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Dump In Your Mouth

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Just had a crazy and nasty experience! One of my boyfriends wanted to really experience what I taste like so he had me take a fat dump in his mouth! It turned me on so much that he wanted me to do that to him, I made sure I ate a few extra cheeseburgers to prepare! He wanted me to taste like he was eating McDonald’s! That pathetic little fucker laid on the ground and put his face into the toilet with his mouth wide open! I sat on his face and spread my ass cheeks wide while I shit all over him! It was dirty and disgusting and he was jacking his hard cock the whole time! He scooped it out of his mouth with his fingers and shoved them into my mouth so that I could have a taste too! I tasted fucking delicious! You couldn’t tell the difference between eating my shit and eating a meal from McDonald’s!

Peehole

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I was taking a piss earlier and had this crazy thought. I wonder what it would be like to have a catheter in my pee-hole while getting fucked in my asshole.
I do not know how it would feel but I know that I love what a big throbbing cock in my asshole feels like and I love it. I like the pulsating feeling after a major load is injected into my asshole.
I think I would really like to experiment with some water works and have a catheter put up there while I am being fucked and made to scream out of pleasure.
It would maybe even make me want to get more into water sports. It was just a random thought I had.

Sexy phone chat with Ashley

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He tried giving me that “New Year, New Me” Bullshit. Come on honey. He could not even look me in the eyes as he was trying to break things off with me. He said he didn’t want to start the new year out cheating on his wife but what about me? Who is going to eat this creamy pink honey hole? I started stripping down and asking him about my needs. “Who is going to lick my honey hole till I squirt my yummy sweet honey on their face?” I grabbed my big titties and pinched my nipples “Who is going to suck on my big beautiful titties?” He was sweating, struggling to fight his cock. I pulled my panties off and put my foot on the chair next to his throbbing cock. I pulled my sweet dripping bald pussy lips apart to let him see what he was going to be missing. Before I could even get the words out of my mouth he pushed his face into my warm honey hole and starting licking my pussy. I grabbed his head and pushed him further into my honey hole. I knew he could not live with out my honey hole.

Sexy phone chat with Ashley!

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Last year for Christmas I made the yummiest and moist cookies for all my family and friends! I used a special recipe that calls for special ingredients. My cookies are perfect every year but its getting harder and harder to keep up with the orders! That’s right! Every single one of my family and friends begged me to make the exact same cookies this year! I mean how could I say no! I was exhausted last year, and with double the number of cookies I need to get my special Ingredients for this year… Well I don’t think I will be able to walk! I have been working on getting my special ingredient for the last few days and I barely have enough to make the first dozen cookies! I need to re-hydrate! I keep fucking myself so hard! Making myself squirt repeatedly for my special ingredient is so fucking hard but so fucking fun!!! I hope everyone loves my cookies again this year!

Great big tits Bouncing

Great big tits

Let me play with your balls! Tsh, not those balls you pervert. Let’s play tennis. You know I love sports and I always win. I’m pretty sure it’s because of my skill, not the fact that I never wear a bra when I play and for some strange reason you can’t take your eyes off of my big bouncy tits. I am totally not ignoring that huge boner you have in your pants right now. You can’t prove it. Are you hitting balls at me!? Jerk! No! Don’t jump the fence. Mmm… Nooo, don’t kiss my neck. What if someone sees us? Ah! D-don’t bite my nipples through my shirt and definitely don’t fuck me on the clay. Mmm… Yes, I never wear panties with my tennis skirt. That doesn’t mean I was trying to seduce you. No I won’t tell you how good that feels… Ah… Mmm… N-no… I’m not cumming… No! Don’t stop! Ah! Don’t stop! Fuck me!

Breeding phone sex with Glory Holes

Breeding phone sexI’ve turned into such a naughty breeding phone sex slut lately. I’ve been wanting to be filled with as much cum as possible. Wanting to have that virile stranger will fertilize my ovulating eggs. So here I am at this pervy sex store and theater in an empty booth watching porn and waiting for a strangers cock to pop through one of these holes. So imagine my surprise and happiness as I watch this huge black cock slide itself into my hole. Well, the wall hole. It kept coming and coming, this thing was huge and I could hear him laugh as he heard my gasp. I replied by wrapping both my hands around that shaft and amazed that there was still more than 2 inches poking out from my stacked fists! I leaned forward and took the head of that hard cock into my mouth taking as much of him into my mouth as possible. Sucking on it sloppy and wet, drooling all over myself and his cock as I lubed him up for my pussy. Not that I wasn’t already soaked but I wanted to make sure he could get as deep as possible in my pussy and fill that fertile pussy up with cum. Making the groan of pleasure even more enjoyable as I moved my mouth from his cock and turned to ride his cock with my pussy.

