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Fat Women Masturbating on a Snow Day

fat women masturbatingFat women masturbating, oh my! It was a snow day here. I was not prepared for winter yet, so my car was buried. I felt caged in. There were a bunch of local boys having a snowball fight across the street. I was wired and cagey, which usually equals trouble for me. I cranked the heat up and stripped naked. I stood in front of my bay window until I caught their eye. I knew when I did too because their heads did a double take and they started pointing. I put my right leg up on the window ledge, so my plump pink pussy would spread wide open. I started fucking my cunt with one of my dildos until the boys flew across the street to catch my exhibitionist show. They pressed their faces against the window like fat boys looking at the candy shop window. I should have invited them in, but they were jailbait boys. No way their dicks would stay in a sexy BBW pussy. I need big cock. Plus, I love cock teasing the young boys. I wanted them to see what a real woman’s body looks like. One of the boys shocked me when he pulled out his dick. It was hard despite being 22 degrees outside. I guess it was a testament to how hot my naked body was to him. He came on my window. It looked like a snowball exploded from my view. I pulled out my dildo and let my juices splatter the window. They acted like they were going to lick it off. For a moment, I thought they would really lick my window and get their tongues stuck on the glass like in A Christmas Story. I like to think I made their snow day. They certainly helped warm me up on a chilly morning. Maybe you can warm me up too! I’m such a dirty cum whore.

Cock Sucking Slut at the Mall

cock sucking slutI love being a cock sucking slut. The joke among my friends is that I fall to my knees so easily, I need to keep knee pads in my purse. I can’t help myself sometimes. I am insatiable and have a huge oral fixation. When I saw him at the mall, all I could think about was his dick. He was enamored with my big boobs. He kept staring at them, never made eye contact with me while we were talking. That was okay with me because I was locked in his crotch. When I saw his cock growing in his pants, I knew I had to blow him. It was such a random encounter. He bumped into me, knocking a bag out of my hands. I think he saw my tits and started a conversation. The problem was we were flirting in the food court. It was very public. I am an exhibitionist slut, but even that was a bit too public for me. I grabbed his hand and pulled him into the unisex bathroom. All the malls have gender neutral bathrooms now. They are perfect for random quickies. I unzipped his pants and blew him. I didn’t even know his name and I was sucking on his cock in a mall bathroom. Good thing I am a cum slut because he blew a huge load of jizz in my face. I think he was surprised that he came so quickly. Never underestimate my cock sucking skills.  A sexy BBW like me can suck the chrome off a doorknob and not even smear my lipstick. I was going to get his name and number, but I think he was embarrassed about cumming so quickly because he bolted out of the bathroom. He had a nice dick and tasty spunk. I so would blow him again.

Great Big Tits for Santa

great big titsI visited Santa at the mall this week. My girlfriends and I were doing some shopping and decided to pay him a visit. Instead of telling Santa what I wanted, I asked him what he wanted. He busted out, “great big tits.” He didn’t realize he said it out loud. I was cock teasing Santa. I knew I was because I was pushing my knockers in his face and grinding on his lap. I was hoping if I was a naughty girl, Santa might spank me.  I got a lot more from Santa than I wished for. After he was done being Santa to the mall crowd, we met up for drinks. The mall Santa wanted his very own sexy BBW to be his special helper. We went to his place and I helped Santa drain his balls. I helped him drain his jingle balls in my mouth, on my tits and in my pussy. We fucked all night long. Can I just tell you how hot it was to scream, “cum inside me Santa?” I think I would rather be a bad girl, because if getting Santa’s hard cock and yummy cum is what bad girls get for Christmas, I want to be a naughty girl.

