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Great Big Tits Washing Cars

great big titsA girl never has to worry about money when she has big great tits like I do. I was reckless this month with my spending. I came up short on the rent. I needed to get a quick infusion of cash.  We had a semi warm sunny day, so I did an impromptu car wash. Not the first time, not the last time either. My curvy body brings even men with clean cars to your car wash. It was still chilly, so my nipples were erect. So erect, they could cut glass. Men were just handing me money. I didn’t wash that many cars honestly, but I made money like I washed a few thousand cars. One of my jelly neighbors called the cops because I created a traffic jam on our street. Men in blue love a sexy BBW. When they arrived, I washed their squad car with my jugs then I polished their knobs with my mouth. Cops have a reputation for loving donuts and coffee, but there is nothing more that they love then head. I made sure to give them a freebie and I tossed in some titty fucking too. After that, they left and my car wash continued into the night. Naked huge tits on a chilly day and a hot BBW willing to suck cock and give hand jobs, makes a very popular car wash. Pays the rent too.

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Cock Sucking Slut for a Roadie

cock sucking slutI love being a cock sucking slut. I was at Metallica concert recently. My dad is a metal head and raised me on hard rock and metal music. I took him to a concert but I left with a roadie. We had a hotel for the weekend and I told him if we got separated not to worry. He knows his daughter is a slut. I met this roadie who invited me back stage. He liked my big boobs and curves, plus he thought I was too young to know Metallica. Who doesn’t know Metallica? Anyway, I would love to say I shagged the band, but that didn’t happen. I did meet Lars and James, however they are clean and sober dudes now and no groupie shit happens. I was horny because fuck they were hot for any age. I did let the roadie fuck me.  I mean he got me backstage at a Metallica concert. That was worth head and a fuck. He wanted to titty fuck first. I can still be a cock sucking whore with a cock nestled between my boobs. It was a wild night. That roadie fucked me all over the backstage. He was a good lay. So, I didn’t get to be a metal gods groupie, I did get a good hardcore fucking and I did see an awesome band. All in all it was a kick ass night.

Making Fat Girl Porn

fat girl pornHe wanted to watch some fat girl porn, so I suggested we make our own. I am an exhibitionist anyway. I should have been a porn star. I love to be watched and I love to fuck. I have been nude modeling since I was 18. My co-star last night was Mark. I met him at Starbucks. I was all bundled up because it was sub zero here which meant he couldn’t see my curves. He flirted with me, even bought my hot chai latte. We chatted, left the store together and 30 minutes later, he was at my place. This sexy BBW wasted no time either showing off her curves. He was super tall, so I had high hopes he had a porn star cock. Instead of watching porn, we made it. I set up my iPad to record me sucking his damn near foot long cock. My 44 EE’s didn’t even obscure his cock like most cocks I suck.  We fucked in every position. We both fancy ourselves porn stars, so we looked into the camera like seasoned pros. As we were fucking, we talked dirty and smiled. We even talked about where we were going to upload our porn. Mark is one of the few single men I have fucked recently. Most of my lovers are married men who couldn’t make amateur porn with me because of their wives. He wants to get us a porn channel to stream our live fuck videos. I think a star has been born.

Watching Fat Women Masturbating

fat women masturbatingHe loves watching fat women masturbating. Do you? I don’t mind playing with my bald cunt for anyone who wants to watch. I just want men to stroke for me while I play with my pussy. I love watching men be the master of their domain. This guy who wanted to watch me had a 9 inch cock so of course I wanted to watch him. When you watch, you learn how that person enjoys being touched. No two women cum the same way, so you should watch a woman masturbate.  I spread my legs wide for him and showed him how I rub my clit. I love playing with my clit. He loved watching me too. He could only watch so long before he wanted to fuck this sexy BBW. I wanted to fuck him too. He was dripping pre-cum and my pussy was drenched watching his cum leak from his throbbing rod. He drilled me like a man who had not had pussy in a long time. He lasted a long time too. He said he loved how wet my cunt felt on his cock. I made my pussy wetter by squirting on his cock. It was a hot time. We started with some mutual masturbation and ended with hot ass sex. Mutual masturbation is foreplay for me.

Showing Off My Great Big Tits

great big titsI love playing with my great big tits. I have a neighbor boy enthralled with my jugs. I think any high school boy is in love with a girl with big boobs. He was home with the flu yesterday, so I decided to make him feel better. I sat in front of my window for a while, until he saw me. Once he saw my naked body, he was naked too. As he stroked his young hard cock, I rubbed lotion on my body, paying close attention to my heaving chest. I have natural 44 EE’s. No high school girl has big tits like mine. I would have gone over to fuck him, but I have not had the flu shot. It was safer for us to just masturbate for each other. I love being an exhibitionist, so I had no problem rubbing my tits for him, especially since I got to see his young cock. For his age, he has a big cock. I’m sure he still has a few years of growing too. I got out my dildo, spread my bald pussy and started fucking myself as he slapped his meat. He came on his window. I licked my lips as I came on my dildo. He sent me a naughty Facebook message afterwards and I told him that once he is over the flu, he can come over and bang the shit out of me.

