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BBW Phone Sex Christmas

bbw phone sexEvery man wants a BBW phone sex Christmas! Nothing better than unwrapping a big package. My neighbor is a kept husband. His wife is my landlord. Total skinny bitch who never gives her husband a bone. So every chance I get, I help him out. He has a nice cock and is really handsome. No clue why his bean pole wife won’t fuck him. She went out of town Sunday to visit her folks for a few hours. I guess he was not even invited. He texted me the moment she was gone that he had a special present for me. I wrapped myself up in ribbons and bows, because I had a present for him too. When I got to his place, I found him standing naked by the tree with mistletoe hanging from his cock. Great minds think alike. I sucked his cock first. I am such a cock sucking slut. I love married cock. It gives me so much joy to know a married man prefers my curves and junk in the trunk over his wife’s skinny body and flat ass. He told me I am the only woman to blow him since 1998. He has been married 20 years so his wife stopped doing her wifely duties pretty quick in their marriage. I will be any deprived man’s mistress. Especially one as hot as my neighbor. I was wearing his cum like a pearl necklace. He quickly unwrapped his gifts as soon as he regained his composure. He  has not cum in weeks because his bitch wife has been around. He buried his face between my thunder thighs and licked Merry Christmas on my clit until I squirted on his face. We did a quick fuck under the tree so he could deposit another load, then I slithered back home  before his bitch wife came home. I’m such a naughty neighbor.

Sexy BBW Puts the HO in the Holidays for Three Horny Teens

sexy bbwAs a sexy BBW, I attract a lot of attention. I was holiday shopping last night when I noticed a couple teen boys following me around. They weren’t very subtle, especially when they followed me into Victoria Secret. I busted them, “Looking for something sexy for your mommy or are you stalking me,” I demanded to know. I left them speechless. I thought the one boy would piss his pants he looked so scared. They tried to run, but I invited them into the dressing room with me. The store was so packed, no one was really paying attention to what anyone else was doing. I told them Christmas was coming early for three horny boys. They looked at each other in disbelief. Pretty sure they heard porn music in their heads.

fat women masturbatingI told them they had to be quiet. I sat on the chair in the fitting room while they stood by the door. Victoria Secret changing rooms are pretty spacious often with doors that come to the floor so you cannot see who or how many folks are in a room. I pulled out my sexy boobs, slid my panties to the side exposing my bald plump pussy. Their eyes got big as they each grew tents in their pants. I know it was wrong, but I wasn’t going to fuck them. I was just going to show them how sexy fat women masturbating looks. I can’t go to jail for that, right? As I started rubbing my smooth bald pussy, I sucked on one of my tits. I was so wet. Being naughty like that makes my pussy drip. Those three boys were awe struck. I am sure they had never seen a rack like mine. School girls their age don’t have such big tits. I let them cum on my tits as I came on my fingers. I gave them a little taste of my holiday sauce and I licked their eggnog off my boobs.  I guess I was a naughty busty elf last night. Ho Ho Ho!

Cock Sucking Whore Truth or Dare

cock sucking whoreI was such a naughty cock sucking whore over the weekend. I played a game of truth or dare with some of my friends Friday night. My dare was to suck 50 guys over the weekend. Random guys too. They didn’t want me knowing the men. I was just to go up to random men I encountered in stores and out and about. I was instructed to tell them that I was a dirty cock sucking BBW that needed cum like I needed food. It wasn’t a lie. Some days I think I can live on cum alone. I felt like such a dirty slut going up to men and begging to blow them. Guys don’t seem to mind a sexy BBW asking to blow them for the record. I was not even turned down by the guy who was shopping with his wife. I thought he was alone but his wife was just in the bathroom. He actually told me if I could blow him fast, his cock was all mine. I liked that challenge. Something sexy about getting caught. I like risk. We ducked into the furniture part of the store. I was in a Target. His wife was somewhere nearby. I yanked my top off so he could see my boobs while I blew him. My tits are wonderful blow job accomplices. I don’t think it took three minutes before he was filling my mouth up with jizz. I had just put my top back on when his wife came up with their two brats. He acted like he was helping me find my earring. She called him a good Samaritan, but he was just a cheating bastard. I blew more than 50 men in Target alone. I think I need to play truth or dare more often. I never had so much cock sucking fun before.

