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Fat Women Masturbating in the Cold

fat women masturbatingFat women masturbating is a special friend of mine’s favorite pastime. He is very voyeuristic. I am a total exhibitionist, which is why we make great friends. We have never fucked. Why? Well, his dick is too small for my fat pussy. He prefers watching anyway. He gives me tributes for playing with my pussy for him. I have hooked him up with several friends too. Again, not to fuck, just to watch. I don’t think he gets any real action. Not with a three inch dick anyway. Women nowadays demand bigger cocks. He texted me yesterday wanting to know my Sunday funday plans. I didn’t have any sadly because it was wicked cold outside. Football is over. I told him I was just going to have chubby phone sex all day and make some money. That is when he made me an offer. Not only did he want to watch me masturbate, but he wanted to watch me outside in the cold. He called it polar bear masturbation. Normally, I would have said no way. I am a warm climate sort of girl. But, I am also a shoe and purse addict kind of girl and I have been eying an expensive Coach purse that his tribute would buy for me. I invited him over, did a few shots to warm me from the inside out and went out on the patio. The sun was shining, but it was a mere 33 degrees out. His little dick was hard watching me toy with my bald cunt in the cold. The more I fucked my pussy, the warmer I felt. I kept thinking about how I was spending all his Benjamin’s for masturbating in the cold. I may never be in the actual Polar Bear club, but I can at least say I came in the cold. I wasn’t the only one either. My friend made his little chilly willy cum and my married neighbor was jacking off in his window!

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Sexy BBW in Lingerie

sexy BBWI feel like such a sexy BBW in my new red number. Do you like it? It accentuates my big boobs. I went to this new Hustler store that opened near me this week. I was like a fat brat in a candy store. There were too many hot outfits to choose from. The girl working the counter helped me pick out outfits. She seemed to be enjoying my body more than the men in the place. She gave me a private bra fitting. I think she just needed an excuse to touch my big knockers. In the dressing room, I let her go down on me. She had excellent cunt licking skills. I was so impressed. I was moaning like a cat in heat. I squirted on her face so many times, that she looked like a glazed donut. I went down on her too. I mean, I have manners. I wasn’t raised in a barn. She screamed like a banshee as I fingered her cunt and licked her clit. I made her squirt too with my long fingers. We came out of the dressing room and a few men had gathered and were stroking their cocks. They liked the idea of two sexy women eating and fingering each other in the dressing room. We offered to give them a show. I had no problem eating her pussy again. I am sure she couldn’t wait to get finger banged by me again either. I am a cum whore, so I was hoping those guys would cum all over us. Of course, they did. They were watching two curvy hotties make each other cum. It was better than the glory hole. It was like watching a porn movie being made. Hustler is my new favorite place in town. Great selections of toys and clothes, plus a hot bisexual babe who makes my toes curl.

My Great Big Tits

great big titsMen love my great big tits. Do you? I was at a super bowl party last night. This party was at a bar. A friend of a friend pretty much rented the entire bar for a party. The game was on many big screens. Open bar because the host paid for everything. When I can drink unlimited, guys better watch out. I get drunk quickly. I didn’t care about the game. I wanted to see Justin Timberlake perform and drink free booze. There were a lot of hot men there. Some I knew, most I had never met. After about 8 beers, I was feeling frisky. When I am dunk my big tits make an appearance. I love showing off my boobies. Men were cheering me on. Some even sprayed beer on my boobs. That I loved because they sucked it off. I love having my tits sucked on, especially by lots of men. After my boobs made an appearance, no one was watching the game. I was bent over a table in the bar with my skirt up and my panties around my ankles. Men were running a train on me while I watched Justin Timberlake perform the half time show. By the time the second half of the game started, cum was running down my thighs and I was drinking beer again. Best super bowl party, ever.

