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BBW Sex with a Handsome Stranger

bbw sexBBW sex will blow your mind. That is what I told this guy I met at the dog park. I was in yoga pants that highlighted my ample ass. My shirt was equally revealing. He was checking me out. Our dogs were playing together, so he had a chance to talk to me. His eyes never made contact with me. He was staring at my boobs. It was okay because I was trying to check out his package. I was bold. I asked him if wanted to go back to my place for a morning fuck. He was shocked by my bravado. He didn’t think women were into random sex anymore. I told him I have a high libido and I am easily bored with the same sexual partner. He tried to discreetly remove his wedding band. I stopped him. I mean, I was just interested in about 30 minutes with his big hard cock. I didn’t want to marry him. I’m not Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction. I love married men because they don’t want to marry me or own me. We had a great shag. I showed him what a cock sucking slut I am with a big cock. He eats pussy well. His wife is lucky. Often these sorts of random encounters, the men don’t care about foreplay. Lucky me, this one did. I will have to go back to that dog park again soon.

Sexy BBW Casting Call

sexy bbwThis sexy BBW had a casting call this week. I fit the build for a character in a low budget horror film. I so want to be a B scream queen! I didn’t think I would get a call back. I have no acting experience and my pictures I included were not professional. I showed up at the agent’s office. I kind of expected a horny casting director who just wanted to fuck me, not put me in a horror movie. What happened was rather surprising. I arrived, and the casting agent was a woman. That was surprise number one. She didn’t think I was a BBW, so she wanted me to read for a different role was surprise number two. She was a hot lesbian who wanted me to be her bbw sex slave was the final surprise. I was happy to eat her pussy. I would have done it even if a part in a movie wasn’t at stake. She was smoking hot. An older lipstick lesbian. No Me Too hashtag here. I wanted to play with her. Her tits were amazing, and her puss was juicy like a watermelon. I was happy to get some casting couch action. She had a drawer filled with toys too. That made it more fun. Not only is she going to put me in B movies, she is going to make sure I cum and cum and cum.

Chubby Porn Star Glenda

chubby porn I should have been a chubby porn star. I love to show off my body and I do enjoy an audience when fucking. A bunch of my friends and I went to see Bohemian Rhapsody last night. Afterwards, we were in the mood to party. We went to the local bisexual club. It is a dance club for anyone, but there are openly gay, transgendered and bi folks there. I am a bisexual girl. I love hanging out at this club. My girlfriends and I were getting high and drunk and dancing. Having a good time, when a pack of straight looking guys came in.  They came straight towards us. Turns out they are from the UK. They are just in the US traveling and looking for pretty girls to meet. They had no idea this was a bi club. They didn’t care. One of the guys told me, everyone is essentially bisexual. After dancing with them, I was invited back to their air b and b house, which was around the corner. I was happy to entertain all three of them. My girlfriends were leery. If I had been sober, I likely would have been too, but I was horny, and they were into this sexy BBW. One of the guys started filming me with his friends. I didn’t mind. I love showing off. These guys loved the fact that I would do them all at once and take their dicks up my ass.  I think I ruined British chicks for them. Welcum to America boys. The land of BBW sluts who do anything for cock and cum.

Gigantic Tits Got Me Out of Jury Duty

gigantic titsI have gigantic tits and let me tell you how handy they are sometimes. I got called to jury duty. I don’t have time for that shit. I would rather talk dirty with you and fuck my married lovers then sit in a courtroom for who the fuck knows how long. I thought if I showed off my curves, I could flirt with the right person to get me out my American obligation. I knew I couldn’t wear certain clothes or I could be arrested, so I put on a tight black dress that showed off my ample curves. I scouted the area to see who I needed to fuck. I discovered it was Scott. He was the man in charge of checking jurors in. I licked my lips and flirted. I can be fucking charming when I want to be. I had his attention, well my boobs had his attention. I asked him what it would take to excuse me from service. He asked me a series of questions, none which applied to me. I whispered in his ear that I was a great cock sucking slut. Now I had his full attention. We ducked into the staff’s bathroom and I gave him the best head of my life. I let him titty fuck my big knockers too. He was a minute man, but I didn’t care. He was not a guy I wanted to fuck. He was what I call a means to an end. I made a geek clerk feel special for a few minutes and now I am home and able to do what I do best. Make men cum. If you have a a sexy body like mine, you can get what you want and what you need. You just might have to fuck a few nerds along the way.