Doesn’t Every Man Want a Sexy BBW with Big Tits?

sexy bbwAs a sexy BBW, I am very popular these days, on and off the phone. Fat is in. I am a healthy fat too. Now I know some guys are disappointed that I don’t weigh 400 pounds, but I like my curves and my big breasts. I have become accustomed to the attention my boobs bring me. Been like that since I was a school girl. I had a random encounter recently with a former teacher of mine. I recognized him because he was a major crush of mine when I was younger. “Mr. Frazier, do you remember me,” I asked coyly. He paused for a moment; glanced down at my breasts, then said, “Glenda?” He was in awe of how I had grown. I always thought he would remember me. I had the biggest boobs in school. Boys teased me and the girls were mean to me out of jealously. Now my big tits bring all the boys to my yard.

big titsWe talked a bit, caught up over coffee at Starbucks. He was married with a small army of little ones from the photos he showed me. I went for it. I told him I always had a crush on him. I explained that he was one of the few teachers that really made me feel special when other students were teasing me. I saw him shift in his seat. I was in public, but I didn’t care. We were in a corner in the back. I dropped my napkin on purpose to check out his package. He had a huge bulge in his pants. I knew it was risky giving a married man a blow job in a Starbucks, but this was 15 years in the making. I unzipped his pants and blew him. He was throbbing. Very big too. I heard him say, “Oh God” a few times. The table shook a bit, but no one seemed to notice the chubby chick blowing the man in the corner. He didn’t last long. I sat back at the table with his cum on my face. I gave him my number, friended him on Facebook and I hope very soon I get that big cock in more than just my mouth.

Sexy BBW Thanksgiving

sexy bbwThis sexy BBW had a great holiday. Did you? I was with my family. I never was lucky enough to fuck my daddy, but I have this first cousin I have been fucking since we were horny teens. He was the first cock I ever saw. I remember walking in on him jacking off. I was stunned, but aroused. I didn’t know cocks were that big. When he realized I was watching, he leaped off the bed and grabbed me. Initially, I was scared. I didn’t know what he was going to do to me. He made me stroke him. I had never touched a cock yet either. I put my hands on his cock as he put his hands on top of my hands to guide me in the rhythm he liked. I was trembling, but I never stopped stroking him. When he erupted, I was in awe seeing that white creamy goodness shooting out of his dick. It was oozing between my fingers. Sticky and hot, not to mention very tasty. He forced my mouth on his cock to clean him up. I had never tasted cum before. It was sticky, sweet and a little salty. Later that night, I lost my virginity to my cousin when he snuck into my bedroom, crawled into bed with me and fucked me. It hurt. He was big; I was tight. He put his hand over my mouth as I wriggled underneath him. My cousin, his sister, was sleeping in the bed next to me. If she woke up, we would have been busted, but thankfully he nutted in me quickly. He was not a virgin, but he didn’t want any other pussy after me. Fifteen years later, we still fuck every holiday gathering. This Thanksgiving we recreated our first time together. My cousin was sleeping in same room with me too. I love being a dirty cousin. Family fucking is so taboo. How was your holiday?

My Great Big Tits Put on a Show

great big titsGreat big tits are the envy of every man. Not that they want to have big boobs on their bodies. They do, however, want big boobs to play with daily. Every guy I meet online wants to see my big boobs. This morning, I was chatting with a guy I met on Fet Life. He likes big boobs and big girls. The two often go hand in hand. We had only been on Skype a few minutes when he blurted out, “Show me your tits.” I showed him what I can do with my juggs too. Skinny girls cannot lick their own nipples. I put some whip cream on my nipple, raised my boob up and sucked it right off while he stroked his cock in awe of my skills. He had his face pressed up against the computer screen like a fat brat in a candy store. I teased him some more. I doused the other breast in melted chocolate and licked it clean slowly and seductively. Then to make it worse for him, I bent over  and twerked my big fat ass against the computer screen. I could feel him cumming on my ass. We have agreed to meet up for the real thing this weekend. I love modern technology. I could see his nice hard cock; he could see my nice big tits and we got to put on a show for each other. Who doesn’t like to cum together?

Fat Women Masturbating: How Do You Like to Jack Off?

fat women masturbatingFat women masturbating gets most men hard. I am a chronic masturbator too. Even when I was a little girl, I found creative ways to play with my plump pussy. I accidentally had an orgasm at a young age. I was sitting Indian style, with my foot underneath me. I was pretty much sitting on my shoe. I was  shaking my other leg like little girls hyped up on sugar do. I came in my cotton panties. At the time, I thought I pissed myself, but it felt so amazing. I tried to recreate that sensation. Took me awhile to realize I had not peed. I tried peeing a dozen different ways and that feeling never came back . One day I was in the bathtub when I thought I could clean my kitty better if I just let the water from the faucet land on my pussy. Bingo. That was the sensation I was trying to recreate.  I started taking baths several times a day just to have that wonderful feeling again. Once I realized it was the friction on my plump puss that was so arousing to me, I started rubbing it against anything. I had this life size stuffed animal my daddy won for me at a fair. I started dry humping it. I would rub my little love button on it until I came again. I graduated to masturbating with shoes. My older sister and my mother had quite the collection too. You could say I have quite the shoe fetish now. Do you? Did you ever put your cock inside your mother’s pump or mule? Feel that leather on your cock and squirt? I would sometimes fuck my pussy with the heel, but often I rubbed my clit on the leather top. I am all grown up now and fully aware of how to make myself cum. Yes, this sexy BBW loves cock and cum, but there is something so erotic about finding new and creative ways to masturbate. Do you agree?