Green light, Red light!

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I was late yet again! Rushing out of the house trying to get there on time when BAM!! Some fucking asshole slammed into the side of my car! I got out and started screaming at this loser. He was yelling at me and there was one little guy on the corner watching it all and on the phone. FUCK! I knew my light was red, but god damn it I didn’t want to be late! The cops gave us tickets and a court date. They even talked to the little man who watch the accident. My lawyer made sure to get his name and address. He seemed much weaker than I had noticed the day of the accident. He opened the door and I just walked in. He was so confused as to who I was or why I was there. I opened my long trench coat and showed him my sexy bra and panties set. “You were the only witness the other day at my accident. I just wanted to come talk to you and make sure we were on the same page. Why don’t you tell me what you saw.” My double j titties did their job and hypnotized him. I guided him over to the couch, sat him down and climbed up on his lap. My double J titties were right in his face and he could not take his eyes off them. “Well miss your light was red…” Shhh, shhh “See that is were you are wrong sir.” pushing my titties closer to his mouth, “I can feel how hard you are, I can see that you want me. All you have to do is say that light was Green and then you can have me.” He gulped and said “Yes, your light was green.” I smiled then kissed him deeply smearing my ruby red lipstick over his mouth as I started to grind my pussy over his cock.

Chubby porn ready to eat!

Chubby pornI can’t wait until tomorrow! I love to eat and what better excuse to eat until I burst than to do it to show just how thankful I am to my friends and family. Taking you with me is even better because after we eat all that turkey, gravy, those pies, and even that green bean casserole I know how horny you’re going to be because you just love to watch me eat. Imagine that sexy belly, ass, and tits just expand and get bigger and bigger with each bite. But, they always send up home with leftovers too. I can’t wait to get home alone and naked, having you hand feed me pieces of pie. Rub them over my tits and on my stomach and pussy before you lick and suck food off of my skin. Making my pussy wetter and wetter as you tease me with your tongue and lips. The warmth of you as you take up that cold food from me leaving me a sticky wet bundle of nerves and arousal and we’ve just begun. You’ve not even made it halfway through the cranberry sauce and you told me I’d not get fucked or even get to taste your cock until you’ve finished your meal first. Evil, teasing, man knowing just how to drive me crazy.

Naughty Substitute Teacher

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I woke up this morning so fucking wet after having this dream:

I get called to be a substitute teacher for the first time. I’m nervous and excited. I’ll be teaching 12th grade physical education for the day, and boy did it get physical! Two young studs had been eyeing me all class long, giving me that “I want to fuck you look.” I watched them as they ran around and did push-ups, they were strapping, muscular boys, good looking too. After class, they came into what was my office for the day which was attached to the gym. They had showered and changed. I stood up and leaned against the chalkboard, smiling slyly at them. “What can I do for you boys,” I said as I thought how nice it would be to fuck them both. Without a word, the tall blonde one came over to me and kissed me, a long deep French kiss that made my legs shake. The dark haired stud made his way over and knelt down and lifted my skirt, immediately licking my pussy like he’d been practicing for years. We sucked and fucked each other until I was barely able to walk. It was one hell of a dream, and now I’m horny as hell thinking about it again. Call and get off with me, won’t you?

Cuffing Season

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 I am never really tied down to one guy. I fuck who I want when I want and well I get bored of the same old dick going in and out of my pussy. You only live once and I want to have as many cocks in all of my holes at once! I know it’s cuffing season. Its actually my favorite time of year. Everyone is getting coupled up and it is SO much hotter to fuck a dude already in a relationship. Hmmmm Just thinking about bringing home a guy and fucking his brains out. I mean going home with a raw cock because this big chubby slut rode his cock all evening long. Letting him go home, smelling like me and covered in my pussy juices. His girl is going to want a big warm hug and kiss as soon as he walks through the door. Now guys don’t forget. Taking a shower right after you get home from being somewhere you aren’t supposed to be is, well rather incriminating. So you’ll just have to keep kissing her with my pussy on your breath. She might even want to suck your cock that is covered in my pussy and asshole juices! When you get Cuffed up and need some tight new pussy, call me!