BBW Phone Sex: No Fat Shaming Me

bbw phone sexBBW phone sex calls are not what you expect. Not with me at least. I don’t let any guy fat shame me. I am a sexy full figured girl. I rock my body. I love walking into a room and commanding attention. I did that last night at this new club in town. I wore a black tight dress that hugged my curves. The club was packed. It was the first night it was open. Before I made it to the bar, I had several men wanting to buy me drinks. Some of these men were leaving other women to hit on me. Only the women in the club were hating on me. To the guys I wasn’t a fat chick. I was just a sexy BBW they wanted to get to know. I spent the night talking and dancing with many men, but I only took Randy home. Not sure why I picked him. He was not the most handsome of the men, nor did he appear to be the richest. He was a construction worker, new to town. A little shy, but rugged good looks and very nice. We pissed off my other admirers when we left together. Back at my place, I knew I made the right choice when I saw how big his cock was. He looked to have about ten inches. Not only was he hung, but he knew how to eat pussy. He insisted on making me cum a few times before he would let me suck his cock. A gentleman too. He was a keeper. This was a man I wanted to see again. We spent the night and morning fucking. He left before my shift started, but he is taking me to a haunted house later tonight. Never underestimate the shy guys. One of the best fucks I have had this year. Can’t wait to feel his cock in me again.

My Great Big Tits

great big titsMy great big tits are miracle workers. They can raise the dead. At least that is what Albert said. He is an old man, the father of my neighbor lady. He saw me in the backyard and came to the fence to talk to me. He was handsome for a silver haired fox. He was in town visiting his family. The old fox started flirting with me. He said he had never seen a woman so beautiful as me before. What a sexy flirt. I was enjoying the attention, even if he was twice my age. In the middle of our friendly conversation, he pulled his cock out of his pants. I was a bit shocked, but apparently not as shocked as he was. He said his cock had not been hard since Bill Clinton was president. I was doing the math in my head and that was a couple decades ago. I asked him about using Viagra and he said if a woman couldn’t get his old dick hard, it wasn’t meant to be. He had a point. My question to him was that since I got his cock hard, should we fuck? I mean it would be a waste of a perfectly good boner and who knew when his cock might get hard again? I told him to come over, which was not 10 minutes later. I think he ran through the house to get to mine. I took a ride on an old bull and I liked it. I was flattered that I raised the dead. He started singing some old Rolling Stones song called Start Me Up. He said I could make a dead man cum. Well, I guess Mick Jagger said it first. He made a sexy BBW cum. I’m such a naughty neighbor seducing my neighbor’s dad.

BBW Naked Women Will Get Anyone Hard

bbw naked womenBBW naked women stripping for you will always get your dick hard. I met this dirty old man at the grocery store last night. He told me my sexy curves made his dick twitch for the first time in way too long. He seemed to be extremely happy for the movement in his trousers. Now, he wasn’t ancient, but he was a silver haired fox. He told me he was a college professor but since his wife died a few years ago, his dick has been dead too. His wife was a BBW like me. He was a tall lanky man, but that is not uncommon. Lots of skinny men like a sexy bbw. I have always gravitated to older men. Maybe I have daddy issues. Whatever the reason, I invited him back to my place. I told him to leave the Viagra at home because I wanted to show him that he is not dead yet. Not by a long shot. I did a sexy striptease for him, and watched the tent grow in his pants. He seemed surprised that I could get such a reaction from him, but I was not surprised. I know my powers. I was happy to suck his cock. Not only was he sexy and smart, he had a big dick for any age. I told him he didn’t need Viagra, he just needed the right woman. I rocked that old man’s world for three hours. He lasted three hours to fuck me. I came so many times on his dick, I lost count. At one point, I felt like I was born again. Born again as a bbw porn star. His cock throbbed inside of me. I could feel his dick pulsate as my wet juicy pussy came over and over on his cock. I thought men in their 40s were perfect for me. I need to reconsider that, because a 62 year old professor fucked me better that 4 forty something men combined.

