I was taking a piss earlier and had this crazy thought. I wonder what it would be like to have a catheter in my pee-hole while getting fucked in my asshole.
I do not know how it would feel but I know that I love what a big throbbing cock in my asshole feels like and I love it. I like the pulsating feeling after a major load is injected into my asshole.
I think I would really like to experiment with some water works and have a catheter put up there while I am being fucked and made to scream out of pleasure.
It would maybe even make me want to get more into water sports. It was just a random thought I had.
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Sexy phone chat with Ashley
He tried giving me that “New Year, New Me” Bullshit. Come on honey. He could not even look me in the eyes as he was trying to break things off with me. He said he didn’t want to start the new year out cheating on his wife but what about me? Who is going to eat this creamy pink honey hole? I started stripping down and asking him about my needs. “Who is going to lick my honey hole till I squirt my yummy sweet honey on their face?” I grabbed my big titties and pinched my nipples “Who is going to suck on my big beautiful titties?” He was sweating, struggling to fight his cock. I pulled my panties off and put my foot on the chair next to his throbbing cock. I pulled my sweet dripping bald pussy lips apart to let him see what he was going to be missing. Before I could even get the words out of my mouth he pushed his face into my warm honey hole and starting licking my pussy. I grabbed his head and pushed him further into my honey hole. I knew he could not live with out my honey hole.
Drop it low
I had such a crazy dream last night, I dreamed that I was sitting on this huge cock, bouncing up and down and I squirted everywhere. It was not like a little squirt either. My big juicy thighs thundered every time I dropped my ass to slam down harder onto his huge fuckstick that was inside my pink pussy.
I then had to cum so I hard that I squirted my juices like a gush of water all his massive shaft that it ran down his balls. I did not stop though I kept thrusting that dick until I could feel it quiver inside of me and make me want to get off of it and suck the juice right out of it.
Sexy phone chat with Ashley!
Last year for Christmas I made the yummiest and moist cookies for all my family and friends! I used a special recipe that calls for special ingredients. My cookies are perfect every year but its getting harder and harder to keep up with the orders! That’s right! Every single one of my family and friends begged me to make the exact same cookies this year! I mean how could I say no! I was exhausted last year, and with double the number of cookies I need to get my special Ingredients for this year… Well I don’t think I will be able to walk! I have been working on getting my special ingredient for the last few days and I barely have enough to make the first dozen cookies! I need to re-hydrate! I keep fucking myself so hard! Making myself squirt repeatedly for my special ingredient is so fucking hard but so fucking fun!!! I hope everyone loves my cookies again this year!
Dreaming of you
I absolutely love cock! Love it! I don’t think I can go a whole day without having at least one of my holes filled up. I went to a spa the other day to get a massage and a mud bath treatment. I’ve got to keep this soft, smooth, milky white skin in pristine condition. Don’t even get me started on the massage part. Having a big strong man rub his oiled-up hands all over my body? What could be better? After my massage, I was so horny that I laid in the mud bath just dreaming of a big hard cock to fill up all of my holes. I want you to feel your dick slide between my giant soft tits, then I want you to tell me to get on my hands and knees so you can shove your big, throbbing cock up my tight little puckered asshole. Feeling the head of your big cock penetrate my tight little hole just about pushes me over the edge every time! Give me a call so we can chat about all the fun places we can find to stick that big hard cock of yours!
Dirty Phone Sex – Human Toilet
I am a human toilet. My newest lover has demanded it, and so I oblige him. Wherever we are, whatever we are doing, if I am with him, I am his toilet. Taking a walk in the park, if he has to go to the restroom, I kneel down and hunch as low as I can. He will proceed to pee into my mouth or squat over my face and take a massive dump right in the middle of the park. I have to swallow every bit of whatever he gives me, or I will face dire consequences.
Today showed me just how serious he was. He took me to a fancy restaurant for lunch, and I thought I was catching a break. Just after we finished the main course and ordered dessert, he informed me that he needed to use the restroom and stood up. I didn’t pay attention to it, and before I knew what was happening, he had yanked me by my hair out of my chair and onto the ground. People were staring at us, now, and I was humiliated as fuck. He demanded I assume the position, so I did, like the good little dirty whore I am. Right there, in the middle of the restaurant, with all those people watching, he emptied all of his bowels into my mouth and over my cheeks and chin. I had to clean it all off of my face with my hands and lick them clean to keep further embarrassments from happening.
