I am a sexy BBW. I am a strong and confident woman. No one fat shames me. I rarely get those kinds of calls. Every now and then some small dick loser calls me, and dose not read anything. This loser called me the other night and told me to oink like the piggy I am. He called me a fat whore and told me to shut up and do as he told me to do. I told him to check himself before he wrecked himself. No one fat shames me. No one tells me what to do either. I am not a bitch. I have a theory about misogynistic assholes who body shame women. I think they all have tiny dicks, and it makes them feel better to bring women down. I do not let men shame me. I gave him a few warnings to be nice, and he kept on fat shaming me. So, I let him have it. I vomited a litany of insults including small dick humiliation at him. He was eating it up too. He just needed a strong woman to realize he is a small dick beta bitch. I pegged his ass too because often, losers need to learn some manners. I will fuck manners into any man who tries to disrespect me. Consider yourself warned. If you try to fat shame bbw phone sex slut Glenda, I will put you in your place. I have men all over the word vying for my attention. I do not need to play silly games or waste my time with misogynistic assholes.
Do you have breeding phone sex fantasies? So, do I. I get mommy calls all the time, even though I am not a mommy. I do have big mommy jugs. Huge tits that could feed a small army. All the mommy and milf calls I get make me thing about getting pregnant. Can you imagine my jugs with milk in them? They would be even bigger. I have a bunch of lovers. Most of them married men who need a mistress who does not want to get married nor wants to trap them by getting knocked up. I have been on the pill since high school. I do think, however, this sexy BBW is ready to be a sexy mommy. What do you think? Now that I have decided to get knocked up, the question becomes who the daddy will be. I do not need a man to marry me if I get pregnant nor do I need him to support me either. I make enough money that I can support us both. The problem is my lovers are all pretty clingy for married men. I guess that is the power of my curves and my head skills, LOL. There really is no way to know who the baby daddy would be unless I cut off some of my married lovers and just fuck one guy until I am knocked up. I do not know if I can just fuck one man at a time because I have a voracious sexual appetite. And one married lover cannot see me enough to keep me sexually satisfied. That is why I have a few lovers at a time. I think I just need to say fuck knowing who the daddy is and let whoever knock me up. I am a bigger girl, it will take 5-6 months for me to show anyway and by then, I will have new guys lined up who will want to fuck a preggo whore.
Fat women masturbating? What about just pleasantly plump women masturbating? I have no shame. I love public exhibitionism and I love public masturbation. It is cold as fuck where I live, but I still like to go outside scantily clad and show off my curves and big boobs. I have a pretty kitty too. A smooth bald pussy that men love to lick and fuck. I bundled up in a long heavy coat and went to the park a block away from my house. I figured it was too cold for anyone to be out, but I might catch an avid runner or maybe a dog walker. I found an older man smoking a stogie. He had salt and pepper hair. I immediately had visions of Bill Clinton when he was president. He was one of the first public figures I had a crush on. I was just a young schoolgirl at the time, but he was the first president I remember. And I thought he was a fox. I felt my body getting all tingly as I watched that silver haired fox puff on that cigar. I dropped my coat and sat on a concrete step across from him hoping I would catch his eye. My nipples were so hard, I could have cut glass. I looked him right in the eyes and started playing with my pussy. My dirty thoughts warmed my body. As I came, I felt flushed. It was like I was in Florida not in Pennsylvania in the dead of winter. He came over to me and insisted I cover up. This sexy BBW felt the sting of rejection. He saw my face and assured me he loved the show and wanted to see more; he was just worried I would get pneumonia. He came back to my place, and I put on my black wig and we role played my fantasy of fucking Bill Clinton in his prime. He even fucked my pussy with his stogie. It was his big cock I enjoyed most, however. For a man almost 60, my park lover had excellent stamina and a beautiful hard cock. Some of my hottest sexual encounters stem from me doing something bold and public like I did in the park.
