regained his composure. He  has not cum in weeks because his bitch wife has been around. He buried his face between my thunder thighs and licked Merry Christmas on my clit until I squirted on his face. We did a quick fuck under the tree so he could deposit another load, then I slithered back home  before his bitch wife came home. I’m such a naughty neighbor.

Sexy BBW Puts the HO in the Holidays for Three Horny Teens

sexy bbwAs a sexy BBW, I attract a lot of attention. I was holiday shopping last night when I noticed a couple teen boys following me around. They weren’t very subtle, especially when they followed me into Victoria Secret. I busted them, “Looking for something sexy for your mommy or are you stalking me,” I demanded to know. I left them speechless. I thought the one boy would piss his pants he looked so scared. They tried to run, but I invited them into the dressing room with me. The store was so packed, no one was really paying attention to what anyone else was doing. I told them Christmas was coming early for three horny boys. They looked at each other in disbelief. Pretty sure they heard porn music in their heads.

fat women masturbatingI told them they had to be quiet. I sat on the chair in the fitting room while they stood by the door. Victoria Secret changing rooms are pretty spacious often with doors that come to the floor so you cannot see who or how many folks are in a room. I pulled out my sexy boobs, slid my panties to the side exposing my bald plump pussy. Their eyes got big as they each grew tents in their pants. I know it was wrong, but I wasn’t going to fuck them. I was just going to show them how sexy fat women masturbating looks. I can’t go to jail for that, right? As I started rubbing my smooth bald pussy, I sucked on one of my tits. I was so wet. Being naughty like that makes my pussy drip. Those three boys were awe struck. I am sure they had never seen a rack like mine. School girls their age don’t have such big tits. I let them cum on my tits as I came on my fingers. I gave them a little taste of my holiday sauce and I licked their eggnog off my boobs.  I guess I was a naughty busty elf last night. Ho Ho Ho!

Cock Sucking Whore Truth or Dare

cock sucking whoreI was such a naughty cock sucking whore over the weekend. I played a game of truth or dare with some of my friends Friday night. My dare was to suck 50 guys over the weekend. Random guys too. They didn’t want me knowing the men. I was just to go up to random men I encountered in stores and out and about. I was instructed to tell them that I was a dirty cock sucking BBW that needed cum like I needed food. It wasn’t a lie. Some days I think I can live on cum alone. I felt like such a dirty slut going up to men and begging to blow them. Guys don’t seem to mind a sexy BBW asking to blow them for the record. I was not even turned down by the guy who was shopping with his wife. I thought he was alone but his wife was just in the bathroom. He actually told me if I could blow him fast, his cock was all mine. I liked that challenge. Something sexy about getting caught. I like risk. We ducked into the furniture part of the store. I was in a Target. His wife was somewhere nearby. I yanked my top off so he could see my boobs while I blew him. My tits are wonderful blow job accomplices. I don’t think it took three minutes before he was filling my mouth up with jizz. I had just put my top back on when his wife came up with their two brats. He acted like he was helping me find my earring. She called him a good Samaritan, but he was just a cheating bastard. I blew more than 50 men in Target alone. I think I need to play truth or dare more often. I never had so much cock sucking fun before.