Sexy BBW Gets Her Married Man

sexy bbwThis sexy BBW goes after what she wants. I was at a club last night partying with some guys I just met. I went out alone. I had cabin fever. Normally, I don’t do the bar scene alone, but I wanted to fuck. I had a lot of choices at the club. Young, old, black, white, tall, short…seriously, I felt like the world was at my feet. I could choose from any man in the place to take home. The one I wanted, however, was the married bartender serving us drinks. He was being coy. Flirty, but that was for tips. He was not flirting in a I want to fuck you way. I know the difference. I made the cleavage a little lower, turned up the charm. Still he was not biting. I had to suck his cock. I am a cock sucking slut. Once my lips touch a dick, men are mine, even married men. I did a few shots of Tequila and hopped over the bar. My admirers were sad. If my plan didn’t work, I would be picking one of them to fuck. I walked seductively towards my mark until I had him backed into a corner. I unzipped his pants. He pointed to his ring finger, but I gave the I don’t care shrug.  I unzipped his pants, pulled out his cock and worked my mouth magic. He woke up in my bed this morning. I wore him out draining his balls with my pussy, mouth and ass all night long. He passed out from exhaustion. His wife was blowing up his phone, so I sent a text as him that he was drunk and crashed with a friend. I fucked him again before he went home to his wife. I am a hot BBW with great big tits. I always get my man.

Big Tits for a Cop

big titsI love flashing my big tits. Men everywhere stop and stare when a girl shows off her boobs. You always hear the bigger the better, but men don’t care. They love all boobs big or small, real or fake. You agree with me, right? It was cold as fuck when I pulled my knockers out yesterday. Not as cold as it has been, but still below freezing. I had no choice. I was pulled over by a dick head police officer. He pulled me over and made me do a sobriety test. I wasn’t drinking. I was masturbating as I was driving, and I swerved a little. I didn’t hit anything. I didn’t cause an accident. I felt badly, but I blew 0.0 on his little mouth thing. He wanted me to be drunk because there was a bottle of booze in the back seat. It was left over from a party last week. I forgot to bring it in, then forgot all about it. He was going to cart me off to jail for a blood test. I failed the hopping on one leg test. I’m a sexy BBW. Big girls don’t balance well. I got desperate. I pulled out my big boobs to see if he would soften up. He stiffened up at the sight of my fleshy, natural boobs. I unzipped his pants, so he could titty fuck me. The friction of my big titties on his shaft made him cum quickly. His jizz shot on my chin and neck. I licked it up, smiled at him and said, “So no jail, right?” As he was zipping up his pants, he laughed and shook his head no. I hated him at first, but once he softened up, well hardened up, he became a nicer cop. Perhaps, all cops just need a pair of great big tits to be in better moods?

BBW Sex Whore

bbw sexWanna have BBW sex? I am always horny. Fat girls have high libidos! Did you know that? I have been called insatiable before. I don’t know what got in to me last night. Perhaps it was the first day of warmer weather. I felt like I could leave the house. I hooked up with this guy on Tinder. I love Tinder because you can be fucking an hour later. I went to his place. The guy still lived at home with his parents and he was like 30. He lived in the mother in law suite, but still dude was under his folks’ roof. I wasn’t planning on marrying him or even dating him. He was strictly fuck material. He had a nice cock for a loser. I am sorry if I sound harsh, but if you are out of school, you should not be living with your parents still. I left home at 18. I love being independent. He snuck me into his room too. He had a separate part of the house, but I guess he didn’t want mommy seeing me. I fucked his brains out, came and headed out. Turns out, he wasn’t hiding me from his mommy, but his father. His dad loves a sexy BBW with big boobs. You know what they say right? If a boy has a big dick, daddy most likely has a bigger one. Daddy was bold. “My son is a loser with a big dick, but I am a winner with a bigger one.” I went into the main house and rode daddy’s dick. He had at least ten inches. The head of his dick was curved slightly too so he hit my G spot. OMG. I came so hard on his 50 something year old cock. Amaze balls. I left with father and son cum inside my fat pussy. I’m such a dirty cum whore to fuck daddy and son in the same hour.

Cock Sucking Slut and Teacher

cock sucking slutI am proud to be a cock sucking slut. In fact, my reputation is so good that neighborhood women come to me for tips. Over the weekend, a high school girl came to me. She is the sister of a guy I have blown a few times. Apparently, he has bragged about my skills. She overheard him talking to some friends and found me on Face Book. She told me this story about giving head at a rainbow party. Those weren’t around when I was a school girl. It is when girls blow a bunch of guys and the guys collect assorted colors of lipstick on their cocks. They brag about who has the best rainbow dick. The next day after her first rainbow party, word got around school that she was an awful cock sucker. She was so embarrassed. She wanted to redeem herself. I felt the need to help redeem her reputation. I have a good friend who loves hot teen sluts, especially the school girl kind. Good head or bad head, I knew he would lend his cock to her education. I am a cock sucking whore, so you know I would suck any cock for no reason at all. I liked the idea of helping a high school girl learn some skills. Cock sucking serves a woman better than algebra any day. It has gotten me out of trouble many times in my life. I had my friend and my protégé come to my place on Saturday. He had his cock sucked for hours by me and her. By the time my lesson was over, he said she could suck the chrome off a door knob. Just let those high school boys talk smack about her at the next rainbow party. They will be lining up to give her their cum.

