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Even Lesbians Love Chubby Phone Sex

chubby phone sexChubby phone sex is on every man’s mind. But guess what? It is on the minds of a few women too. I was running errands yesterday. My last stop was the grocery store. I was in yoga pants that showed off my ample ass. I had on a half top too. I was at the gym earlier, and I didn’t bother changing. I figured I would drive a few men crazy at the store. I did that, but I made some girls crazy too. This hot older milf, perhaps a lipstick lesbian, followed me around the store. We ended up in the same check out line which was long, so we chit chatted. She told me she was jealous of my ass because it was the best ass she had ever seen. She was a lean woman, but hot none the less. She looked sophisticated. I thought she was a white-collar worker, maybe a college professor. After we checked out, she asked me if I wanted to grab lunch. I met her at a local restaurant, we chatted, ate lunch, then I went back to her place. It was cold enough outside that I didn’t worry about my groceries. She was hot for this sexy BBW and I wanted to bang a sexy mommy. Turns out I was right. She was a lesbian and a college history professor. She had great pussy licking skills. I mean damn, she had me squirting on her face. I showed her a few tricks too. I know how to eat pussy and toss a salad. I am a bisexual BBW. Been awhile since I have spent the day in bed with a woman, but I think I found a hot sexy mature sugar mama. We have been texting since our hook-up. She is taking me to a fancy restaurant tonight. She even gave me her AMEX to go shopping. I am gonna milk this sexy bitch for as long as I can.

Sexy BBW Glenda is a Sex Addict

sexy bbwSexy BBW Glenda is my handle on all sorts of hook up sites. Tinder, Bumble…you get the picture. I think I am a sex addict because the more I fuck, the more I want to fuck. It is a never ending cycle. My girlfriends joke that I should have a revolving door as my front door because there are so many men coming and going from my place. I have so many guys coming and going that I guess a neighbor thought I was hooking out of my house. Few hookers enjoy sex. They are just going through the motion to make easy money. When the cop showed up to follow up on a tip, I told him I was a slut not a whore. He didn’t understand the distinction. I had to explain that a whore takes money for sex, but a slut just enjoys the sex. I had him search my place to see that I have no large sums of money hidden. I even showed him my banking statements and my past due notices on bills. I have thought about taking money to fuck but I never want sex to feel like a job. I was making sense to the hot cop. I felt the need to prove that I was just a slut, so I seduced him. He had a boner in his pants anyway just listening to me talk about how much I love to fuck. I did have a creampie, but some men don’t care about that. I told officer hottie that I was just super turned on by men in uniform. He had a huge billy stick too. He left his uniform on and fucked me doggy style. I begged to be cuffed, but he just restrained my hands behind my back instead. I think the cop was happy with the outcome of the house call. Maybe if I keep up with my revolving door of men, more cops will check me out. I am a sucker for a man in blue.

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The Only Sexy BBW in the Place

sexy BBWI love being a sexy BBW. I can find men down to fuck anywhere, even at a Cher concert. I went with my gay best friend. I figured the show would be filled with drag queens and gay men. I was right, but my curves managed to attract the handful of straight men there. My friend was like, “Leave it to Glenda to find the only straight guy in the place.” We all laughed. This guy brought his mama who is a huge Cher fan since before I was born. He was about a decade older than me, but I love older men. We couldn’t do much after the show because neither of us were from town and he had to take his mother home. My friends watched his mother, so I could be a cock sucking slut at a Cher show. I was likely the only woman getting dick in the arena. We went into the gender neutral bathroom and had a quick fuck. Been awhile since I had a random fuck like that but he was super hot and I was horny. Gay guys talk about cock 24/7. I wanted some dick too. I bent over the sink and he pounded me for about ten minutes of heaven in a public restroom. I went back for the second act with cum dripping down my legs. I know, I am such a BBW whore. We exchanged information, so we can go out sometime. I won’t hold my breath that he will call but I did make him cum pretty hard.

