I’m grateful for my Big tits. They have saved my fat ass many times. My big bazooms also stop an argument with my husband faster than the speed of sound. So that’s nice. He starts yelling and I flop my jugs out, and all is good in the world again.
Back to my Tig old biddies. Saturday, I was supposed to meet my girlfriends out for a girls night. I was running late because I like to really do it up when I get to go out. ( Hubby was working all weekend, so of course I want to showboat) I spent a little too long on my make up which caused me to run late. So Yes, I was driving a lil fast.
Blue Lights In My Rearview
Fuck, here we go. Was My First Thought. He comes up to the my window. ” License and Registration.{I hand them over} Ma’am Can I ask why you’re going 85 in a 55 mph zone?” I said shyly “I’m so sorry officer, I am trying to meet my gf’s for a girls night” After Explaining myself I made sure to prop my tits up and show my cleavege and I jiggled them right at the officer.
Officer Jensen asked me to step out of my vehicle and come back to his car.
I was dressed sexy, and I flaunted my hot shit. He said he really didn’t want to write me a ticket. I asked him if we could possibly work something out. He shot me a look staring hungrily at my tits. Officer Jenkins told me that his wife was carpenters dream flat as a board and easy to nail.. Popping these big tits out of my top, I watched as the officer drool…..
Can you guess what happened next…





