Green light, Red light!
I was late yet again! Rushing out of the house trying to get there on time when BAM!! Some fucking asshole slammed into the side of my car! I got out and started screaming at this loser. He was yelling at me and there was one little guy on the corner watching it all and on the phone. FUCK! I knew my light was red, but god damn it I didn’t want to be late! The cops gave us tickets and a court date. They even talked to the little man who watch the accident. My lawyer made sure to get his name and address. He seemed much weaker than I had noticed the day of the accident. He opened the door and I just walked in. He was so confused as to who I was or why I was there. I opened my long trench coat and showed him my sexy bra and panties set. “You were the only witness the other day at my accident. I just wanted to come talk to you and make sure we were on the same page. Why don’t you tell me what you saw.” My double j titties did their job and hypnotized him. I guided him over to the couch, sat him down and climbed up on his lap. My double J titties were right in his face and he could not take his eyes off them. “Well miss your light was red…” Shhh, shhh “See that is were you are wrong sir.” pushing my titties closer to his mouth, “I can feel how hard you are, I can see that you want me. All you have to do is say that light was Green and then you can have me.” He gulped and said “Yes, your light was green.” I smiled then kissed him deeply smearing my ruby red lipstick over his mouth as I started to grind my pussy over his cock.
Call Me, Baby
BBW sex chat is so hot with me, we bigger girls have a larger appetite for everything, including sex. I’m a nymphomaniac, and enjoy cumming over and over again. So, it makes sense that I would be a phone sex operator and have the best BBW sex chat. We talk often about past sexual experiences, act out fantasies, watch porn together, and always mutually masturbate and get off together. My appetite is insatiable for sex, for cum. I love to hear a guy cum on the end of the line and I will do anything to make that happen. With my soft sensual voice cooing at you, your cock will get rock hard and we will talk about whatever you want.
Earlier today, I had a call about a man who had witnessed an accident that I was in. Though I was at fault, I went to him to beg that he lie to the jury and say that it was not my fault so that my license did not get taken away. He was reluctant, so I did what I had to do and grabbed his cock through his pants and started stroking it. Taking my blouse off and exposing my big, beautiful tits may have just done the trick because he jumped up and began titty fucking me right away. That led to him putting his big cock into my mouth and throat fucking me. I love the way that cock feels in my mouth. I cant get enough. Soon, he fucks me from behind and we get off together.
Another call was from a driver who wanted to roleplay that he picked me up and then took me to a sex toy store. We walked around and looked at the toys and lingerie, then made our way back to the fitting room where we tried out some of the toys and fucked like rabbits.
Whatever the fantasy, BBW sex chat with me is the best, you will cum so hard on the phone with me. I cant wait, baby.
I’m ready for some dirty phone sex
I am so horny right now. I’m sitting here using my dildo slowly moving it in and out of my pussy. I really wish somebody would call me so I can get off. Myself just ain’t going to do it tonight. I need a man to call me and just tell me all the dirty things he wants to do with me. I’m getting wet just thinking about it. I want to guy to tell me that he is in us to shove his cock in nice and slow. I want him to describe how my pussy’s gonna so wrapped around his big prick. I want to listen to it as I get myself off. I’m going to moan. I’m gonna fill my pussy super wet. Then I’m gonna come all over my big dildo. I want to make sure he gets off with me. I want to hear him moaning as his cock squirts his hot juices everywhere. Oh, I’m getting so turned on just thinking about a man calling me. I’ll be sitting here waiting for that phone call.
Cuffing Season
I am never really tied down to one guy. I fuck who I want when I want and well I get bored of the same old dick going in and out of my pussy. You only live once and I want to have as many cocks in all of my holes at once! I know it’s cuffing season. Its actually my favorite time of year. Everyone is getting coupled up and it is SO much hotter to fuck a dude already in a relationship. Hmmmm Just thinking about bringing home a guy and fucking his brains out. I mean going home with a raw cock because this big chubby slut rode his cock all evening long. Letting him go home, smelling like me and covered in my pussy juices. His girl is going to want a big warm hug and kiss as soon as he walks through the door. Now guys don’t forget. Taking a shower right after you get home from being somewhere you aren’t supposed to be is, well rather incriminating. So you’ll just have to keep kissing her with my pussy on your breath. She might even want to suck your cock that is covered in my pussy and asshole juices! When you get Cuffed up and need some tight new pussy, call me!