Cock Sucking Whore Glenda

cock sucking whoreA cock sucking whore like me loves to show off. I was at a party Saturday night. There were two women being total bitches to me. It was because their boyfriends were showing interest in me. I can’t control what other men think. However, I won’t let insecure, jelly bitches get the upper hand. I asked the two men if they wanted to have some fun in another room. I didn’t want to play a board game either. I made sure the two cunts saw me leading their men away. I knew they would follow. I was counting on it. When they peaked into the room we were in, they saw me on my knees with one cock in my mouth and the other one in my hand. Th guys saw their women but ignored them. They were enjoying this sexy BBW too much. I was enjoying them. Sure, part of it was getting back at jelly bitches who thought they could fat shame me. The other part was just sexual enjoyment. They had big dicks and cum filled balls. I sucked them dry while their girls watched in anger and shock. They were clearly not use to their men straying. As I left the room, I made a stab at the bitches. “Guess you girls better keep your men on a shorter leash or I will get to them again.” I laughed and went back out to the party with cum breath.

Sexy BBW Exhibitionist

sexy BBWThis sexy BBW is an exhibitionist. I am also the newest member of my city’s Polar Bear Club. Do you know what that is? It is when a bunch of crazy people go swimming in a lake, ocean or river when it’s fucking cold outside. Saturday morning, I took the plunge with about 200 other freaks. It was cold as fuck. My nipples stood out. They got me a lot of attention from other polar bears. One guy was older, married from the ring, but very much hitting on me. He wanted to know if I wanted to warm up. His wife wasn’t with him obviously or he wouldn’t be hitting on me so blatantly. Well, I was wrong. She was there too, and she encouraged her husband to hit on the hot BBW. They have an open marriage. I was down for a sexy threesome. But that was not what she had in mind. She wanted to watch her husband have BBW sex. Normally, I am playing with a woman, while the man watches. He was hot. She was hot. Whatever floats your boat. I took them both back to my place. Keeping up with the Polar Bear Club tradition, I gave them both a sexy show masturbating outside in the cold. I may have given my neighbors a show too. I was cold, but hot. We came back inside, and her husband warmed me up with his cock quickly. She masturbated as he fucked me doggy style. The cold didn’t give his dick any shrinkage. He pounded me for what seemed like hours while his hot wife rubbed her bald cunt and told him how to fuck me. When he came inside me, his wife rushed over to lick his hot cum out of my cunt. What a fucking hot couple. I may catch a cold, but it was all worth it.

Future Chubby Porn Star

chubby pornChubby porn star wannabe, that’s me. I have an exhibitionist fetish. I love to be watched. Men want to film me and watch me, so I would make a perfect porn star. I was with a group of guys the other night who where hot to be with me. I have never really done a gang bang, but this was good practice if I want to get into porn. There were not enough men to qualify for a porn star gang bang anyway. This was more like group sex, but I was the only girl. I love being the center of attention. It began with 6 men worshiping my body like a sexy BBW goddess. They were sucking on my big boobs, kissing my feet and eating my ass and pussy. I was enjoying being worshiped like that. Guys think because I am a thick girl, that I have low self-esteem, or I am submissive. I am a very confident girl. I know my curves rock and put men in a trance. I was enjoying being hedonistic. Truly, I could have laid there and had them take care of me all day, but I love cock and I love cum. We turned on the iPad on got down and dirty. I bent over the couch, and the guys lined up behind me with their cocks in their hands. One by one, they fucked me. I am talking balls slapping on my ass fast sex. I like to be drilled. I want my tits bouncing and my ass jiggling when you are fucking me. These men didn’t disappoint me. They got rough, pulling my hair and slapping my ass and telling me to smile for the camera. I am a cum whore, so I made sure someone panned in on my cum filled pussy after every guy nutted in me. I think I am going to like practicing for my porn debut.

