A friend and I went to an Irish Pub yesterday for Happy Hour. It was the only Irish Pub I have ever been in where there were no Irish people. I suppose I will have to actually travel to Ireland to go into a ‘real’ pub. Anyway, we were drinking a LOT. I am still a little bit hung over from the whole thing, but when I woke up this morning, I had someone in my bed. Usually I do not do one night stands, and I honestly could not remember this person being at the Pub at all so for a little bit I had no idea where they came from.
I moved out of bed and took a shower to get ready for my day. When I came out of the bathroom he was still there. He smiled at me and said, “Where the fuck am I?” I laughed, I said, “And who the FUCK are you?” We both started to laugh, but then it died down and things got awkward. I helped him find his clothing and we were just chit chatting a little bit and I was really hoping that he would leave.
I made myself some breakfast and it was quiet so I thought he left. Which was fine by me, since I still didn’t know who the hell the guy was. I guess we must of had sex, but I wasn’t even sure about that. I read the paper, then turned the TV on and went upstairs to finish getting dressed and the mystery man was back in my bed with a HUGE hard on. He said he couldn’t leave just yet. He held out his hand and I took it.
We fucked like rabbits for a long time. I got up and took another shower and when I came out he was really gone this time. I went downstairs with a smile on my face until I saw that he fucking stole my TV and iPhone! I can’t believe I got ripped off, but at least I was fucked well.