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A BBW Walks Into A Bar

Big Tits phone sexMy big tits capture the attention of everyone when I walk into a bar.  How could they not? Look at them!  They are as close to fucking perfect as you can get.  I mean, if Jesus had tits, they would look exactly like mine.  Of course my hips and ass match the perfection on my chest.  I am a god damned Goddess.  Can you tell I’m just a little narcissistic? BBW phone sexAnyway, when I walked into Teezers on Friday night there were a few new guys.  One of the new guys was the bartender…fresh meat.  At first he didn’t pay much attention to me.  That was fine, not everyone loves a BBW…at first.  When the crowd died down I just started to talk to him, just general chit chat type of stuff.  He turned out to be a pretty decent type of guy.  I had a few friends there and we ended up staying until last call.  I told the bartender that I hoped to see him again, he assured me that I would.

I said good night to my friends in the parking lot and started my car.  I saw the tasty bartender come out of the bar, he got into his car then got back out.  He just was looking at his car.  I drove up and asked him if he was okay.  He said that it wouldn’t start, which was weird because I couldn’t hear any noise what so ever when he tried to start it, usually there is a noise.Great big titsHe asked me if I could give him a ride.  I said, “Sure.”  Then I promised him I wouldn’t kill him.  I drove to his apartment building and he asked me if he could give me something since I was nice enough to give him a ride.  I told him that it wasn’t a problem and to have a good night.  He insisted that he give me a thank you.  I parked and went to his apartment with him.  If I knew that people who needed rides would thank me by fucking me I would give a shit load of more rides.  He was AWESOME!  He didn’t want me to leave when we were done, so I stayed until Sunday. 

See what happens when a gorgeous BBW walks into a bar? They get fucked, and fucked well!


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