Thanksgiving with BBW Naked Women

bbw naked womenBBW naked women of the world want to wish you a Happy Thanksgiving. As a big girl, I love food, so I love Thanksgiving. I had my Thanksgiving dinner last night. My best friend invited me to her place with her family since I can’t fly home. Her dad is super hot, so I never mind spending the holidays with them. As usual, I ate way too much food. While my BFF was playing Xbox games with her brother, I offered to clean up. Her parents did the cooking, so I should clean up I explained. Her father stayed to help me in the kitchen. I was nervous because I have the hots for him. He flirted with me about my curves; he even joked that I look like I can handle a good stuffing. “I haven’t had a good hard stuffing in a while, Mr. DiCarlo,” I giggled as I tugged on his zipper. He was on board with what I was thinking. He flipped me over the kitchen sink, pulled up my skirt and fucked me from behind. He fucked me so hard my tits dipped into the leftover mashed potatoes. When he came in my sexy BBW pussy, he flipped me back around and sucked the potatoes off my boobs. It was a quick fuck because his family was in the next room. I felt so naughty fucking my best friend’s father, but that was the stuffing I wanted this Thanksgiving. Maybe you can give me a good stuffing too?

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BBW Sex with a Swedish Couple

bbw sexPlenty of guys, even women want to have BBW sex! I got propositioned at Starbucks of all places yesterday. I went in for a pumpkin spice and got a threesome with a Swedish couple. They were tall, blonde and sexy with hot accents. The husband is a doctor here in the US on a consult. They are swingers. According to the husband, they have been looking for a hot BBW to play with while in the US. The wife was thin, so I could see the attraction for something curvy. I like pussy. I like threesomes. They were a hot couple. They almost looked too good to be true. Honestly, I was a little leery because it seemed too perfect and easy, but I took the risk of going to the Airnb home they are renting to have some fun. Turns out they were legitimate swingers. Nothing bad happened to me except I got a sore ass! The husband had a ten inch cock and loved a big fat ass. His wife, although hot, has no ass and no desire to have a fat cock in her ass. Me on the other hand, I am a sexy BBW who loves a hardcore ass fucking. I am walking like John Wayne today, but it was worth it. I ate the pussy of a beautiful woman. I got a hardcore ass fucking from her husband and I got to watch a sexy couple fuck. It was a hot random encounter, but my trip to Starbucks today was rather disappointing!

Sexy BBW Glenda

sexy bbwSexy BBW Glenda is my screen name on Tinder. I have been having fun with random hook ups. I should have tried out the app a while ago, but I don’t have trouble finding cock. Tinder is not because I can’t get dick, it is because I can’t get enough dick!!!! I fucked a different guy every night last week. Sunday was the best fuck of the week. Maybe the best fuck of my life. Shaun is a drummer in a local, but popular band. He doesn’t have time to date but he wants to get laid. Can’t fault him there. Tinder is perfect for folks looking for no strings attached sex. Shaun wasn’t very tall, but the cock pictures he sent me were great. It was a fat dick. Most women, especially big girls, prefer girth over length. When he arrived, he said he only liked plus sized girls because they can take his fat dick. I’m a cock sucking whore when it comes to hard, thick dick. I looked like a chipmunk sucking his cock. Even my big hands couldn’t properly grip his thick dick. Took two hands and a mouth and my big boobs to do justice to his dick. I let him spend the night. He is the only hook up to ever get morning head from me. What can I say? I am easy for a thick cock.

Looking for Chubby Phone Sex

chubby phone sexAre you looking for chubby phone sex? I bet I am the chubby cutie of your wet dreams. This guy I hooked up with the other night said he had seen me a month ago and fell in love. He stalked me, but never had the guts to speak to me until we ran into each other at Starbucks. It was a planned encounter I later found out. I was flattered he stalked me. I saw the faint tan mark on his wedding finger. I knew he was married and trying to conceal it, but I didn’t care. I like married men. They are so grateful to fuck a woman who enjoys being fucked! I played his game. Acted like I had no clue he had a wife at home. I fantasized that she was a skinny bitch who couldn’t handle his big rod. He was huge too. For a white guy, it is rare that I see a tree trunk between the legs. Good thing. I am a cock sucking whore. Skinny girls wish they could give head like me.  As I was blowing him, he let it sleep that his wife can’t deep throat his dick. He back pedaled and said ex wife, but I assured him that I enjoy being a chunky mistress. I even went as far to tell him that I thought it was hot he was married.  I could have blown him all night long. When a cock is big like that, I am such a greedy bitch. We fucked like two teens in their parent’s basement afraid they might get busted. That added to the hotness of cheating. He said he wanted me to be his mistress. Almost all the men I fuck are married. I have no issue being the other woman. Maybe I can be your sexy BBW phone mistress?