Great Big Tits Bounce

great big titsGreat big tits bounce. I know mine do. One of my resolutions this year was to go to the gym more. Not to get in shape. I love my big curves. I just thought some cardio would make marathon fuck sessions better, plus everyone knows the gym is a great place to pick up men. My first day at the club, I did this boot camp class. Honestly, I didn’t know there would be so much jumping around. My boobs became a distraction for the men in the class and a subject of envy for the women. After the class, one of the ladies snidely said, “You know they make sports bras for fat girls too.” I just smiled and watched to see if she went to talk to any man in the gym. She did. A handsome fellow too. I wondered if he knew what a bitch his girl was? I used the machine next to him and watched him check out my sexy BBW curves as his girl watched in ire. I introduced myself and she tried to intervene. I saw no ring on either finger. They weren’t married. I think she just crushes on him, but he was crushing on me. Payback is a bitch. As I left the club with him, I said, “He doesn’t mind I don’t have a sports bra on,” as I passed by her. Her jaw almost hit the floor. I took him home and made my big boobs bounce in his face. I was working out his cock with my wet bald pussy. He gave me quite the workout too. The pre-cardio boot camp helped. This gym stud had a lot of stamina to go with his 10-inch cock.  I am already loving working out at the gym. Fuck sports bras, I am letting my big tits fly.

BBW Porn Star Wannabe

bbw pornI have always fancied myself a BBW porn star. I am an exhibitionist with or without a camera in front of me. I am proud of my curves. The neighbors behind me have their son home form the winter break. He is in college. He is a few years younger than me, but there is not a huge age difference. He jacked off to my big boobs when he was in high school. I would lay out in my back yard and I could hear him frantically stroking his cock from the other side of the fence. I let him peek in my bedroom window all the time too. It was nice to see that he still loves my curves. I caught him jacking off in his window last night. I decided to give him a show back. Everyone enjoys watching sexy fat women masturbating, right?  I pulled up a chair, placed it square in front of the window and spread my fat cunt. I got out my pink dildo and slammed it inside my juicy pussy. I started licking one of my fat titties at the same time. I was squirting repeatedly but doubt he could see how wet I was. His cock was super hard. I saw him shoot his wad on his window. I so would have licked that creamy load off the window. I am going to miss him when he goes back to college.

BBW Phone Sex at the Gym

bbw phone sexBBW phone sex will warm you up this winter. Trust me I know! I have big boobs who need a hot throbbing cock to heat them up. I was at the gym this morning. When I am on the Stairmaster, my boobs are the center of attention. I had a sports bra on, but I am a natural 44 EE. That means my tits will jiggle when I move. This sexy older man started chatting me up. He wasn’t subtle. He told me he had a boner watching me work out. Flattery will get you everywhere if I find you attractive. He was a sexy salt and pepper haired man. He was in spandex pants that told me he was aroused and endowed. I took a quick shower and we left the gym together. He bought me brunch first, which was unnecessary because I was a sure thing. My pussy was super wet just at the smell of him. I don’t know what cologne he had on, but I liked it. He rubbed my shaved wet pussy from under the table as I ate my omelet. I was trying hard not to make a scene as I came to his touch. I wanted to return the favor, but he wouldn’t let him. He was saving himself for when we got to my place. He wasted no time checking out my Sexy BBW sucking dick skills when I opened the door. His cock was out of his pants and in my mouth quickly. We fucked like horny teenagers. Damn, he was a hot fuck. I have always enjoyed older men, but he left an impression with me. I am not normally a gym girl. I like my curves. My new year’s resolution was to get fucked more and a friend suggested the gym as a hunting ground, so I got a membership. I need to send her a thank you card!

Sexy BBW Mistress

sexy BBWThis sexy BBW should be your present this holiday! Every married man especially needs a woman like me! Just ask any of my married lovers and I have a few. Married men love me and anyone of my many married lovers will tell you that I am he best mistress. My married man next door snuck over Christmas eve after the ball and chain went to sleep. She is out cold because of all the sleep aids she takes. He had a special present for me. His cock is a beautiful 9-inches and he eats pussy like a champ, so I don’t really need presents. Who am I kidding? I will always take presents. He had an array of gift cards in large amounts to all my favorite places. Starbucks, the Apple Store, Macy’s, Victoria Secret and a few local clothing stores. The man knows my tastes. I am sure he bought them with her money which makes my gifts hotter. I can’t give him anything but head and hot ass sex, but that is all he ever wants anyway. I am lucky because he treats me better than his wife. Most married men do. I love being the woman who will do the things your wife won’t do. Are you ready for a hot BBW sex freak in your  life?