Sexy BBW in a Hot New Red Teddy

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I feel like such a sexy babe in hot lingerie. Do you like my sexy new number? One of the many Christmas gifts I got this year was a generous gift card to this local lingerie store. When you have boobs and curves like me, Victoria Secret has nothing you can wear. This little shop fits you for bras and other sexy things. It also serves the stripper community. Everything is handmade for your size. I went yesterday to pick up my new booty clothes. This teddy is my favorite. What do you think? I sent this selfie to a few fuck buddies this morning to see if I could get some action. We have a few feet of snow on the ground, but I still need a few inches in my pussy! I don’t have a car that can handle this weather, but I thought my big tits looked sexy enough in this outfit to bring the cock to me. I was right. Every guy I sent that picture to with the hashtag #warmmeup showed up. I sent that text to 6 men. That meant I had to entertain 6 men in my place before signing on to work. That is easy when you are a BBW whore! I invited them all in together. No one thinks I am exclusive. There is too much of me to be satisfied with one man! I can double up: two cocks in my pussy; two cocks in my ass; and two cocks in my mouth. They all had to go to work, so they didn’t mind sharing me if they got to nut. My sexy red teddy didn’t stay on my body long, but it more than earned its cost. This cum whore got double loads of jizz in all three of her fuckable holes.

Sexy BBW Wants More Cock in 2018

sexy BBWThis sexy BBW vowed to get more cock in 2018. What was your new year’s resolution? I hope it was to get more BBW pussy! I have kept my resolution this far. I have fucked a different guy every day this year! I know that is only three men, but if I keep this up, I will fuck at least my 352th man of the year come next New Year’s Eve! That would make me a bonafide slut. Where I live is experiencing extreme cold temperatures for this time of year. I don’t fair well in the cold, so I got on Tinder. My milkshake brings all the horny men to my door! I have not had to leave the house for dick. Dick cums to me! Teddy serviced my fuck holes this morning. He is a few years younger than me, but age doesn’t matter to me. In fact, the only number that matters to me is the number of inches. How big is that cock is all I care about. I fancy myself a BBW porn star, so I need a nice cock. Teddy was 10 inches.  He sent me plenty of dick pictures before we hooked up. He even sent me a video of him masturbating. He could have been the devil in disguise and I still would have spread my legs for him. A nice cock is a nice cock. Just saying. Teddy had stamina too. He fucked me for over an hour before he had to leave for work and I had to start my shift as a BBW phone whore. I have left his cum inside me all day. I love playing with my fat cum filled cunt. I am such a cum whore! I have arranged for another Tinder hook up tonight. I think I am going to keep the cum in my pussy and see if fuck stud #2 can guess why I am so wet and sticky.

BBW Phone Sex Instead of Shopping

bbw phone sexBBW phone sex is what you should be doing the day after Christmas while your wife fights the store crowds to return shit she doesn’t like and snag some after Christmas sales. Personally, I would rather fuck than shop any day. I don’t need a deal, but I do need your cock. I would like my big beautiful body to be your gift because your hot, throbbing cock is certainly my present. The holidays make me horny. Perhaps it is all the family togetherness that stresses me out or the cold weather, but this is my high peak fucking time. I also like taking men away from their women, especially women too dumb to stay at home and fuck for the holidays. I mean how often do husbands and wives get to fuck during the week with work and getting little ones off to school? Tomorrow is prime fucking day, not prime shopping day in my opinion. If I was your woman, I would wake up giving you head. I would be on your cock all damn day. No way would I be fighting bitches over wrapping paper I won’t use in a year. I want to be fighting your cock to stay in my sexy bbw pussy all day long. Admit it. The idea of fucking me all day makes you want your wife to leave for the mall at the crack of dawn. When she does, I will be here naked waiting for your cock to fill all my pretty pink holes. Merry Christmas to you and me!