Want To Breed My Cousin?

Breeding phone sex

My crazy cousin doesn’t just want to have breeding phone sex with guys, she’s ready to get married and actually be pregnant!  Stupid sow!  What kind of slut really wants to be tied down and have a bunch of brats running around to wrangle all day long?  The way I see it, getting hitched and staying barefoot and pregnant is a death sentence for cock and cum loving chubster coozes like us. 

Why would anyone want to limit themselves to only having one bone to satisfy their horny hunger for the rest of their lives?  Throw in a handful of crotch goblins to boot and that sounds like a recipe for sheer insanity, to me.  Talk about doing the same thing over and over again!  Sounds horrible.  Cleaning snotty noses and shitty asses all day long for years, not to mention making sure the house stays clean and dinner is cooked and on the table by the time your man gets home from work, all of it sounds like a complete waste of twat stuffing time and engorged gaper draining energy to me.

The only way I’ll ever marry a man is if he doesn’t try to control me until I want him to.  Dominate me in bed, not my actions in life.  I need to be able to fuck who I want, when I want.  Not many men would be down for that.  And the thought of little ones bouncing off of all the walls makes me want to just scream!  No thank you, all of you hard up fluffy fucks can keep the married life.  I want to stay single and tot free for the foreseeable future.

My cousin can ruin her life if she wants.  18 and dreaming of her husband and all the boys and girls they’ll have together.  She’s only been with a couple of guys, I don’t know why she wants to limit her life and fuck up her fun with a family.  When I was her age, I couldn’t wait to pull myself off of one rigid rod so I could climb onto another.  Just a difference in preference, I guess.  Her preference is dumb, though!

 

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