Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o’er your shoulder
Like a Continental Soldier?
Do your balls hang low?
Do your boobs sit high?
Do they reach up to the sky?
Are they slippery when they’re wet?
Are they sexy all the time?
Can you wave them at your neighbor
With an element of flavor?
Do your boobs sit high?
Does your pussy hang wide?
Does it flap from side to side?
Does it wave in the breeze
From the slightest little sneeze?
Can you soar above the nation
With a feeling of elevation?
Does your pussy hang wide?
Did your dick fall off
When you gave a great big cough?
Does it lie there on the ground
Or bounce up at every sound?
Can you stick it in your pocket
Just like Davy Crocket?
Did your dick fall off?