Big Tits and Big Asses for Dirty Phone Sex

big titsBig tits can cheer anyone up. So can a nice round ass. The day after the election was a sad day in my neighborhood. I live in a blue state. My neighbors are mostly politically active too. I know I should care more about politics than I do. I care about fucking. I care about cock. I care about cum. So I volunteered to take down political signs on my block. I did it with my own spin, however. I oiled up my big boobs, put on tiny shorts and a white tank top with no bra. I thought the visual might bring some cheer to the men on the block. It did too. Three doors down from where I live is a retired UCLA professor. He is like old enough to be my grandpa. Plus he is in a wheelchair.  He is a big time liberal. So, when I was at his place, I really worked it. I twerked my big fat ass as I pulled the yard signs out for him. I could feel his eyes on me too. Poor man is pretty much a shut in. I thought I could do my civic duty and spread some cheer his way, so once I pulled his signs, I knocked on his door. When he answered he had a tent in his trousers.  I straddled his wheelchair to shake my boobs in his face. I motor boated a senior citizen. He drooled all over my tits. He was old, not dead. His cock was hard like he had downed a bottle of Viagra. I can get a rise out of anyone. I felt like a dirty whore getting an old man off, but he was enjoying it so much. I was pretty wet too. I bent over and let him cum on my ass. A big load. He confessed he had not cum in years. I kissed him goodbye, but told him I would visit him soon. He had a huge cock. It will be MY pleasure.

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Chubby Phone Sex Fantasy Role Play

chubby phone sexChubby phone sex lovers love me. I am not too big not too small. I am the Goldilocks of BBWs!!  I don’t describe myself as fat. I see myself as thick and juicy. In fact, those were the words this young college boy used to describe my Tinder picture. I recently joined the hook up revolution. I have never needed an app to get fucked, but it widens the selection pool. I am almost 30, so younger men have never really been my thing;  but this barely legal stud had an 11 inch cock. Big dick IS my thing.  He came over  that night with some beer and a pizza. Clearly I was on a frat boy date. I didn’t care about anything but his cock honestly. It’s a hook up site not a dating site. I guess he was nervous. He had never been with an older woman. Not like I am ancient or anything. I was only a decade older. He asked if could call me mommy. I was thinking WTF? I’m not old enough to be your mother. But I wanted that cock so bad, I agreed. Turned out to be pretty hot sexual role play. He liked the idea of nursing on mommy’s big lactating titties. I liked the idea that feeding him made his cock grow even bigger. That was his kinky fantasy. My breast milk made his dick bigger! By the time he fucked me he had a 2 foot monster cock. Well, not really, but it was hot to think that sucking on my big tits made his cock grow that big.  The fantasy had him so turned on that he fucked me better than I have ever been fucked. I squirted all over his cock; that is how great he fucked me. I discovered that role play is fun off the phone too. Thanks Tinder.

BBW Phone Sex Slut with Big Tits

bbw phone sexBBW phone sex is so much fun. I had a caller yesterday who said no skinny girl can handle his 9 inch thick cock. He picked up a cute coed, took her home and was very disappointed. She didn’t even try. She was like, “Umm no, that is not going in me.” Skinny bitches don’t know how to deep throat a cock of that size. They don’t even try. Really? Anything worth having requires a little work. I was not always the big dick sucker I am today, but I never say no to a challenge, or a big cock.

big titsI took care of my caller. Guess what? He took care of me. Guys appreciate a woman who is willing to go that extra mile to take care of him. Being plus size does help. My big tits are great accomplices in helping accommodate larger cocks. I have a trick. Well, I have a few, but the one that helps me deep throat huge dicks the most is swishing some olive oil around in my mouth first. It works like lube on a tight pussy or ass. The more moist a hole is, the more it can accommodate.

great big titsMy second trick is the backwards move. I get on my knees, tilt my head backyards so you can slide your ample rode down my throat. Bonus. You get to grab on to my big bouncy breasts as you slide your dick in and out of my oiled up throat. Your pre cum helps lube my throat further too. My caller grabbed my great big tits so he could throat fuck me hard and fast. He was in awe of my skills. His balls were on my chin, the sign that your meat is all the way in my mouth. He pulled out as he was cumming so he could spray my jugs. I told him never go to skinny girl for things best handled by a hot BBW.