BBW phone sex is not what most guys call me for believe it or not. I’m phat, not fat. Well, I am not two tons of fun fat! I’m a sexy voluptuous babe. Men like curves. You like my curves, don’t you? I’m a confident gal too. I know I can turn heads and get arise out of cocks. The farmers market just opened back up in my neighborhood. I love going to the market. All these cute teen boys working the various stands. It is so fun to cock tease them about melons. I found this one Amish boy, still in high school. My bet was that he was still a virgin too. I picked up a melon, asked if it look ripe seductively. I held the melon up to my big tits and watched him blush as he shifted in his jeans. I looked to my left, then looked to my right, to make sure the coast was clear. Then, I flashed him my big jugs. “These melons are riper, don’t ya think,” I said with a sexy grin. I found out that he was indeed a virgin. He had never even seen real boobs. I owed it to that boy to give him something to talk about. There was a truck behind his food stand. We crawled in the back so I could blow him. He moaned so loudly, palmed the back of my head and shoved me down his shaft until I gagged. I don’t think he even realized I was choking. He was a young teen boy with a porn star dick. I almost puked on his dick, but he let go of my head the moment he shot a huge load down my throat. I’m a cum whore so you know I swallowed every last drop too. I didn’t have to pay for any of the fruit either. I told him I would see him next Monday.
I’ve got great big tits. I love having them too. A woman with big natural boobs can get away with murder. I got my car towed this morning. It was my own fault; I didn’t see the no parking sign. I went into Starbucks to grab a chai latte, and when I came out, the guy had my car hooked up to his truck. He was not attractive at all, but I didn’t have $250 for the tow cost. I pulled down my top and asked him if we could make a special arrangement. His eyes got wide, so I knew we could work something out. I had him tow my car to the alley behind Starbucks. I knew I could blow him discreetly there. I was hoping all I had to do was blow him, maybe some big tiity fucking. Once I saw his cock, I didn’t mind so much about his looks. You know that ugly porn star Ron Jeremy? Super hot porn stars fuck him because of his 10 inch cock, not his looks. I’m pretty sure this tow truck guy only gets pussy after he shows chicks his dick. I just closed my eyes and pictured Matt Damon as I blew him. I was prepared to fuck him, but he blew a load in my mouth with such force, I thought there might be a hole in my head. He tasted yummy though. I asked him if he wanted to fuck but he said he was good. Unhooked my car from his tow truck and told me to have a nice day. I was disappointed actually. He had a nice thick dick. I wanted to feel that fat fucker up my plump puss. Guess tomorrow when I got to Starbucks, I will be parking in that same tow-away spot.
Fat women masturbating is intoxicating. Most men, if they are being honest, love watching a pleasantly plump girl toy with her pink pussy. I sometimes get paid to masturbate. I know, right? Can you believe that? I was at the mall a few weeks ago, when a guy asked me if I was for hire. I thought he was asking if I was a hooker or escort. I even thought maybe he thought I was a stripper. I politely said no, but then he made me a pretty substantial offer. I am not a hooker for hire, but $1000 is a $1000. He didn’t even want to fuck me. Well, he did want to fuck me, but he said if he did and his wife found out, she would take him to the cleaners. He married a wealthy woman; signed a pre-nup, but as he explained it, there was a lot of gray area in the contract. There was no stipulation against mutual masturbation. I paused only momentarily because it seemed like maybe I was being punked. Not so as it turned out. He was just a chubby lover and unhappily married to a woman who keeps his balls in her purse. Married men love me. I agreed because a grand to play with myself and watch a handsome man stroke his cock seemed like easy money. We went to my place for the show. I got the money up front, turned on the nanny cam for insurance and gave my married sexy BBW fan a show of a lifetime. I love being watched. He couldn’t take his eyes off me as I fingered myself. His cock was decent, but it was clearly not being used to its fullest potential. I don’t get women who marry hot men then don’t fuck them. I came so hard watching his cock explode for what looked like the first time in too long. Do you want to masturbate for me? I won’t charge you a $1,000. Just $2 a minute lol!