BBW Phone Sex

bbw phone sexBBW phone sex is my speciality. Not because I am a curvy slut, but because I know why guys like big girls. Many guys think big girls are easier. They think we are desperate because we are bigger. Not the case. Well, not the case with me. I am a hot BBW. Pretty face, natural tits, soft curves and a total whore. I just like fucking. But the one thing I like as much as fucking is giving head. I will blow any guy, even guys I would never fuck. Its just head and I am a cock sucking slut. When it cums to head, I don’t care about age or size or race. As long as your dick gets hard with my mouth, I will suck your balls dry. I sucked off this foreign dude at the 7-11 last night. I went in for a late night 6 pack and he was giving me the eye. I know the look. I get it all the time. I am happy to indulge anyone who thinks I am a sexy BBW. There was no one in the shop. He barely spoke English, but when I pointed to his cock, he knew what I wanted. He knew I wanted to suck his cock. He was not the most handsome man Ive ever seen, but I wanted some cum to go with my beer. I can be such a trashy whore sometimes. I saw the security camera. I thought it was hot to suck him off while watching it on the security camera. When he blew his load on my face, I licked it off, smiled for the camera and told him I’d be back soon for more. When I got home, I signed on to take some calls, got drunk and played with my wet pussy while giving virtual blowjobs. Not the same as the real thing, but this cumslut had her fix.

Cum on Tits Feels Amazing

cum on titsDo you like shooting your cum on tits? I love the feel of a hot load of spunk on my tits. It was super chilly this morning. I could have used you next to me when I woke up. Sadly, I woke up alone and no one to cum on me nearby. My neighbor was home, but so was his cunt wife, so he was out. I warmed up a bottle of lotion so it would be hot like cum. I squeezed the warm bottle of Jergen’s hand lotion on my tits. For a moment, with my eyes closed, it felt like hot cum splattering all over my great big tits. I rubbed it in deep all over my boobs. Just as I was starting to masturbate, there was a knock on my door. It was my neighbor. He could see all that I was doing and told his cunt wife he was going for a jog. He jogged himself all the way next door to titty fuck his busty neighbor. The real hot cum hitting my jugs feels way better than lotion. I was in cum heaven. We fucked for a while too. I sent him back to his wife all hot and sweaty so he looked like he really did go for a run.

Sexy Phone Chat with Glenda

sexy phone chatWant to have sexy phone chat with a hot BBW? I have always been a wild and horny girl. I am a phone sex whore so I can play with my pussy all day long. Mutual masturbation is much better than jacking off solo. Don’t you agree? Why rub one out alone? I can play with my pussy all day long. I know it is unfair. As a girl, I can cum a hundred times a day. Unlimited cums for women, but you guys only have a few in you a day, so why not make those cums the best they can be by cumming with me. My callers love mutual masturbation and role plays. I got to be a naughty nurse this morning. I have played the nurse a time or two for men in my life. I love saying, bend over and cough. Prostate massages feel good. Some guys don’t relax enough to let a girl get a finger up their ass, but once they do, they have the biggest, hardest cum of their lives. I can guide you through a prostate exam. You just need some lube and a finger. Once you are picturing cumming over my great big tits, you will feel far more relaxed with a finger up your ass. Trust me, I know what I am doing.

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