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Where’s the Fucking Beef?

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I had a date with this guy last night. He was cute and seemed nice enough. I thought we were really hitting it off when he moved in for a kiss. A big girl like me gets real horny. He started fondling my tits through my blouse and I could feel my cunt leaking through my panties. He was a big, buff dude and I just knew he was packing some meat.
He had his hand inside my panties within minutes. He expertly flicked my clit until my eyes rolled back in my head. I was moaning for more when he slipped off his underwear, giving me access to his massive…WTF!!!! More like giving me access to his clitty. His cock was a short, thin thing. It was rock hard and no bigger than my thumb. I could feel it throb between my two fingers and I had a sudden urge to laugh. There was no fucking way I was allowing this man to cum.
I snatched my hand away and looked at him, like, fucking seriously? He looked confused and was breathing heavily. “Are you serious? I asked him. “Do you seriously think that tiny dick will do it for me?” He shrugged. “I thought that maybe you could suck me off.” I backhanded him against his pathetic face.
“Don’t waste my fucking time.” His face seemed to shrivel up and he began to cry. “Poor baby. Did you think that a fat girl might cut you a break for having no dick. ” I was a cold bitch and I was freakin’ horny as hell. I spread my legs. “Get down there and eat that pussy until I tell you to stop.”
Dude, this guy slurped for all he was worth. No lesbian has ever eaten pussy better. After coming three times, I let him up for air. I felt so sorry for him that I allowed him to jerk his tiny Vienna off on my boobs. And then he took me home, where I pulled out my black vibrator and finished the job myself.
Moral of my story: If you don’t have enough meat on your bone, find a smaller dog!!! This bitch in heat needs protein and a big bone.
Kisses and Licks,
Delphine


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