Chubby phone sex isn’t what it use to be! A caller recently told me that when he would call full figured girls in the 90s, they were like the size of a house. He doesn’t even believe I am a BBW. I am a size 18, so far from the Hollywood standard of being a size 6 means you need to diet. I like my curves. I wouldn’t give up my big breasts for anything or my fat ass for that matter. I have a skinny girlfriend, several in fact. I was out at a movie last night with Gina. We saw “Get Out.” There were these two handsome black guys sitting next to us. They asked us to go for drinks after the show. Gina and I never turn down free drinks from handsome strangers! It became clear early on that they were both interested in me. That has happened more than once. I feel bad for her, but men of all ages and races like full figured girls. I think the stereotype is that girls with meat on their bones can handle meat in their holes! Black men love me. Gina knew what was going on and politely excused herself to go home. My two black gentlemen assured her that they would get me home safely. That they did too. They got me home and in bed. I got tagged teamed by two hung brothers. I don’t mean that as a black term either. They were actually brothers. I got double penetrated by brother brothers. They had equally big cocks too. One of them told me he wished all white women looked like me. Well, I informed them that I wished all white men looked like them as I drooled over their 10 inch cocks. They fucked my ass and pussy for hours. When they left, I looked like a cum whore. Cum was on my face, my tits and oozing out my pussy and ass. White girls need to plump up so they can have hot sexual encounters like I do.
As a sexy BBW, I love to show off my cleavage. One of the things that makes full figured beauties so sexy are big natural breasts. Even when I am out somewhere that my intention is not to get to laid, I still show off the twins, because I might meet someone worthy to fuck. I took this face shot to show you how I looked today when I met with a realtor. I’m planning on buying a house in the near future, so thought I should start looking at places to get a feel for the process. I selected a male real estate agent because I felt a guy would go the extra mile for me. I dressed conservatively for me, but made sure my ample cleavage was on display. When I met him, he fumbled his words and struggled to make eye contact. He was more handsome than his picture. I love older men with salt and pepper hair. Very George Clooney looking. We talked a bit about my home buying needs. He made a few references to my husband. I made sure he knew he was nonexistent. He was fishing; good sign I thought. As we walked through the house, I made sure to shake my ass. He was trying to be good, but I knew I hooked him with my great big tits and plump round house. After the tour, I coyly asked to see the master bedroom again. He had a tent in his pants. “Did I do that,” I asked with a smile as I pointed to his hard on. I chewed on my lower lip, as I tugged my shirt down so low, my boobs popped out. I gave him permission to jack his cock off on my boobs. He unzipped his pant; after three pumps, it was over. I guess I had really been cock teasing him through the showing. I love cum on tits, especially my tits. I told him I looked forwarded to the next house showing.
I made a homemade chubby porn last night. It was a solo endeavor. Me stripping and masturbating. I have a cousin who is overseas. The only way we ever talk is via Skype. Well, his army bunk mate is pretty cute. We have been skyping with each other too. He had a special request. He wanted me to make a video for him for his spank bank. They don’t even get out to strip clubs where they are located. They have no entertainment but games and the Internet on the base. If I could help some military boys with stress release and entertainment, I saw it as my civic duty; a way to pay it forward. It took me awhile to figure out how to set up my i Pad correctly so that all of me was on display, but once I got the logistics figured out, it was hot to make a jack off porn. I think any girl who becomes a chubby phone sex slut is an exhibitionist. We like to show off our curves. I teased my solider by sucking my tits and playing with my plump puss. I even fucked myself with a big fat dildo while I said “wish this was your cock.” Maybe I should do porn? My little homemade video came out wicked hot. I sent it to him via a text as soon as soon as it was complete. Not 15 minutes later he sent me a pic of him and a bunch of his barrack buddies, my cousin included, with their hard cocks out. He was holding a picture that said, “Wish you were here.” I wish I was there too. I would have let all those soldiers, even my cousin, fuck the shit out of me. They are making me a jack off porn in return.
My great big tits believe in global warming! I woke up this morning to almost 80 degree weather in February. It was in the 30’s just a few days ago. I don’t understand why folks are saying global warming is a myth. My boobs can warm the globe; that I am sure of! So what does a cute BBW do on an unseasonably warm February day? She frolics outside naked! I am an exhibitionist slut who loves to flaunt her thick body. I decided to wash my car in front of all my neighbors. I didn’t wear any clothes. What is the point? They would just get wet anyway. Well, a couple guys from the street saw me and thought I was having a sexy BBW car wash! Not my intention, but if guys want to toss me some money to wash their dirty cars and show off my curves, I will not say no to fun money.