Well, this sexy BBW had quite the time last night. I was invited to a Super Bowl party. I was nervous about going. I have not been to many parties since COVID hit the news. My friend said it was just a few folks that would be over, and everyone promised to be safe. I decide to go. I knew if there was a hot guy there, I would not be social distancing. There were a lot of cute guys there. I decided I would have some fun, then isolate at home for two weeks to be safe. If I get the virus, I will likely just get a sexy Kathleen Turner voice. Nice and husky. I want to be safe, but damn, I need to be around people, especially sexy ass men. This was not huge, but likely 20 or so folks. I did not care about either team. I was there for the boys and the beer. One guy was flirtier than the rest. He likes girls with back. I have back and front. He kept getting me drinks. After the halftime show, we slipped into another room and made out like horny teens. I wanted to fuck him, and he wanted to fuck me. I gave him my phone number and address and he followed me home after the game. We did not social distance at all. Although his dick was so big that I joked it could be 6 feet away from me and I could still be a cock sucking slut for him. It was big, especially for a white guy. I downed every inch though and he crowned me the best dick sucker ever. I crowned him the king of my pussy. No one has filled me up quite like that before. I am walking like I road a horse for the first time and that is hard to do to a big girl.
This sexy BBW has a dilemma. I have the same one every year for Valentine’s day. I have too many married men lovers and not enough time to schedule dates with them all. This year I have decided that what I am going to do is start early. One date a night and saving my favorite lover for the actual day. Last year, I had too many scheduled on the same day and almost got busted. Plus a few lovers got sloppy seconds. I just played it off like I was so happy to see them. I was happy to see them. I am always happy to see any one of my lovers. I am juggling about 12 guys right now. Do not judge. Men can be players with a girl in every city, but when a woman does it, she is a whore. My lovers are not required to pay me anything. Some do of course leave me tips and buy me gift cards and presents. I never say no to being treated well. I deserve it. All my married men are involved with women who no longer fuck them. Some have lovers of their own. Others gave up on sex as soon as that wedding band hit their fingers. I could never shut my legs forever. I love to fuck. I am a cum whore. That is what I told my neighbor lover. He is married to my landlord whom I find it hard to believe ever opened her legs in the first place. He is the only lover who knows how many other lovers I have. I cannot hide things from a man who lives next door. He is my favorite lover. He is not the richest one. He is not the most handsome one. And he is not even the one with the biggest dick. He is the nicest one. When he is with me, his only focus is making me cum. He will eat my pussy for hours making me cum a few times before he cums once. Listen up men. You do not have to be the richest man or the most handsome man or even the guy with the biggest cock. Just make her cum a lot and every day will feel like Valentine’s Day.
When you have great big tits, men fall over backwards for you. I have been stuck inside for weeks because of a blizzard. I was so happy when there was no longer several feet of snow covering my car. Because of COVID, it was harder to get the streets cleaned, I guess. Hell, I could not even get a teen boy over to shovel me out for money. First, sign of the snow melting, I went out. I was looking for someone to play with. I decided that the first man or boy to ogle my tits, was getting my pussy for free. I went to Starbucks. I was missing good coffee too, just not as much as a good cock. I was ready to hit on the hipster barista when a sexy silver haired fox came in behind me. He offered to buy my over-priced latte. I had to show some appropriate gratitude, right? He was about a foot taller than me, but he could not keep his eyes off my boobs. My guess was his wife’s tits were to her knees by now. I was half his age too. I do love older men, especially older married men. He slipped me his business card and I was sitting in my car in front of Starbucks like a cat in heat sending him a picture of my sexy BBW boobs. Before I was home, he asked if he could come over. Fuck, yes. I needed cock. A girl built like me is not meant to go this long without cock. I was not sure if he could keep up with me, but I was the one struggling. Holy fuck his stamina was better than men my age. His cock was harder and bigger too. He ate my pussy until I squirted then he lasted 45 minutes to fuck me into oblivion. I know I was in a desperate need to get laid, but even if I had not been snowed in for two weeks, my silver haired fox would have been a great choice of a lover.