Big Titty Fucking Saves the Day

big titty fuckingBig titty fucking gets me out of trouble. I could have had a DUI last night, but my big boobs saved the day. I was just at the legal limit. I was coming from a house party and I went through a yield sign. I totally missed the cop hiding off the side of the road. As soon as I heard the sirens, I prayed for a male cop. The Lord heard my prayers. A handsome, married cop. I saw the ring on his finger. I was nice and cooperative. I apologized, admitted to being at a party. When I got out of the car for the breathalyzer, I tugged my dress down just enough that a boob popped out. This is a technique I have mastered over the years. It works best on married cops. I apologized again, but once I caught him drooling I knew it was safe to proceed. I put my hand on his crotch, feeling his rock hard dick. I licked my lips, looked all doe eyed and seductively said, “Do you see anything you like officer as I pulled my big tits out of my dress. He looked around to make sure no other cars were nearby as he pulled out his 9-inch cut cock and slid it between my sexy breasts. His cock curved up to my mouth. I wanted to suck his cock too. He had a perfect dick.  Once it was in my mouth, I knew I needed it in my pussy. Curved cock hits my G-spot and makes me cream like nothing else. I felt like an 80s video vixen on the hood of my car getting fucked. He enjoyed bbw sex with me too. He told me he never came so hard before. I think I may have a get out of jail free card forever now.

The Boy Next Door Loves My Great Big Tits

great big titsMy great big tits are the obsession of my neighbor’s son. He is always in his window trying to get a glimpse of my sexy full figured body. Can you blame him? He wants my big boobs. I have been teasing the high school boy. Normally, older men are my thing, but I woke up early this morning and super horny. It was too early to call anyone to come over and fuck. I decided I would just get my dildo, have some solo fun and go back to bed. That was my plan until I saw Rob up for school and staring at me through his bedroom window.  I have seen him stroking his cock. I knew he was big enough to please this sexy BBW. I signaled him over and he showed up. He told his parents he had an early track meet but came over to my place instead. He was not a virgin, but he had never been with a busty older girl before. No high school girls look like me. No high school girls fuck like me either. I blew him. His first head from a girl who knew what she was doing. He came in my mouth in less than a minute. I assured him that was okay because I was going to get him hard again. This time I got him hard with my tits. Big tit fucking is every boy’s wet dream. I was debating on if I should fuck a high school boy. I was going to grant him permission into my pussy, when he came on my boobs. He lasted longer the second time around, but not nearly as long as he should have lasted. He left for school, and I was still frustrated. This is why I prefer older men. They know how to last to please a woman.

A Cock Sucking Slut Knows How to Weather the Storm

cock sucking slutI love being a cock sucking slut. I joke with my girlfriends that my mother must have fed me cum when I was young because I can’t get enough cum. We are having heavy rains and high winds from hurricane Florence, which meant I wasn’t getting out to get cock. When you look like me, you don’t have to go find cock. Cock will cum to you. I put something on Facebook that I was looking to have some fun to weather the storm. My inbox was flooded with guys wanting to keep me company. I selected Troy. He is sexy and hung. A little older than me. I met him at the gym. We flirt often but have never fucked. He sent me a few dick pictures when we first met, so that is how I new he had a nice cock. Troy brought his cousin who is in town from South Carolina. He was in the eye of the storm, so he came a little more North to just heavy rains. I was happy to fuck two guys. The more the merrier.  A cock sucking whore always welcomes more cock. We had some beer, then the cocks came out. It was thundering and lightening outside, but I didn’t care because I was sucking cock. Two cocks. Two nice happy to see me cocks. Their precum was yummy. I wondered if men who share DNA have similar tasting spunk because they both tasted great. I could have sucked their cocks all night long, but they are boys. They wanted to fuck. I love threesomes when I am the only girl. I sat my sexy ass on Troy’s cock. I was reverse cowgirl, so that his cousin could take my pussy easily. I love being double penetrated by two cocks at once. I know, I should have been a bbw porn star. I could get paid for doing what I love most. When they left this morning, I swear my pussy was wetter than it was outside and it rained all night long.

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