When you have great big tits, men fixate on you quickly. That is never a bad thing. Well, this time it kind of was a bad thing. My best friend introduced me to her new boyfriend. Oops. He turned out to be this stalker dude I met on Tinder during the pandemic. He did not have a great cock. My boobs are my barometer for measuring cocks. If you can snake between my big boobs and come out the other end so I can suck you too, then you have a big cock worthy of my pussy. But if my boobs swallow up your cock, I cannot fuck you. I am a sexy bbw. I deserve only the best of everything. Look at me? You know, I am right. Well, this guy not only got swallowed up by my titties, but he also became obsessed with me. He started harassing me online and showing up at my haunts. My bestie heard everything about him, but she never met him. Now, I was torn about telling her. I have been hearing about her new beau for weeks. She deserves happiness, but there was a solid chance that he was using her to get to me. Now, it could have been coincidental, or it could have been a set up on his part. I did not want to crush her with the fact that her beau was using her to get to me. But I did not want her to fall in love with a tiny, dicked stalker either. I did not have to say a thing. He put his foot in his mouth before I could say hello. My friend saw my look of dread, and his boner and realized he was the loser obsessed with my big tits. She started yelling at him. I chimed in with some small dick humiliation and before long the little pyscho loser was crying. Hos before bros men. I will not fuck men with small dicks and I will not let my hot girlfriends fuck small dicks either.