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Handy Man Wanted

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I jumped in my truck and drove over to Home Depot, where a small group of young, strapping construction men stood, waiting for day labor. I rolled down my window and pointed out 3 of the best looking ones, and ushered them over. I asked “can you help me?” They all nodded and jumped in the bed. They had no idea just how much they could help.

I drove until l found a deserted lot, not far off the main drag but close enough that I might get caught. I liked it that way, the thrill of getting caught was so hot. We pulled off and I got out of the cab with a devilish grin. The men all looked around, confused and slightly fearful. I opened the tailgate and climbed up and joined the group. I grabbed one of the man’s hands and slid it up my thigh. “Don’t stop” I commanded as I unbuttoned the jeans of another. I took his thick, semi hard member in my mouth as the first man’s finger slipped expertly inside my pussy. I moaned and felt his dick get harder in my throat. The third man, in awe, unzipped his jeans and started stroking his cock. He was the least attractive of the three, so I figured I’d let him watch and suffer. Haha! But,God how I loved watching him stroke it. I swirled my tongue on the head of the dick in my mouth and sucked and nibbled, moaning as I got finger fucked, hard. I deep throated his rock-hard dick and shoved the other guy’s face into my pussy, smelling my own sweet juices and getting even more turned on. He had an expert tongue and this other guy had a perfect smooth dick. He started tensing and thrusting as I gyrated my hips into this guy’s perfect face. I tasted the saltiness of this man’s cum and forced it deep in my throat as I came, hard, on the second man’s soaking face. I squirted and swallowed at the same time, watching intently as the third man shot his load into the bed of the truck. All of us satisfied, I wordlessly jumped out of the bed & into the cab and drove back to Home Depot. When we arrived, they silently got out. Tired, worn, but somehow more energetic than before. “Thank you boys” I called. “You really, really helped” I threw a wink and blew a kiss. Maybe you can help me next time! Give me a call!

Dirty Phone Sex with Lois: Your Fuck Toy

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Watching me bend over in my tight jeans made you forget about all your wife. She would die if she knew about the things we do together, but shes asking for it. That frigid bitch has too many rules and with me you can do whatever you want. I want to be more than just a dirty secret, I want to be a perfect fuck toy for you. No is such a dirty word, I wouldn’t say it even if I didn’t love the way you use me. The only thing I need is your big fat cock, I don’t need you to be sweet. A lot of girls need gifts and dinners to feel appreciated, but I don’t have time for that. Just feeling your cum deep inside my cunt is enough for me.

Whenever you text me that you’re coming over, I’m always soaking wet before you get here. Sometimes I answer the door naked. Other times I tell you to meet me in my room, where I’m waiting in bed with my legs spread. Every night all I want is to be covered and filled with your cum. We’ll get caught eventually if we keep this up, but I just can’t stop.

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Sexy BBW Cordelia and the Church Lady

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I wasn’t having any of her “I’m a bad role model” for the little ones crap nor any of the “have pride in yourself” bullshit. I do have pride in myself. I’m proud I like to fuck. Proud of my juicy body. Proud to be a whore. Proud to teach my grandson that fucking is a good thing. I told her if she didn’t want her son around me, fine, don’t let him come over, but I was not changing who I was for her. Then I got up, put my big sexy tits in her face and suggested she get laid to loosen up a bit. I think the last time she got fucked, Reagan was president. I went off on her. Shocked the fuck out of her. Guess she thought I was going to be all submissive to the church lady, or some docile granny.

I knew what she needed. I pulled out my big double sided dildo I use to fuck my cunt and ass with and suggested she stick it in one of her holes if she remembered where they were. She looked mortified. Tried to save my “sick soul.” Like a disobedient little one, I threw her over my lap and spanked her. I spanked a grown ass woman. She was the one that needed saving, not me. Started to turn me on actually. I got a little forceful with her, tossed her on the couch, ripped her clothes off and fucked her with that didlo. Initially she was screaming, and pleading for me to stop, but soon she was moaning and begging for more. I knew she needed the cobwebs cleared out of her cunt. Just an old repressed biddy. Not anymore. She didn’t need Jesus. She needed Cordelia to fuck her.

By the time I was done ramming my didlo in her tight holes, she was a different woman. Maybe not the trailer park sexy BBW whore I am, but a much nicer, relaxed gal that was for sure. I don’t understand women who don’t fuck and suck. It’s a much better world when folks are getting laid. Don’t you agree?

An Early Christmas Gift

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Dear Santa: I Was a Naughty Girl

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I know how to flirt. I checked out my surroundings, and pulled him into the family bathroom that was near us. I locked the door, got down on my knees and sucked his married cock. Despite that ring on his finger, his cock did not act like it belonged to one woman. It was throbbing in and out of my mouth. And he was moaning like his cock had not been sucked in decades. I was happy to polish his knob; make him feel good for a little while.

I reached inside my panties and started rubbing my pussy, which was drenched just from giving him head. I was ready to swallow his load when he pulled me up, ripped my panties off, bent me over the sink and fucked me. My big boobs were pushed against the sink mirror. He held on to my ample ass and thrust his cock deep inside my cunt. His big cum filled balls were slapping on my juicy ass too. He came deep inside my pussy. It was such a hot, naughty, random encounter. I pulled my panties back up, adjusted my skirt, fixed my hair, and went right back in the store like nothing happened. He followed suit.

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Fat girls are the best girls..

I have many men tell me they love my big beautiful body! My big tits and my sexy ass. They even love my fat juicy pussy. My holes are for real men. Men who make fat women feel wanted and sexy. I fuck with a purpose and that purpose it to show these skinny bitches in life that my pussy is better than theirs. It’s plump, juicy and smells so sweet. I keep it shaved, and smooth for a fuck at any time. If I see a man on the street and he tells me he wants to fuck me in the back seat of his car I will pull my panties to the side for him to put his big fat cock in my tight plump pussy. 

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The men who love fat bitches like me have big cocks. That is why black men love us big fat white women. We can take their entire cock. We can swallow it whole in our pussy. I love big fat cocks! I can’t get enough of them. There are days where I have to have 4 or more big dicks in and out of this pussy. I love to fuck, I love for all of my holes to be filled up and filled with their cum!! 

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BBW Phone Sex with Glenda: Big Healthy Tits

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I took off all my clothes, hopped up on the table and let his hands explore my curves. He gave me a breast exam. Lifted each boob up, felt underneath of them, then took one at a time in his mouth. Sucked my titties until my nipples could cut class. I reached my hand to his crotch, felt his bulging cock. I unzipped his pants, pulled out his throbbing dick and told him slide it between my nice healthy natural boobs. He of course straddled me, and slid that hard cock between them. While he was titty fucking me, he slide his fingers in my cunt. Said he needed to check out my pussy.

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