I am a sexy BBW and I know it. I have curves that most women only dream of having. My neighbor tested positive for COVID. I was exposed to him because he is one of my married lovers. Now his wife does not know that. They are on quarantine together. And I guess I am benched too until my test results come back. I can get creative when it comes to getting laid. It was fucking chilly this morning, but I was going outside to find a man to masturbate with me. My married lover saw me, grabbed his cock and pointed upstairs. I knew that meant go to our bedrooms and jack off together. Thank goodness because no way would his cock come out to play in 30-degree weather. My nipples were so hard they could have cut glass. I have masturbated outside many times. I am an exhibitionist slut. But I rarely do it when that cold outside. I just wanted to get a guy’s attention. If I cannot fuck a guy until I know if Rona got me or not, I could at least masturbate with someone. I put my leg up on the bench in front of the window. He stood in front of his window stroking his cock. I wanted him inside me. I grabbed my dildo and rammed it in my pussy thinking of his big cock. I came hard. He came so hard his cum hit the window. I wished I could have licked it off. I am a cum whore, and I am benched until I know my test results. If I cannot get a cock inside me, I am going to need to masturbate a lot. On the phone, through windows, maybe even face time with some of my lovers. A girl has to do what she has to do.
Do you like gigantic tits? I have 44 EEEs. Yes, they are all real. I love flaunting them too. I do that often. I flash my tits to truckers, married men and any man who can get me out of trouble or something I need or want. Yesterday, I was just trying to show kindness to a cop. I cannot imagine how hard it is for a cop right now. I have a special love for the men in blue because my grandpa was a police officer. He was such a handsome man too. I tried to flirt with him as a teenager, but he never picked up on my clues and I was too shy to make a bold mood back then. Now, I have no fear of anything. And I have a special affection for those who protect and serve. This one cop was stuck in traffic with me. He was in his uniform in a Prius. I was not sure if undercover or off duty. I flashed him my boobs. Bold move. He could have arrested me for indecent expose, but I was hoping he would just see it as me flirting with him. I am a sexy BBW. I usually can get out of trouble. I always have a concocted story in situations like this. I did not need one. He followed me home. I asked him if I was under arrest or in trouble and he squeezed his monster snake in his uniform pants. He had a big baton, LOL. We got inside, and I showed him my respect for men in blue. I sucked his cock like the greedy BJ queen I am. He did not want to cum in my mouth because he wanted to fuck me. His big cock is the biggest one I have had in months. I took all 11-inches in my mouth and my pussy. I showed that officer how much I respect the badge and the cock because I am a cock sucking slut with a fetish for men in blue.
I was a cock sucking slut last year and most of the years before that. I decided my only New Year’s resolution would be to suck more cocks. Because of the pandemic, I know I struggled to suck as many cocks as I wanted in 2020. But this next year is going to be better. It is going to be an epic cock sucking year. I am off to a good start. I invited a few folks over New Year’s Eve. It was less a party and more a gang bang. Just me and seven guys I know. None of them are my married lovers. These are just fuck buddies. Men with big cocks that I have been with over the years. Some friends, some guys I met randomly and a couple of the better Tinder hookups of 2019. When they realized I was the only girl at my party, they wasted no time getting naked. They knew why they were there. At the stroke of midnight, I was being a cum whore. Toasting to fucking and swallowing jizz. I picked the right guys too because none of them minded being naked together. I have had guys freak out being naked in front of another dude or if their balls touched, but not these guys. They were all about fucking me as hard as they could. It was the hottest fuck I had in 2019. And it spilled over into 2020 to start the year off well.
This sexy bbw is the only present you need. A major snowstorm ruined my booty call last night. My married lover sneaks over late at night when his wife goes to sleep. She takes an Ambien and is out for a few hours solid. He only lives about 15 minutes away. He comes over, we fuck for an hour and he slithers back home to his unsuspecting wife. Not last night though. Over a foot of snow derailed my fun. He could not explain to his wife if she woke up why he went out in bad weather or where he was if he could not get back in time before she woke up. It was like talking to one of my callers. He had to go to the garage to talk to me. He got in the car, turned on some music, and put me on speakerphone. We had phone sex. Something I am pretty good at, LOL. He had to see my big tits and my wet bald pussy though, so we got on Snap Chat video. I masturbated for him, he jacked off for me. It was not what I had hoped for, but it had to do. I am sure you would rather fuck a hot BBW than to just talk to one, but sometimes we must settle for something else. I wanted my married lover’s cock inside me, but I settled for video chat and mutual masturbation.