Even Lesbians Love Chubby Phone Sex

chubby phone sexChubby phone sex is on every man’s mind. But guess what? It is on the minds of a few women too. I was running errands yesterday. My last stop was the grocery store. I was in yoga pants that showed off my ample ass. I had on a half top too. I was at the gym earlier, and I didn’t bother changing. I figured I would drive a few men crazy at the store. I did that, but I made some girls crazy too. This hot older milf, perhaps a lipstick lesbian, followed me around the store. We ended up in the same check out line which was long, so we chit chatted. She told me she was jealous of my ass because it was the best ass she had ever seen. She was a lean woman, but hot none the less. She looked sophisticated. I thought she was a white-collar worker, maybe a college professor. After we checked out, she asked me if I wanted to grab lunch. I met her at a local restaurant, we chatted, ate lunch, then I went back to her place. It was cold enough outside that I didn’t worry about my groceries. She was hot for this sexy BBW and I wanted to bang a sexy mommy. Turns out I was right. She was a lesbian and a college history professor. She had great pussy licking skills. I mean damn, she had me squirting on her face. I showed her a few tricks too. I know how to eat pussy and toss a salad. I am a bisexual BBW. Been awhile since I have spent the day in bed with a woman, but I think I found a hot sexy mature sugar mama. We have been texting since our hook-up. She is taking me to a fancy restaurant tonight. She even gave me her AMEX to go shopping. I am gonna milk this sexy bitch for as long as I can.

Sexy BBW Glenda is a Sex Addict

sexy bbwSexy BBW Glenda is my handle on all sorts of hook up sites. Tinder, Bumble…you get the picture. I think I am a sex addict because the more I fuck, the more I want to fuck. It is a never ending cycle. My girlfriends joke that I should have a revolving door as my front door because there are so many men coming and going from my place. I have so many guys coming and going that I guess a neighbor thought I was hooking out of my house. Few hookers enjoy sex. They are just going through the motion to make easy money. When the cop showed up to follow up on a tip, I told him I was a slut not a whore. He didn’t understand the distinction. I had to explain that a whore takes money for sex, but a slut just enjoys the sex. I had him search my place to see that I have no large sums of money hidden. I even showed him my banking statements and my past due notices on bills. I have thought about taking money to fuck but I never want sex to feel like a job. I was making sense to the hot cop. I felt the need to prove that I was just a slut, so I seduced him. He had a boner in his pants anyway just listening to me talk about how much I love to fuck. I did have a creampie, but some men don’t care about that. I told officer hottie that I was just super turned on by men in uniform. He had a huge billy stick too. He left his uniform on and fucked me doggy style. I begged to be cuffed, but he just restrained my hands behind my back instead. I think the cop was happy with the outcome of the house call. Maybe if I keep up with my revolving door of men, more cops will check me out. I am a sucker for a man in blue.

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The Only Sexy BBW in the Place

sexy BBWI love being a sexy BBW. I can find men down to fuck anywhere, even at a Cher concert. I went with my gay best friend. I figured the show would be filled with drag queens and gay men. I was right, but my curves managed to attract the handful of straight men there. My friend was like, “Leave it to Glenda to find the only straight guy in the place.” We all laughed. This guy brought his mama who is a huge Cher fan since before I was born. He was about a decade older than me, but I love older men. We couldn’t do much after the show because neither of us were from town and he had to take his mother home. My friends watched his mother, so I could be a cock sucking slut at a Cher show. I was likely the only woman getting dick in the arena. We went into the gender neutral bathroom and had a quick fuck. Been awhile since I had a random fuck like that but he was super hot and I was horny. Gay guys talk about cock 24/7. I wanted some dick too. I bent over the sink and he pounded me for about ten minutes of heaven in a public restroom. I went back for the second act with cum dripping down my legs. I know, I am such a BBW whore. We exchanged information, so we can go out sometime. I won’t hold my breath that he will call but I did make him cum pretty hard.

Cock Sucking Whore Glenda

cock sucking whoreA cock sucking whore like me loves to show off. I was at a party Saturday night. There were two women being total bitches to me. It was because their boyfriends were showing interest in me. I can’t control what other men think. However, I won’t let insecure, jelly bitches get the upper hand. I asked the two men if they wanted to have some fun in another room. I didn’t want to play a board game either. I made sure the two cunts saw me leading their men away. I knew they would follow. I was counting on it. When they peaked into the room we were in, they saw me on my knees with one cock in my mouth and the other one in my hand. Th guys saw their women but ignored them. They were enjoying this sexy BBW too much. I was enjoying them. Sure, part of it was getting back at jelly bitches who thought they could fat shame me. The other part was just sexual enjoyment. They had big dicks and cum filled balls. I sucked them dry while their girls watched in anger and shock. They were clearly not use to their men straying. As I left the room, I made a stab at the bitches. “Guess you girls better keep your men on a shorter leash or I will get to them again.” I laughed and went back out to the party with cum breath.

Sexy BBW Exhibitionist

sexy BBWThis sexy BBW is an exhibitionist. I am also the newest member of my city’s Polar Bear Club. Do you know what that is? It is when a bunch of crazy people go swimming in a lake, ocean or river when it’s fucking cold outside. Saturday morning, I took the plunge with about 200 other freaks. It was cold as fuck. My nipples stood out. They got me a lot of attention from other polar bears. One guy was older, married from the ring, but very much hitting on me. He wanted to know if I wanted to warm up. His wife wasn’t with him obviously or he wouldn’t be hitting on me so blatantly. Well, I was wrong. She was there too, and she encouraged her husband to hit on the hot BBW. They have an open marriage. I was down for a sexy threesome. But that was not what she had in mind. She wanted to watch her husband have BBW sex. Normally, I am playing with a woman, while the man watches. He was hot. She was hot. Whatever floats your boat. I took them both back to my place. Keeping up with the Polar Bear Club tradition, I gave them both a sexy show masturbating outside in the cold. I may have given my neighbors a show too. I was cold, but hot. We came back inside, and her husband warmed me up with his cock quickly. She masturbated as he fucked me doggy style. The cold didn’t give his dick any shrinkage. He pounded me for what seemed like hours while his hot wife rubbed her bald cunt and told him how to fuck me. When he came inside me, his wife rushed over to lick his hot cum out of my cunt. What a fucking hot couple. I may catch a cold, but it was all worth it.

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