Turned out guys wanted their cocks sucked more than their cars washed. I have no problem with that actually. I have always been the BJ queen. In fact, men love a big girl to give them head. We can suck the chrome off a door knob. I sat on the hood of my truck, spread my legs wide and took donations for blowjobs. Guys were very generous with me too. Not just with their money but with their cum. Some of those men shot such big loads on me, it made me wonder how long it has been since they came last. Seriously, women, take care of your men because when you don’t they come to full figured girls like me to get the job done right. I love cum and money so really it was a great day for me and the random guys whose dicks I sucked.
Have you ever watched fat women masturbating? My neighbors do it daily. It’s a game we play. We like to give each other shows. Both neighbors on either side of me are married. I love to tease them. One of these days they will man up and fuck me! Today I went out into the yard so I could show off for 3 sets of neighbors. The two married men and a young teen boy home sick from school who lives with his mom behind me. It was fucking freezing outside. I felt like one of those crazy Polar Bear Club freaks who dives into below zero water. My nipples were so hard I could cut glass. I got on all fours and rotated around the deck, giving each neighbor a good angle as I worked my bog pink dildo into my plump pussy. I love being watched. I also like public fucking. I apparently like risky sex too, because that teen boy came out of his house with his hard cock to fuck me. My other two neighbors were very jelly. I have always preferred older men, but sometimes they are such twat teases. Both will tease the fuck out of me, watch me, masturbate with me, tell me how much they love my big tits, but not touch me. I need cock! That young boy next door gave it to me too. You snooze you lose. I fucked like an animal in the wild. That boy had a forearm between his legs not a cock! I could see both neighbors beating their dicks wishing they were high school boys again. I got filled up with young cum and loved it. If you were my neighbor, would you be able to show such restraint or would you just fuck me like that high school boy?
Sexy phone chat girls come in all sizes. I happen to be the plus size variety! Guys call me when they like to talk with a full figured woman. They know big girls fuck the best. I have several BBW GFE lovers who call me on a regular basis. Today Sean called me. When we speak, he always has me do things for him. Not just simulated blowjob kind of stuff. Sean is an exhibitionist and a bit of an alpha male. I like both qualities in a guy. Today he called me while I was making lunch. He had very specific, very hot instructions for me. First, he wanted me to oil up my great big tits. I took off my top and lathered them with extra virgin olive oil. Have you ever seen a set of big boobs oiled up? So shiny and silky. My instructions didn’t stop there. I was to go on my porch and flash my neighbors and people walking by on the street my big oiled up tits. I nearly caused a car accident when a car of high school boys drove by. As you can imagine, they paid me more attention than the road. When Sean heard the raucous, he said I should invite them in. When I explained that they didn’t look old enough to fuck, the encouragement turned to an order. I waved them in, put Sean on speaker phone and had a teen boy gang bang. Those high school boys had a look on their faces that suggested they had just won the lottery. Maybe we all had. They tried to grab my big oiled up titties like a greased pig contest, but they kept slipping out of their grasp. My pussy was so wet, their young hard cocks did the same. I could hear Sean on the phone slapping his meat as he listened to me grunt and moan. We all came pretty much together. Wicked hot. What would you have me do on a call?
Do you like chubby phone sex girls? Lately, it feels like all men do! I have a new babysitting gig. It’s not my ideal job, but it is part time and I do it because the daddy is hot. I don’t need the money. I don’t particularly like little ones either. But this guy is a real gem. Older, handsome, single and filthy rich. His house is like a palace. His daughter could be Satan’s spawn and I would still deal with her to be in that house. The wine cellar is bigger than my apartment. I have been slowly trying to seduce him, but he has been all business. That was until last night when he accidentally face timed me on his cell naked. He was walking around his house naked drinking wine. His daughter was at a friend’s place for the night. I don’t think he realized what he had done. He didn’t say anything until he heard me say, “So what are you trying to tell me Mr. Vitis?” He was embarrassed of course, but he didn’t miss a beat. He tried to act like he was checking with me about Friday night. He played it cool until I pulled my top down showing my big boobs. He spit out his wine. When I stood back and showed him my wet bald pussy, he showed me his cock. I started rubbing my pussy and sucking on a tit while he pumped his rather massive cock. He is in his 50s but his cock showed no signs of age. He admitted he was drunk, but was very complimentary about my sexy curves. “Glenda, you are half my age, but I want you so bad right now,” he stated. I went over to his house. OMG. That man can fuck. And he loves to eat pussy and ass. My thighs were jello from all the orgasms he gave me. I spent the night in his huge bed. He spoiled me in the morning by making me breakfast and drawing me a hot bath in his Jacuzzi tub. I could get use to this kind of life quickly.
